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GEORGE WILL IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE

This is basically pornography.FIST BUMPS CELEBRATE THE VULGARIZATION OF AMERICAN CULTURE: “How we greet each other says who we are. A firm handshake says, ‘I am well nourished, energetic, vigorous, and in possession of most of my fingers.’ A hug says, ‘I am an oversexed idiot with no self restraint.’ And a fist bump says, ‘I might not have any fingers at all, and if I do, I am too lazy to use them.’” [Sara's NBC gig]


2:55 PM on Fri May 29 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. edwardso says at 2:59 pm, May 29th, 2009

    This is the best picture I have ever seen

  2. mollymcguire says at 3:02 pm, May 29th, 2009

    When is National Bumping Donuts Day?

  3. Naked Bunny with a Whip says at 3:07 pm, May 29th, 2009

    A hug says, ‘I am an oversexed idiot with no self restraint.’

    Hey, c’mon now. Furries like me give people hugs all the time, and we’re not…oh, right. Point taken.

  4. Anonymous Office Zombie says at 3:10 pm, May 29th, 2009

    Sara K. Smith writes for NBC and Wonkette. She has never engaged in fist-bumping, except for that incident when she was on Ambien and clearly out of her head.

    Bwhahahhahahahaaa! Mockery of Princess Lady Noonington insidiously spreads its way from Wonkette to network affiliated media. This is fun.

  5. SayItWithWookies says at 3:23 pm, May 29th, 2009

    I hope I can find some appropriately sinful shoes for National Fist-Bump Day — something that would go well with a dashiki and a turban.

  6. azw88 says at 3:23 pm, May 29th, 2009

    June 3 is Nat/ Fist bump day… the war is over, the terrorists have won, and June 3 is the new July 4th. Hope we get us some fireworks!

  7. pondscum says at 3:29 pm, May 29th, 2009

    Waitaminute. When did Omaha get beaches?

  8. 19kevin8 says at 3:31 pm, May 29th, 2009

    mollymcguire: The day after National Bumping Uglies day… which makes it the Sunday in National Bumping week.

  9. american mutt says at 3:33 pm, May 29th, 2009
  10. WIDTAP says at 3:46 pm, May 29th, 2009

    May 29, 2009. The day that we learned that Sara was pro-swine flu virus and un-hugged as a child. This all explains why she does so well at Wonkette.

  11. Doghouse Riley says at 3:47 pm, May 29th, 2009

    What does “oversexed” mean, exactly?

  12. Mr Blifil says at 3:53 pm, May 29th, 2009

    Doghouse Riley: That you have more sex than Peggy Noonan.

  13. desertwind says at 4:02 pm, May 29th, 2009

    Couldn’t it wait for Juneteenth?

  14. Mr Blifil: Or your mother.

  15. fistbump says at 4:45 pm, May 29th, 2009
  16. problemwithcaring says at 4:55 pm, May 29th, 2009

    fistbump: You must be jivin…

  17. Jukesgrrl says at 5:31 pm, May 29th, 2009

    June 3 we will all be Muslins.

  18. Bruno says at 5:17 am, May 31st, 2009

    I’ve always had my concerns about the air-kiss as well. The problem stems from which side to start from and how many times to exchange the kiss. It seems to wildly very from country-to-country and/or dependent upon the ethnic origins of the participants. Where do I turn to for advice?

  19. It’s actually called Fo’ Knucks:

    http://www.foknucks.com/

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