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This National Council for a New America, what do they do exactly besides hold coffee klatsches in Alexandria and inflame the ire of conservative voters? Who knows, but they’ve sucked Newt Gingrich into their little borg, which means they probably have spare wives and free donuts on hand. [The Fix]
1:04 PM
on Tue May 19 2009
By
Sara K. Smith
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Wonder how long it takes the Repubs to get out of the woods. Took the dems almost 30 years.
Butbutbutbut according to the wingnuts,
Moderation is Futile!
Gingrich is not a cute newt. He is a glandular salamander.
kthxbai…also:
Be like the Blair Witch Project.
Plenty of crying, snot running down noses, panic, fear and in the end they find themselves on their knees at the mercy of some krazed hearing impaired fat assed kiddie diddler.
zenferret: and I was hoping to be first. Yeah like that could happen.
kthxbai…also: Well lessee, from the late fifties to the early eighties - closing in on fifty years.
The Democratic reptile, by that I mean James Carville, just wrote a book saying it’ll be about 30 years for the Democrats.
“…spare wives and free donuts on hand.”
But since both have holes Newt doesn’t know which are for eating and which for fucking.
Fun fact about Taricha newts of western North America: Eat one and you die. Period.
kthxbai…also: “took the dems almost 30 years” during that time do you recall much press, other than the standard ” far left elements have taken the party far to the left with their leftist radical positions that are so far from the mainstream that only a far left leaning college professor or communist agitator could support their radicle policies?
I just hope the Democrats will always have enough votes to overturn anything this fat SOB proposes.
It still remains somewhat unclear as to what the NCNA will do to help the Republican Party re-establish itself as a major power in the country.
Duh — lie. You’re welcome, and please address that check to SayItWithWookies.
Well I for one am not going to take that fucking gecko seriously until he starts wearing a suit. And who listens to a lizard with a foreign accent anyway? Great deals on car insurance you say? Well at least he is better than that stupid lady with her tricked out name tag and those incomprehensible commercials for e-surance. What does the animation have to do with anything again?
Oh newt gingrich! Fuck him.
ManchuCandidate: on their knees at the mercy of some krazed hearing impaired fat assed kiddie diddler
Sounds like the sort of experience a Real Republican would enjoy the hell out ofr.
Newt Gingrich?
http://people.wcsu.edu/pinout/herpetology/calleganiensis/bottom.jpg
A mud puppy!
engulfedinflames: typo, sorry i meant to say fuck the liberal media.
WHAT DO YOU LIBERALS THINK YOU ARE DOING? YOU CAN HAVE NEWT GINGRICH. HE IS A FILTHY LIBERAL ANYWAY. YOU CAN TAKE SPECTER TOO. IN FACT, YOU CAN ALL OF THE REPUBLICANS. ALL WE NEED IS BOBBY JINDAL WAVING THE FLAG OF VICTORY IN 2012. THAT IS ALL.
First Sarah Palin, then Newt Gingrich. Can Bill Clinton be far behind?
Newt deserves respect. He will be our next Presnit. He will crush Homey with his fresh ideas and personal integrity. He will renew our beloved Country.
And by 2012 he will have paid Bob Dole back.
god I hated that movie
i just turned on msnbc and michael steele is on the tube..is he resigning or something? hey editors, where is the liveblog???
I bet Newt is more like a toad - touch him too much and he’ll pee all over you.
mike steele giving press conference, where is the live blog?
zenferret: FOra math major I suck at math.
zenferret:
He’s lower than foxhole fungus.
I saw Newt on the street a few months ago, Fifth Ave. in Manhattan outside the Fox Studios. Standing there waiting for his limo. He is monstrously fat, fat in a way that Michael Moore could not envision. Thing is he’s fat from the neck down. Watching him on TV you would never guess that he’s well over 300 lbs. His azz was so fucking huge I had to make sure I didn’t get to close as I passed lest I be consumed by the gravitational vortex from which there is no escape. Seriously, the dude is fat.
Newt’s a moderate in the sense he wants to put welfare mothers’ kids in orphanages, as opposed to salt mines.
ManchuCandidate: “Plenty of crying, snot running down noses, panic, fear and in the end they find themselves on their knees at the mercy of some krazed hearing impaired fat assed kiddie diddler.”
Do you mean a different one than Rush Limbaugh?
Mr Blifil: In high school he wanted to play football but they could not find a helmet big enough to contain his fat head. I guess the other kids called him mean names and that’s why he turned out the way he did.
Mr Blifil: It’s true. a google image search reveals no photos that aren’t either bust, facial or otherwise letterboxed.
how does it feel newt? you’re too fat for film.
Mr Blifil: That’s pretty fucking funny. But what I really want to know is… How fat is Newt Gingrich?
So what? They had one meeting. Newt’s a broke dick, like Napolean after Elba “Able was I, ere I saw Elba” and so forth.
And Dick Cheney’s favorite Republican is…. drumroll please..
http://www.governmentalityblog.com/my_weblog/2009/05/dick-cheneys-favorite-republican.html
“…they’ve sucked Newt Gingrich into their little borg…”
After criticizing Trekkies, Wonkette went on to incorporate Star Trek ideas into their political blog. In an entry entitled “Newt Gingrich Joins Traitorous Bans of Republican Moderates,” Wonkette editor Sara Smith likened Gingrich’s political shift to being assimilated by the Borg, a race of cyborgs on Star Trek with a hive mind. The good news is that in every single encounter with the Borg normal human beings have triumphed. That bad news is that somebody out there is wearing a red shirt today. Sorry, dude.
KEWT NEWT
That is all
Mr Blifil: A repug AND a glutton? Who ever heard of such a thing! I thought it was a democrat that invented the fried twinkie.
ManchuCandidate: Damn, I missed your moderation is futile comment. I was wondering why nobody seized the subject owing to the typo.
shortsshortsshorts: Isn’t Jindel a Mexican or something? In 2012 we will enthrone our new Queen Sarah, who will allow us to get our Hummers out of Acorn Parking Camps for Gas Guzzlers and drive them up and down the most “sensitive” rivers in Yellowstone while shooting at the animals and environmentalists.
Does Newt know the change is being delivered in a tea bag?
Newt going moderate? Let the fetus harvesting begin.
19kevin8: How fat is he? We drove into the drive-in and he didn’t have to pay
because we dressed him up to look just like a Chevrolet
this only means that these tards must be raising some substantial funds
can alan keyes be far behind?
Capitol Hillbilly: Name-calling might have done it, but my bet is it has more to do with playing football without a helmet.
19kevin8: Johnny Zhivago: He’s an Indian…….the “from Indian” kind, not native. You know, the kind that ride magic carpets, worship cows and are almost always doctors.
Ooops sorry Kev…….didn’t mean to reply to you. I know, I’m such a newbie.
The joke goes something like this: A jew, a catholic, a morman, and a baptist walk into a pizza parlor in northern Virginia…
I don’t know how much Gingrich will be able bring any ideas to the Republicans as Obama doesn’t appear to have any weakness for interns.
Cape Clod: All we got where I live in NoVa is African Muslins and Vietnamesers.
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