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Women! They are always shopping and getting their periods and crying about how you never scrub out the toilet … that is, when they aren’t drinking pinot grigio and reading Jodi Picoult novels. This is why women have never served on the Supreme Court: because they are EMOTIONAL, see?
Introducing G. Gordon Liddy, talkin’ ’bout Judge Sotomayor:
Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when she’s menstruating or something, or just before she’s going to menstruate. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.
Ha ha, joke’s on him! At age 54, Sotomayor is probably very close to, or past, menopause. SEXISM PROBLEM SOLVED.
G. Gordon Liddy On Sotomayor: ‘Let’s Hope That The Key Conferences Aren’t When She’s Menstruating’ [Think Progress via Blue Gal]
G. Gordon Liddy needs to hang his balls over a candle.
Seriously, there are bears around and they can smell a menstruating broad from a mile away. DO YOU WANT THE SUPREME COURT TO BE ATTACKED BY BEARS!!11!~??!~?
Google search for “menstruate from the bench” returns zero hits. This is why Michael Steele should be fired.
ALSO: what about hot flashes?
Sara:
I intentionally disregarded your alt-text advice, and you were right. I found this:
http://iheartguts.com/shop/images/medium/uterus-shirt_MED.jpg
Thank you.
To which Sotomayor replied:
“Let’s hope that the key conferences aren’t when Liddy’s frothing at the mouth or something, or just before he’s going to wipe the shit niblets off his porn ’stache and double-waddled chin. That would really be bad. Lord knows what we would get then.”
That’s cause men NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER let their little brain aka penis do the thinking for them, right guys?
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! Racist bleedin’ gal! Mr. Liddy, that is funeeeeeeee! Take me right here you hunk of white male flesh. Make the world okay again!!!
I take all my advice from rational minded convicted felons like Liddy. Also.
Crab1: And what about the PIRANHAS?!11
What a vulgar little man.
I will resist Google Image-ing, as you say, SKS. But the uterus/two-fingered mitten on the piano looks a lot like Pippi Longstocking from behind. And will soon appear in a nightmare near me!
No bleedin’ cunt liberal need apply. Maybe she should open her legs to the disadvantaged instead of her heart, and take care of that problem. Empathy is just a code for liberty and equality, which sound French, but at least we’ll be spared fraternity for now, with a broad on the bench.
Don’t trust anyone
over 30without a penis.Dear Mr. Liddy — you may be moderately rich, moderately famous and happily ensconced in your teeny tiny little thought bubble, but you know what you don’t have, and never will? Room to talk. About anybody being crazy or subverting the law.
With judgements like these, it a crying shame that GG Liddy was never appointed to the Supreme Court. Seriously, is he twelve years old?
If that Republican tent gets any smaller, it’s not going to cover the asses of Rush, Rove, and Cheney all at the same time. And I think I speak for everyone when I say nobody wants to see those asses uncovered.
Now see, you just don’t understand Liddy’s aversion to blood. When he eats rats, for example, he likes them deep fried, or at least that what it said in his book.
Pilate: Yeah, I’d be more afraid of the hot flashes than the PMS.
user-of-owls: You mean Scalia, right?
However, in general, this quote –> *headdesk* Thank you, Caribou Barbie, for hurtling our gender image straight back into the 1950s. Also.
i was already worrying about this.
do latinas menstruate salsa?
Yawn. It’s only been a few days, and I’m already TOTALLY over this SCOTUS thing.
Unless Strom Thurmond rises from the cold earth and spits out denunciations through his rotten, maggoty mouth or Lou Dobbs calls her a “beaner” on the air, I’m done with it.
G. Gordon Liddy never gets that not so fresh feeling, because douches are self-cleaning.
G. Gordon Liddy is still alive? Oh - ok.
CorkPopper: Don’t forget fatty fatty fat fat Newt.
TGY: Assuming her has balls.
I’m looking forward to the first time Nino tells her to go dust his office or he’ll have her sent back to Cuba.
Liddy hates all women. Remember how he salivated over W’s package?
shortsshortsshorts: Nonsense. Haven’t you read Redstate lately?
“Peter denied Christ three times. Our goal should be to not deny Christ and also to not deny the valuable members of our own movement. Embracing them does not mean we embrace every word and every felony. But it should likewise mean we don’t race to the nearest microphone to condemn our own. The people we should shun are the Democrats, because they belong to the other party.
“Are you seriously taking G. Gordon Liddy at face value?” one might ask derisively. Whether I am or not is not the point. The point is he is a Republican, so shut the hell up.”
