OMG International Terrorists Live In Colorado

 Well, this would certainly explain why Colorado is under constant assault from terrorist organizations seeking to free their own, and why the whole state has descended into a state of anarchy as Terrorist Cooties spread faster than the swine flu. "Thirty-three international terrorists, many with ties to al-Qaeda, reside in a single federal prison in Florence, Colo., with little public notice," announces theWashington Post.THANKS DUDES YOU JUST TOLD AL QAEDA WHERE TO LOOK. [ Washington Post ]