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Shouldn’t it be illegal to do this Child Pornography, in America? Call your local Sex-Creep Police 911 and report these people immediately. Death Penalty for all of them. [YouTube/Pharyngula]
SEX CREEPS
New Gay-Hater Ad Also Abuses Children
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“I’m confused, mommy - why are you such a hateful CUNT to Uncle Bill and his boyfriend?”
So, the subtitle for this video must be:
Gay Marriage:
It confuses children.
Child pornography is okay cause kids get that. It’s the confusing things that should be banned, like gay marriage and photosynthesis.
“Grandma, teacher says that if Grampa married a man, we should throw rocks at them both until they’re deaded.”
who will think of the children
wtf.
So this is how Gay Marriage threatens Straight Marriage … parents have to answer their kids’ questions. Got it. Thanks, Organization for Marriage!
oh noes! the children haz a confused!!
But how can hot girl on girl action be wrong when it’s portrayed so positively in all daddy’s porn?
So since NOM NOM NOM is apparently confused as to why teh gheyz should get married, does that mean they’re comparing themselves to children?
Solution: have smarter children. Or don’t indoctrinate them in the first place. You’re welcome, nameless podunk state.
I personally wish my father had been a nice women.
All the more reason to celebrate the disappearance of religion.
Oh man. Man oh man oh man is all I can say. These darling children are whoring for some freaking GOP PAC, and it is truly nauseating. They sure are better actors than the gathering storm zombies, though.
I personally wish my father had been a nice woman.
Whatever, gay uncles are always all the kid’s favorites, what with their baking the best pies and taking the kids to all the funnest parades.
A new way of thinking! Oh NOOOOOOOOES!
Only in wingnut land is “thinking” considered such an unpleasant, undesirable thing that you don’t even have to explain why this would be bad.
Yes, if laws promote equality, then we’ll have to teach our children not to be assholes. Think about it.
Your children will learn a new way of thinking?! What the hell! Let’s preserve the old ways of thinking — I want children to be taught that the world is flat, just as it appears; that the harvests are successful due to propitiation of the Sun God whose temple is on the mountaintop; that health is regulated by the body’s four humors; that women’s brains are too small and delicate to handle complex facts; and that marriage is between one man and one woman of the same race so long as the woman is a virgin and her father accepts the husband’s dowry. The Middle Ages — if they were good enough for diseased, ignorant swine with a 24-year lifespan, they’re good enough for me.
When abortions go wrong.
“if they were good enough for diseased, ignorant swine with a 24-year lifespan, they’re good enough for me.”
Well, if we can get back to that then the population problem will solve itself!
danadevin85: Republicans ALWAYS think of the children.
It’s the only way they can get it up.
My favorite is the girl with the striped shirt who is like “Adam and Eve? That is SO old-fashioned!” I can’t think of anything else that better summarizes how younger generations feel about gay marriage or homosexuality in general.
I take solace in the fact that eventually the people who made this ad will die of natural causes (Minneapolis bathroom cock-suffocation?) and those doe-eyed, “indoctrinated” kids will become voters who overturn Prop 8.
Ugh, you know, there’s something really disgusting about watching some poor kids, way too young to have any idea what they’re really talking about, used as these people’s hateful props.
The last ad was hilarious. This one just makes me feel like I accidentally walked in on a white supremecist meeting — you don’t really want that much insight into these people’s brains.
“Our children will be taught a new way of thinking.”
The horror.
“Mommy, teacher says…
… gay marriage is OK.”
… evolution is real.”
… global warming is real.”
… stem cell research is good.”
Please call the Governor and ask him to stop educating our children.
The Cold Sea: All the more reason to celebrate the disappearance of religion.
Yay!
billy rubin: I think she meant “Our children will be taught to think, which is indeed a horror for Fundies.
