MARRIAGE NUTS  6:23 pm May 28, 2009

Insane Press Lady Dragged From Air Force One Press Area

by Jim Newell

Oh god this is too good: “The AP’s Christina Hoag reports that Brenda Lee, a reporter for the Georgia Informer, was dragged kicking and screaming from the press area near Air Force One at Los Angeles International airport (LAX) Thursday morning… KTLA reports that Lee is a self-proclaimed ‘Roman Catholic priestess.’ Lee claims she was attempting to deliver President Obama a letter urging him ‘to take a stand for traditional marriage.’” Ha ha ha WHAA?? There’s no such thing as a Roman Catholic priestess! Only Roman Catholic queens. Jesus. Just look at this insane clown having to be physically carried, by humans. Score another win for traditional marriage! Soon heterosexuals will all be DEAD. [HuffPo]

 

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4tehlulz May 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm

I’m sure she’ll have a nice career as a right-wing martyr, as well as having hot lesbian sex with Ms. California.

Turd Way May 28, 2009 at 6:29 pm

She needs a husband.

Bearbloke May 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Equal-opportunity wingnuttery, anyone?

Just keep in mind that previous (Anglo?) presidents might’ve have the SS tackle her down, whereas Lord Obama’s Nubian Brotherhood Honor Guard merely dragged her gentle away, just like they’ve done with their mothers and grandmamas when those sweet ol’ ladies get a bit too “overwhelmed with the Spirit” during Sunday afternoon church services, just before they break for supper…

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Love the noose.

Joshua Norton May 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm

Brenda Lee? Didn’t she sing “Rocking Around the Christmas Tree”? She’s pretty chipper for being, what, 66?

Jukesgrrl May 28, 2009 at 6:31 pm

She’s down with women priests and black presidents, but the gay marriage, not so much. She’s from that new class of “selective liberals.” Call Nate Silver, I’m sure he can explain it.

ThePerfesser May 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm

“And the radio played that forgotten song
Brenda Lee’s “Coming on Strong”
And the newsman sang his same song
One more radar lover’s gone.”

Well, Brenda, guess that’s what happens when ya come on too strong. They drag your assaway!
Or maybe this will be your big career break. They’re always lookin’ for minorities who fit in with the program at Fox. One or two jolts from the electrodes, and you’ll be right there!

SayItWithWookies May 28, 2009 at 6:32 pm

She’s part of a small but growing movement called Heretics for Orthodoxy.

BadMFer May 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm

Dat beeatch be off the chain!

DeLand DeLakes May 28, 2009 at 6:34 pm

Let’s hope the Catholic church keeps up with their precedent of taking women who claim to converse directly with God, and burning them alive.

Texan Bulldoggette May 28, 2009 at 6:35 pm

Ummm…I thought reporters were supposed to be objective about things like…the NEWS. What the hell is the GA Informer? Sounds like an LDS pamphlet…

StrangelyBrown May 28, 2009 at 6:38 pm

Soon heterosexuals will all be DEAD.

Meh, we had a good run.

x111e7thst May 28, 2009 at 6:39 pm

[re=326798]Custerwolf[/re]: I’m still miffed that I missed your avant -garde reference this a.m.
Guess this is going to be my equivalent of a splinter.

Bearbloke May 28, 2009 at 6:39 pm

[re=326807]Texan Bulldoggette[/re]: Oh no, it’s as Southern Black Baptist as they come – PRAISE JEEBUS!!

x111e7thst May 28, 2009 at 6:40 pm

[re=326803]ThePerfesser[/re]: If I look hard I think I can make out the golden earring in her right ear

Lascauxcaveman May 28, 2009 at 6:40 pm

So to be clear:

Traditional Hetero Marriage: absolute must-have
Traditional Catholic Clergy: eh, not so much

mollymcgwire May 28, 2009 at 6:42 pm

[re=326803]ThePerfesser[/re]: Golden Earring win! The best thing to ever come from the Hague.

paintitblack May 28, 2009 at 6:43 pm

“I was afraid you could see under my clothes,” she said, her voice choking up… don’t worry, Brenda, just like “real” Catholic priests, no one’s lookin’ under dere…

DemmeFatale May 28, 2009 at 6:47 pm

It’s like a perfect storm of stupid.

mpslim May 28, 2009 at 6:49 pm

I’m happy to see Aunt Esther has found a new line of work since her 1970s TV gig with Redd Foxx. She has also made a wonderful CD full of inspirational Catholic tunes:

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/music/pid/1078368/a/Watch+It+Sucker.htm

Turd Way May 28, 2009 at 6:53 pm

St. Francis of Assisi walked between the Crusaders and the Egyptians and this is the best this Brenda woman could do? No wonder women aren’t allowed to be priests.

mollymcgwire May 28, 2009 at 6:55 pm

She was later heard to say, “I’m sorry, so sorry” but “Everybody loves me but you.”

