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The United States of America, In One Video
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Like the book asked, “What is the Matter with Kansas?”
Yes, I agree Ken, the AP would never use “gay”, I think their stylebook calls for “dicksuckers” and “rug munchers”. I’m certain their Ad Sales people will fix this.
I clicked that image three times until I realized it wasn’t a video. THAT is what’s the matter with Kansas
I’ll be interested to know how Eric Holder’s Justice Department responds to this event. Sorry, no snark tonight.
@Zorg no need to wait. He’s sending out the US Marshalls to protect the clinics. http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2009/5/31/737358/-Holder-Dispatches-US-Marshals-to-Protect-ClinicsDoctors
Abortion doctors in Kansas?
Next thing you’ll be telling me is that they’re shooting Ivory Billed Wood Peckers in Louisiana and woolly mammoths in Colorado.
For the record, I found the quiz!
http://www.mydailymoment.com/app/quiz/userquiz/takequiz/148
Question 2 implies all gay guys cross-dress, so, yeah, this must be one of those really scientific, medically-peer-reviewed quizzes. Oh God this shit is just getting worse from there. It’s like the quiz-writer’s idea of gay men is derived from some 70s exploitation film with fabulous limp-wristed lisping Hollywood drag queens.
Oh FUCK MY LIFE you have to give an e-mail to get the results and it blatantly says they’ll spam you for eternity once you give it to them. Whatever, I purposely gave all the blatantly obvious gay answers, so I already know it was just gonna say “Your husband loves it up the ass, divorce him immediately, love, horribly one-sided stereotypical internet quiz, enjoy the spam bitch”
From the enabler’s web site:
If you would like to call Bill O’Reilly, the producers of The O’Reilly Factor or The Radio Factor or the Fox News Channel, the number is 1-888-369-4762.
Oreilly@foxnews.com
I’m always unsure to rate Youtube videos like this. Does 5 stars mean that I like the news report, or that I like shooting abortion doctors? Do I have to imagine that the video “Priest shot down at abortion clinic” would get the inverse response?
Do you know that Obama is going to use this as an excuse to nationalize all abortion clinics, for Socialized terminations?!
As for American wives wondering if their husbands are gay: rest easy, an anal sex preference doesn’t mean he’s gay, only that he wants sex without the fear of emotional attachments, just like you frigid housewives do, so endure the pain and be grateful that you don’t have to look him in the eye during sex.
**********Obama lies, the American economy dies***********
One of three Doctors in the Nation who perform late term abortions- often to save the life of the Mother.
Guess Mother’s health/life doesn’t matter???
lizard scum: He’s going to appoint Sotomayor as Abortionist in Chief. “La Raza” is Mexican for “the razor”, which is what Sotomayor uses to cut unborn children from the wombs of screaming women.
My google ad on the video says
“Is my husband gay? See if your husband is or not: Free 19 point quiz”
WELL I’D BE ABLE TO LET YOU KNOW IF I COULD GAY MARRY
Anyway, I wonder what algorithm put Abortion Killerz, Wonkette, and my usage profile together.
Bruno: Haha, but when the gays win equal rights/take over a brave new homonormative America, they will know the humiliation of taking the quiz “Is My Husband Not Gay?” with questions such as:
Does he take constant smoke breaks when shopping?
Does he think that a Toyota Corolla would be more sensible than a yellow Mini?
Does he refer to cute girls w/o knowledge of their wardrobe?
Does he want to assume that your suggestions of a threesome somehow involves a woman?
Thank you for quoting Bob Dylan’s “It’s Alright Ma, I’m Only Bleeding” in the alt text when you scroll over the art. Very well done. You wonkerettes know how to do them internets. Too bad this killer of the unkiller doesn’t get the “beheaded, then crucified” treatment like they like to do in Saudi Arabia or the flame-by of Nour in Egypt. Bomama, don’t go! Nork Orea calls! Save the journalists and the dissidents. I have spoken.
chascates: Thanks for the info. Fox News is actually posting a past Loofah Factor episode featuring Loofah’s producer/hired goon stalking Tiller. Interesting to see how the phone sex freak tries to stammer his way out of this one.
Wives of America:
Your husband is not gay. He just hates you.
Yours truly,
mollymcguire
“See if your husband or not”. Sounds like dialogue from Monte Python. Except not funny.
Hmmm, what was everyone talking about again? The Obama on Obama ad distracted me. What? Yes, dear. I’ll log off now.
bookish_lesbian: This is good news. The cynic in me did not expect a federal response other than a “can’t we all just get along” statement.
Go Figure: Obviously neither the mother’s health nor life ever matters to these violence porn fetishists. Nor does the life of the baby once born. All just pawns in a game cynically manipulated by Karl Rove. He promised them the end of Roe v. Wade in exchange for votes. When they realized they’d been played they took matters into their own guns.
stew: I suppose we should expext nothing less from the sick fucks at FOX than an attempt to capitalize on Dr. Tiller’s murder by posting one of Bill-o’s ambush ‘interviews’ originally intended to bring the fact of Dr. Tiller’s existence to more of their hateful, and now murderous, audience.
