Obama Hollywood Hedonist Orgy Nets An Estimated $4 Million

That President Obama sure knows how to throw a party!Last night he entertained 250 of his favorite famous friends, plus "the entire Avant family" which we have never heard of, at a swank Beverly Hills fundraiser that featured coked-out midgets on swings and flying horse tricks.

Arlen Specter was there, too, shooting ping-pong balls out of his intimate bodily orifices for $10 a pop.

The event was a rousing success, because Hollywood superstars love nothing more than to be told that they are politically important and personally fascinating. They also love marinated artichokes, which were available in great abundance.

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