California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger simply does not care for the right-wing fatso losers who now dominate the GOP. Rush Limbaugh has probably already revoked Arnold’s party membership. Soon the entire Republican party will consist of this bloated buffoon on the AM radio and the commenters at Free Republic. And Schwarzenegger will be the “green energy czar” or whatever in the Obama Administration, the end. [CNN]
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Arnold never did like fat people.
When you can’t pop 90+ oxycontins a day and take regular Viagra-laden trips to Santo Domingo for sex with energetic cabanaboys, you get fat.
Yes, Ahanold, a large tent. Ya’ll need it to make shorts for Rush and Newt. They’ve outgrown the fat-man’s store.
“Hey, you, gorilla-man! We want to pump *clap* you up!”
Lowering the bar of political dialog one mangled syllabal at a time.
california uber alles
Rush carries it well, he doesn’t look an ounce over 580 lbs.
“Come on Limbaugh, throw away the whole rotisserie chicken, you don’t just want to eat the whole thing in three bites, you want to put the rotisserie spit in me, and look me in the eye, and see whats going on in there when you turn it, that’s what you want to do, right?”
Also, his first encounter with Limbaugh didn’t go too well.
Nicole Lapin is a castrated rabbit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lapin
[re=326481]OzoneTom[/re]: Especially when he dresses completely in black – you can’t tell him apart from Johnny Cash.
I would criticize Schwarzenegger for mocking the unfit, but at least it’s better than the traditional Austrian practice of loading them into boxcars.
California has a funny governator! Man, the Republicans in California better start trying to get serious about the problems facing them, or California will become even MORE of a third world country. See, we told’em they shoulda paid their taxes when the times were good…
Who wouldn’t make fun of Rush’s weight?
Not many people have their own Event Horizon.
This isn’t a denying Peter or a doubting Thomas, this is a false prophet.
[re=326441]Scrodd[/re]: Reasonable people judge a intellectual like Limbaugh by the canon of his radio ideas, not child sodomy; when will you liberals quit with your double standard?
[re=326482]norbizness[/re]: Yea, good point! I betcha Rush has a bunch of rotisserie chicken carcasses under his bed.
To paraphrase Dr. Cox, you are what you eat. Rush has apparently eaten another very fat man.
I’ve never even seen a tent big enough for a 650lb gorilla.
Am I the only one looking forward to K-Lo’s response?
and Nicole Lapin . . . DAMN!
As someone who has known the yearly humiliation of the Presidential Physical Fitness exam in school, I can only say that Arnold can bite my ass.
All this talk of pitching a big tent
Apparently, he is also minty-green tie czar -
“Look, are we going to plan a method of governing that the people will vote for and avoid financial catastrophe for our state, or are we going to spend the next 6 years thinking of a joke about Rush Limbaugh? If you’re not with me, get out of my office.”
Please stop posting about Rush Limbaugh, Ken. Too wide of a target. Seriously, what more can you say about a loud and dumb sex creep?
Where does CNN keep finding these pretty girls who are also experts in domestic and international affairs?
Republicans should be a big-tent party? Out out, damned heretic!
I wish I were Lapin her up.
The Pentagon is developing a sonic rifle that emits that anchor’s voice as a crowd dispersal device (the side effect that 12% of those in the sound field are annoyed into a coma).
“He’s flabby like butta. I wish I had a biscuit so I dip it his butt cheeks.”
The MSM will be scolding us soon, we made fun of Ruch and Cheny today, two wholly un-deserved guys…
WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!!1 THE ANIMAL HYUMAN HYBRIDZ THAT BUSH JUNIOR WARNED US ABOUT ARE HERE!!!!1
[re=326507]Nikolai Vsevolodovich Stavrogin[/re]: They get them out of the press pool, which is always filled with cavorting and splashing bikini-clad applicants.
Oh *SNAP*, girlfriend!
But who can resist making “lardass” remarks about Rush. He presents a large target, as it were.
Arnold: Governor of Wonkette ’10.
[re=326491]ManchuCandidate[/re]:
That explains those jets of radiation.
1. I’d do nasty things to that anchor. Just downright filthy.
2. Ahnuld is hilarious. California is shit, but at least the governor is entertaining as fuck.
[re=326503]Bypartizoa[/re]: and it is all talk from arnold, since we all know that the ‘roids causes shrinkage!
[re=326487]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Ahem: http://www.arnoldspeaks.com/uploaded_images/Arnold-709131.jpg
[re=326574]groove[/re]: You can start by tossing her overboard in a sewage teatment pond.
[re=326482]norbizness[/re]: Damn, I had forgotten how out-of-control-hot Sharon Stone was in the Total Recall days.
[re=326460]Fox n Fiends[/re]: I am governor Jerry Brown, my aura smiles and never frowns…
[re=326559]nbawriter[/re]: That would be great but he wouldn’t do anything, piss off every reader, bankrupt the site, and then layoff most of the writers to cut costs.
Leave Rush’s weight out of it. Everyone knows a cock in your mouth adds 10 pounds for the cameras.
[re=326611]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Would we all at least get a surplus certificate from the President’s Physical Fitness Council?
[re=326611]Hooray For Anything[/re]: You lost me at bankrupt the site. I supply the government cheese that is Jim Newell’s paycheck.
[re=326582]MzNicky[/re]: No! I know what’s on the other end of that link, and dammit, I’m not looking!
[re=326506]Turd Way[/re]: He was a hell of a president from ’92-’00?
[re=326621]norbizness[/re]: Nope, because in order to cut costs, he’d sell the President’s Physical Fitness Council to 24 Hour Fitness for a quick $10 so Newell could survive on ramen for at least a week. Seriously, we’re selling San Quentin State Prison to Disneyland or some shit.
When Rush takes a wide stance, people die.
Worked in the other thread, why not this one.
http://media.sacbee.com/smedia/2008/09/16/09/415-Total_Recall.standalone.prod_affiliate.4.jpg
Mind you this does not prove whether or not Arnold’s dick fell off as a result of his early weight training regimen. I leave that to the viewer to discern.
[re=326673]Hooray For Anything[/re]: No, Dick Cheney is buying San Quentin and putting in teh waterboard. If Hopey refuses to fight teh War on Terra, Dick will carry on by himself.
Holy God, Nicole Lapin has the hot and the stupid both. Which is a pretty fucking sexy combination, sez I.
[re=326870]CaliforniaMike[/re]: I like where you’re going. He could turn Guantanamo into some sort of chain prison, like the Applebees of Torture
Deer Roosh,
I’m am czary for da way I called you a vat go-reella but you zaw dat kliene struedel zat vas interviewing me?
I tapped it!
If you ver not zuch a nancy boy, you’d get it.
Ahnold
PS:If you don’t stop fooking wit Kali-Fornia I ville personally terminate your czarry gorilla azz.
[re=326928]Hooray For Anything[/re]: Remember, a Neocon has only two goals. Rule teh world and make lots of money.
In terms of tents, it always good if you have a right wing and a center. That’s just how tents should be made. That way everyone’s laying on top of each other.
[re=326948]CaliforniaMike[/re]: Rule the world and take lots of money.
Hahaha, you scamp. Not the joke you made (which was average), but the fact you wrecked that bitch, Kuh-lee-foh-nee-ya.
I seriously hope the Bush presidency and the Governator-ship of California both teach Americans the lesson that (a) one person can make a huge difference, once they’re in a position of power, and (b) affable idiocy should not be considered a qualification for public office.
Well, the 2 of them can maybe have make-up sex with illegally imported Cuban cigars
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