One example of Liberal overreach I’d like to see is the arrest, as accomplices, of the worst of the right — whoever’s been putting their spotlight on Dr. Tiller to stoke hatred & ratings.
Zealots for Zygotes strikes again. Holder needs to waterboard everybody in Kansas…
All four things: Abortions, Churches, Homophobia, and Grammar Mistakes
up early?, // or awake late
Yes, Conservative America is gay for fetuses. They march around with naked fetal porn pics, and kill those who deprive them of their sexy fetal playmates.
mollymcgwire: An addendum
“P.S.
Because you’re ugly. And annoying.”
Bill O needs to go Budd Dwyer on his next show.
Not holding my breath though…
I guess it’s a given that this nut is pro-death penalty, pro Iraq war & pro kill-anyone-whom-I don’t agree with. Hope he’s proudly bleating that he’s pro-life in prison while someone named “Tiny” is cramming his dick in every orifice he’s got.
BobLoblawLawBlog:
And:
You nag him to fuckin’ death
You are completely inept in the operation of a toilet seat
You employ a double standard
Anybody else remember when the Department of homeland security came out with a report predicting the Wingnuts would turn to terrorism and the right wing babbelers went nuts?
I guess it’s all all funny and games until somebodies brains get splattered all over their church.
dijetlo: I’d forgotten all about that. Good catch. I need to take this over to Redstate and troll around with it.
Lascauxcaveman:
Ivory billed woodpeckers taste quite good in gumbo.
chascates:
Wow. I don’t watch Bill O so this is new to me. Any bets that the guy who shot Dr. Tiller watched a lot of Bill’s protected hate speech.
http://gawker.com/5273612/bill-oreillys-holy-war-against-george-tiller?skyline=true&s=x
BobLoblawLawBlog:
Does he yell out the names of his male friends during climax?
Does he like gladiator movies?
Has he ever suggested that you dress more like Paula Poundstone?
Texan Bulldoggette: That just proves God exists. The prison rape of a doctor killer, I mean.
Pro-lifer shoots Doctor.
Chalk up another victory for irony.
WIDTAP: Does he like gladiator movies?
Can’t a hetero male enjoy a little death and dismemberment without having to be reminded that to a significant portion of the population, this is just a gay snuff film? 300 was an attempt to reach across (or around) the cultural divide between homo and hetero world which teh gayz could have exploited for teh gay marriage purposes if only they could have stopped fapping noisily in the back of the theater and said ” Dude, he cut that guys hand off…cool.”
Can’t we all just get along?
wordsmoker: SERIOUSLY.
This also makes me so mad: Gitmo Bay torture video-game
Is our children learning if our huzbandz is ghey?
Maybe if he had been carrying a couple of concealed weapons, he could have shot back before he died and probably taken a few churchgoers with him.
Oh, wait.
You mean more guns DON’T solve everything?
Even in Wichita?
Has Neal Horsely been asked for a soundbite on this? Mule-fucker *needs* to be the spokesman for this, even if we have to make him.
Is there another name we could call these people other than “pro-life”?
Texan Bulldoggette: WIN! My thoughts exactly, and since I’m not “into” the death penalty anyway, yeah: bring on Tiny to do his thang w/his whang…
earthadellic:
Oh yes.
There is/are.
If the shooter’s mom had only had a choice back in her day..
earthadellic: Terrorist, extremist, criminal, murderer, traitor, hypocrite…
Feel free to use one of these or come up with your own!
BTW, I suspect this proves Cheney right. If Randall Terry had been waterboarded, this would never have happened.
But how do we access that quiz? SOME OF US NEED TO KNOW!!1!
Abortion, Guns and Church… this IS America!!!
…didn’t candidate Obama mention these topics in some famous speech that went over astoundingly well and won him the nomination of President of the Rural Pennsylvania (POTRP)?
…if only the Abortionist was an African-American and the Assassin was an illegal Mexican immigrant day laborer (Manuel for Hire), this would have the makings for a Bitters Pentafecta! (Which of course, the Pentacostals would just LOVE.)
earthadellic: “domestic terrorist” sounds best to me.
earthadellic: I prefer to call them members of the forced-birth movement. Forced-birth proponents. Forced-birthers.
But don’t you see the dilemma this poses for a good Christian? If you find out your husband is gay, you will need a late-term abortion to get rid of the abomination growing within you, but if you shoot the Doctor, how will you be able to abort the spawn of your gay husband?
Talk about your moral quandaries.
blogslut: I agree.
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/christ_kills_two_injures_seven_in?utm_source=onion_rss_daily
Now THAT is funny.
Umm, is anyone else getting an ad on the bottom of the youtube video for an “is my husband gay?” quiz? Extra double America, with an extra heaping serving of America on top.
OK, now that I’ve read the comments I see that everyone got the same ad. Still, holy christ there’s some fucking hot twink ass at that church. Enough to make any happily married man gay. Yum.
Yes, my husband is gay and so is my dog.
Question: If a woman has a miscarriage, shouldn’t the Pro-Lifers try to kill God for murdering her baby?