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- TANCREDO RACIST DUDE IS LIKE FOUR: Marcus Epstein, the executive director of Tom Tom Tancredo and Bay Buchanan’s PAC, Team America — *ahem* HAHAHAHA like the movie — and also the executive director of Pat Buchanan and Bay Buchanan’s (other) PAC, The American Cause, is going to law school this fall, to karate chop and shout the n-word at more black ladies! And Bay Buchanan says that Epstein was a 21-year-old at the time of the 2007 incident, meaning he is now, what, NINE? Donate money to this young clown’s various racist groups! [Washington Independent]
Yeah, I remember when I was twenty-one. I committed some pretty wild hate crimes back then. Kids!
Mr. Jefferson’s university sure is proud of that admissions decision.
So these idiots found the youngest non-teen racist freakshow available and made him ED (heh) of 2 PACs because why? Are there any non-kid-diddling adult republicans left anywhere?
The nut doesn’t fall far from the squirrel, HEGNNNHHH? I’ll believe he’s changed his intolerant ways when he gives Harvey Fierstein a rusty trombone. Also.
I judo-tossed a dirty paki when I was 21, myself. Let he who is without sin…
The worst I did at 21 is run up a huge bill on an MBNA credit card & not pay it back. Fuck you, MBNA, bankrupt motherfuckers.
What does George Jefferson have to do with this? Oh, yeah… He’s a N****R who needs a Karate chop too.
Yeah, he was 21 when he committed the crime in 2007. Given the fact that he’s a Republican that means he was about 12 emotionally.
hobospacejunkie: Because he has no gag reflex.
How can he be judged for that when he was basically just a kid? It was two whole years ago; stop living in the past!
It’ll be a few years off, but state bar associations require felony disclosures & a background check before allowing one to join the bar. Of people I went to school with, the most serious convictions were for pot or DUIs. Wonder how they’ll react to a hate crime conviction. Oh well, there’s always Alabama and Texas.
BillyClubb: so he is emotionally older than Rush, Hannity, O’Reilly, et al.?
This guy’s martial art Team America sound way funnier than the movie.
The Buchanans remind me of the Brother/Sister Couple from the movie “The People Under the Stairs”, but more creepy.
Marcus is so violent it has Christopher Hitchens loading up on his dutch courage.
Surely UVA can find a way to revoke this guy’s acceptance. Though it is a college founded by a slave-owning slave-diddler, so they’ll probably increase his financial aid as a result.
He does look awfully young to be karate-chopping negroes and going off to law school. Look at that face in his picture! He still has all his baby fat!
ph7: Nice find!
hobospacejunkie:
As a graduate of UVA (grad school) let me be the first to say: if they revoked this guy’s acceptance just for being a racist prick, they’d have to kick out half their student body.
ph7: You’ve got the biracial racist and the non-American American policy pundit.
hobospacejunkie: wouldn’t it be more fun to let him suffer through 3 years of law school and then never get admitted?
I said it already today, but these events make much more sense if you use Tenacious D’s “Karate Song” as the context. Ms. [REDACTED] and Kyle Gass are partners in schnitzel theft.
Presenting the Team America Karate Chop Fight Club.
“I graduated from UVA, n****r. It’s not a charm school.”
whiskey tango foxtrot: Look at that face in his picture! He still has all his baby fat!
I’m not surprised, given that Epstein probably feasts on at least four deep-fat fried infants daily. With a nice bernaise and a side of braised haricot verts.
ManchuCandidate: “The Buchanans remind me of the Brother/Sister Couple from the movie “The People Under the Stairs”, but more creepy.”
I was thinking more Flowers in the Attic, where the mom imprisons the kids in the attic & the brother & sister end up, you know…
Or if you want to stay on the creepy family theme: There was also that X Files episode where the brothers kept their mother under the floor & only let her out to diddle her.
I’d feel sorry for the kid if he wasn’t a bigot. He’ll never get a job anywhere in the legal profession. Someone should let him know before he doubles down on the 120k worth of loans. Firms will give him interviews just to point and laugh.
Didn’t George, “I want to be president MACCACA!!!”, Allen go there?
SHARE with Virginia Law how you feel about this. Here’s admissions and alumni. Be politer than Epstein, always.
cebel@virginia.edu
lawalum@virginia.edu
Advocatus_Diaboli: To quote Phil Hartmann as Ed McMahon, “You are correct. Yes.”
If one definition of insanity is repeating the same action over and over in hope of different outcome, isn’t another definition of insanity being a doughy white boy and shouting the n-word as you walk down the street in a majority black city?
Should make for a fun hypo in crimlaw.
