Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion adventures of their First Lady, which is why they love Nancy Reagan and Michelle Obama equally. Laura Bush? Whatever, she just walked around in stiff light-blue suits all the time so PASS. Anyway, First Lady lovers (like Mr. T, left) will be sure to follow today and tomorrow’s activities at the White House very closely.
Mrs. Reagan is visiting, huzzah!, for various Reagan-related activities (seances) and to have lunch with Michelle Obama. There is nothing cuter than snaps of Mrs. Obama towering over tiny old white ladies so do not let us down, Pete Souza.
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