Insane Press Lady Dragged From Air Force One Press Area

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Oh god this is too good: “The AP’s Christina Hoag reports that Brenda Lee, a reporter for the Georgia Informer, was dragged kicking and screaming from the press area near Air Force One at Los Angeles International airport (LAX) Thursday morning… KTLA reports that Lee is a self-proclaimed ‘Roman Catholic priestess.’ Lee claims she was attempting to deliver President Obama a letter urging him ‘to take a stand for traditional marriage.’” Ha ha ha WHAA?? There’s no such thing as a Roman Catholic priestess! Only Roman Catholic queens. Jesus. Just look at this insane clown having to be physically carried, by humans. Score another win for traditional marriage! Soon heterosexuals will all be DEAD. [HuffPo]

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139 comments

  1. 4tehlulz

    I’m sure she’ll have a nice career as a right-wing martyr, as well as having hot lesbian sex with Ms. California.

  2. Bearbloke

    Equal-opportunity wingnuttery, anyone?

    Just keep in mind that previous (Anglo?) presidents might’ve have the SS tackle her down, whereas Lord Obama’s Nubian Brotherhood Honor Guard merely dragged her gentle away, just like they’ve done with their mothers and grandmamas when those sweet ol’ ladies get a bit too “overwhelmed with the Spirit” during Sunday afternoon church services, just before they break for supper…

  3. Joshua Norton

    Brenda Lee? Didn’t she sing “Rocking Around the Christmas Tree”? She’s pretty chipper for being, what, 66?

  4. Jukesgrrl

    She’s down with women priests and black presidents, but the gay marriage, not so much. She’s from that new class of “selective liberals.” Call Nate Silver, I’m sure he can explain it.

  5. ThePerfesser

    “And the radio played that forgotten song
    Brenda Lee’s “Coming on Strong”
    And the newsman sang his same song
    One more radar lover’s gone.”

    Well, Brenda, guess that’s what happens when ya come on too strong. They drag your assaway!
    Or maybe this will be your big career break. They’re always lookin’ for minorities who fit in with the program at Fox. One or two jolts from the electrodes, and you’ll be right there!

  6. SayItWithWookies

    She’s part of a small but growing movement called Heretics for Orthodoxy.

  7. DeLand DeLakes

    Let’s hope the Catholic church keeps up with their precedent of taking women who claim to converse directly with God, and burning them alive.

  8. Texan Bulldoggette

    Ummm…I thought reporters were supposed to be objective about things like…the NEWS. What the hell is the GA Informer? Sounds like an LDS pamphlet…

  9. x111e7thst

    [re=326798]Custerwolf[/re]: I’m still miffed that I missed your avant -garde reference this a.m.
    Guess this is going to be my equivalent of a splinter.

  10. x111e7thst

    [re=326803]ThePerfesser[/re]: If I look hard I think I can make out the golden earring in her right ear

  11. Lascauxcaveman

    So to be clear:

    Traditional Hetero Marriage: absolute must-have
    Traditional Catholic Clergy: eh, not so much

  12. mollymcgwire

    [re=326803]ThePerfesser[/re]: Golden Earring win! The best thing to ever come from the Hague.

  13. paintitblack

    “I was afraid you could see under my clothes,” she said, her voice choking up… don’t worry, Brenda, just like “real” Catholic priests, no one’s lookin’ under dere…

  14. Turd Way

    St. Francis of Assisi walked between the Crusaders and the Egyptians and this is the best this Brenda woman could do? No wonder women aren’t allowed to be priests.

  15. mollymcgwire

    She was later heard to say, “I’m sorry, so sorry” but “Everybody loves me but you.”

  16. Texan Bulldoggette

    [re=326815]Bearbloke[/re]: OMG that was hilarious & I found out that Gladys Knight has a jewelry line.

    Their web site looks like someone of Ted Steven’s caliber has him a little side job.

  17. user-of-owls

    She’s from the Georgia Informer and Barry’s goons carted her off? It’s official, then: Stop Snitchin’ is the law of the land.

  18. Turd Way

    [re=326798]Custerwolf[/re]: I just now saw the noose. This woman is really the canary in the coal mine. Like Jim said, soon we’ll be DEAD, one way or another. The homofascists won, lets face it: all good things must come to an end, even vaginal sex and the human race.

  19. prototype

    Between this lady and the birther worldnutdaily reporter I think they need to get better security.