Hey, at least they’ve replaced the tired old “Adam and Steve” homophobe cliche with “Anna and Eve”. For fundies, that’s creative. By the way, the answer to both is that there should be no confusion; Adam and Eve is just a myth created by bronze-age goat herders who lacked actual knowledge of human origins, which was thoroughly disproven 150 years ago and should have been completely forgotten by now.
Hm, religion? Maybe it should disappear, yes.
billy rubin:
“Our children will be taught a new way of thinking.”
The horror.
Actually, if we can get children of the NOMs thinking in any way that would be an improvement.
Douchey beyond words
Kids say the darnedest things! when you make them say the darnedest things that is.
PS NOM ate my balls! NOM NOM.
So why did the girl in pigtails have all her speaking lines cut?
Grandma, my teach says if grandpa was a girl that’s OK …
Notice how the kids are talking to “Grandma”, not “mom”. DOM is clearly targeting the “old biddy with lots of time and a phone” demographic. Well, that and the “Grandpas resisting public school mandated sex change operations” demographic.
This “who will think of the children” bullshit is the same thing they pulled in CA to get votes against Prop 8. Prop 8 had nothing to do with children.I hate when conservatives take such cheap shots. Assholes.
Crank Tango: TeaNOMing?
The storm is coming, and I’m a homophobe.
Mahousu:
Obviously, she’s a Lesbian.
Mahousu: Instead of saying her scripted line, she said “Where did your pants go Mister?”.
Godot: HE SHOOTS HE SCORES
(With children)
Loving the comments from YouTubers. My fave: Goddamn gays, wanting to make our kids gay. If gays marry, they will send mind altering gay rays to your kids. Then your kids will be gay.
Let that be a lesson to all you kiddies out there: don’t get struck by mind-altering gay rays.
Hmmm, so all you folks posting are Gay ?
Not to mention; some of you must not get out of Town much, down heya in the South there is a Church for every gas station. Religion ain’t dead and it ain’t dis-appearing, sorry to dis-appoint.
If these kids are confused about love between people, JUST THEY WAIT until they learn about God’s love for Job. He loved him soooooooo much!
How funny! They actually include a cute kid who invoked Adam & Eve… and just one day after the whole Adam & Eve was kicked to its death AGAIN…
…by a 47,000,000 year old dead thing with a tail and opposable thumbs.
Kid # 1 needs to lay off the dairy and get those sinuses cleared up.
If I have to talk to my 82-year-old mother about tea-bagging, you can talk to your kids about teh gays, bitch.
This crap pisses me off, the exploitation of children is something that the gays do not do, yet the fucking hypocritical religious asshats will pimp out their childs and see nothing wrong. Like this won’t have any effect later in life for those children
Fuck the religious right
Ratt: Getting a nozzle in the back end doesn’t make it a gas station.
TGY: My solution: teach children critical thinking skills from an early age. And especially on Friday afternoons and Monday mornings so that they’re well-armed before going to Sunday school and can quickly be divested of any crap they learned therein.
Also, maybe it’s time those sadists who excuse all their actions because they’re in the service of a deity started paying some taxes.
If the Adam and Eve story is true, then does that mean that God wants brothers and sisters to fuck?
Chickensmack: Pat Robertson?
Chickensmack: Dammit science has no place when discussing the education of the childs.
That early model lizzard person was planted by the Franken people.
Ratt: … in the South there is a Church for every gas station
So like the ‘First Methodist Chevron’ and the ‘Southern Baptist Shell’ ?
billy rubin: bilirubin.
Fixed.
Accordion-o-rama: did he last eat leaves and a berry, lose a leg and go mudding in Germany? Yep, that’s him alright!
Ratt: It’s obvious you’re not from the South either. Elsewise you’d know that for every church on one corner, there’s a liquor store on the other, not a gas station.
Ratt: “Hmmm, so all you folks posting are Gay ?”
