• February 14, 2012

Typical behavior for a devil-chickenA bunch of kids from Virginia went on a field trip to get a tour of the White House, but they got there late, and the President had a play date with the Pittsburgh Steelers so the White House was closed and all the children cried, which was exactly what he wanted. [NBC Washington]

{ 40 comments }

NoWireHangers May 22, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Haha! Cry brats, CRY!

Delicious May 22, 2009 at 4:28 pm

Then he had them subjected to military tribunals and indefinite confinement…cuz that’s how he rolls.

danadevin85 May 22, 2009 at 4:30 pm

well they should have been there on time

ifthethunderdontgetya" May 22, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Next President O will travel back into the past and gay-abortion them.
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19kevin8 May 22, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Well, if they really wanted to learn about the gay commie sex, they would have been on time!

WIDTAP May 22, 2009 at 4:40 pm

Sadly, no adult with the 150 children on the bus had a cell phone to call the White House when they hit the usual DC rush hour traffic.

Clearly it’s all Obama’s fault as he is directly responsible for tour scheduling.

Also sad that there were no museums or such nearby as a backup plan for the day.

SayItWithWookies May 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm

Fortunately Dick Cheney was hanging around the White House gate and entertained the children with his recitation of 9/11 horrors, beheadings and terrorist plots. The little brats won’t be leaving the house this summer.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm

I’m just waiting for the thoughtful discussion at the Corner between J-Lo and J-Go on how they were denied entry because they refused to say “There is no God but Allah, and Muhammad is his Profit.”

Monsieur Grumpe May 22, 2009 at 4:45 pm

Damn it Obama. Don’t you know this is how Republicans get started? They start out as bitter little kids.

On the Border May 22, 2009 at 4:48 pm

The office of Portland Mayor Sam Adams issued a statement saying, “This would not happen at City Hall. The Mayor’s office is always open to children.

Lionel Hutz Esq. May 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm

[re=323429]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: Sorry, I meant K-Lo. It is so easy to get Kathryn Jean and the merged abomination with Jonah confused with each other.

Mr Blifil May 22, 2009 at 4:49 pm

Japanese school kids would have been there on time, hands washed, shirts tucked in, with hand-folded Origami cranes as gifts. God damn America.

ifthethunderdontgetya" May 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm

[re=323440]Lionel Hutz Esq.[/re]: The Beast with two backs and a plethora of chins.
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shortsshortsshorts May 22, 2009 at 4:52 pm

NOOBAMA WIL NOW SEND THEM 2 REEDUBACATION CAMPS.

prototype May 22, 2009 at 4:53 pm

LIFE IS TOUGH KIDS. Be on time. Let this be a lesson to you.

On the Border May 22, 2009 at 4:59 pm

[re=323444]Mr Blifil[/re]: If you love Japan so much, why don’t you just move back there!

WadISay May 22, 2009 at 5:00 pm

Were they from the real Virginia or the pussified part?

WadISay May 22, 2009 at 5:03 pm

I want to hear Boehner say, “today, we are all five year old children, weeping tears of rage at the president.”

bonghitsforjesus May 22, 2009 at 5:10 pm

Michelle didn’t welcome them in and give them cookies? WTF.

sarcasticusername May 22, 2009 at 5:15 pm

that’s what they get for assuming the obama white house runs on CPT. those budding little racists.

Accordion-o-rama May 22, 2009 at 5:20 pm

By “tard-y” children, do you mean the GOP?

DoctorCulturae May 22, 2009 at 5:25 pm

[gasp] You mean Preznit Obama is not PERFECT & he chose to stick to a schedule!?!1!1

Socialisticismicalifragilisticexpedialadociousizer!

SayItWithWookies May 22, 2009 at 5:40 pm

[re=323496]sarcasticusername[/re]: Church and Plantation Time?

Country Club Jihadi May 22, 2009 at 5:46 pm

Precious little Cameron and McKenna learned a hard lesson. Then they went back to eating their boogers.

http://hotair.com/archives/2009/05/22/heart-ache-white-house-cancels-kids-tour-to-host-steelers/

Custerwolf May 22, 2009 at 6:12 pm

The kids could have learned an important lesson that day, unfortunately the adults emphasized their practiced ability to cry over spilled milk. Not one fucking kid would have given a shit had the adults not made such a fuss. I know how kids are. If the one woman had told them, “Oh well kids, let’s go get some ice cream instead,” they’d have trampled her whiney ass getting back on the bus.

