Royal Canadian Governor Eats Heart Of Baby Seal

JESUS CHRIST, CANADA. Wonkette Loonie operative "David" writes that where he lives, in Canada, "The Representative of Her Majesty the Queen has raised the profile of the Monarchy in Canada by grabbing the beating heart out of a baby seal and eating live on camera." It's true, she really does -- it's in the newspapers!

The Toronto Star ("The Josh Marshall of Lower Nutland") writes that Canadian Governor General Michaelle Jean "sliced off and sampled a piece of seal heart from the dripping carcass of a freshly slaughtered seal" at some local thing.

Watch damnit!

Is this Michaelle Jean's "Sister Souljah moment" on national security? 

[ Toronto Star ]