What? What is racist about this?Hmm, any Republicans forward some Email lately? Oh yes, sure, here we go: “Diann Jones, a vice chairman of the Collin County Republican Party, has apologized for an e-mail that some local judges denounced as racist.” Hooray! As is usual in such cases, this GOP leader from this Dallas exurb is denying any racist intent in sending this email bitching about the “black house” where Obama is plotting against Americans, an email she sent to all the Republicans in “local Republican clubs,” because the REAL crime is that one of the recipients, a local Republican judge, is kind of tired of his party being a bunch of idiot racists, so he sent it to a bunch of other judges, who will HMMMM pass judgment on Diann Jones, in some Texas form of justice, such as a mild rebuke?

The Dallas Morning News reports:

In an e-mail Tuesday to state District Judge Robert Dry, Jones wrote, “If someone is offended by something in an e-mail, I don’t think forwarding it on to 50 other people [that never originally saw it] is really prudent … That action simply multiplies the offensive e-mail and enlarges the damage.”

Yeah, jeez, let’s not tell everybody the GOP is just a fringe-nut group of old white people FURIOUS about this negro in the White House.

Oh, and the thing this idiot “Diann Jones” was complaining about? A proposed Texas state tax on gun purchases. This is what brought this county GOP leader to the conclusion that she simply must send an email to Republican voters clubs that included the hilarious comment: “Another terrific idea from the black house and its minions.”

So, we’ve had the GOP county leader gal who sent out the “Obama Bucks” watermelon-chicken food stamps, the Southern California suburban Republican mayor who sent out the hilarious White House-watermelon garden email, the Florida state committee-woman GOP gal who sent out that “So how did black people travel in airplanes to Obama’s inauguration when they couldn’t get out of New Orleans during Katrina?” email comedy, the Republican mayor in South Carolina forwarding his “just out of curiosity” musings about the Muslim Barack Obama being maybe a character in the Bible (the Devil, in fact), and the Republican mayor of some Georgia town typing a hilarious Facebook status message suggesting Barack Obama should give the Queen of England some typical black-person snacks such as cigarettes and malt liquor.

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  1. She also says she didn’t write the “black house” thing or the entire email, but merely forwarded it. Not surprising — illiterate boobs typically forward emails without reading them. That’s what you’re supposed to do, right?

  2. Shouldn’t Michelle Obama be alerting DC area eleven year olds that the watermelon crop at the White House is ripe for harvest and ready to be shipped to Blue Hill for the chitlin ceviche?

  3. Her revealing email is another reason to have “delayed send” enabled on your email client. Gives you a chance to cool off and reconsider the wisdom of writing it in the first place.

    And if this topic is being posted as some kind of bait, just to elicit a comment from AngryBlakGuy, I hope it works! Welcome back, ABG!

  4. While most right-wingers are focused on anti-abortion, anti-evolution, and anti-homosexuality matters it’s still nice to wrap it all up in the longstanding and comfortable cloak of racism.

  5. [re=331566]octupletsmom[/re]: Because a Republican judge actually had the decency to call the foul, instead of make an excuse. Frankly, I’m still in shock.

  6. [re=331571]Scandalabra[/re]: Everytime I see that pic I want to harvest it like the Farm Town game on Facebook. (That would be worth a lot of coins!)

    But, Republicans being racist? You don’t say–I just can’t imagine that.

  7. Between this and the twitter debacles, watching Republicans use modern communications technology is like watching some lost hunter-gatherer tribe in the jungle discovering whisky, spam, and firearms.
    It doesn’t end well, ever.

  8. [re=331576]Min[/re]: Eh, true. Now, that would NOT have happened in Oklahoma. I know, I have lived in both places. Okay, not OK since I was tiny, but still.

  9. When asked for comment, Diann Jones vigorously denied being a racist. “I love all people equally,” she said, holding up a Thompson Twins CD as proof. “I’m just a little concerned about the Negroes…you know…taking over.”

  10. [re=331582]NewSpence[/re]: Contender for comment of the day…but sorry, we’re already closed. And what we have for runners up, Johnny? (Did you mean spam the meat-like food product? I’m trying to figure out how they can go too nuts with that.)

  11. [re=331583]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I know I am not alone in saying it’s good to have your angry blak self posting again & I hope the house problem was settled in your favor.