RightLies May 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm

They planned a trip to the White House for months, and the “adults” in charge couldn’t get the time right?

WTF? If they just wanted to drift in when they were in the mood, why didn’t they just take the regular tour?

And the folks in charge of this little jaunt have the nerve to be upset because The Leader Of The Free World couldn’t keep his entire morning open for them?

Custerwolf May 22, 2009 at 6:35 pm

[re=323557]RightLies[/re]: Tardy is the first step of the journey towards full retard.

imissopus May 22, 2009 at 6:37 pm

The comments on HotAir are, as always, hysterical.

“If NOBAMA had any class he’d have invited the kids to the event to meet the Steelers! Our national nightmare continues!”

Yeah, I’m sure the Steelers would have loved to share a room with 150 five-year-olds. Casey Hampton would probably eat a couple of them.

I love the parents claiming the tour probably can’t be made up before the end of the school year. Yes, kindergarteners have such busy schedules, what with the t-ball and the soccer and piano and the SAT study classes and whatever bullshit their folks have crammed into their overcrowded schedules. Stafford County is maybe an hour from D.C. on a bad day, I’m sure getting the little snowflakes back there is doable.

BadKitty May 22, 2009 at 6:51 pm

President Obama made little children cry?

DAMN I love this guy.

problemwithcaring May 22, 2009 at 7:02 pm

DC Local news is hilarious. Marion Barry – lol.

WickedWitch May 22, 2009 at 8:34 pm

And I’m supposed to care because??????

Was Hopey McJesus himself gonna give the tour?

Oh? Really?

Then STFU, all of youse.

Servo May 22, 2009 at 11:19 pm

“A lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.”
Plan B should’ve been the Smithsonian. Hell, they may have actually learned something; the kids too.
My elementary school periodically took us to the Carnegie Museum of Natural History or the Buhl Planetarium in Pittsburgh. Great times. I learned a lot, too.

lulzmonger May 22, 2009 at 11:32 pm

This is EXCELLENT news … for John McCain!

Jukesgrrl May 23, 2009 at 12:08 am

[re=323730]Servo[/re]: Did you go to Heinz to get a pickle pin?

kapish May 23, 2009 at 3:37 pm

The Pittsburgh Post Gazette today (Sat) tells all about the Steelers visit to the white house -
and how, since James Harrison didn’t go, God made the family pit bull bite his little son.

http://www.post-gazette.com/steelers/

Custersdeadhorse May 23, 2009 at 5:52 pm

You are in charge of taking 150 five-year olds anywhere and you don’t have a cellphone on every bus for emergencies? Homeland Security should investigate this. Oh, wait, they are from Virginia. The adults were home-schooled. How many of the adults had loaded weapons on board these buses?

Custerwolf May 23, 2009 at 7:27 pm

[re=323836]kapish[/re]: So they’ll be euthanizong his goddamned worthless ass right? I’m referring to Harrison, of course. Fucking STUPID fucking people. Hate em. The best way to find out if your dog (especially pitbulls) is okay with kids, is to have one then see if the dog eats it.

kapish May 23, 2009 at 8:58 pm

[re=323864]Custerwolf[/re]:
What you say makes perfect sense. The pit bull bit the mother too – when she tried to intervene.
But, Harrison will be back next year; not so, the dog. Hey, live & learn anat.

OzoneTom May 23, 2009 at 11:15 pm

It’s funny that I didn’t even make the “tardy” = “late” connection when I scanned this yesterday. I saw VA and just thought “Oh yeah, baggin’ on the hillbillies again”…

PancakeBreakfast May 26, 2009 at 12:51 pm

This is not news. If anything, the whiny parents look like idiots. Then they run to the media because they thought the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA did something wrong when it was they who were almost an hour late? Self-entitled jerks. Their kids better get used to disappointment with them as parents.

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