Texan Bulldoggette May 28, 2009 at 6:57 pm

[re=326815]Bearbloke[/re]: OMG that was hilarious & I found out that Gladys Knight has a jewelry line.

Their web site looks like someone of Ted Steven’s caliber has him a little side job.

user-of-owls May 28, 2009 at 6:58 pm

She’s from the Georgia Informer and Barry’s goons carted her off? It’s official, then: Stop Snitchin’ is the law of the land.

Turd Way May 28, 2009 at 7:02 pm

[re=326798]Custerwolf[/re]: I just now saw the noose. This woman is really the canary in the coal mine. Like Jim said, soon we’ll be DEAD, one way or another. The homofascists won, lets face it: all good things must come to an end, even vaginal sex and the human race.

Country Club Jihadi May 28, 2009 at 7:05 pm

Girl, you betta empathize!
BTW, is that Reggie in the background?

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 7:09 pm

[re=326814]x111e7thst[/re]: Aw…here, give me your hand.

prototype May 28, 2009 at 7:10 pm

Between this lady and the birther worldnutdaily reporter I think they need to get better security.

bitchincamaro May 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm
cranky May 28, 2009 at 7:11 pm
hobospacejunkie May 28, 2009 at 7:13 pm

I’d hit it.

jimh May 28, 2009 at 7:21 pm

Brenda, you so CRAZY.

NoWireHangers May 28, 2009 at 7:28 pm

Fuck it, I’m just reposting what I wrote on Gawker for this one:

Should Brenda Lee’s Southern Crazy Front ever meet an Alan Keyes Northern Crazy Front, the resulting Hurricane strength winds of Craze might be strong enough to uproot what little sanity remains in vulnerable parts of the country. A hail storm of aborted cabbage patch fetuses, dildos, and crucifixes would threaten the lives of millions.

qaf May 28, 2009 at 7:31 pm

[re=326813]StrangelyBrown[/re]: I thought heterosexuals were a renewable resource.

WadISay May 28, 2009 at 7:34 pm

Roman Catholic priestesses no play-a the game, Roman Catholic priestesses no make-a the rules.

decora May 28, 2009 at 7:34 pm

SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED

and witness how quickly the ‘liberals’ who are supposed to believe in free speech, will turn to mocking and derision of someone, whose only real, actual crime was attempted harassment. being a kook with strange ideas is not illegal, if it was , half he country would be in jail.

problemwithcaring May 28, 2009 at 7:34 pm

I have been reading some of her articles over there. That bitch is gone. It’s a mind-fuck of man-hating, closeted lesbo, 3rd person speechifying.

http://www.gainformer.com/Files/Time%27s%20Up%20by%20Brenda%20Lee.htm

No, the picture didn’t give that away…

CaliforniaMike May 28, 2009 at 7:35 pm

“No, no. He’ll want to see me. I’m a Negress.”

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 7:36 pm

[re=326863]decora[/re]: Did someone in here just fart?

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 7:42 pm

[re=326863]decora[/re]: Since when is “attempted harassment” an “actual crime”? What the fuck is attempted harassment?? You’re either harassing someone or you ain’t. So I suppose the trial is adjudicated by twelve potential jurors?

johnd May 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm
decora May 28, 2009 at 7:46 pm

listen up libtards

she was into organic vegetables! she thinks wiretapping is bad!

she would fit right in at whole foods.

BEHOLD, Brenda Lee – Your Health Coach and Colon Therapist

http://web.archive.org/web/20060328060725/http://www.genesishealingcenter.net/

now if any of you fuckers have any Dr Bronner’s soap in your bathroom, go pray to his ghost for forgiveness.

glamourdammerung May 28, 2009 at 7:48 pm

[re=326863]decora[/re]: I was not aware that freedom of speech meant that one could not point out the person speaking was obviously mentally disturbed. Could you point out where that part is, because it seems to contradict the whole freedom of speech concept?

