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Tom Tancredo Will Bring America Together

by Ken Layne  11:33 am June 1, 2009


Mexican-hating hill troll Tom Tancredo vanished from America the day Barack Obama became the black president with two mommies (Hawaii and Kansas).

But now that Tom is back in the news, representing the Republican party by calling Sonia Sotomayor a member of the Mexican Ku Klux Klan, our historic videographer Liz Glover has sifted through her digital archives to provide this 2008 New Hampshire interview with the tiny Latino. (What kind of name is Tancredo, anyway?)

And who is the scowling radio reporter gal in the pink vest? She is so cute when she finally smiles, when Liz calls Tancredo a xenophobic dweeb.

{ 30 comments }

V572625694 June 1, 2009 at 11:39 am

Pink vest? A little early in the day to be hallucinatin’, Ken!

NoWireHangers June 1, 2009 at 11:39 am

LIZ
Why do you shun the Latino in you?

TOM
Well, there’s none there and if there was I’d be very happy about it.

Liz, Tom Tancredo worked VERY HARD to kill all the Latino in him. It was a long, tedious process that destroyed most of his internal organs and resulted in brain damage, but by God, the Latino inside him is dead.

ManchuCandidate June 1, 2009 at 11:40 am

Sorry Tom Tom, but you guys already have a balkanization of US America. See US America New England, Mid West, West Coast and the South (who left because they wanted to keep their slaves.)

What white REAL US American has a last name that ends with a vowel?

DoktorZoom June 1, 2009 at 11:42 am

Ken, which of us needs to be tested for color blindness? I only see a scowling lady reporter in a white vest.

octupletsmom June 1, 2009 at 11:43 am

Put the Wise White Chromosomally-Challenged in the Wayback Machine and send them back to Yellow Fever Philadelphia.

mattbolt June 1, 2009 at 11:45 am

Tom Tancredo’s spent the better part of the year in his secret hate-bunker deep underground where he sorts through stacks of dusty newspapers, delivered from the unclean Overworld, frantically cutting out articles and pinning them to his wall, looking for that missing link between the Mexicans, Nobama, Kenya, Marx… oh, the links are all here… once he finds the breakthrough he’ll make his big comeback, oh yes… Sotomayor… Mexico… spice… SPICY MUSTARD? Ooh, there’s something there… you’ll crush em all, Tom, oh yes…

DC Hates Me June 1, 2009 at 11:47 am

Balkanization makes us all white, right?

wheelie June 1, 2009 at 11:50 am

So if America is Balkanized, which bit is Serbia?

And when does NATO start bombing it?

Blender June 1, 2009 at 11:53 am

I thought “balkanization” made us all rock farmers. Egads, have you ever tasted what they try to pass off as “cuisine?” It’s like eating clay, even worse than the Swedes and their disgusting lumps of “pult.”

queeraselvis v 2.0 June 1, 2009 at 11:56 am

“(What kind of name is Tancredo, anyway?)”

Duh, it’s Serbo-Croatian, with a dash of Albanian, for “I like to shove glass dildos up my ass.”

Advocatus_Diaboli June 1, 2009 at 11:58 am

from TPM:

On July 7, 2007, at approximately 7:15 p.m. at Jefferson and M Street, Northwest, in Washington, D.C., defendant was walking down the street making offensive remarks when he encountered the complainant, Ms. [REDACTED], who is African-American. The defendant uttered, “Nigger,” as he delivered a karate chop to Ms. [REDACTED]‘s head.

That defendant is named Marcus Epstein–a former Tancredo speechwriter who now works as executive director of Tancredo’s political action committee.

And here’s the money quote: “he’ll remain on the job “until he leaves for law school in the fall.”

Regent Law School, perhaps?

rmontcal June 1, 2009 at 11:59 am

She is thinking, “Cracker-ass cracker!”

El Pinche June 1, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=328663]DC Hates Me[/re]: “Balkanization” should not be confused with “Malkinization” (however, the idea comes from another self-hating troll).

PsycGirl June 1, 2009 at 12:10 pm

[re=328655]NoWireHangers[/re]: Was meth involved?

RoscoePColtraine June 1, 2009 at 12:11 pm

Press ’1′ for English, Press ’2′ for Spanish, Otherwise please remain on the line while we connect your xenophobic fear-baiting ass with our call center which was relocated to Mumbai after your party’s corporate policies sent all the American jobs overseas.

Bypartizoa June 1, 2009 at 12:12 pm

Oh, I’m willing to bet he’s had a Latino in him, if ya know what I’m sayin’.

hobospacejunkie June 1, 2009 at 12:22 pm

[re=328673]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: So Tancredo has his half-wit minions out stoking the coming war between the dirty Jews who control everything & the mud people who, what? Are keeping the Jews in their place, with Mexicans, one of whom most definitely is NOT Tom Tancred(o)?

This beaner really needs to work on clarifying his end-of-the-world race war scerario. Not to mention his self-identity.

S.Luggo June 1, 2009 at 12:27 pm

Tancredo is Honorary Haupt Komander of Youth for Western Civilization http://www.westernyouth.org/About/index.htm
I’m stunned.

Jsab June 1, 2009 at 12:29 pm

Tom Tancredo vs. Sonia Sotomayor Here is the footage (in a satirical format of course) of when Tancredo basically inferred Sotomayor was in the Mexican Klu klux klan.. THE NERVE.

american mutt June 1, 2009 at 12:36 pm

Liz, do you have any latino in you? Would you like some?

OzoneTom June 1, 2009 at 12:40 pm

[re=328696]Bypartizoa[/re]: Only if he couldn’t find a willing large Latino…

donner_froh June 1, 2009 at 12:43 pm

[re=328663]DC Hates Me[/re]: Albanian. That’s almost white. More of a greenish gray although with guns.

mookworthjwilson June 1, 2009 at 12:43 pm

[re=328711]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Epstein is only half Jewish…he’s also Half-Korean…and all crazy!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcus_Epstein

BobTheBuilder June 1, 2009 at 12:47 pm

[re=328660]mattbolt[/re]: What’s really ironic is that his secret hate bunker – his downstairs rumpus room – was actually built with illegal immigrant labor. No lie!

Gopherit June 1, 2009 at 12:51 pm

[re=328667]wheelie[/re]: I vote for florida. When we’re done bombing them, then Texas can be Serbia for a while.

Gopherit June 1, 2009 at 12:54 pm

[re=328675]El Pinche[/re]: Balkanization and Malkinization are close, but one requires building camps for other ethnic groups.

imissopus June 1, 2009 at 2:07 pm

He’d be very happy if he had a little Latino in him? Must…not…make…obvious…joke…

OReillysVibrator June 1, 2009 at 3:04 pm

Liz stop increasing my crush on you.

momus June 1, 2009 at 3:14 pm

Supernovi burn brightly for several billion years, Tom.

DC Hates Me June 1, 2009 at 11:11 pm

[re=328675]El Pinche[/re]: Hey, I’m not self hating. Does having regret for supporting Obama make me self-hating? I’m just ahead of the curve.

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