ManchuCandidate: I thought you told me you were satisfied with the size of your penis. Cause maybe Asian men shouldn’t think with their penises, admittedly.
user-of-owls: And don’t forget SHARKS! She must never go swimming in the ocean, either.
Look, Liddy knows from plumbing, ok?
problemwithcaring: I am as shocked as you are.
Honestly had no fucking idea
What do G. Gordon Liddy and a tampon have in common?
They’re both stuck up cunts.
It wasn’t enough to just appoint a bleeding heart liberal. Obama wanted to take it one step further…
dementor: “…looks a lot like Pippi Longstocking from behind.”
Although I’ve never seen Pippi from behind, I agree or the Wendy’s logo chick. Guess we just have naturally pure, clean minds!
Judge Sotomayor is looking forward to the day when she is seated on the bench so she can spread her legs and fly. And at her age I’m sure there will be no problems with that.
Crazybroad: Well, they share the whole “bloodthirsty, vicious and soul-less” thing, but piranhas are small and sleek. A better fit for the bloated guinea would be some sort of piranha-blowfish hybrid. Or a rabid walrus.
To be fair, he still has CREEP on his resumé.
Remember, no rammin’ the nominee! Especially when Abuelita Florentia is in town!
Mark Sanford: WIN.
Jeez, the guy brings up an important point about how some woman might menstruate all over her legal briefs and clerks and stuff just for argument’s sake and people jump all over him like goddam PUMAS. I hope you libDONKS are happy with yourselves.
The only reason god gave women periods is because he knew men couldn’t handle it.
But the Repubatards had no problem with electing Sarah Palin, even though the only thing between her and the presidency was an old man with skin cancer. What, do Republican women not menstruate?
mollymcguire: I see comedy gold: “Nino and the Beaner”.
Or something along the lines of:
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-2/maid-in-manhattan-cover.jpg
Crab1: You hear that, So-Toe-My-Ore? Bears. Now you’re putting the entire Supreme Court at risk.
Boy, I’ll bet Liddy REALLY hates gay menstruals.
user-of-owls: OR THOSE PESKY MEAT-EATING BEES!
T. Way:
Just means my thinking brain is bigger than my fucking brain. Nothing more nothing less.
kthxbai…also: Pico de Gallo on heavy days.
Custerwolf:
Maude Lebowski: In a sense, yes. My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men. The word itself makes some men uncomfortable. Vagina.
The Dude: Oh yeah?
Maude Lebowski: Yes, they don’t like hearing it and find it difficult to say whereas without batting an eye a man will refer to his dick or his rod or his Johnson.
The Dude: Johnson?
Texan Bulldoggette: And MOSQUITOS! What happens if Antonin and Sam want to have court outside today ‘cuz it’s such a nice day? Imagine the sad frowns on everyone’s face when Clarence points to Maria and says, “We can’t go outside. Because of HER!”
So he’s probably not cool with the painting Sotomayor has hanging in her judge’s chambers.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/femcruc.jpg
Custerwolf: Is that like what happens after the be-hymen breaks?
kthxbai…also: Yuk! … I mean, yum … No I mean YUK!
Liddy said nothing about Scalia’s chronic masturbation.
It’s not like her personal life is going to bleed over into her work for chrissakes.
S.Luggo: Or possibly something like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKQncKpxmIs
Custerwolf: She might write some very messy majority opinions.
Liddy has a point; who in their right mind would ever let a woman on the Supreme Court? It would be totally irresponsible for Obama to let this irrational creature near the court. BTW: Who was that guy Saint Reagan appointed to the bench? OH YEAH, Sandra, he made a great justice.
Bloody hell!
T. Way: That would be less disgusting than being subjected to Liddy’s labia majora opinions.
Isn’t the real question here…who’s G. Gordon Liddy?
Mr Blifil: Liberals - we’re no longer just bleeding hearts.
I’m no expert on womens’ health, but I have a suggestion for the ladies of Wonkette:
Next time you’re having your monthly curse, it might make you feel a little better if you pack up your discarded, blood-soaked tampons in a plain paper envelope and mail them to G. Gordon Liddy’s home address/business address/PO box where his paychecks are sent. Repeat every 28 days and take a little Midol and bourbon, too.
I’ve always felt that I should do more public cervix.
Lascauxcaveman: I’m riding the cotton pony on over to Liddy’s as we speak.
Weed works better than Midol, plus I can’t get Midol to grow in the back forty.
