Important Chicago Newspaper Offers Pinocchio Paper Doll of Roland Burris
Who says nobody needs yesterday's news and a bunch of old wire stories and couch ads thrown in your neighbor's bird bath at 4: 15 a.m. every day? TheChicago Tribune, one of our nation's leading bankrupt newspapers, today offers this Roland "Pinocchio" Burris paper doll, so your poor kids can have something to play with -- it's kind of like aStar Warsaction figure, but it's free! And it teaches kids an important lesson about black senators from Illinois. [ Chicago Tribune PDF ]