  12. [re=331576]Min[/re]: agreed. I’m gobsmacked that a Tejas judge, of all things, would actually wish to “do something” about this. But probably like Sotomajor, that judge will be discovered to be “reverse-racist” (eg, a brown person & therefore, by definition, racist against poor beleagured white men) with a “temperament.”

  13. I hardly think Obama cares about these local losers. He’s too busy signing landmark legislation, traveling to meet foreign leaders in his baby blue 747, and sneaking some Kools.

  14. [re=331597]dementor[/re]: Yes, the meat-like substance. If you’ve ever been to Polynesia, you’d know just how destructive that little can-o-death can be to people used to a diet of actual plants and animals. Western civilization is a hell of a disease!

  15. [re=331587]ManchuCandidate[/re]: …I’ve been hidden away in my basement(in Miami?) awaiting the apocalypse that will be led by racist latina justices, zombie abortion doctors and Bruno!

  16. Just…tell me she wasn’t in a furry suit when she did it and I’ll write if off as just another wingnut in the larger parade.

  17. [re=331588]Ken Layne[/re]: …you have to excuse me I haven’t been in the loop lately. Kinda funny how I go from one evil corporation(rhymes with Hexxon Gobil) to another(which will remain nameless because they pay me enough NOT to have a soul!!!)

  18. [re=331599]hobospacejunkie[/re]: …oh yeah, that has been resolved a while ago! All I had to do was fill every window with those “Forget the dog, beware of owner” signs!

  19. The fact that the judge sent out an email sort-of condemning the wording was more a result of how easily emails get leaked to the press and other parties. Covering his ass rather than any sort of actual contrition.

    And this Diann claims she missed the ‘black house’ portion of the email. God, I wished our country would adopt the practice of seppuku when someone screws up. Maybe not applicable in this case but I’m still fixated on Donald Rumsfeld from the Comment of the Day.

    [re=331612]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: And check out this past weekend’s comments conflagration:

  20. [re=331620]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: You must be as happy as I am that not only have a bunch of useless bastards have been banned, but that white and black can once again enjoy watermelon— together.

  21. [re=331616]user-of-owls[/re]: Sorry owl user, I did not see that. Does this mean we were separated at birth? Are we the same person?? Zoinks! (Although your post was much more thoughtful & in-depth.)

  22. [re=331597]dementor[/re]: COMMENT OF THE DAY is a 24-hour cycle. Any comments after the latest COMMENT OF THE DAY post is eligible for the next day. (Although we will probably be watching tv and sobbing and not reading comments, at night.)

  23. Jeebus people this is not a competition for commenter of the day, but merely a recognition of its existence.
    buT eIE Hav 2MurrOws commENT:

    “[on why homosexuality is wrong and not natural]

    When two guy’s have sex they can only penetrate eachother through the crack which I think is disgusting because of all the crap that’s in there. They both must face the same direction and thus one guy’s twig and berries will be projecting from the two. Because no man has a vagina they can’t become one flesh when having normal sex.

    Women don’t have Jimmy and his two buddies hanging around so they can’t naturally penetrate eachother and become one flesh.

    Oral with dudes can’t be natural because the legs will be poking out from different directions as will the ladies if they participate in oral sex.

    Oral with the opposite sex still isn’t natural because you still have the leg issue and often someone is further down if they are not on top of eachother.

    Anal with opposites is still excluded from natural sex because once again your are sticking your think in a crap hole and a womans tits are usually projecting outward.

    When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Face to Face.

    Captain Planet ’08 :), Myspace [Comments (202)] [2006-Sep-22]
    Submitted by Seth”

    For your consideration.

  24. [re=331595]Accordion-o-rama[/re]:

    Republicans + Zero Gravity Toilets = Space Faggotry

    Republicans + Ipods = RNC Chairman Chip Saltsman

  25. [re=331627]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: When the Bible is speaking of becoming one flesh it literally means that there is nothing sticking out in the clear and that the man and woman are facing eachother. Furry to Furry.

  26. And the standard non-apology apology…”if I offended anyone, I didn’t mean to”. When that closet case Lindsay Graham begins to question Sonia in a few weeks, she ought to just read this email aloud and say “agree or disagree, Senator?” As a Texan, I’m ashamed I’m in the same state (thank God I’m in Houston). As a Democrat, I’m very happy. Keep on diggin, Diann, keep on diggin’.

