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May 28, 2009
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Don’t forget my cock shot ads as well. Many the hitz were!
Ken, how could you leave out SarahPAC? How could you?
I bought a copy of “Dad’s Awesome Grilling Book,” thinking it would have some great BBQ recipes. Turns out it’s a parent’s guide, outlining the latest enhanced interrogation techniques Dads can use to get their teenagers to fess up about where they had been the night before, if, and when, they’d ever taken the family car without permission, and who they buy their best weed from. It could actually be a pretty handy book.
Didn’t Campbell Brown stalk us forevrz?
Awww! Isn’t Newell’s pussy adorable? It’s not ginger, though!
Wonkette sponsors will never be confirmed after the DNA tests on the Coke-can pubes.
What you got I gotta’ get it put it in me…
Is that kitty available to gay marry? She’s sweet.
[re=326179]19kevin8[/re]: I came here to post this, but perhaps this page needs more keywords to make Her Paliness appear.
sarah, palin, 2012, republican, sarahpac, conservative, alaska, crazy, secession, teabag
Hey where the hell did the google ads box go
Cool. My alma mater is sponsoring ass fucking and teabagging!
[re=326216]Kinkster[/re]: oh yeah… trig, tripp, piper, bristol, levi, meth capital, also, also, also, also…
All the Wonkette sponsors are stupid and wrong! (Except SarahPAC)
But I love them all and purchase their products regularly, of course. (Except SarahPAC)
Wonkette – brought to you today by Sarah Palin, Twitter and the Kroft Wyler Industrial Cartel.
MMMmmm, at the risk of being banned, may I point out that “ad” is misspelled in the Blingee? Or perhaps that is LOL cat speak? If so, nevermindz.
[re=326256]BadKitty[/re]: ‘Add’ as in add-ition as in Myspace.
I thought this site was run as a public service, using NEA moneez.
kitty is cute.
[re=326208]bitchincamaro[/re]: Wonkette “is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing”.
meat.com can choke sanctimoniously on a organic, locally-sourced sprout. Jesus! Do I piss in their sorghum and soy milk?
[re=326262]WadISay[/re]: Isn’t Wonkette a branch of the Library of Congress?
This picture deepens my sadness over my missing cat. Is it wrong I’ve prayed that God will spare my cat and take Dick Cheney instead?
[re=326321]DustBowlBlues[/re]:
Many of us have prayed for the same thing.
Calico cats are under-represented on the Supreme Court.
[re=326462]GreyPanter[/re]: And smarter than Clarence Thomas.
[re=326462]GreyPanter[/re]: That’s a tortie.
[re=326321]DustBowlBlues[/re]: Wish I could help do God’s work. I’m still holding out hope for kitty, and I feel your pain. I’ll quit now before I get too sad.
Are your Palin and Newt ads pay per click? I click on them so I can feel like Robin Hood, giving to the poor by stealing from the stupid.
Never forget Campbell Brown!!
She was huge!
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