How the fuck does that follow from anything??? And as a matter of fact, yeah… Wanna hang out with us? We’re planning an orgy for later. Or should we go hang out with you at Red State, and tell your friends how much you enjoyed hanging with us degenerates?
So Mr. Layne, why did you cut the ending, when Shirley Temple sings “Be Optimistic and Smile!” and does a fabulous tap dance up the stairs with Michael Steele to a female impersonator nightclub ?
TGY: Couldn’t agree more. More abuse (of all kinds) has been perpetrated because of religion.
Ratt: And like the republican base is expanding by its elimination of the other than true “conseratives”, every follower can have their own personel church/ religion to grow the religious among us. More churches does not equal more religiousness just more differences between them and more intolerance of the others views. Eventually war will be declared on each other since one religion is more godly then the other one.
“Daddy, did you ever sodomize Mommy?”
“Why does Grandpa have a ‘wide stance’?
Mahousu: Because she’s a girl, silly; girls aren’t supposed to speak or have opinions, just train to be good wives and mothers.
Ratt:
Your way of typing is very dis-jointed. It makes me a bit dis-gusted to read it. What a dis-aster. I think I will dis-tance myself from you now.
Ratt: lolz. You think the south counts.
“Can you say, ‘cocksmoker’?”
*in Mr. Rogers’ voice*
Hey lay off Ratt, just like the GOP, they had their last hits in the early ’80s.
Ratt: “Hmmm, so all you folks posting are Gay ?”
Some are; the rest of us don’t hate our gay friends just for being gay.
“Religion ain’t dead and it ain’t dis-appearing, sorry to dis-appoint.”
Re-lig-i-on may not be dead, but it is shrink-ing. To-day fif-teen per-cent of Am-er-ic-ans have no re-lig-i-on, and that a-mount is only grow-ing.
Ratt: I got a blow job from a guy from Tennessee last weekend so maybe there’s hope? It was great head BTW.
Uneducated children are adorable. Especially the gender-confused boy or girl.
Ratt: Making fun of homophobes doesn’t mean we’re gay.
Does being from the south mean you’re an inbred cretin? Of course not. You could be a moron or merely a simpleton. See how that works?
Nothing is more adorable than children forced to parrot scripted ideological aphorisms under penalty of anal violation. Or was that the reward?
Ratt: Come to my neighborhood where you’ll find an abundance of two mommy households (along with a smaller subset of two daddy households). I double dog dare you to point out which kids are more fucked up, the ones touched by teh ghay, or the “normal” ones like the girl who’s mom was a mail order bride and whose divorced dad is a trust fund drug addict who didn’t have the wherewithal to change his daughter’s shoes after she had accidentally stepped in dog poop, he just let her wander around reeking of shit for two days during their weekend visit.
Well, crap, I used my best blackhole email address to register to a gay website. Oh the Irony.
Q-Elvis, you don’t know squat about the South, in Mt. Olive, Louisi-Yana it is dry. (ie, no liquor in town, the Alderman voted it out some 40 years ago)
Hey, I don’t care if you are Gay, you live like you want to live, and I will do the same.
And you better believe the South counts, last demographic the DNC did showed the Southern Constituency had all the guns and ammo.
Eightf’nCars, I have been reading Wonks site since the 2008 Web Awards came out, and have yet seen you make a sane post.
Where is teh Childrens Police? Ghertto muslin NoBama should takez these kids away post haste. Make them watch Project Runway “Clockwork Orange” style for, oh lets say, 36 hours. That would be fierce.
Ratt: This may not be the appropriate venue for getting action for your blackhole.
Well Suzie, sometimes grandpa wishes he married a man instead of that withered old crone you call a grandmother. You’ve eaten her cooking. If I had married a fairy, that’s what we called them in our day, if I had married a fairy at least I’d be able to get a decent meal around here once in a while.
Ratt: Two things:
1. I’m not sure why you keep capitalizing ‘Gay’ like the word ‘God’.
2. last demographic the DNC did… How do you do a demographic?
