Mike Huckabee Will Not Let This Dancing New York Movie Star Ruin His Country

Hooray for America's first lady Supreme Court Justice and first Hispanic Supreme Court Justice and first overall Supreme Court Justice, Harriet Miers! No wait, Harriet Sotomayor. (Kathryn Jean Lopez?) Enjoy it while it lasts, Female Hispanics, because in three weeks she'll be forced to resign once it's revealed that she is actually Bill Ayers, and Obama will have to nominate George Whitington III instead. So, Sonia Sotomayor. What do we know about her? Mike Huckabee knows something! Her real name is "Maria." Scoop!

Why does Mike Huckabee write Statements, and to whom are they sent? Because he's our next president, and Ben Smith!

The appointment ofMaria Sotomayorfor the Supreme Court is the clearest indication yet that President Obama's campaign promises to be a centrist and think in a bipartisan way were mere rhetoric. Sotomayor comes from the far left and will likely leave us with something akin to the "Extreme Court" that could mark a major shift. The notion that appellate court decisions are to be interpreted by the "feelings" of the judge is a direct affront of the basic premise of our judicial system that is supposed to apply the law without personal emotion. If she is confirmed, then we need to take the blindfold off Lady Justice.—

Silly Mike Huckabee, not all Puerto Ricans are named Maria, like in that movie. Maybe.

 Huck comes out firing — at 'Maria' Sotomayor [Ben Smith]