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A bunch of kids from Virginia went on a field trip to get a tour of the White House, but they got there late, and the President had a play date with the Pittsburgh Steelers so the White House was closed and all the children cried, which was exactly what he wanted. [NBC Washington]
4:25 PM
on Fri May 22 2009
By
Sara K. Smith
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Haha! Cry brats, CRY!
Then he had them subjected to military tribunals and indefinite confinement…cuz that’s how he rolls.
well they should have been there on time
Next President O will travel back into the past and gay-abortion them.
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Well, if they really wanted to learn about the gay commie sex, they would have been on time!
Sadly, no adult with the 150 children on the bus had a cell phone to call the White House when they hit the usual DC rush hour traffic.
Clearly it’s all Obama’s fault as he is directly responsible for tour scheduling.
Also sad that there were no museums or such nearby as a backup plan for the day.
Fortunately Dick Cheney was hanging around the White House gate and entertained the children with his recitation of 9/11 horrors, beheadings and terrorist plots. The little brats won’t be leaving the house this summer.
I’m just waiting for the thoughtful discussion at the Corner between J-Lo and J-Go on how they were denied entry because they refused to say “There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his Profit.”
Damn it Obama. Don’t you know this is how Republicans get started? They start out as bitter little kids.
The office of Portland Mayor Sam Adams issued a statement saying, “This would not happen at City Hall. The Mayor’s office is always open to children.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Sorry, I meant K-Lo. It is so easy to get Kathryn Jean and the merged abomination with Jonah confused with each other.
Japanese school kids would have been there on time, hands washed, shirts tucked in, with hand-folded Origami cranes as gifts. God damn America.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: The Beast with two backs and a plethora of chins.
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NOOBAMA WIL NOW SEND THEM 2 REEDUBACATION CAMPS.
LIFE IS TOUGH KIDS. Be on time. Let this be a lesson to you.
Mr Blifil: If you love Japan so much, why don’t you just move back there!
Were they from the real Virginia or the pussified part?
I want to hear Boehner say, “today, we are all five year old children, weeping tears of rage at the president.”
Michelle didn’t welcome them in and give them cookies? WTF.
that’s what they get for assuming the obama white house runs on CPT. those budding little racists.
By “tard-y” children, do you mean the GOP?
[gasp] You mean Preznit Obama is not PERFECT & he chose to stick to a schedule!?!1!1
Socialisticismicalifragilisticexpedialadociousizer!
sarcasticusername: Church and Plantation Time?
Precious little Cameron and McKenna learned a hard lesson. Then they went back to eating their boogers.
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/05/22/heart-ache-white-house-cancels-kids-tour-to-host-steelers/
The kids could have learned an important lesson that day, unfortunately the adults emphasized their practiced ability to cry over spilled milk. Not one fucking kid would have given a shit had the adults not made such a fuss. I know how kids are. If the one woman had told them, “Oh well kids, let’s go get some ice cream instead,” they’d have trampled her whiney ass getting back on the bus.
They planned a trip to the White House for months, and the “adults” in charge couldn’t get the time right?
WTF? If they just wanted to drift in when they were in the mood, why didn’t they just take the regular tour?
And the folks in charge of this little jaunt have the nerve to be upset because The Leader Of The Free World couldn’t keep his entire morning open for them?
RightLies: Tardy is the first step of the journey towards full retard.
The comments on HotAir are, as always, hysterical.
“If NOBAMA had any class he’d have invited the kids to the event to meet the Steelers! Our national nightmare continues!”
Yeah, I’m sure the Steelers would have loved to share a room with 150 five-year-olds. Casey Hampton would probably eat a couple of them.
I love the parents claiming the tour probably can’t be made up before the end of the school year. Yes, kindergarteners have such busy schedules, what with the t-ball and the soccer and piano and the SAT study classes and whatever bullshit their folks have crammed into their overcrowded schedules. Stafford County is maybe an hour from D.C. on a bad day, I’m sure getting the little snowflakes back there is doable.
President Obama made little children cry?
DAMN I love this guy.
DC Local news is hilarious. Marion Barry - lol.
And I’m supposed to care because??????
Was Hopey McJesus himself gonna give the tour?
Oh? Really?
Then STFU, all of youse.
“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”
Plan B should’ve been the Smithsonian. Hell, they may have actually learned something; the kids too.
My elementary school periodically took us to the Carnegie Museum of Natural History or the Buhl Planetarium in Pittsburgh. Great times. I learned a lot, too.
This is EXCELLENT news … for John McCain!
Servo: Did you go to Heinz to get a pickle pin?
The Pittsburgh Post Gazette today (Sat) tells all about the Steelers visit to the white house -
and how, since James Harrison didn’t go, God made the family pit bull bite his little son.
http://www.post-gazette.com/steelers/
You are in charge of taking 150 five-year olds anywhere and you don’t have a cellphone on every bus for emergencies? Homeland Security should investigate this. Oh, wait, they are from Virginia. The adults were home-schooled. How many of the adults had loaded weapons on board these buses?
kapish: So they’ll be euthanizong his goddamned worthless ass right? I’m referring to Harrison, of course. Fucking STUPID fucking people. Hate em. The best way to find out if your dog (especially pitbulls) is okay with kids, is to have one then see if the dog eats it.
Custerwolf:
What you say makes perfect sense. The pit bull bit the mother too - when she tried to intervene.
But, Harrison will be back next year; not so, the dog. Hey, live & learn anat.
It’s funny that I didn’t even make the “tardy” = “late” connection when I scanned this yesterday. I saw VA and just thought “Oh yeah, baggin’ on the hillbillies again”…
This is not news. If anything, the whiny parents look like idiots. Then they run to the media because they thought the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA did something wrong when it was they who were almost an hour late? Self-entitled jerks. Their kids better get used to disappointment with them as parents.