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Tipster “paperpush” sends us news that at least one (1) new job has been created in the Bay Area. Green shoots, etc! Are you a right-of-center sort of thinker with mad writing skillz and decent hygiene? Read on.
The details:
Young Conservative Writer needed for start-up business.
You need to be young, politically conservative, full of energy, well-spoken, neat in appearance, and have a love for writing.
Tell a little about yourself (don’t have to be formal) by replying to the Craigslist link above, and please attach a picture of yourself, as well as a short excerpt of someting you’ve recently written.
Or, more briefly:
You need to be young … neat in appearance … please attach a picture of yourself.
And we thought that Craiglist had stopped posting dirty dirty sex ads for prostitutes.
Young Conservative WRITER needed (belmont) [SF Bay Area Craigslist]
You’re just upset because it’s so obvious they will only take male applicants, aren’t you?
I can fake everything but the conservative part.
Probably illegal, as it advertises age discrimination: “You need to be young…”
FYI “LAist: Apparently, the Prop 8 announcement will be announced on this CBS internet live feed at 10 a.m. PST: http://cbs5.com/cbsnewslive“
I think the beautiful lady on the gurney was a nice touch. I thought her stomach was a butt at first…
…please attach a picture of yourself. Well we all know what that translates to: “Hot studs only.” But the “WRITER” part, what could that really refer to?
hahahahahahhah. uncut viking cock.
I’m waiting to see if California will be able to use the tyranny of the majority to vote away the rights of the LGBT minority. I’m hatin’ on some Mormons today.
jbk12: Ahhh, that was just a silly typo. It was supposed to read, “You need to be white.”
Yeah, I see, you respond to the ad, then they ask you to text a sexy picture, then, before you know it you’re having unprotected sex with Larry Craig.
GaySailor: GOD I’M DYING RIGHT NOW WAITING.
“So, tell me” FAP “do you eat” FAP “Oysters or Snails?” FAP FAP FAP FAP
“writer” = lead in the pencil.
BillyClubb: pee in snow.
No, no! Not Ionesco’s Buttbelly Lady again!
GaySailor: And in fact that image is referred to colloquially around here as “Front-Butt.” Handsome, hengh?
Ah yes…our daily butt-belly post.
kthxbai…also: Or did they mean “Young Conservative WHITEY needed (belmont)”?
Any day I see Ass Belly is a good day.
Prop 8 stands, but the marriages already performed are still valid.
Every time I see that photo, which is far too often, I smell ass.
DemmeFatale: WITH a furry and midget, no less…
tunamelt: They upheld Prop 8, but also the existing same sex marriages. Ugh. Stupid California propositions.
Openly gay agenda (liberal): get married, be legal, contribute to society.
Closeted gay agenda (conservative): fool kids into humiliating sex.
tunamelt: Thank goodness they’ve saved my marriages! Well, actually I’ve been divorced twice, but still!
WTF CA??!!
I absolutely reek of hygiene. And because I spend my entire day showering, I have a standing order for those adorable little Rite As Rain spiral notepads - which come in very handy for moments when a brilliantly conservative idea pops into my head mid-douche.
Now can I please haz the job?
Must be able to read and write Toopid.
NoWireHangers: We’ll be voting on pointless propositions until an earthquake sends us tumbling into the Pacific. I expect to be voting on gay marriage again in three months, so I don’t even know why I pretend to really care anymore.
ManchuCandidate: WIN. God I love that scene. Laurence Olivier and, who was that, Tony Curtis? Sponging each other off in the bath? Mmm thanks for the little lunchbreak flashback there.
Custerwolf: You just keep bringing the incidental porn. Keep up the good work!
Young = too young to buy cigarettes
tunamelt: What is it with California and gay marriage? The whole state has collapsed and if there’s not flooded, it’s on fire. This is so much like Florida, (it’s on the ballot EVERY year), and is also either flooded or on fire…
V572625694: gut-butt?
Big Liver: I can fake everything but the “neatly dressed part.” Faking conservatism these days is easy– just yell “socialism” as much as you can, respond to every important economic issue with a call for lower taxes, bash gay people, and think there’s nothing wrong with teaching kiddies that dinosaurs and cavemen all hung out together.
freakishlystrong: I think it’s the sun tan oil rotting our brains.
Big Liver: Ha ha ha, but you haven’t been reading wonkette enough if you can’t fake the conservative writer part what with all the lessons we get from their top writers and thinkers.
It’s probably Savage; I heard he’s looking for a chauffeur.
This is a job for Ken, obvs.
Re: “And we thought that Craiglist had stopped posting dirty dirty sex ads for prostitutes.”
One of my favorite Moliere quotes seems to apply.
“Writing is like prostitution: First you do it for love, then for a few close friends, and then for money.”
I think the Consmarmitives are the first part is true, anyway.
Yeah, full of energy as in ‘protein’.
Mike Savage, Fred Savage, or Dan Savage?
Is that the lead singer for Cinderella in the cover photo?
Ok, please someone apply and post your pixxx and resume somewhere I can see it. I will DOUBLE their offer if you are really tidy and conservative in a closeted kind of way
That photo never fails to trigger my dementia. Thanks.
Is the photo Chris Hitchens? It’s too much to hope for that it’s Sean Hannity on vacation.
Zhu Bajie