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=326876]decora[/re]: I’d knife her before she could make it past the arugula stand out front.

shortsshortsshorts May 28, 2009 at 7:52 pm

Hopefully she’s being teabagged in her cell right now— for freedom.

cranky May 28, 2009 at 7:53 pm

[re=326863]decora[/re]: oh no, you have the stupid! for no crime, she faced no legal sentence and no legal punishment, is that your problem.

the derision is just from other citizens, equally allowed to be derisive, under the law, or UNDER THE LAW, though i doubt it will help you get the joke. it isn’t a sentence imposed by a jury, idiot.

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 7:54 pm

[re=326881]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Bitch probably thinks her goddamned period is a sign of the stigmata.

Squiggyfm May 28, 2009 at 7:54 pm

Doesn’t she know black folk can’t be Catholic?

SayItWithWookies May 28, 2009 at 8:02 pm

[re=326876]decora[/re]: Ah — I have some characteristics in common with her, therefore I have essential characteristics in common with her?
Not quite. I like my medicine from a medical perspective. And she’s essentially loopy.

SayItWithWookies May 28, 2009 at 8:04 pm

[re=326884]Custerwolf[/re]: That’s from when Jesus was crucified Exorcist-style.

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 28, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Well, at least she’s not a furry. Is she?

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 8:07 pm

[re=326887]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s the ease with which she assumes she speaks for Gob that makes me want to put a choke-hold on her. Frankly, if she weren’t helping to poison the minds of the equally feeble-minded I couldn’t give two shits about her.

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm

[re=326888]SayItWithWookies[/re]: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww….I’m gonna need an old priest and a young priest.

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 28, 2009 at 8:10 pm

witness how quickly the ‘liberals’ who are supposed to believe in free speech, will turn to mocking and derision of someone

There’s nothing like having completely unrelated thoughts at each end of a sentence.

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=326889]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: It’s hard to tell from this angle.

cranky May 28, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=326890]Custerwolf[/re]: i don’t believe it, it is the ease with which you could become her that scares you.

or maybe that’s me? — when i saw it on teevee this afternoon, i jumped up and ran out of the room, shrieking out both kinds of hysterical laughter.

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 8:14 pm

[re=326894]cranky[/re]: I don’t have enough melanin or ritalin to even come close.

x111e7thst May 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm

[re=326847]hobospacejunkie[/re]: You would have to saddleback. She is no doubt preserving her virginity against some future need.

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 28, 2009 at 8:16 pm

[re=326893]Custerwolf[/re]: True. She could have a fox-tail butt plug under that dress.

cranky May 28, 2009 at 8:21 pm

brenda already told the usa today that she just knows that the agent who started dragging her off has the gay. may brenda be interviewed everywhere by everyone for the next week, i’m working extra hours and need something carry me through, i will still love her tomorrow.

problemwithcaring May 28, 2009 at 8:23 pm

[re=326885]Squiggyfm[/re]: When I was a kid, I thought the only white folks who could be Catholic were priests.

[re=326890][re=326876]decora[/re]: [/re]: Her ideas cockamamie. Her style, I agree with. I am sure any minute the Macon Crazy Daily site will crash from click throughs.

DC Hates Me May 28, 2009 at 8:24 pm

She’s an ambitious Priestess, maybe one day she’ll make Popess, Goddess willing.

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 8:32 pm

[re=326897]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: My money’s on ermine – it’s more popey.

agentstinky May 28, 2009 at 8:37 pm

Well I’ll just make my hilarious comment about Brenda Lee “Coming on Strong” and…oh fuck, someone beat me to it! Guess I can still be funny if I throw in a gratuitous HENGHH?

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 28, 2009 at 8:43 pm

[re=326902]Custerwolf[/re]: You’ve put far more thought into butt plugs than I have. Will you marry me?

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 8:46 pm

[re=326906]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Oh sure.

V572625694 May 28, 2009 at 8:47 pm

[re=326847]hobospacejunkie[/re]: You went, I see a few posts back, to the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette, IN? Me too! Holy shit — where did we go wrong?

PsycGirl May 28, 2009 at 8:47 pm

[re=326803]ThePerfesser[/re]: she’s clearly in the twilight zone.

[re=326863]decora[/re]: Did it cross your mind that no one knew (or knows) what’s in that envelope?

