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Nancy Reagan To Visit White House!

Just say 'Well OK maybe this one time.'Couch-bound American sweatpants-wearers love to smell their own farts and follow the fashion adventures of their First Lady, which is why they love Nancy Reagan and Michelle Obama equally. Laura Bush? Whatever, she just walked around in stiff light-blue suits all the time so PASS. Anyway, First Lady lovers (like Mr. T, left) will be sure to follow today and tomorrow’s activities at the White House very closely.

Mrs. Reagan is visiting, huzzah!, for various Reagan-related activities (seances) and to have lunch with Michelle Obama. There is nothing cuter than snaps of Mrs. Obama towering over tiny old white ladies so do not let us down, Pete Souza.

Nancy Reagan to appear at WH, lunch with Michelle Obama [CNN]

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45 comments

  1. The Legend of TeaBagger Vance

    is michele going to body-slam ol’ Nancy-pants like she did to the queen?

  2. SayItWithWookies

    This will be fun — Michelle can roll her eyes at Nancy’s astrologer recommendations, and Nancy can roll her eyes at Michelle’s organic garden.

  3. lizard scum

    Let’s use this as a time to celebrate Ronald Reagan again, the president free from neurotic self-conscious (because he lacked the capacity of self-awareness, along with other kinds of awareness). Imagine how much happier and more inspiring G.W. would have been if he actually hadn’t known about the things Dick Cheney was up to during his presidency!

  4. Monsieur Grumpe

    Nancy when she first meets Michelle.

    “Why she’s a negro!”
    Or
    ”Hang my coat for me dear and by the way, I will be checking the pockets for anything missing.”

  5. 102415

    Obviously, Michelle will put Nancy on her lap and Nancy will give her a nice kiss. As we all know White House rules of etiquette must be followed. Michelle will then give Nancy some stem cells to take home as a gift and neither of them will be wearing denim trousers.Fun!

  6. paintitblack

    Schmancy-nancy will spend her time counting the sliverware & fine china just in case the “hired help” took it, uh, ooops, wha??? the Pres & Mrs. are really black? It’s not just the movie version of something or other? What would “daddy” think?

  7. shortsshortsshorts

    Oh sure, she goes marching around for the last week bitching that she doesn’t get enough attention, and she gets invited to the White House for it? MR. OBAMA, I DEMAND MORE ATTENTION.

  8. Zadig

    So is the purpose of this seance to get the new Republican talking points from Reagan’s soul?

  9. hobospacejunkie

    When Michelle & Nancy sit down to lunch:

    Michelle: Mind if I do a J? It’s organic.

    Nancy: Who am I? What am I doing here? Help, Daddy, the coloreds have kidnapped me!

  10. JMP

    I pity the fool that’s stuck serving lunch to Mrs. Reagan.

    [re=329914]paintitblack[/re]: Now, don’t accuse Nancy of racial insensitivity. She did take time out to visit an urban school after a young black child’s hard-hitting school newspaper report on the school’s with drugs. Granted, it was a wealthy, private school in Manhattan, and the young black child was the adopted son of a rich white man, but; wait, what was my point again?

  11. Cicada

    Nancy is very, very brittle. Like a toothpick dipped in spun sugar. I just hope Michelle doesn’t exhale too hard and break something off.

  12. Servo

    Guess who’s coming to dinner? They really let anybody in there.
    Nancy: “Of course you have the decency not to mention that we spoke.”

  13. tunamelt

    You know you can buy a “This is Reagan Country” shot glass at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley.

  14. user-of-owls

    You know you can buy a “This is Reagan Country” shot glass at the Reagan Library in Simi Valley.

    Personally, I prefer the Reagan [Got] Shot Glass sold by J. Hinckley Enterprises, Ltd.

  15. DagNabbit

    [re=329953]ordinaryperson[/re]: I like WinaVD’s opinion on powerful black men.

  16. ordinaryperson

    [re=329965]DagNabbit[/re]: They might *feel* powerful, but I own 60% of GM, too.

  17. chaste everywhere

    Mr T sits around in his sweats smelling his own farts? Is that what he’s up to in the picture? Is that what Nancy’s up to in the picture?

    Sinatra’s term of endearment for the (alleged) woman then known as Nancy Davis: “That dope with the fat ankles.”

  18. paintitblack

    [re=329960]WadISay[/re]: excuse me whilst I clean off my monitor from coffee shooting outta my nose!! thanks for luncheon laughter! Win.

  19. 102415

    [re=329923]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Oh, for goodness sakes! Nancy and Ron smoked dope a couple of times.Didn’t get all the way through Kitty Kelly’s book did you?

  20. joeybrill

    Nancy: ‘Believe it or not, George Sr. swings some serious pipe. His son? Inherited the Irish curse.’ (wiggles pinky)

    ‘See that floor lamp? I used to hide behind it whenever Barbara entered the room. I’d toss travel-sized vodka bottles up in the air and watch her crawl after them. She once told me Jesus sent down manna.’

  21. SayItWithWookies

    [re=330112]102415[/re]: Interesting thing is, Ron and Nancy smoked dope and the weed got stupider.

  22. Scandalabra

    This lunch will just drive home the simple fact that Jason Wu is the new Oscar de la Renta. Suck it up, biaaatch. Girlfriend is not going to rock your old-ass frocks.

  23. smellyal8r

    Now that she’s ancient and her long suffering husband is finally dead, we can all remember what a nice person Nancy Reagan was and her kind attention to the people around her (ala Lucille Bluth). Man, if you live long enough, history reinvents itself. Of course, GW Bush will have to live to be 150 for that to happen to him…Michelle is probably thinking, ” all I do is talk to old white ladies who used to live here”.

  24. Neilist

    I’m still pissed off that Hollywood (Merchant Ivory, to be specific) failed to green light my proposed biopic of The Rev. Martin Luther King, Jr., staring Mr. T.

    The dialogue . . . sung, if I do say so myself. To wit:

    “I PITY the FOOL who doesn’t have MY Dream!”

    “I have BEEN up to the Mountaintop . . . SUCKER!”

  25. Brendan M.

    [re=330484]Neilist[/re]: Please tell me we are still banning obnoxious and unfunny commenters…

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