  20. NoWireHangers

    Fuck it, I’m just reposting what I wrote on Gawker for this one:

    Should Brenda Lee’s Southern Crazy Front ever meet an Alan Keyes Northern Crazy Front, the resulting Hurricane strength winds of Craze might be strong enough to uproot what little sanity remains in vulnerable parts of the country. A hail storm of aborted cabbage patch fetuses, dildos, and crucifixes would threaten the lives of millions.

  21. WadISay

    Roman Catholic priestesses no play-a the game, Roman Catholic priestesses no make-a the rules.

  22. decora

    SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

    HELP HELP IM BEING REPRESSED

    and witness how quickly the ‘liberals’ who are supposed to believe in free speech, will turn to mocking and derision of someone, whose only real, actual crime was attempted harassment. being a kook with strange ideas is not illegal, if it was , half he country would be in jail.

  23. Custerwolf

    [re=326863]decora[/re]: Since when is “attempted harassment” an “actual crime”? What the fuck is attempted harassment?? You’re either harassing someone or you ain’t. So I suppose the trial is adjudicated by twelve potential jurors?

  24. glamourdammerung

    [re=326863]decora[/re]: I was not aware that freedom of speech meant that one could not point out the person speaking was obviously mentally disturbed. Could you point out where that part is, because it seems to contradict the whole freedom of speech concept?

  25. Custerwolf

    [re=326876]decora[/re]: I’d knife her before she could make it past the arugula stand out front.

  26. shortsshortsshorts

    Hopefully she’s being teabagged in her cell right now— for freedom.

  27. cranky

    [re=326863]decora[/re]: oh no, you have the stupid! for no crime, she faced no legal sentence and no legal punishment, is that your problem.

    the derision is just from other citizens, equally allowed to be derisive, under the law, or UNDER THE LAW, though i doubt it will help you get the joke. it isn’t a sentence imposed by a jury, idiot.

  28. Custerwolf

    [re=326881]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Bitch probably thinks her goddamned period is a sign of the stigmata.

  29. SayItWithWookies

    [re=326876]decora[/re]: Ah — I have some characteristics in common with her, therefore I have essential characteristics in common with her?
    Not quite. I like my medicine from a medical perspective. And she’s essentially loopy.

  30. SayItWithWookies

    [re=326884]Custerwolf[/re]: That’s from when Jesus was crucified Exorcist-style.

  31. Custerwolf

    [re=326887]SayItWithWookies[/re]: It’s the ease with which she assumes she speaks for Gob that makes me want to put a choke-hold on her. Frankly, if she weren’t helping to poison the minds of the equally feeble-minded I couldn’t give two shits about her.

  32. Custerwolf

    [re=326888]SayItWithWookies[/re]: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww….I’m gonna need an old priest and a young priest.

  33. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    witness how quickly the ‘liberals’ who are supposed to believe in free speech, will turn to mocking and derision of someone

    There’s nothing like having completely unrelated thoughts at each end of a sentence.

  34. cranky

    [re=326890]Custerwolf[/re]: i don’t believe it, it is the ease with which you could become her that scares you.

    or maybe that’s me? — when i saw it on teevee this afternoon, i jumped up and ran out of the room, shrieking out both kinds of hysterical laughter.

  35. Custerwolf

    [re=326894]cranky[/re]: I don’t have enough melanin or ritalin to even come close.

  36. x111e7thst

    [re=326847]hobospacejunkie[/re]: You would have to saddleback. She is no doubt preserving her virginity against some future need.

  37. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    [re=326893]Custerwolf[/re]: True. She could have a fox-tail butt plug under that dress.

  38. cranky

    brenda already told the usa today that she just knows that the agent who started dragging her off has the gay. may brenda be interviewed everywhere by everyone for the next week, i’m working extra hours and need something carry me through, i will still love her tomorrow.

  39. problemwithcaring

    [re=326885]Squiggyfm[/re]: When I was a kid, I thought the only white folks who could be Catholic were priests.

    [re=326890][re=326876]decora[/re]: [/re]: Her ideas cockamamie. Her style, I agree with. I am sure any minute the Macon Crazy Daily site will crash from click throughs.

  40. DC Hates Me

    She’s an ambitious Priestess, maybe one day she’ll make Popess, Goddess willing.

  41. Custerwolf

    [re=326897]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: My money’s on ermine – it’s more popey.

  42. agentstinky

    Well I’ll just make my hilarious comment about Brenda Lee “Coming on Strong” and…oh fuck, someone beat me to it! Guess I can still be funny if I throw in a gratuitous HENGHH?

  43. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    [re=326902]Custerwolf[/re]: You’ve put far more thought into butt plugs than I have. Will you marry me?