Texan Bulldoggette:
and manchucandidate
How about “Endless Love” 50 years AFTER?” eww
Mr. Epstein looks just old enough to get sexted by Mark Foley in the picture.
Day 1: “WHAT? You mean the niggers can enter into valid contracts?!”
if you were a 5′3″ 21 year old “man” and your best friend was a 60 year old mormon woman, then you’d carry around a lot of aggression too. and try committing a hate crime when you’re 5′3″ without resorting to eastern fighting disciplines. The proffer does not say whether he had to leap to strike to her head, but my guess is yes (or he was on stilts).
bay buchanan or tancredo’s racist lackey. i can’t decide who would need to get laid more. and for god’s sake, the “crime” was exactly two years after the terrorist attacks on london. he was just tryin’ to protect you. you’re welcome.
As for you, UVA, Jesus Christ. Allowing James Spader & John Cusack to pretend to be two of your law school students was a much better idea than this. Hell, actually enrolling Spader & Cusack would be a much better idea.
pat robertsons personal trainer: Holy fartsack Batman! Bay B converted from the papacy to the ‘angel’ Moroni (in 1976.) How fucked up must she be? Then again, it makes perfect sense. How was she to know Mormons would afford negroes the status of ‘human’ just a few years later?
Big Tent Mike, here. OK, even I can’t take this. First of all, the only reason Bay Buchanan is a Republican is that she knows she looks so much like a man, that getting some dick is assured in the Republican Party. Calling her a c*nt would be too kind. I’m fantasizing right now about a black man karate chopping the shit out of her, and then getting probation.
Yeah, Epstein has “come through a lot”. That little prick will be lucky to avoid getting the shit kicked out of him at UVA. Any UVA brothers out there reading this? This slimy little racist needs someone to slap the shit out of him.
Sorry for the absence of snark. Some people just really do deserve a real life beatdown. I’m sorry I won’t be in Virginia any time soon.
This douche was my roommate freshman year at William and Mary. He seemed to be haunted by an air of ridiculous oftentimes malignant happenstance that now has clearly proven itself to be karma.
And it isn’t the first time he’s been charged with assault:
Case Number:
GC04001680-00
File Date:
08/31/2004
Complainant:
CROCKETT, SGT. C
Locality:
COMMONWEALTH OF VA
Defendant:
EPSTEIN, MARCUS Y.
Defendant Status:
Defense Attorney:
Address:
WILLIAMSBURG, VA 23185
Sex:
Male
Race:
Asian Or Pacific Islander
DOB:
05/07/****
AKA1:
AKA2:
Charge:
ASSAULT & BATTERY
Code Section:
18.2-57
Case Type:
Misdemeanor
Class:
Amended Charge:
Amended Code:
Amended Case Type:
Offense Date:
08/28/2004
Arrest Date:
08/28/2004
Hearings
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01 09/07/2004 12:00 AM Continued
02 10/28/2004 12:00 AM Finalized
Final Disposition:
Nolle Prosequi
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Operator License Suspension Time:
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Case Number:
GC04001681-00
File Date:
08/31/2004
Complainant:
CROCKETT, SGT. C
Locality:
COMMONWEALTH OF VA
Defendant:
EPSTEIN, MARCUS Y.
Defendant Status:
Defense Attorney:
Address:
WILLIAMSBURG, VA 23185
Sex:
Male
Race:
Asian Or Pacific Islander
DOB:
05/07/****
AKA1:
AKA2:
Charge:
PETIT LARCENY
Code Section:
18.2-96
Case Type:
Misdemeanor
Class:
Amended Charge:
Amended Code:
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Offense Date:
08/28/2004
Arrest Date:
08/28/2004
Hearings
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02 10/28/2004 12:00 AM Finalized
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ase Number:
GC04001682-00
File Date:
08/31/2004
Complainant:
CROCKETT, SGT. C
Locality:
COMMONWEALTH OF VA
Defendant:
EPSTEIN, MARCUS Y.
Defendant Status:
Defense Attorney:
Address:
WILLIAMSBURG, VA 23185
Sex:
Male
Race:
Asian Or Pacific Islander
DOB:
05/07/****
AKA1:
AKA2:
Charge:
TRESPASSING
Code Section:
18.2-119
Case Type:
Misdemeanor
Class:
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Offense Date:
08/28/2004
Arrest Date:
08/28/2004
Hearings
Number Date Time Result Hearing Type Courtroom Plea Min Continuance Code
02 10/28/2004 12:00 AM Continued
03 03/03/2005 12:00 AM Finalized
Final Disposition:
Guilty
Sentence:
00Months 090Days
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00Months 076Days
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Yes
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10/28/2004
Probation Type:
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Case Number:
GC04001683-00
File Date:
08/31/2004
Complainant:
CROCKETT, SGT. C
Locality:
COMMONWEALTH OF VA
Defendant:
EPSTEIN, MARCUS Y.