Anyway, keep up the good work reinforcing our stereotypes.
Ratt: Your arbitrary capitalization is making me stabby.
Ratt: I find it funny that Southerners think they have “all the guns and ammo.” I’ve lived in urban environments for quite a while and I know plenty of people with guns. Most of them are not supposed to have them either. Isn’t that like…quintessential “going galt” or something?
Ratt:
“And you better believe the South counts, last demographic the DNC did showed the Southern Constituency had all the guns and ammo”.
Now if they would just use those guns n ammo to kill themselves, we could sell the properties to the messicans and get some smart hardworking people down there.
Ratt: How do you do an entire demographic? Even the most prolific porn star/whore would find that hard to pull off.
Once again, I see the Southern Constituency does not have all of the grammar skills, nor does it know how to properly capitalize words.
SayItWithWookies: Do not blasphemy the Sun God, motherfucker!
Go Ratt! No really, go.
Ratt: Not advocating a war mind you, but, the south lost the last war and will never rise again, unless they want the northerners that don’t talk about the guns they got hidden, and I know a lot of them that are hidden, to show how much more accurate they are when shooting.
The south was played by the republicans to amass power and they fucked that up now didn’t they.
More churches do not mean more religion, just more differences between each faction.
If you haven’t figured out how to reply to the commentators try learning to read the bar with the posters name all the way to the end.
Who are you kidding Mr. B, all kids are a handfull, I still have a 7-year old at the house. Not to mention, just because you had the kid does not qualify you as a parent, you have to learn to grow along with the kid, and you better learn to say No.
But Hey, if Gays want to adopt kids and give it a try, go for it. Any Parent is better than none.
Ratt: i’m from the north and hate everyone south of the mason-dixon, funny thing is i never gave the south much thought until i was forced by necessity to live in dallas for almost a year, where i found lots of people obsessed with hating people from the north. after my experience in dallas i became a communist sympathizer and socialist thug. i,ve now recovered and rarely give the “south” so much as a thought.
Ratt: “But Hey, if Gays want to adopt kids and give it a try”
OK, who’s going to break the news to Ratt?
“I still have a 7-year old at the house”
STILL? You mean they haven’t taken that one away yet?
I agree that children need to be spared all this nonsense about gays loving one another and getting married, but the question no one seems to be asking is, what is the appropriate age for children to learn that gay men like to put their “thing” in each other’s butt?
Ratt: “Any Parent is better than none.”
HEATHEN! Your a GODDAM kweer-luvin’ Yankee pinko terrrist Muslin kweer demRAT commie fag! You shood be hanged and shot and get kicked otta Church cuz Jesus hates all yall Nig - uh, kweer-luvers from Taxachusets!!!1!
DeLand DeLakes: Tis true, tis true. My niece always knew that when Uncle Roscoe* picked her up after school, that meant a trip to get ice cream. Now she’s 25 years old and sends me cocktails on facebook.
*not his actual name
HP, we don’t hide our guns down heya, and every redneck in our Hunting Club can hit a deer at 400 yards, and that includes the Chil-lins.
Interesting to note though, one Lil Redneck Conservative shows up on your site and man look at the panties in a wade.
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“If you haven’t figured out how to reply to the commentators try learning to read the bar with the posters name all the way to the end.”
I don’t have time to reply to every swinging-dick in here, besides; judging by the comments you all think exactly alike. So much for liberal diversity, eh ?
queeraselvis v 2.0: OMG one of my good friends is gay and has the surname Ray and my kids love her!! Maybe that’s what the U-Tubers meant? How did they know? Do they have Gay Ray rays?
Also
The video demonstrates two common myths:
Kids are normally never confused.
Kids believe whatever their teachers tell them.
Ratt: you talk funny, not haha funny, stooooopid funny.