  44. V572625694

    [re=326847]hobospacejunkie[/re]: You went, I see a few posts back, to the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette, IN? Me too! Holy shit — where did we go wrong?

  45. PsycGirl

    [re=326803]ThePerfesser[/re]: she’s clearly in the twilight zone.

    [re=326863]decora[/re]: Did it cross your mind that no one knew (or knows) what’s in that envelope?

  46. Naked Bunny with a Whip

    [re=326910]Custerwolf[/re]: Yay!

    Oh, crap. This is totally ruining my fantasy sex life.

    I want a divorce.

  47. EnBuenOra

    This lady is bat shit crazy. From her 2007 column for the shit publication the Georgia Informer:

    Rev. Brenda Lee Gives Thanks For No California Earthquake

    Several people have died in the California fires and their souls were required because death has taken them from this life into the next. One can choose to believe that one can be prayed into heaven after death, but it is stated, “It is once for a man to die and then the judgment.” Hebrews 9:27 (The souls of the dead were released from purgatory after the death and resurrection of CHRIST. Matthew 27:52-53)

    KTYM in Inglewood, California hosted a series of programs on the pending doom of California in 2006. No readings were selected in advance. Week after week the readings pointed to destruction. Not one minister came to support the program or stated that they had also been warned of destruction.

    Father James Ries of St. Mary’s Church recommended that the prophetess leave California to GOD, as the reading for the Fourteenth Sunday in Ordinary time/C Luke 10:1-12, 17-20 suggested, “We shake the dust of this town from our feet as testimony against you. But know that the reign of GOD is near.” Psalm 106 was the reading for the morning as the prophetess took the advice of the priest and others and left town.

    The Catholic Church, and powerful Californians who perverted the people had two months to enjoy their freedom. There was no talk of disasters and destruction. Everything was calm until the fires broke out…

    … One rejects all shots including Novocain at the dentist when one has been poisoned and one’s life has been threatened. Last week a dentist used a ray gun to dry a filling; it sent shockwaves through the body. Now there are headaches and pains that shoot from one side of the head to the other from time to time.

    It is the hope of some cowardly person or persons that these things will bring about a retreat. Not so!

    Another call is made to the Justice Department and a formal complaint will be written to President Bush asking for an investigation into the abuse by powerful people who have the means to make these things happen.

    There you have it!

    God punishes the Californians with fire because none of the local Catholic bigwigs paid enough attention to this “prophetess”, and in response the magical dentist conspiracy uses the laser to send “shockwaves” through her body and she demands the Bush Jr. administration investigate the powerful people who made all this happen.

    Gosh, it’s too bad this sane lady didn’t get to personally assault Obama. After all under Bush Jr. they never dragged away any journalists from anywhere, much less the crazy people. Never.

  48. animalmagnetism

    [re=326876]decora[/re]: I just tried to buy me some Dr. Bronner’s ta other day at the PCC, and it was GONE. WHAT AREN’T THEY TELLING ME?

  49. Custerwolf

    [re=326913]Naked Bunny with a Whip[/re]: Done.
    Let me know if you still wanna fuck sometime.

  50. Mahousu

    Could I just point out that not all of us heterosexuals are like Brenda Lee? Oh sure, some – well, a lot – ok, ok, most – are, but really, we do have normal, everyday people among us, too. So please don’t stereotype.

  51. A Better American Than YOU

    At the lowest point in my life, I worked for an agency that ran some Head Starts. Rev. Brenda Lee is the spiritual sister of the woman who ran that organization, though she may not have as many cats.

  52. facehead

    As much as we all like this new Riley person, I say you dump him and make Brenda Lee the new intern ASAP.

  53. Alpha O. Mega

    Why couldn’t Brenda have just thrown her shoes at the President like a normal journalist?

  54. j6n

    BarackObama – Some crzy bitch just tried to hand me a letter. WTF doesn’t she know I’m on twitter?

  55. Blender

    [re=326914]EnBuenOra[/re]:

    Damn, times have changed. Bush reserved his “special” press passes for teh gay hookers; Obama hands ‘em out to crazy church ladies.

    How fucked up do you have to be to get a press pass?

  56. hobospacejunkie

    [re=326911]V572625694[/re]: You went, I see a few posts back, to the Agricultural Training Institute in West Lafayette, IN?

    Class of ’88 my friend, double major in Communication & English. So yeah, I didn’t get a degree related to agriculture or engineering. Which I guess is no surprise because I went there to follow a womanfriend, not get an education. I got both, more or less. The woman & the education, but I learned more about anything & everything working on the school paper than in any classroom. Also, I slept through (skipped) a lot of classes because being on the swimming team made me sleepy.