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 28, 2009 at 8:52 pm

[re=326910]Custerwolf[/re]: Yay!

Oh, crap. This is totally ruining my fantasy sex life.

I want a divorce.

EnBuenOra May 28, 2009 at 8:52 pm

This lady is bat shit crazy. From her 2007 column for the shit publication the Georgia Informer:

Rev. Brenda Lee Gives Thanks For No California Earthquake

Several people have died in the California fires and their souls were required because death has taken them from this life into the next. One can choose to believe that one can be prayed into heaven after death, but it is stated, “It is once for a man to die and then the judgment.” Hebrews 9:27 (The souls of the dead were released from purgatory after the death and resurrection of CHRIST. Matthew 27:52-53)

KTYM in Inglewood, California hosted a series of programs on the pending doom of California in 2006. No readings were selected in advance. Week after week the readings pointed to destruction. Not one minister came to support the program or stated that they had also been warned of destruction.

Father James Ries of St. Mary’s Church recommended that the prophetess leave California to GOD, as the reading for the Fourteenth Sunday in Ordinary time/C Luke 10:1-12, 17-20 suggested, “We shake the dust of this town from our feet as testimony against you. But know that the reign of GOD is near.” Psalm 106 was the reading for the morning as the prophetess took the advice of the priest and others and left town.

The Catholic Church, and powerful Californians who perverted the people had two months to enjoy their freedom. There was no talk of disasters and destruction. Everything was calm until the fires broke out…

… One rejects all shots including Novocain at the dentist when one has been poisoned and one’s life has been threatened. Last week a dentist used a ray gun to dry a filling; it sent shockwaves through the body. Now there are headaches and pains that shoot from one side of the head to the other from time to time.

It is the hope of some cowardly person or persons that these things will bring about a retreat. Not so!

Another call is made to the Justice Department and a formal complaint will be written to President Bush asking for an investigation into the abuse by powerful people who have the means to make these things happen.

There you have it!

God punishes the Californians with fire because none of the local Catholic bigwigs paid enough attention to this “prophetess”, and in response the magical dentist conspiracy uses the laser to send “shockwaves” through her body and she demands the Bush Jr. administration investigate the powerful people who made all this happen.

Gosh, it’s too bad this sane lady didn’t get to personally assault Obama. After all under Bush Jr. they never dragged away any journalists from anywhere, much less the crazy people. Never.

loquaciousmusic May 28, 2009 at 8:56 pm

flab flab flab

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 9:00 pm

And the newsman sang his same song –
Oh, one more “NO-GAY-LOVERS” gone.

animalmagnetism May 28, 2009 at 9:03 pm

[re=326876]decora[/re]: I just tried to buy me some Dr. Bronner’s ta other day at the PCC, and it was GONE. WHAT AREN’T THEY TELLING ME?

Custerwolf May 28, 2009 at 9:04 pm

[re=326913]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Done.
Let me know if you still wanna fuck sometime.

Mahousu May 28, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Could I just point out that not all of us heterosexuals are like Brenda Lee? Oh sure, some – well, a lot – ok, ok, most – are, but really, we do have normal, everyday people among us, too. So please don’t stereotype.

A Better American Than YOU May 28, 2009 at 10:15 pm

At the lowest point in my life, I worked for an agency that ran some Head Starts. Rev. Brenda Lee is the spiritual sister of the woman who ran that organization, though she may not have as many cats.

facehead May 28, 2009 at 10:20 pm

As much as we all like this new Riley person, I say you dump him and make Brenda Lee the new intern ASAP.

Alpha O. Mega May 28, 2009 at 10:25 pm

Why couldn’t Brenda have just thrown her shoes at the President like a normal journalist?

j6n May 28, 2009 at 10:32 pm

BarackObama – Some crzy bitch just tried to hand me a letter. WTF doesn’t she know I’m on twitter?

Blender May 28, 2009 at 11:06 pm

[re=326914]EnBuenOra[/re]:

Damn, times have changed. Bush reserved his “special” press passes for teh gay hookers; Obama hands ‘em out to crazy church ladies.

How fucked up do you have to be to get a press pass?

hobospacejunkie May 28, 2009 at 11:31 pm

[re=326911]V572625694[/re]: You went, I see a few posts back, to the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette, IN?