Gordo is right, she might bleed all over CJ Robert’s opinions…
I agreed with every word in this post in the most literal way possible. Also, the wine in Bordeaux is cheap and yummy. Where’s that dude that posts to his Senegalais blog every day? Hmmmm? I smell an African conspiracy.
Crab1: I ain’t touchin’ that one with a 10 foot tampon…
BlueStateLibtard: Yes they do - but only from their eyeballs….
to quote The Hobbit, ‘go and burgle something’
Custerwolf: booooo
Custerwolf: Heh, like I said, I’m no expert. Gotta tell my wife about the maryjane cure for PMS. Been trying to get her to try it for years. If she decides it’s OK, then I get to use it again, too, which is not currently the situation.
Hey, G. Gordon: Sonia might be a woman, but at least she’s not a convicted felon, you fucking douchebag!
Liddy was the Nixon Administration liaison and leader of the group of five men who broke into the headquarters of the Democratic National Committee at the Watergate Complex with the intent to plant listening devices. John Dean had arranged for the operations of this group[citation needed], purportedly to curry favor with his White House superiors, H. R. Haldeman, and more directly, John Erlichman. Liddy did not participate in the break-in himself, insomuch as he did not actually enter the Watergate Complex, rather, he admitted to supervising the break-in from another hotel across the street. For his crime, which he coordinated with Hunt, Liddy was convicted of conspiracy, burglary and illegal wiretapping. Liddy was sentenced to a 20-year prison term and was ordered to pay $40,000 in fines. He began serving the sentence on January 30, 1973. On April 12, 1977, President Jimmy Carter commuted Liddy’s sentence to eight years, “in the interest of equity and fairness based on a comparison of Mr. Liddy’s sentence with those of all others convicted in Watergate related prosecutions”, leaving the fine in effect.[5] Carter’s commutation made Liddy eligible for parole as of July 9, 1977. Liddy was released on September 7, 1977 having served a total of four-and-a-half years of actual incarceration.
Here’s how Liddy found out: http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/Itty_Bitty_Liddy/IttyBittyLiddyEpisode1_403.aspx
Lascauxcaveman: Maybe you could start her off with some brownies - lots of women crave chocolate during their monthlies (although the caffeine can exacerbate cramps). Personally, the only thing I ever crave is a hysterectomy.
Lascauxcaveman: Wow, marriage is sad. Why do the gheys even want to do that? Maybe they can have my marriage rights and I’ll just be a “confirmed (non-gay) bachelor” …. if they even have those anymore.
Bearbloke: Speaking of bleeding from the eyeballs, here’s your motivation to do so right now….
Bearbloke: Thanks, I was looking for alternative blood outlets.
G. Gordon Liddy: Lawyer, Prosecutor, Republican . . .
. . . Burglar, Convicted Felon, and Complete Fuckin’ Right Wingnut Whack-Job.
Career Highlight: His Post-Conviction/Prison Lecture Tour With Timothy “LSD Guru” Leary.
Tim was the more rational, coherent member of the duo, if memory serves. I know, because I bought a ticket.
Marriage (opposite) is SOOOO good now that my wife is past menopause. And I’ve developed an uncanny ability to defuse mother-daughter conflicts by explaining to my wife why my daughter has been such a bitch for the past three days.
Neilist: That must have been some contact high.
Kingbee: I noticed that Joe’s beer flow becomes much heavier during my really bad periods.
I am happy to read that Wokette commenters lost their funny and snarky mind on this news.
So sad. So disgusting.
I am not ‘Murikan and generally too shy to write in English.
I don’t know judge Sotomayor. Also.
But she looks like a decent person and a good judge for what I have read elsewhere
I can feel how this nomination is important for ‘Murikan people because judges on the Scotus, etc (voir Toqueville).
But the comment of this Gordon Libby is beyond crazy.
I would hope it’s joke from Wonkette’s readers. You changed the name of “trucknuts” for “Gordon Libby”!
Right ??
You now call these truck appendages “Gordon Libby”?
Right ?
Just to fuck me up with my lazy Engrish???
Right?
Otherwise, I don’t get it and I haz a real sad for you.
Because I think that the groos obsenity this trucknuts uttered could have mileage un the USA!
Hope i’m wrong.
By the way - there is now a resto in Montréal who serves and sells phoque meat!
I will go and get a fillet for me and a whole beating heart for my googie!
Phoque alors!
I strongly believe that any post about convicted felon G. Gordon Liddy should include this picture.
http://crazydrumguy.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/ggordonliddy.jpg
that’s quite the banana hammock.
FreedomPoodle: I’d recommend a hefty helping of seal brains while your at it. Something tells me you could use all the help you can get.