  27. [re=331582]NewSpence[/re]: looking at Republican voting patterns, we already have reservations. Given the fertility rate of their demographic, active genocide is not needed.

  28. [re=331633]smellyal8r[/re]: The 4 types of apology, ranging from admission to blaming the other person entirely.

    #1. I am sorry for offending you.

    #2. I am sorry if I offended you.

    #3. I am sorry if you thought what I said was offensive.

    #4. If you thought what I said was offensive, then that is regrettable.

  29. Oh, honestly, all this political correctness. Pretty soon we won’t be able to wear our Jack Boots and Stars and Bars scarves to work.

  30. I hate to think of all the hilarity we’re missing being out of the Collin County email loop. Truly our generation’s Algonquin Roundtable (for old racist people).

  31. Republicans are PROUD to be racist — but, like the Country Club, it’s an exclusive group that is not allowed for other people (like the Oppressed of the Earth, for instance).

  32. I might have to get in that email loop, for fun. Think of the great stuff I could pass on to Wonkette. Collin County is the fourth ring of hell and I’m thankful not to live there any longer.

  33. Well I’m glad we can finally all agree that the “Barack the Magic Negro” wasn’t the slightest bit racist. I dig it when someone says I’m magic.

  34. [re=331651]hockeymom[/re]: …geez, you guys are going to make me blush and you have know idea how hard that is considering I’m of the African-American persuasion!

  35. [re=331592]octupletsmom[/re]: ” NOT have happened in Oklahoma.”

    Fuck! (can we still say that?) leave us out of this. Don’t I suffer enough as it is? Life was hard enough back when the OK Repubics were were trying to block the Flaming Lips’ from decaling a hammer and sickle on the OK state flag. At least wait until the chairiman of RNC sends out one of these. It shouldn’t be much longer now.

  36. [re=331608]AngryBlakGuy[/re]: I remember your from the waning days of the campaign, when I was so fuming with snarky vile I crept back to wonkette and laughed at your posts. Damn, I show up–you leave. How did you know people were clamoring for your reparteewonk? Are you psychic or–shit! They wrote one of the those television shows about you, didn’t they? The Mentalist? The Psychist? the Listenist? No wonder you won’t name the company. Can I have your autograph?

  37. [re=331622]chascates[/re]: “Covering his ass rather than any sort of actual contrition.”

    Yes, thank you for dumping on a Texas judge. But to be honest, I voted for a judge in this part of OK who would definitely do this kind of thing. He served on the Library Board in Tulsa Co and didn’t mention Jesus once in the info brochure a former judge friend of mine handed out when he introduced him at a community event. Librairies? (First line of defense of the First Amendment) and no Jesus? Same as a hammer and sickle shirt in these parts.

    Sometimes even in assbackwards states like–well, like all the states down here. judges are a cut above.

    And then sometimes they’re like the judge in Little Dixie who was thrown off his bench by the tool his was using to pleasure himself during trials. No, I am not making that up. That guy would have so forwarded that email. The black prez have the rednecks, hillbillies, Jesus fundies and other morons absolutely, banana-up-their-ass crazy. (I don’t know. I was watching Law and Order and trying up with something different for crazy so the Hammer o’ban wouldn’t come down on me.) (BUTA may become my new sig line, however).

  38. What are we going to do about the conservative white person lame joke problem in this country? I am sick of these stupid conservative white people and their lame jokes. And I am white, so these people will just walk up say them, and then WTF am I supposed to do? I guess just say “Get the F out of here with your lame offensive jokes”. But that is rude. Even dogs know to not walk up and just piss on your leg.

    This is a serious problem. I want a blue-ribbon commission, and a report, with all lame jokes in an appendix, so lame white people cannot sneak them into the report.

  39. [re=331745]lmj[/re]: Just say to them when they say those jokes,”Dude, your breathe smells like racism. Step back.” And do the stank face when you say that.

  40. [re=331726]DustBowlBlues[/re]: “Don’t I suffer enough as it is?”

    Apparently not.

    What was the name of the guy in “Crime and Punishment” who said “I drink because I wish to multiply my suffering”? Marmedov? Marmeladov? ‘Nuff said.

