Wonkette
Everyone’s talking about Dick Cheney this, Dick Cheney that… well we have a foto, from operative “Norbert,” of the former Vice President giving what eyewitnesses are calling “a speech in Brampton, Canada” this morning. Just pathetic what this man has become.
Cheney loves being in bunkers, man-sized safes, coffins, and now dioramas of fine suburban homes.
Hey Norbert, are you stalking me? That’s too damn close to my undisclosed location.
I prefer headlines like “Dick Cheney Shot Dead In Milwaukee”.
Ha ha, Canada City is slowly being consumed by US America like an amoeba absorbs its food…
I call bullshit. The figure pictured is not in a wheelchair. There is no Zimmer frame evident. There isn’t even a black cape or an overarching air of menace. Obviously, then, this is GWB out shilling for the Canadian Homebuilders Industry.
take this slob and shove it
Quite the gangster lean.
This just goes to show that it’s always the wrong time for spotted Dick.
Nice chucka boots though.
Yuk, yuk. The sign says “W Economy”, with an arrow pointing to a mobile home.
Dick’s not the only pud heading for Canuckistan. This month finds both ex-Prexies Clinton & Bush The Dumber duking it out in a verbal bunfight in Torontown.
It has been promised that “Proceedings are expected to be civil, as former presidents usually only attack each other indirectly.” A coupla Mooseheads oughta loosen up “proceedings” and see Slick Willie take W. into the boards like a Phoenix Coyote auditioning for a gig in Hamilton.
I once had a spotted dick in Canada–never again!
If only Obama hadn’t canceled the F-22 program, he would have had enough paper-bag money so he didn’t have to pimp himself out like this
ManchuCandidate: Close to Brampton, hunh? my deepest condoleezences. I always thought you were from Manchuria.
You’ll all be glad to know I did not follow those arrows — it was almost certainly a trap where a bunch of street hustlers corner you in an alley and pelt you with acorns and socialized medicine.