Soto-my-your is releasing a new album based on Bob Dylan’s BLOOD ON THE TRACKS
BLOOD ON THE BENCH
1. Buckets of Blood
2. Idiot Wind~ Gordon Liddy
3. If you see Blood, say Hello
4. Sonia, Ruth Bader & the Jackoff White Guys
5. Meet Me in the Restroom
6. Shelter from the Storm~ Extra heavy Duty Flow Version
7. Simple Twist of the Wrist ~ Tampax Version
8. Tangled up in blood
9. You’re Menstruating big time Now!!!!
10. You’re Gonna Make Me Take Midol when I Bloat
the trucknuts-icans hate sotomeyer. just observe how the hate of the lowest-common-denominator party increases her popularity and ensures her confirmation. being hated by the retards is like love.
G. G. prefers sweaty Marine stick over bleeding pussy.
CrazyDrumGuy: Patriotic thong-fu
Hey no raggin’ on Gordo’s Stars ‘n Stripes speedos! That spandex swatch is all that keeps our pandas safe from a teabaggin’ rampage.
Custerwolf: Custerwolf speaks great truth about cannabis and the monthlies. It was the only thing that settled down my Family-Annihilator-Style PMS. Which would you rather have? Mom sacked out on the couch tapping her toes to Bob Marley while she orders pizza, or Mom fussing and fuming and cursing in the kitchen as she juggles the knives?
Apart from its amazing perspective-granting capabilities, cannabis also worked very well on simple cramps and migraine control. Half a brownie and one Imitrex works better than three or four Imitrex. At $50/pill, that’s significant.
Moreover, with assiduous and dedicated cannabis use, I had *zero* uncomfortable menopause symptoms, other than two years of totally undiscriminating out of control teenage-boy-style libido. (Which, if I could order menopause symptoms off a menu, would be my clear choice anyway.)
Seriously, the only bad post-menopausal symptom cannabis doesn’t control is that “Suddenly Looking Like Complete Shit” thing.
But it still works great for my other post-menopausal complaints: insomnia and occasional joint pain.
IMO, every woman in America over 40 owes it to herself to chow down on a cannabrownie every night, just as matrons of another era would down a nightly glass (or bottle) of sherry. Disclaimer: Proceed with caution on edibles. They can really sneak up on you. Start with crumbs. See where that goes, first. I mean it.
Mr. Liddy was probably feeling the effects of his own monthly cycle of misogynistic rage. Nothing to worry about. It’ll be gone in a week, replaced by his usual self-hatred.
iolanthe: I truly love you for that one.
Liddy’s mouth bleeds once a month. Also.
And castration will solve the problem of men thinking with their dicks. When can we castrate Clarence Thomas?
Blender: You should take a trip to London. There, all that’s on the news is the “row” over the “MP’s” “expenses”, whatever that means. Those people don’t speak English, so I had a hard time telling what was really going on, but I think the gist of it was that all of their members of Parliament behave just like Sarah Palin, taking the maximum per diem daily allowance and charging tax payers for things like home expansions, and that upsets people.
Clusterwolf
I thank you for your recommendation. I’ll try to have “a hefty helping of seal brains”.
But on a daily basis,
Looking at these numbers, I get all mixed up :
The population of beef stock in the Atlantic Provinces and Quebec is 1 617 000 heads, stable - 203 000 were slaughtered in 2008.
The population of seals on the Northern coasts of Newfoundland and Labrador and Quebec is 7 000 000 heads growing - 250 000 are slaughtered a year
There are 350 000 buffaloes in the whole North America - 250 000 are slaughtered a year.
The population of the USA is 300 000 000 — 30 000 people are murdered by gun (you will note that I did not write that guns kills people, they are just murdered by) a year, and growing.
As a true Freedom extravagant epicurean, I must conclude that, in order of availability (and price), I should eat in order :
1 - American baby (rare? and expensive meat)
2- Buffalo (rare meat)
3- Beef (readily available meat)
4- Seal (plenty)
On the other hand, as an ecologic meat consumer, I should eat :
1 - Seal (they are plenty, close to home, and the population is growing)
2 - Beef (hey are plenty, the population is stable but the transportation is expensive)
3 - American baby (hey are plenty and the population is reproducing as crazy)
4 - Buffalo (it is a rare breed)
On an aesthetic point of view, I should eat
Buffalo - they are awful
Beef - uglu breed
American Baby - production lacks uniformity
Seal - so cute with their beautiful eyes.
I’m kind of mixed up.
Can u help me, O u wo knows?