FIST BUMPS CELEBRATE THE VULGARIZATION OF AMERICAN CULTURE: “How we greet each other says who we are. A firm handshake says, ‘I am well nourished, energetic, vigorous, and in possession of most of my fingers.’ A hug says, ‘I am an oversexed idiot with no self restraint.’ And a fist bump says, ‘I might not have any fingers at all, and if I do, I am too lazy to use them.’” [Sara's NBC gig]
GEORGE WILL IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE 2:55 pm May 29, 2009
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This is the best picture I have ever seen
When is National Bumping Donuts Day?
A hug says, ‘I am an oversexed idiot with no self restraint.’
Hey, c’mon now. Furries like me give people hugs all the time, and we’re not…oh, right. Point taken.
Sara K. Smith writes for NBC and Wonkette. She has never engaged in fist-bumping, except for that incident when she was on Ambien and clearly out of her head.
Bwhahahhahahahaaa! Mockery of Princess Lady Noonington insidiously spreads its way from Wonkette to network affiliated media. This is fun.
I hope I can find some appropriately sinful shoes for National Fist-Bump Day — something that would go well with a dashiki and a turban.
June 3 is Nat/ Fist bump day… the war is over, the terrorists have won, and June 3 is the new July 4th. Hope we get us some fireworks!
Waitaminute. When did Omaha get beaches?
[re=327426]mollymcguire[/re]: The day after National Bumping Uglies day… which makes it the Sunday in National Bumping week.
Let’s not forget the ass-pat people: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/06/obama-fist-bump-rocks-the_n_105490.html
May 29, 2009. The day that we learned that Sara was pro-swine flu virus and un-hugged as a child. This all explains why she does so well at Wonkette.
What does “oversexed” mean, exactly?
[re=327524]Doghouse Riley[/re]: That you have more sex than Peggy Noonan.
Couldn’t it wait for Juneteenth?
[re=327530]Mr Blifil[/re]: Or your mother.
http://www.nationalfistbumpday.com/
check it out yourself
[re=327616]fistbump[/re]: You must be jivin…
June 3 we will all be Muslins.
I’ve always had my concerns about the air-kiss as well. The problem stems from which side to start from and how many times to exchange the kiss. It seems to wildly very from country-to-country and/or dependent upon the ethnic origins of the participants. Where do I turn to for advice?
It’s actually called Fo’ Knucks:
http://www.foknucks.com/
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