  57. hpwilliams

    [re=326914]EnBuenOra[/re]: Wayyy to much information

    I have no reason to understand batshit crazy

  58. Origami

    Everything about this story is full of win.
    White boys being “over sexed”? Check.
    “Cossacks” being exposed? Check.
    RC priestesses that even the RC Church is like “Oh Gawd” about? Check
    Hero journalist? Check.
    Somehow involving OC winguttery? Check.
    An OC corespondent for a Georgian local paper? Check.

    No wonder journalism is doing so well.
    I want to know more about this woman and how I can support her cause.

  59. T. Way

    [re=326932]facehead[/re]: Yeah, then the Rumors on the Internet would be just like World Net Daily, which I find funnier anyway.

  60. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=326953]T. Way[/re]: World Net Daily is like some sort of relapse for an alky. For that reason alone it deserves to replace Noonan. Noonan is not a good drunk. She gets thrown out of the parties and finds a justification as to why the people at said party were wrong on a National basis. This is why so many Americans can relate to her.

  61. T. Way

    [re=326955]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Yeah, there is something anti-social about WND sort of like alcohol addiction, even though every article is about society. Sometimes a get the feeling it is written by sociopaths. Also, the absolute hucksterism of the advertising tells you something. They’ve got everything but magic dick growth pills.

  62. S.Luggo

    [re=326884]Custerwolf[/re]: My, aren’t we clever? It is all a matter of the First Amendment to the Council of Trent.

  63. Mike Steele

    [re=326916]Custerwolf[/re]: OK, I still can’t see the noose. But hey, I’m like the 100th poster here (took the family to dinner) and I’m the first one to notice from the picture that THE BITCH HAS ONLY ONE LEG. As Chairman of the RNC, I proclaim that our strategy is beginning to work. Not only have I heard from HUNDREDS of one armed midgets, We now have a place in the new big tent for One Legged Priestesses.

  64. V572625694

    [re=326947]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Oh my, I’m old and was in W Lafayette way before then; what they now call Liberal Arts was then “Humanities.” We had to study humanity because we didn’t have any of our own, I guess. It’s pretty weird to study artsy-fartsy stuff at a school like that, didn’t you find?

  65. GaySailor

    Get ready for the Talibangelicals to all scream, “See! See! That poor priestess got herself dragged away by Obama’s goons because she wanted to practice her First Amendment rights to hate on the fags! Handing the President a potentially anthrax laced letter was her First Amendment right us Talibangelicals were all screamin’ about when them gays wanted to stop us from expressing ourselves about gay marriage!”

    She looks like she is doing some SERIOUS wailing! I wonder if she ever tried handing the Pope one of those letters asking for him to consider allowing the women folk to be priestesses?

  66. GaySailor

    [re=326962]Mike Steele[/re]: Hey, I looked closer and thats not a LEG! Her lower limbs are fused together! She is a Roman-Catholic priestess mermaid!

  67. GaySailor

    I know what she is WHALING! “I came to hand Obama a word from the priestess of the order of the sorrowful gaping wounds, and you didn’t EVEN give me a chance to genuflect and LAWDS I practiced and practiced!”

  68. S.Luggo

    [re=326885]Squiggyfm[/re]:
    Billie Holiday, Al Roker, Ethel Waters, Lenny Wilkens, Allen Toussaint, Clarence Thomas …

  69. assistant/atlas

    TAKIN YER MEDICAYSHUN: UR DOIN IT RONG. ALSO, JOURNALISM: UR DOIN THAT RONG 2.

  70. ZorinZorin

    [re=326863]decora[/re]: I COMMAND YOU TO BE MY MINION FOR YOU HAVE NOW MASTERED THE SPELL OF CONFUSION!!!1! RAAAAwRRR!!!!

  71. assistant/atlas

    [re=326804]SayItWithWookies[/re]: That’s big out here in California.

    [re=326900]problemwithcaring[/re]: Actually, as with many occupations, we’re now importing browns to do that, too, since all of the nice old white priests had this problem..oh, let’s see…what was it? All I can remember about it is buttsecs, but I’m sure that’s just because I’m on Wonkette.

  72. S.Luggo

    [re=326980]Scarab[/re]: Right. I take it, by that qualification, you’re attempting to be ironic. Visit any household when the storm windows have to be changed.

  73. S.Luggo

    Give her a plus for breaking out of the Catholic Church’s [homo] male hierarchy. No wonder the effort has made her absolutely insane.
    So libtard of me.
    Next, I’ll be trying to save the polar bears.

