Cooper Is Sorry For Scrotally Explicit Remarks

Remember that time like a month ago when a bunch of angry wingnuts revolted against our new socialist government regime by publicly performing sex acts involving human balls? On that sacred occasion Anderson Cooper made some silly crack about how hard it is to talk when you're teabagging, which was OFFENSIVE, and this past Sunday he had to tell an audience at UCLA that he didn't mean to "disparage legitimate protests." Millions of teabaggers mourned that he wouldn't stand up for them and their deviant sexual practices. Anderson Cooper is no Edward R. Murrow, that's for sure. [ TVNewser ]