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Newell makes the gayest blingees about his cat ....Let us bow our collective heads in gratitude to the many fine sponsors who keep this Wonkette operation floating upon the terrible seas of democracy: YouBetYourHealth.com, PrescriptionForChange.org, Meat.org, Barbara Parker’s The Dark of Day, Naomi Novik’s Victory of Eagles, the all-new Newsweek, Christopher Davenport’s As You Were, UNC Business Essentials, and Dad’s Awesome Grilling Book. Want to reach Wonkette’s elitist readers? Click here to reach our friendly advertising representatives.


10:00 AM on Thu May 28 2009
By Ken Layne
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  1. Mr Blifil says at 10:02 am, May 28th, 2009

    Don’t forget my cock shot ads as well. Many the hitz were!

  2. 19kevin8 says at 10:06 am, May 28th, 2009

    Ken, how could you leave out SarahPAC? How could you?

  3. Custerwolf says at 10:14 am, May 28th, 2009

    I bought a copy of “Dad’s Awesome Grilling Book,” thinking it would have some great BBQ recipes. Turns out it’s a parent’s guide, outlining the latest enhanced interrogation techniques Dads can use to get their teenagers to fess up about where they had been the night before, if, and when, they’d ever taken the family car without permission, and who they buy their best weed from. It could actually be a pretty handy book.

  4. freakishlystrong says at 10:18 am, May 28th, 2009

    Didn’t Campbell Brown stalk us forevrz?

  5. Vulpes82 says at 10:27 am, May 28th, 2009

    Awww! Isn’t Newell’s pussy adorable? It’s not ginger, though!

  6. Come here a minute says at 10:37 am, May 28th, 2009

    Wonkette sponsors will never be confirmed after the DNA tests on the Coke-can pubes.

  7. bitchincamaro says at 10:38 am, May 28th, 2009

    What you got I gotta’ get it put it in me…

  8. SuperKitty says at 10:42 am, May 28th, 2009

    Is that kitty available to gay marry? She’s sweet.

  9. Kinkster says at 10:45 am, May 28th, 2009

    19kevin8: I came here to post this, but perhaps this page needs more keywords to make Her Paliness appear.

    sarah, palin, 2012, republican, sarahpac, conservative, alaska, crazy, secession, teabag

  10. Kinkster says at 10:46 am, May 28th, 2009

    Hey where the hell did the google ads box go

  11. superdave says at 11:07 am, May 28th, 2009

    Cool. My alma mater is sponsoring ass fucking and teabagging!

  12. 19kevin8 says at 11:10 am, May 28th, 2009

    Kinkster: oh yeah… trig, tripp, piper, bristol, levi, meth capital, also, also, also, also…

  13. Lascauxcaveman says at 11:14 am, May 28th, 2009

    All the Wonkette sponsors are stupid and wrong! (Except SarahPAC)

    But I love them all and purchase their products regularly, of course. (Except SarahPAC)

  14. Johnny Zhivago says at 11:16 am, May 28th, 2009

    Wonkette - brought to you today by Sarah Palin, Twitter and the Kroft Wyler Industrial Cartel.

  15. BadKitty says at 11:35 am, May 28th, 2009

    MMMmmm, at the risk of being banned, may I point out that “ad” is misspelled in the Blingee? Or perhaps that is LOL cat speak? If so, nevermindz.

  16. Custerwolf says at 11:43 am, May 28th, 2009

    BadKitty: ‘Add’ as in add-ition as in Myspace.

  17. WadISay says at 11:48 am, May 28th, 2009

    I thought this site was run as a public service, using NEA moneez.

  18. american mutt says at 12:11 pm, May 28th, 2009

    kitty is cute.

  19. Come here a minute says at 12:11 pm, May 28th, 2009

    bitchincamaro: Wonkette “is a fucking valuable thing, you just don’t give it away for nothing”.

  20. Jerk Cade says at 12:33 pm, May 28th, 2009

    meat.com can choke sanctimoniously on a organic, locally-sourced sprout. Jesus! Do I piss in their sorghum and soy milk?

  21. ALIVE! says at 12:35 pm, May 28th, 2009

    WadISay: Isn’t Wonkette a branch of the Library of Congress?

  22. DustBowlBlues says at 12:49 pm, May 28th, 2009

    This picture deepens my sadness over my missing cat. Is it wrong I’ve prayed that God will spare my cat and take Dick Cheney instead?

  23. DustBowlBlues:

    Many of us have prayed for the same thing.

  24. GreyPanter says at 2:09 pm, May 28th, 2009

    Calico cats are under-represented on the Supreme Court.

  25. DustBowlBlues says at 2:45 pm, May 28th, 2009

    GreyPanter: And smarter than Clarence Thomas.

  26. Custerwolf says at 2:49 pm, May 28th, 2009

    GreyPanter: That’s a tortie.

  27. Custerwolf says at 2:53 pm, May 28th, 2009

    DustBowlBlues: Wish I could help do God’s work. I’m still holding out hope for kitty, and I feel your pain. I’ll quit now before I get too sad.

  28. Dean Booth says at 3:19 pm, May 28th, 2009

    Are your Palin and Newt ads pay per click? I click on them so I can feel like Robin Hood, giving to the poor by stealing from the stupid.

  29. chascates says at 4:08 pm, May 28th, 2009

    Never forget Campbell Brown!!

    She was huge!

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