RedState Pillages Obama's BlackBerry In Search Of Conspiracy Booty
Fancy newspaper columnist Edmund Andrews wrote a book about why you should buy his book so the proceeds of his book can go to paying off his subprime mortgage. AIG gave it a AAA rating, which is why the entire universe has already pre-ordered on Amazon. [ Matt Taibbi ]
Back when Money Czar Henry Paulson ran things, you weren't allowed to leave a "working dinner" until you finished the box of Franzia Merlot that was duct-taped to your stomach. And then there was Timmy Geithner, the prude. [ Politico ]
Barack Obama has a secret caging list he keeps on his BlackBerry, which is used to disenfranchise Dodge Durangos and other Chrysler products. [ RedState ]
A pharmaceutical company has fulfilled an ancient Aztec prophesy -- and a more recent Bill Kristol prediction -- by tragically "sterilizing" marijuana in the form of a not-cool oral spray. [ Slate ]
John Yoo, the microphallus who wrote Abu Ghraib fan fiction for the Bush Administration, has mercilessly broadsided Sonia-Maria Sotomayor with his creative grammar: "credentials do not an excellent justice make." You should be expecting that royalty check in the mail any day now, Yoda. [ The Enterprise Blog ]