Defendant Status:
Defense Attorney:
Address:
WILLIAMSBURG, VA 23185
Sex:
Male
Race:
Asian Or Pacific Islander
DOB:
05/07/****
AKA1:
AKA2:
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08/28/2004
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08/28/2004
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01 09/07/2004 12:00 AM Continued
02 10/28/2004 12:00 AM Finalized
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Nolle Prosequi
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prdr: Ooh, details. Was he jumped by a bunch of black chicks with black belts over Spring Break?
Hopefully,* Character and Fitness will do their jobs and keep this asshole out of the bar. Then, as payback for being a moran, he can pay off his student loans and never become a lawyer.
*I hope but I know this won’t happen. Sad.
McDuff: He’s half Jewish, half Korean. Srsly.
prdr:
Hard to decipher, but he was noll prossed to assault and battery, but plead to a lesser charge of “public swearing and intoxication”?
Looks like he likes to get drunk, yell profanties, and hit people. Once in 04, and again in 07. If he keeps on the 3 year cycle, we can expect a drunken Epstein to assualt his torts professor at UVA.
Ha! Just arrived in my inbox:
Dear XXX,
Marcus Epstein is not an enrolled student at the University of Virginia School of Law, nor do we expect his enrollment anytime in the future.
Jason Wu Trujillo
Senior Assistant Dean for Admissions and Financial Aid
University of Virginia School of Law
Looks like Epstein will not be a UVA law student after all.
Come here a minute: Thanks. Here’s another link. Yours may be broken.
Uh, Bay, honey? 2007 - 1983 = 24.
The iguana didn’t fall far from the tree.
Enjoy! http://www.marcusepstein.com/
ph7: Racist AND closeted. The Republican double-threat.
He looks like a Mexican to me.
ph7: Srsly? Jason Wu Trujillo? So, the Greco-Sino-Latino sez the Judo-Korean is not coming to Thomas Jefferson’s School for Slave-Owning Gentle-Men. Sweet.
I’LL CHOP YOU BEEYOTCH!
Those kids today. With their crazed negro-chopping antics!
Half-Jewish, half Korean — he runs a dry cleaners, but there’s a bookie joint in back. After karate chopping a black woman, he claimed whiplash. Wants South Korea expanded to the 50th parallel, but he’ll come down. Who ordered the corned beef and kimchi?
Mr Blifil: Maybe the negress in question was really old and really small. And blind or perhaps wheelchairbound.
ph7: You can get the court records at this site:
http://epwsgdp1.courts.state.va.us/gdcourts
(Choose Williamsburg/James City County General District court.) It looks like he pled guilty to trespassing and did 14 days of a 90-day sentence and paid a fine of $91 in exchange for the other charges being dropped.
Bay Buchanan has three sons all of whom are in their early- to mid-twenties. Could they be responsible for this douche? I’d start investigating on one of those FaceSpace things, but I’m too old to spend all day looking at photos of drunk young bitters.
The half-Jewish half-Asian kids are always fucked up. Spike Lee, eat your heart out.
From Marcus’s facebook page - one of those “note” things:
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UVA Law School
Share
Monday, December 1, 2008 at 10:17am
Just got in early decision, and will be going next year.
yeah me!
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Yeah so I guess he didn’t disclose that on his application (probably) and as a result he will not be attending Mr. Jefferson’s university, unfortunately. On the plus side, he’ll have a lot more time to just stone cold karate chop some black people!
First Ben Domenech, now this prat. What’s wrong with William and Mary these days?
ph7:
I got the SAME reply ph7 and here was my response, thanks in advance ( I really don’t think you should quote the dean without permission, I did not in other posts).
“Marcus Epstein is not an enrolled student at the University of Virginia School of Law, nor do we expect him anytime in the future. In the future, if you have any questions about Admissions, feel free to contact me directly.”
My response was “everybody needs a second chance, but at a MUCH MUCH lower tier school.”
maybe Korea?
A Virginia Law ambulance chaser wants to know “did the nigra file a civil suit and get paid? If not, call 777-777-7777…
Karl Rove is on the other line and he says that LOSER Tancredo’s LOSER assistant is FAIR GAME!
This is reminding me of a New York Times mag cover article years back about a biracial member of a white supremacist group. For real. I don’t remember the details.
lawrenceofthedesert: Excellent!
FUCK YEAH!
Half Jewish - Half Korean
Matza Ball Kim Chi!