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Commenter and amateur vetter “SwanSwanH” makes this shocking discovery on that other thread about how John Ensign considers it his Constitutional duty to probe Sonia Sotomayor for any symptoms of Idiot Cancer. It appears that less than two weeks ago, Sen. Ensign twatted that “Night At The Museum 2″ was “better than the first one,” a declaration wrought with symptoms of Idiot Cancer. [Twitter]
A bunch of us unfortunately watched the first “Night at the Museum” movie this past weekend, and you know what? It sucks. It’s terrible. It’s below-average. In fact, it’s so gawdawful stupid bad, it’s amazing that any idiot in Hollywood approved a sequel. It’s just a crappy movie. If you see it floating around the cable haze–don’t watch it. Turn the TV off, and read anything; you’ll have a better time.
From the Republican base who brought you “Jim Gibbons”…
May 14 was a Thursday. Nice use of taxpayer-funded time, buttwipe.
‘Fraught’ with symptoms of idiot cancer. But, to be fair, my 7 year old enjoyed it.
I haven’t watched “Night at the Museum 2″ but, by default, it would have to be better than the first one, even if the projector broke.
“All the stars were there” at 7:18 P.M.? What, do the stars have an 8:00 bedtime?
Dear Sen. Ensign: can you say macaca?
loquaciousmusic:
No, but Olds do. He saw it at the movie equivalent of a Blue light special.
I know I said it earlier today, but I really can’t wait until all these people put their retirement moneyz in the Twitter IPO
Jim, you have to put that through the “Larry Craig” decoder as with all comments from Republican politicians or pundits:
Just saw the premier of Night at the Museum 2. Just went to a gay party at a Museum.
All the stars were there. Lots of naked butts in the air, begging for the buttsex.
It’s better than the first one . . . They reposition the glory hole.
very creative, Good bondage wear.
funny lines. Host was handing out cocaine.
Does he get free golf gear for saying something nice about it on the twitterz?
Just saw Coming To America on cable. Wonder if Soul Glow is what Sonia uses in her hair.
If they allowed only idiots to vet, only idiots would be vetted.
ManchuCandidate: Alternatively, maybe he attended the premiere with a bunch of young adolescents, another group who also have early bedtimes. Hey, he is a Republican, after all!
Ah yes, I thought that the 10 minutes where Ben Stiller was being slapped by monkeys was particularly well written.
Anyone who’s seen either of those movies and doesn’t have an annoying child who forced them to the theaters should jump into a live volcano.
It would appear that Sen. Ensign’s “I Love Lucy” flashbacks will ensure a speedy confirmation process.
thefrontpage: Read anything?
I suspect this is all related to the news that Republicans don’t realize Colbert is making fun of them.
Me see moobie. Idn’t dat gud? AAAAHHHHHH! I hate Twitter so much, I can’t take it anymore.
Oh, wow. wowwie wow wow wow.
wow.
also.
i saw the first movie while waiting in a room to be picked for jury duty (a blessing that is also bestowed upon california’s second class gay citizens). i suppose i’ll catch part two the next time the gods allow me to serve.
Thank goodness he’s letting his followers know this vital information. What if they had gone to Star Trek instead?
Twitter sucks moldy goat balls.
I had to sit through that shit with my 10 year old. The only decent laugh was when Ben Stiller got bitch-slapped by a couple of monkeys. Something about monkey-slapping tickles my toot-toot.
True Story - a guy I know got on an elevator with his dog. Ensign, who is a veterinarian, asked about the dog. The guy said the dog was sick. Ensign then proceeded to stick his finger up the dog’s ass.
Perhaps if she had gone to six colleges rather than just one, and shot racoons from a helicopter in Central Park, Republicans would be less concerned about her intelect.
The damn trailers for the first Night at the Museum were so unbearable that I can’t believe they made a sequel. On that basis, it must be better than the first one — although that’s like saying that your second helping of hairballs fried in gasoline was better than your first.
Capitol Hillbilly: And what did the Senator conclude upon wrecking the poor dog’s rectum?
Capitol Hillbilly: Larry Craig did a similar thing to my 8 year old nephew on an elevator.
I take it this means that Sen. Ensign sometimes hangs out at the Lincoln Memorial waiting for the statue to move. Maybe even catch sight of some marble bulge action.
Mr Blifil: Zing! I just sprayed my martini on my keyboard. What a waste of Bombay Sapphire!!
Capitol Hillbilly: Without a glove and some KY? My dogs would have returned the favor by performing an emergency hand amputation on the good doctor.
Ensign, who is a veterinarian, asked about the dog. The guy said the dog was sick. Ensign then proceeded to stick his finger up the dog’s ass.
The dog howled in agony.
“Well, his throat is OK”
Country Club Jihadi: That’s Soul Glo. I am an Eddie Murphy purists.
problemwithcaring: Noted, with thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktl6L3ZwvL4
LittlePig: THAT was beautiful!!
John should stick to expressing anal glands rather than cancerous opinions.
Alldat: No shit! Well, actually…
SayItWithWookies: Well, the second tour of duty is always less awful
I took my 4 year old over the weekend to see it, I’ve seen worse. Watching one of the Pokemon movies with my daughter was damaging to my psyche.
Sure he wants to probe her, but not in the fun way.
Speaking of dim Senators, I was once sued by a box of hammers for slander because I called John Cornyn dumb as a box of them.
And, of course, Ensign would be one of those people mortally offended by suggestions that Dubya was stupid just because he said stuff like “Tribal sovereignty means that; it’s sovereign. I mean, you’re a — you’ve been given sovereignty, and you’re viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore the relationship between the federal government and tribes is one between sovereign entities.”
Is there a right-wing intellect?