SATAN  2:02 pm May 29, 2009

Peggy Noonan Displeased With Mika Brzezinski’s Vulgar Footwear

by Jim Newell

Peggy Noonan warped to MSNBC this morning for a pot of tea and pleasant conversation about the current Politicks, but what didst she see? The Devill-Womman, Mika Brzezinski, clad in vulgarian foot-leathers! “They were an X-rated fantasy walking on Mika’s feet,” our regina declares, and later she compounds that they are “a mortal sin, on her feet.” This demon bull whore Mika was later slaughtered, under Peggington’s watch. You may watch film-tapes of these events at the Arianna Huffington’s Internet Post, which darest not offer Em-Bed Code for its film-tapes. [Huffington Post]

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Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Can someone PUH-lease take Joe’s under-used cock and shove it into Peggy’s over used mouth already?
FUCK – when will teevee DIE????????!!!!!

TGY May 29, 2009 at 2:07 pm

She then retracted her criticism, saying “That was too harsh. I think we have to start showing empathy.”

Why start now?

memzilla May 29, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Looks like Ambien and gin don’t mix, Peggington.

On second thought — maybe they do!

nappyduggs May 29, 2009 at 2:10 pm

“Vulgerian foot leathers.”

The same shite that was coming from The Nooner’s piehole is now conveniently located in my breetches. Thank you.

SayItWithWookies May 29, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Neo-Edwardian prudery is so damn complicated. How is it that raping the cabin boy is okay but shoes that (one presumes) show a little toe are a crime against nature?

drrty martini May 29, 2009 at 2:12 pm

Tsk! Dame Peggy! Shoes don’t walk on feet. No mater now thrilling and scandalous they are. Walk on feet shoe-leathers shall never do.

Country Club Jihadi May 29, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Mika thought Peggy was wearing Louboutins, recognizable by their red soles. Turned out Peggy was just standing on her prolapsed uterus.

4tehlulz May 29, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Just cuz you can’t pounce on the ass doesn’t mean you can get all pissy, Peggy.

charlesdegoal May 29, 2009 at 2:14 pm

Fuck-me’s are OK for single women, but once they’re married, they should be kept barefoot, in the kitchen.

Guppy06 May 29, 2009 at 2:14 pm

She’s a regina alright!

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 29, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Relax, Peggy darling. We’re laughing at you, not with you.

SmutBoffin May 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm

By Set’s smegma-encrusted scrotum, what could the shoes have looked like? Were they emblazoned with stiched leather representation of ejaculating penises or something? Did they say “suck on my toes while you jack off”?

DustBowlBlues May 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Mika Hardlastname is the most innocuous, empty blonde in television news. Why would her Noonington bother offending the woman, who was utterly speechless. (I’m still depressed about the cat and turned on Morning Joe because the misery of it suits me right now).

Would have been a cute joke done privately, but a William-Buckley-speaking-style-imitating, self righteous Pope-lover shouldn’t try for snark. It just comes out mean, esp. aimed at Barbie Doll. Mika probably thought, “Are orthopedic pumps before noon the new white after Easter, Peg?” but too late to actually say anything.

facehead May 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm

L to the O to the motherfucking L.

EnBuenOra May 29, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Nooners would have worn those for Bush Jr. in 2003 anytime he aksed.

Origami May 29, 2009 at 2:23 pm

“I thought they looked like tap shoes.”

qwerty42 May 29, 2009 at 2:26 pm

Right now, Peggy is being sternly berated by the commenters for her op-ed in the WSJ that dares to suggest the Republicans “play grownup” about Maria-Sonia. I don’t think the Republicans can even play grownup any more.

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 2:28 pm

[re=327362]SmutBoffin[/re]: They gotta be cruel shoes or they’re no good in Smeggy’s eyes.

Serolf Divad May 29, 2009 at 2:31 pm

Now I’ve got this image of Noonan going down on Mika… ’cause you know that’s what Noonan was really thinking.

Deepthroat May 29, 2009 at 2:31 pm

[re=327363]DustBowlBlues[/re]: I’m with you on that. The most disgusting part of that clip was the fact that Mika APOLOGIZED. Wear your fuck-me’s with pride, dear wench!

Cape Clod May 29, 2009 at 2:34 pm

She was just all pissy because she has a rule never to drink before breakfast.

Come here a minute May 29, 2009 at 2:35 pm

[re=327376]Serolf Divad[/re]: Dame Lady Nooningtonshire simply does not care for your scandalous implications of carpet munchery. She was clearly thinking of St. Ronnie Reagan tap-dancing in a 1940′s musical.

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 2:37 pm

[re=327378]Deepthroat[/re]: If only she were equally ashamed of what goes on her show.

jetjaguar May 29, 2009 at 2:43 pm

When will the grownups take over? Soon please? kthx

qwerty42 May 29, 2009 at 2:47 pm

[re=327399]jetjaguar[/re]: When will the grownups take over?…
not a chance this generation. too far gone.

Moleman v2.5 May 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I have it on good authority that the shoes looked like Clark Nova typewriters from Naked Lunch with Mika’s feet shoved into their anuses.

At least that’s what they looked like to Peggy after she’d had her “medicine.”

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 29, 2009 at 2:48 pm

Peggy Noonan lounges around her home in plastic flip-flops. I swear it’s true.

Origami May 29, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=327399]jetjaguar[/re]: Don’t worry, these idiots aren’t in control of anything. Except digging up Ronald Reagan’s corpse.

chascates May 29, 2009 at 2:50 pm

The Peggy Noonan/George Will Academy of Proper Fashion may not play well beyond the Beltway.

Hart88 May 29, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Noonan reminds me of the Gabor sisters, without the accent.

Tommmcatt May 29, 2009 at 2:55 pm

Noonan may not be the best writer in the world, but she makes up for it by being the most constipated.

WadISay May 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm

I thought Pegs was looking pretty good today. On the Nature Channel, the V/O would be: “The female signals her receptivity to the male…”

tehbenton May 29, 2009 at 3:00 pm

This from a woman who’s dressed like one of the Aunts from The Handmaid’s Tale.

Godot May 29, 2009 at 3:03 pm

Unless they were clear platform pumps, I can’t imagine there being anything wrong with them.

mrpuma2u May 29, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=327362]SmutBoffin[/re]: I saw those shoes in a Chicago shoe store the other day. Patty Blagoyavich (sp?) was buying them.

Mr Blifil May 29, 2009 at 3:42 pm

Mika thrives on her fuckability quotient. She wouldn’t be the first aimless child of an extremely accomplished parent to follow such a trajectory.

bamaboy May 29, 2009 at 4:24 pm


Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 4:34 pm

[re=327581]bamaboy[/re]: What is that – Finnish Mushroom People?

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 4:36 pm

[re=327581]bamaboy[/re]: Oh – yeah. Fuck that. I go barefoot so I don’t lose any of the sensation.

Aurelio May 29, 2009 at 5:22 pm


rocktonsammy May 29, 2009 at 7:08 pm

Mika’s dad doesn’t seem as proud of her as he could be.

dijetlo May 29, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Mika is going to have to show me a hell of a lot more than a pair of CFM pumps if they expect me to watch “Morning Schmoe”.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 29, 2009 at 7:34 pm

And yet, somehow, Dame Peggy never mentions that Mika was wearing assless chaps.

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