Ratt: No bunched panties - just target practice, with words. We save our bullets for real hunting and target-training, not “jes shootin’ at sum shit ‘cuz it’s Saturday night ‘n we ain’t got nuthin better ta do…”…
Ratt : look at the panties in a wade? Is that a new soft porn magazine?
Pretty much all of us pay taxes, work and/or go to school and think gay people have rights. Is that what you mean by all thinking alike?
I’m a born and raised Southerner, BTW.
Maybe so engulfinflames, but I am not the one in attack mode, now am I ?
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Ratt:
You are not a redneck nor a conserative,
you are a troll, although you may be little.
It can be fum poking the the one who pokes with a stick.
Once we realize we are picking on someone who rode the short bus it is no longer amusing.
Ratt: Careful there, Ratt. Your queer-ness is showing. Guys who bash teh gays the most are the most afraid someone will find out they like dick. There also seems to be strong evidence that dudes with big tires on their truck and talk about their “guns” have really small (pathetically, pitifully small) cocks. I can actually testify to that personally.
Hey, don’t shoot the messenger!
Ratt: What is a heya and what is panties in a wade? And, I don’t have a dick. Nothing you say makes any sense.
Ratt: Sometimes, I think I’m unfairly stereotyping when I talk about Southerners as if they are all a bunch of backwards, religion-addicted inbred morons. Thank you for reminding me that I actually am being perfectly fair.
Ratt: “and every redneck in our Hunting Club can hit a deer at 400 yards, and that includes the Chil-lins.”
By ‘deer’ you mean ‘queer’, dontya?
Mr Blifil: Ha! Trick question. They get anally violated either way.
Ken Layne: To hell with the sun god. If I had a dollar for every baby heart I sacrificed to that no-good, lying asswipe of a deity…
Ratt: Q-Elvis, you don’t know squat about the South, in Mt. Olive, Louisi-Yana it is dry. (ie, no liquor in town, the Alderman voted it out some 40 years ago)
That shows this fool is not a real Southerner. As a fellow Arkansan defined ‘dry county’: “a place where liquor is also sold on Sundays.”
And for what it’s worth
1) I am a natural borned Southerner
2) I have guns, and ammo
3) I teach shooting, and can assure you while most rednecks can claim to hit a deer at 400 yards, most of them cannot actually do so.
4) I, however, can.
5) Having been hetero-style married for over 25 years, I can assure you that ghey folks getting married does not threaten my marriage one iota, nor, as a good American, do I think what other folks do in their bedrooms is any of my damn business
6) I find President Ladysmith Barack X Hussein Stalin Obama to be waaay too right wing for my taste.
RoscoePColtraine: Somehow I doubt he’ll ever come Out of the Cellar Closet.
Ratt: Mt. Olive? Honey, please. That just proves you’re not from the South… you’re just in Baja Texas.
JMP: Genesis Chapter 1 we learn that the earth, and all it’s plant life were created before the sun and moon! Also, God finished created everything on the 6th day and rested on the 7th. Now those goddam astronomers are telling me that creation never stopped. Something about teh nebulae and “star nurseries.” I vote we burn the atheist telescopes.
Ratt: Hunting club.hahahahahaha
Ratt: Good. You are winning a tactical war against deer. If the deer shot back all you fat ass southerners would be on the protected species list.
No PsycGirl, I was pretty much leaning towards Socialist Liberal Ideology type stuff, sorry for the confusion. I was not suggesting everyone out here was Gay.
Hahaha, this site looks like I just poked a stick in an ant bed. I thought you Liberals were suppose to be tolerant, and we ain’t even mentioned the Messiah yet.
Ratt: Lurking here for a year or so? Then you’d know the comments hit the shitter here about the time the subject turns to guns and ammo. Why not take it out back and whack it for a while? And what’s with your retarded apostrophe key, anyway?
Ratt: You will be invaluable when the Deer War comes.