  41. — In her e-mail reply Tuesday to Oldner and other judges, Jones said she was “horrified” when she realized she had included the sentence in her e-mail. —

    It was meant to have been encrypted. “Bama-Oway ants-Way o-Tway ave-Hway asty-Nway ex-Sway ith-Way Ure-way Other-Mway.”
    Confusion resolved. End of story.

  42. Eventually I’d like Obama to just whip it out and make all these bigots SHUT THE FUCK UP! Then it’ll be cuckold orgies for all motherfuckers!

    (I’m drinking)

  43. When will the Republicans figure it out? Mass e-mails, TV appearances, and radio shows are too public for the true thoughts and feelings of Republicans. May I suggest they hide their true selves in a closet? Oh yeah,… most of them are already in the closet.

  44. Please forward Ms. Diann Jones original email re: the Obama “black house” to the African-American Club of Collin County; mission statement:

    The African American Republican Club of Collin County’s mission is to provide African-Americans an environment to become politically engaged at the local, state, and national levels of the Republican Party through civic, educational, political training and effective coalition building.

    c/o: Linda Wynn Drain, President; Partner, Nolte, Drain & Rosenthal, PLLC…for, you know, teh lulz!

  45. If only we had some way to monitor these kinds of personal emails, over large swaths of the population, in near real time. But it would have to be something without any kind of ability for nosy outsidery people seeing what you were up to. Right, “oversight, accountability”, exactly. What?

    Oh, never mind then.

  46. Yada, yada, yada. These dumbass right-wingers never learn do they? Do they even pay attention to the news anymore? Newsflash, when you’re caught passing around racist e-mails about, like or not, our President, then you make yourself into a news story. If you’re a Republican, it’s another strike against your own party.

    You know, I really wish someone would get Michael Steele’s opinion on this every time something like this happens, no snark, I’m dead serious.

  47. goddammit texas… i’d be so proud of you if it wasn’t for your asshat politicians. and she’s from the dallas area, too. most dallasites aren’t like this, i swear!

  48. [re=331563]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]:

    Dead giveaways that this is a racist nitwit on the order of those in the original article: “Sad thing…”

    You see, they use stock phrases like, “love how libruls….”, “it’s so sad that libruls….” You see a lot of mock love and sadness from Republicans, no doubt a mirror of their family life.

  49. [re=332729]WesternCorrespondent[/re]: Uhh, that was just teh snark. You know, a wingnut imitation. I’ll take your confusion as a compliment. I know it’s hard to tell sometimes.

  50. I’m just very excited that anyone active in politics thinks the POTUS is directly responsible for the actions of the Texas state legislature. Diiaannnn apparently wasn’t just Collin County’s Miss Shiner Bock 1982; she clearly got several gold stars in Social Studies on her way up the ladder.

  51. [re=332499]fixcollincounty[/re]: [re=331563]Mad Farmer Manifest[/re]: And…there is no SB2099. In other words, had Diann Jones, who is, by all objective standards, a scummy c***, actually taken her thumbs out of her anus and FOLLOWED THE LINK IN THE EMAIL, she would have found that it was false.

  52. Diann Jones: “You guys are so MEAN and UNFAIR! It’s obvious I meant “black” in the sense of despair and gloom.

    “The fact that the White House is currently occupied by a white-toothed buck, a sturdy negress and two pickaninnies is totally coincidental.”

  53. the only thing i find wrong with this is that alot of black people were joking about changing the name to the blackhouse right after the election.including some pastors that have their own blog.and you need to stop saying negro it seems this has all kinds of negative emotions connected to it.shame on you you little racist!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  54. Wow, how can you guys judge a republican’s character over a couple e-mails while the democrat you’ve elected is turning America into a socialistic hell-hole? Oh yeah, want to talk about morals? Well my morals went to hell once Bill Clinton (a democrat as you know) got oral sex in the oval office. An e-mail or adultery? hmmmm which is worse?

  55. [re=354349]Sell[/re]:

    “Well my morals went to hell once Bill Clinton (a democrat as you know) got oral sex in the oval office.”

    So how did Bill Clinton’s blow job ruin your morals? You use that word, ‘morals’, are you sure you know what it means?

  56. Tejas again? Aw geez, when are they going to stop farting around with us and just secede? Go be the Cartel’s beotches already.

    Remember the Alamo? Remember the KY jelly?

    More watermelon for us.

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