6.66 Million On Unemployment, Because of the Devil

The good news is that new unemployment claims were down a bit from the previous terrible week. The bad news is that there were more new jobless people than dumb economists had predicted. The worse news is that we now have 6.66 million people getting unemployment benefits, which proves the Devil is not only a true thing, but He's here in America, having fun. Oh also millions more have just completely given up even looking for work, and their unemployment payments ran out long ago. [ Bloomberg ]