DC Hates Me: No, queers are smaller than deer. By “deer” he means “broad side of a barn.” And by 400 yards he means 25. And then you take a shot and draw the target around the bullethole.
Ratt: Don’t you have a GED to go cram for?
Ratt: I’m tolerant of almost everything. One thing I do struggle with are closet cased retards with small peckers.
Little dicked pussy boy says what?
Hey Ratt- you’re not the only redneck southerner with guns. Some of us gay/black/foreign/athiest/pagan/degenerate lovin’redneck southerners have guns, brains and a sense of fucking humor too.
Jebus. I hate it when inbred teabaggers act like claiming southern heritage is some magic fucking flag to wave at all them hippie libs.
Crab1: Please. You don’t need no GED to work at the chicken plant.
Jesus, don’t tell me you people don’t eat meat either ?
Q-Elvis, you seem like a smart fellow, goto Google Maps, type in Mt. Olive, La. It’s right next to Simsboro.
Lil Pig, I can meet you at the gun range in El Dorado, bring your best shooter.
Roscoe and HP, show me one post on this forum where I bashed a Gay.
Camaro Bitch, can you not count ?
Harmless, I also eat rabbit, squirrel, hog, brem, catfish, bass, wild turkeys, elk, moose, antelope(stringy, you have to ground it), shark, gator and rattle snake.
RoscoePColtraine: Damn atheist telescopes - seein’ galaxies that are millions and billions of light years away, when we know that we can’t see them since the light can’t have reached Earth in the universe’s 6000-year history. Satan must’ve put that light there to fool us.
Hmm, well now Roscoe-Pee-Coltrain, how would a titty pussy baby mama’s boy know if I had a small pecker or not ?
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Ratt:
1) you lurk for two years and then post on a website you believe is populated entirely by homosexuals
2) you seem preoccupied with allegedly self-descriptive stereotypes of the South that emphasize your masculinity (I’m a meat eatin, gun lovin, man, man, man, y’all, dagummit!)
3) your first post – after all that lurking – is about the gays
May I hazard a guess about your sexual preference, sir? I think you like the cock, no?
Ratt: “and we ain’t even mentioned the Messiah yet”
Uh, that’s because some of us know that your messiah is dead, and has been for almost 2000 years if he even existed in the first place - and he ain’t coming back.
Bonghitsforjesus, does your Parole Officer know you have access to a Computer ?
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Ratt: “Jesus, don’t tell me you people don’t eat meat either ?”
By ‘meat’ you mean ‘dick’, dontcha?
Ratt: Which messiah you talking about?
The dead jew: Jesus?
L. Ron Hubbards: Xenu?
Norse: Lifthrasir and Lif?
Greek: Mithrar?
The list is long could you help a poor ignorant pagen/ heathan/ goddess/ mortal with which one you subcsribe to
LittlePig: and you don’t wanna have a sense of smell neither, if you’re a goddam chickenhauler…
“If my dad marries another man, who will be my mom?” Um, stupid people, your mom will still by your mom. My mom married a guy that wasn’t my dad, and that didn’t change the fact my dad is my dad . . .
“Lynch Governor Call today!” Imagine the casting couch sessions those poor kids had to suffer through.
bonghitsforjesus: Maybe Ratt is on the right track, Bong. Instead of writing aspirational humoreques, maybe we should all just post pictures of our guns.
Ratt: Cuz I’ve fucked your type. You’ve got that “shamed I’m a dick smoker” written all over your splooge encrusted face. Now head on over to the interstate rest stop where you hope some dude will give you another facial.
Ratt: Some folk’ll never eat a skunk; but then again, some folk’ll, like Ratt-Troll, the slack-jawed yokel.
Ratt: I am not sure when I said anything about gays and you, are all the words getting you confused?
Ratt: What a fucking idiot. Some lesbians get inseminated, they don’t need to adopt they actually have the babies themselves. And they have been “trying it” for decades, some of the earliest two mommy household pioneers are grandparents by now. Guess what, not a single straight person suffered for even a nanosecond as a result.