Class of ’88 my friend, double major in Communication & English. So yeah, I didn’t get a degree related to agriculture or engineering. Which I guess is no surprise because I went there to follow a womanfriend, not get an education. I got both, more or less. The woman & the education, but I learned more about anything & everything working on the school paper than in any classroom. Also, I slept through (skipped) a lot of classes because being on the swimming team made me sleepy.

hpwilliams May 28, 2009 at 11:51 pm

[re=326914]EnBuenOra[/re]: Wayyy to much information

I have no reason to understand batshit crazy

Origami May 28, 2009 at 11:52 pm

Everything about this story is full of win.
White boys being “over sexed”? Check.
“Cossacks” being exposed? Check.
RC priestesses that even the RC Church is like “Oh Gawd” about? Check
Hero journalist? Check.
Somehow involving OC winguttery? Check.
An OC corespondent for a Georgian local paper? Check.

No wonder journalism is doing so well.
I want to know more about this woman and how I can support her cause.

Joy May 28, 2009 at 11:59 pm

OT- but to good to miss.
The Onion, and this one is very good.
http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/oh_no_its_making_well_reasoned?utm_source=b-section

S.Luggo May 29, 2009 at 12:08 am

Wha?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/05/28/romance-novel-sales-boomi_n_208796.html
“Romance Novel Sales Booming In Tough Economy”
Dammit. Get me my agent.

T. Way May 29, 2009 at 12:11 am

[re=326932]facehead[/re]: Yeah, then the Rumors on the Internet would be just like World Net Daily, which I find funnier anyway.

shortsshortsshorts May 29, 2009 at 12:17 am

[re=326953]T. Way[/re]: World Net Daily is like some sort of relapse for an alky. For that reason alone it deserves to replace Noonan. Noonan is not a good drunk. She gets thrown out of the parties and finds a justification as to why the people at said party were wrong on a National basis. This is why so many Americans can relate to her.

T. Way May 29, 2009 at 12:24 am

[re=326955]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Yeah, there is something anti-social about WND sort of like alcohol addiction, even though every article is about society. Sometimes a get the feeling it is written by sociopaths. Also, the absolute hucksterism of the advertising tells you something. They’ve got everything but magic dick growth pills.

obfuscator May 29, 2009 at 12:34 am

[re=326958]T. Way[/re]: WND is like talk radio for deaf people.

T. Way May 29, 2009 at 12:40 am

[re=326959]obfuscator[/re]: Like teabagging parties for prudes.

S.Luggo May 29, 2009 at 12:45 am

[re=326884]Custerwolf[/re]: My, aren’t we clever? It is all a matter of the First Amendment to the Council of Trent.

Mike Steele May 29, 2009 at 12:51 am

[re=326916]Custerwolf[/re]: OK, I still can’t see the noose. But hey, I’m like the 100th poster here (took the family to dinner) and I’m the first one to notice from the picture that THE BITCH HAS ONLY ONE LEG. As Chairman of the RNC, I proclaim that our strategy is beginning to work. Not only have I heard from HUNDREDS of one armed midgets, We now have a place in the new big tent for One Legged Priestesses.

sweetcandy May 29, 2009 at 12:56 am

This is how we say it in the hood to things like this…..HOW EMBARRASSIN!

V572625694 May 29, 2009 at 1:00 am

[re=326947]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Oh my, I’m old and was in W Lafayette way before then; what they now call Liberal Arts was then “Humanities.” We had to study humanity because we didn’t have any of our own, I guess. It’s pretty weird to study artsy-fartsy stuff at a school like that, didn’t you find?

GaySailor May 29, 2009 at 1:03 am

Get ready for the Talibangelicals to all scream, “See! See! That poor priestess got herself dragged away by Obama’s goons because she wanted to practice her First Amendment rights to hate on the fags! Handing the President a potentially anthrax laced letter was her First Amendment right us Talibangelicals were all screamin’ about when them gays wanted to stop us from expressing ourselves about gay marriage!”

She looks like she is doing some SERIOUS wailing! I wonder if she ever tried handing the Pope one of those letters asking for him to consider allowing the women folk to be priestesses?

GaySailor May 29, 2009 at 1:06 am

[re=326962]Mike Steele[/re]: Hey, I looked closer and thats not a LEG! Her lower limbs are fused together! She is a Roman-Catholic priestess mermaid!