  74. gurukalehuru

    O.K., all this talk of nooses and mermaid legs got me to cast a second glance at the photo, and BRENDA STARR is right. The guy on the legs end is totally gazing longingly upskirt, as he presses her high heel enhanced foot firmly against his throbbing pecker.

    Also, decora, my sweet little trolliekins, Hitler was a vegetarian, too. Also.

  75. Go Figure

    Sung to the tune of Mother’s Little Helper (Rolling Stones)

    What a drag it is being a Roman Catholic Priestess……

  76. hobospacejunkie

    [re=326965]V572625694[/re]: Yes. Especially since the Liberal Arts/Humanities library was barely more endowed than my local city library branch back home. I started at univ. of texas, which has many faults but libraries are not one of them. So I go from having the PCL library at my disposal to whatever they called that small assemblage of books in Stewart Hall.

    My first (of two) years I lived on the same block, one block down, from Harry’s/Chocolate Shop.

    I still think about early hungover breakfasts at the Triple XXX diner.

    I really enjoyed my two years there. I was a horrible student but I learned so much outside of class. Mostly that being from Texas doesn’t make me special. I learned to love Indiana, despite its many, many faults. And Chicago as well, only about 2 hours away. The night before our last final ever, me & a friend drove to Chicago, dropped acid, saw a Cubs game, then a Billy Bragg show at The Metro, then drove home around 2am. I got an A on that final.

  77. Uncle Bubba

    Oh I see through this. That’s not a Georgia Catholic Priestess. That’s not even a WOMAN. That’s RUSH LIMBAUGH IN DRAG. He is obsessed with BO and will do anything to be near him. Course the black lady get up scores high for imagination, but I have heard a number of people call Rush a big fat fag so maybe the costume is not such a stretch.

  78. Bruno

    [re=326802]Jukesgrrl[/re]: “Selective Liberals” sounds more like a Microtrend. Keep up the good work and you can be the next Mark Penn. Which comes with all the ugly bits too, and I’m not just talking about being a tub of lard, but being owed millions from Hillz

  79. BobLoblawLawBlog

    [re=326824]paintitblack[/re]: Well, sure. The poor thing obviously didn’t want to be embarrassed while screaming about how other people’s potential to marry could ruin her pot roast that evening.

  80. Marlowe

    From the article:

    “I was afraid you could see under my clothes,” she said, her voice choking up.

    No, I’m choking up.
    Ewww!

  81. Lazy Media

    I’m impressed. I thought Herbert Dennard, the publisher of the Georgia Informer, was the biggest nutjob in Macon, but apparently he’s been recruiting new talent.

  82. Custerwolf

    [re=326962]Mike Steele[/re]: Well, my dear, it’s one of those trick drawings where you either see a young woman or an old woman – you can’t see both at the same time. In this case, you can either see a noose (upper right corner) or a one-legged Priestess. I’m the kind of person who sees the noose.

  83. Custerwolf

    [re=327012]gurukalehuru[/re]: Hitler also interpreted “sacred texts” (the Vedas – which, btw, kick the bible’s goddamned ASS) to further his own personally warped world view.

  84. Custerwolf

    [re=327051]Marlowe[/re]: Hey, if my Aunt can survive walking down the entire center aisle of her church to recieve the wafer-thin corpus christi during mass – all the while unaware that her skirt was tucked neatly INSIDE inside the back of her panty-hose, I certainly think you can live through this one, my good priestess.

  85. Custerwolf

    [re=327065]McDuff[/re]: Brenda Lee is the shining example of what I’ve been advocating for the last 35 years of my life: Society should judge people according to STUPIDITY not color.
    This woman needs to get the message that INTELIGENT LEADERSHIP is the new Black.

  86. Elm Hugger

    [re=327197]Custerwolf[/re]: I see the guy getting sucked into the jet engine, way too much SciFi in my life……

  87. The Schadenfried PAC

    [re=327221]Custerwolf[/re]: 35 years? Pfft, I’ve been advocating judging people by stupidity for…okay I forget, okay 15 years, that and judging them by their hoo-dee-hoos.

  88. The Schadenfried PAC

    [re=327024]Marquis de Villers-St-Paul[/re]: [re=327031]Uncle Bubba[/re]: Medea Goes to Airforce One.

  89. zhubajie

    [re=326901]DC Hates Me[/re]: Well, we’ve had Pope Joan,why not Pope Brenda?

    Zhu Bajie

  90. zhubajie

    [re=327084]Lazy Media[/re]: Doesn’t Rev. Roosevelt Franklin live in Macon?

    Zhu Bajie

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