My favorite was your response to the suspicion that you have a tiny dick. Dude, when you answer by saying “how would you know whether I have a tiny dick” that’s what is known in professional parlance as “an admission.”
Man, you guys are hoot, Cheers, I am gona go hang out with some Real Rednecks who married their cousins sister.
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DC Hates Me: I should also point out some of us also eat fish.
Mr Blifil: I think you scared the troll away, I is a sad
Vewol Mevemont: Ratt does Manly Things in Manly Ways in Manly Places, like the wide-stance stalls at the local Flying J, where he’s lookin’ for some ‘glory-us romance’…
Canuck13652: Shhhh, now. Don’t go telling that to the fundamentalists. Simple questions with obvious answers are more than their little brains can comprehend. Better that a video or a preacher or a politician tells them what to think.
One of my favorite tricks to pull on Christians of all stripes is to ask them if they believe that it is appropriate to expose America’s Children to the teachings of The Holy Bible in Sunday School.
They always fall into that trap, because they let their shock that anyone would suggest such a thing get the better of them.
The I relay to them the story from Genesis, Chapter One, of Lot’s daughters getting him drunk, fucking him and having kids by him.
At this point they know that they’re beat especially when I point out that if they were to teach Elementary School kids outside of any Church that Daddy fucking is OK they’d have their asses hauled straight off to jail.
The few rare ones try to argue that that is Old Testament stuff, to which I go into my War on Christmas mode and ask them how come I never see King Herod’s Slaughter of Innocents, where he killed thousands of newborn infants immediately after the birf of Baby Jeebus, depicted in any Nativity Scene?
You can imagine how much this pisses them off, but so far none of them has gotten physical with me though I can tell a lot of them did want to slug me into next week, what with me completely eviscerating the foundation of their belief with a few placed questions and Biblical Knowledge.
Try it sometime, it’s great for a cheap laugh, and it’s fun to watch people’s eyeballs pinwheel just like they do in cartoons.
hpwilliams: Nah he’ll come back soon and step all over his own Grand Exit.
RoscoePColtraine: I avoid the ‘hate-me-ima-Kweer’ types, but I once had a Bear from “A-rab, ala-Bama” who insisted on pitch-darkness while in bed… I was a bit disappointed since I picked him up in broad daylight, where we both liked what we saw well enough to hit the sheets… after ‘the deed’ was done, we showered together and fucked again there with plenty of light… so the whole ’sex in the dark’ stuff must just be some sorta Baptist hang-up…
Dustin de Wynde: Exactly. If you know what shit’s in the bible, you can easily tie a fundie in knots. It’s actually fun. Usually ends with them saying something like, that’s just not for us to understand, or, GOD’s ways are mysterious, or some other ‘I give up’ crap like that.
Ratt: “antelope(stringy, you have to ground it)”
Ratt sends the antelope to its room and disconnects the TV and internet. That’ll teach it a lesson (and tenderize it for stew.)
Mr Blifil: It was a shame he didn’t figure out the reply button so we knew what he was trying to educate us about.
It was to much work to back and figure it out.
Ratt: Yes, I am a “smart fella.” I’m also from Louisiana originally. Real Louisiana, way below Alexandria. So yea, I already knew where Mt. Olive was. It’s still in Baja Arklatex, and it still blows. Rather like you, I’m guessing.
johnnyrocket94158: In the immortal words of George Carlin:
“Fuck the children”
And for all the Repubs out there, he was speaking metaphorically. Not an admonition, a metaphor. You know, like the Adam and Eve story.
queeraselvis v 2.0: As a zealous and devoted son of Baton Rouge, it offends me when north Louisiana shitbirds presume to speak for all of Louisiana to say nothing of the entire South. This guy can be excepted, since he’s a troll and has probably never even been to Louisiana, as evidenced by his faux-cutesy spelling of what he imagines to be common Southern vernacular (see the spelling of Louisiana in his Mt. Olive speech and the appalling proliferation of hyphens and random capitalization). He’s probably just some jackass who has fellated himself retarded in a hundred truckstop bathrooms. Anyways, kudos to you for your valiant defense of Real Louisiana.