GaySailor May 29, 2009 at 1:11 am

I know what she is WHALING! “I came to hand Obama a word from the priestess of the order of the sorrowful gaping wounds, and you didn’t EVEN give me a chance to genuflect and LAWDS I practiced and practiced!”

GaySailor May 29, 2009 at 1:12 am

Whaling = wailing

LOL!

Its the sailor coming out in me…

S.Luggo May 29, 2009 at 1:20 am

[re=326885]Squiggyfm[/re]:
Billie Holiday, Al Roker, Ethel Waters, Lenny Wilkens, Allen Toussaint, Clarence Thomas …

Scarab May 29, 2009 at 1:22 am

For a straight woman she’s a real drama queen.

assistant/atlas May 29, 2009 at 1:23 am

TAKIN YER MEDICAYSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG. ALSO, JOURNALISM: UR DOIN THAT RONG 2.

ZorinZorin May 29, 2009 at 1:25 am

[re=326863]decora[/re]: I COMMAND YOU TO BE MY MINION FOR YOU HAVE NOW MASTERED THE SPELL OF CONFUSION!!!1! RAAAAwRRR!!!!

blogslut May 29, 2009 at 1:30 am

According to this blogger, nutty priest lady is a PUMA. And this is her blog.

assistant/atlas May 29, 2009 at 1:36 am

[re=326804]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s big out here in California.

[re=326900]problemwithcaring[/re]: Actually, as with many occupations, we’re now importing browns to do that, too, since all of the nice old white priests had this problem..oh, let’s see…what was it? All I can remember about it is buttsecs, but I’m sure that’s just because I’m on Wonkette.

S.Luggo May 29, 2009 at 1:40 am

[re=326980]Scarab[/re]: Right. I take it, by that qualification, you’re attempting to be ironic. Visit any household when the storm windows have to be changed.

Mr Blifil May 29, 2009 at 1:52 am

I would hit it.

S.Luggo May 29, 2009 at 1:55 am

Give her a plus for breaking out of the Catholic Church’s [homo] male hierarchy. No wonder the effort has made her absolutely insane.
So libtard of me.
Next, I’ll be trying to save the polar bears.

S.Luggo May 29, 2009 at 2:02 am

[re=326999]Mr Blifil[/re]: Without a doubt, Mister Islamo-Protestant.

gurukalehuru May 29, 2009 at 2:29 am

O.K., all this talk of nooses and mermaid legs got me to cast a second glance at the photo, and BRENDA STARR is right. The guy on the legs end is totally gazing longingly upskirt, as he presses her high heel enhanced foot firmly against his throbbing pecker.

Also, decora, my sweet little trolliekins, Hitler was a vegetarian, too. Also.

Go Figure May 29, 2009 at 2:48 am

Sung to the tune of Mother’s Little Helper (Rolling Stones)

What a drag it is being a Roman Catholic Priestess……

hobospacejunkie May 29, 2009 at 2:56 am

[re=326965]V572625694[/re]: Yes. Especially since the Liberal Arts/Humanities library was barely more endowed than my local city library branch back home. I started at univ. of texas, which has many faults but libraries are not one of them. So I go from having the PCL library at my disposal to whatever they called that small assemblage of books in Stewart Hall.

My first (of two) years I lived on the same block, one block down, from Harry’s/Chocolate Shop.

I still think about early hungover breakfasts at the Triple XXX diner.

I really enjoyed my two years there. I was a horrible student but I learned so much outside of class. Mostly that being from Texas doesn’t make me special. I learned to love Indiana, despite its many, many faults. And Chicago as well, only about 2 hours away. The night before our last final ever, me & a friend drove to Chicago, dropped acid, saw a Cubs game, then a Billy Bragg show at The Metro, then drove home around 2am. I got an A on that final.

Marquis de Villers-St-Paul May 29, 2009 at 4:03 am

What, she’s a Roman Catholic Drag Queen?

Uncle Bubba May 29, 2009 at 5:16 am

Oh I see through this. That’s not a Georgia Catholic Priestess. That’s not even a WOMAN. That’s RUSH LIMBAUGH IN DRAG. He is obsessed with BO and will do anything to be near him. Course the black lady get up scores high for imagination, but I have heard a number of people call Rush a big fat fag so maybe the costume is not such a stretch.

Bruno May 29, 2009 at 5:44 am

[re=326802]Jukesgrrl[/re]: “Selective Liberals” sounds more like a Microtrend. Keep up the good work and you can be the next Mark Penn. Which comes with all the ugly bits too, and I’m not just talking about being a tub of lard, but being owed millions from Hillz

BobLoblawLawBlog May 29, 2009 at 5:50 am

[re=326824]paintitblack[/re]: Well, sure. The poor thing obviously didn’t want to be embarrassed while screaming about how other people’s potential to marry could ruin her pot roast that evening.

tehbenton May 29, 2009 at 7:49 am

[re=326795]Turd Way[/re]: She’s not married Alan Keyes?

Beaufighter May 29, 2009 at 8:36 am

Relax, no one saw your creepy genitals.

Marlowe May 29, 2009 at 8:45 am

From the article:

“I was afraid you could see under my clothes,” she said, her voice choking up.

No, I’m choking up.
Ewww!

McDuff May 29, 2009 at 9:12 am

So, is Brenda Lee the black Bachmann or is Bachmann the white Brenda Lee?

Carrie_Okie May 29, 2009 at 9:16 am

Why come they di”n’t TAZE HER, BRO?

Jsab May 29, 2009 at 9:19 am
Lazy Media May 29, 2009 at 9:33 am

I’m impressed. I thought Herbert Dennard, the publisher of the Georgia Informer, was the biggest nutjob in Macon, but apparently he’s been recruiting new talent.

TGY May 29, 2009 at 9:40 am

Why? Why from Georgia all the time?

Godot May 29, 2009 at 10:41 am

[re=326863]decora[/re]: Isn’t impersonating a clergyman also a crime?

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 11:35 am

[re=326962]Mike Steele[/re]: Well, my dear, it’s one of those trick drawings where you either see a young woman or an old woman – you can’t see both at the same time. In this case, you can either see a noose (upper right corner) or a one-legged Priestess. I’m the kind of person who sees the noose.

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=327012]gurukalehuru[/re]: Hitler also interpreted “sacred texts” (the Vedas – which, btw, kick the bible’s goddamned ASS) to further his own personally warped world view.

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 11:46 am

[re=327051]Marlowe[/re]: Hey, if my Aunt can survive walking down the entire center aisle of her church to recieve the wafer-thin corpus christi during mass – all the while unaware that her skirt was tucked neatly INSIDE inside the back of her panty-hose, I certainly think you can live through this one, my good priestess.

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 11:53 am

[re=327065]McDuff[/re]: Brenda Lee is the shining example of what I’ve been advocating for the last 35 years of my life: Society should judge people according to STUPIDITY not color.
This woman needs to get the message that INTELIGENT LEADERSHIP is the new Black.

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 12:05 pm

[re=327070]Jsab[/re]: You were expecting one of us to confess?

AxmxZ May 29, 2009 at 12:15 pm

Barack Obama don’t like black people.

PsycGirl May 29, 2009 at 12:23 pm

Could Brenda Lee be the street name for Nadine?

Elm Hugger May 29, 2009 at 1:25 pm

[re=327197]Custerwolf[/re]: I see the guy getting sucked into the jet engine, way too much SciFi in my life……

Custerwolf May 29, 2009 at 1:34 pm

[re=327327]Elm Hugger[/re]: Just means you’re a visionary, my friend.

The Schadenfried PAC May 29, 2009 at 3:28 pm

[re=327221]Custerwolf[/re]: 35 years? Pfft, I’ve been advocating judging people by stupidity for…okay I forget, okay 15 years, that and judging them by their hoo-dee-hoos.

The Schadenfried PAC May 29, 2009 at 3:30 pm

[re=327024]Marquis de Villers-St-Paul[/re]: [re=327031]Uncle Bubba[/re]: Medea Goes to Airforce One.

zhubajie May 29, 2009 at 6:23 pm

[re=326936]j6n[/re]: Did it urge you to beware the Ides of March?

Zhu Bajie

zhubajie May 29, 2009 at 6:31 pm

[re=326901]DC Hates Me[/re]: Well, we’ve had Pope Joan,why not Pope Brenda?

Zhu Bajie

zhubajie May 29, 2009 at 6:36 pm

[re=326969]GaySailor[/re]: Talebangelicals despise Catholics.

Zhu Bajie

zhubajie May 29, 2009 at 6:42 pm

[re=327084]Lazy Media[/re]: Doesn’t Rev. Roosevelt Franklin live in Macon?

Zhu Bajie

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