Bearbloke: Repression is a bitch, ain’t it? Doin’ it in the dark is sometimes fun if you’ve got some fantasy or role-play thing going on, but I suspect that wasn’t the case here.
Gallowglass: Can I just say that I got kinda hot when I saw that you used “excepted” in the grammatically correct way? Not everyone can do that. Well, maybe everyone here but in the real world, not so much.
How many of these little turdlets will turn out to be queer?
jetjaguar: don’t math problems also confuse children? also, theories about evolution?
Chuckie Jesus’ house, circa 1980:
“Hey Mom, how come you can’t marry Babs?”
“Because we’re both girls.”
“What does that have to do with it?”
Moral of the story: Eight year olds don’t give a fuck, really.
Moral of the story part two: GAYS HAVE BEEN PARENTS SINCE FOREVER, FUCKERS.
Ratt: “we ain’t even mentioned the Messiah yet”
I’m sorry did someone call Me? Oh hey, Ratt Bastard, you crusty old smegma flake - how are you?! Thanks for dropping in on us to display your pretend self-satisfaction and backwoods withdrawal. I do hope that sitting here a spell and poking at us like a retarded kid in front of a dead squirrel helps to stave off those hungry ghosts of self-loathing that haunt you, at least long enough for you to click on the saftey and take the gun away from your head. Anytime we can help, be sure to let us know.
RoscoePColtraine: “your splooge encrusted face”
That is the cutest fucking thing.
After the commercial was filmed, all the kids were given a copy of the book Heather Isn’t Quite Sure Whether Or Not She Has Two Mommies.
Ratt: You best take your Black Hole elsewhere… and take a shower.
It’s really simple: when little badmuthagoose was five, she asked me what gay meant. I said most men fall in love with women and most women fall in love with men, but some men fall in love with men and some women fall in love with women and those men and women are called “gay” or “homosexual.” (I was keeping it simple–she was five.)
She looked at me for a couple of seconds, then said “ok” and walked off. She’s a teenager now and thinks it’s ridiculous that gay couples can’t get married in all fifty states. Most of her friends seem to feel the same way. To them, they can’t understand what the big deal is. They have friends who are out in middle school and they don’t much bat an eye at it.
It really isn’t that bad to just be direct and answer your kids questions honestly and age-appropriately and without all the douchey prejudice, you farking idiot right wing assholes.
I’m confused. Is that a little boy prop or a little girl prop in the first frame?
Custerwolf: I would have put you on the list but I didn’t know that it was safe to let others know you were already here.
I think you scare the jeebus out of them when they just think about you.
Knowing your here would be too much for many of them.
hpwilliams: ‘preciate that.
These are even worse than those horrifying ‘TSN Olympic Spirit” ads. For those playing along in KKKanada. Nevermind…
Chickensmack: LEAVE JOHN MCCAIN ALOOOOOONE!!!!!1!
hpwilliams: Mithras was Persian, you insensitive clod. Adopted by large numbers of Romans. The Greeks didn’t need no stinkin’ messiah; they were already Greek.
badmuthagoose: Awww. You should call yourself “goodmuthagoose.”
hpwilliams: Bite your tongue! Being Lutheran in the South is enough to put me on edge (see: War, Thirty Years’). My little parish is only two blocks from the Southern Baptist Vatican, so when they come after the blood-sippin’, baby-sprinklin’, heathen kneelers, we’ll be the second to go (the Whiskeypalian cathedral is even closer).
badmuthagoose: We had a similar discussion, with similar outcome, with little PsycGirl. I don’t know why people think it’s a big deal.