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Freedom Fries!SCREW YOU, MUSLIMS! The Supreme Court ruled today that Bush Administration officials cannot be sued for polices that led to 700+ Muslims in the United States being “arrested, roughed up and locked in a maximum security prison” after the 9/11 attacks. So, John Ashcroft and Robert Mueller are free to continue plotting against us. [LA Times]

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23 COMMENTS

  1. Now that Muslin Barry Hussein can start persecuting Christians that get in his way! Protesters at his next college speech, no prison for you… got some good ol’ time anti-Christian treatment for you: Fed to the lions at your local zoo! (it is part of his bailout/stimulus package for zoos, free food for carnivores)

  2. Anti-Semitic white glove wearing animal with a half-black half-white face? Who likes children a little too much? What does MJ have to do with this story? Also.

  3. We’ve got your blanket SCOTUS decision right here.

    “It should come as no surprise that a legitimate policy directing law enforcement to arrest and detain individuals because of [fill in the blank] would produce a disparate, incidental impact on [fill in the blank].”

    Just fill in the blanks, microwave for 3 minutes, and out comes piping hot jurisprudence!

  4. So I’m assuming we’re free to continue discriminating against them as well?
    I’ve been shouting at anyone I see with a hat or scarf on their heads.

  5. Ah, the Bill of Rights — our declaration of inviolable rights that the government can never take away. Unless the Attorney General gets his knickers in a twist, and then it’s all Muslims report to detention camp. Here’s a hint, guys — change your name to Exxon and incorporate before the next terrorist attack. You’ll be just fine.

  6. So I assume highly successful Japanese internment camp concept played some role in this decision.

    By the way, can any one arrange a ‘special’ junket for Ashcroft and Mueller to Yemen or Syria? I think they could have a very entertaining visit arranged for them. Oh, and there are a few others this can be arranged for as well

  7. Genghis Khan was born clutching a blood clot. Good thing more signs like this don’t happen or Obama would declare a War on Fetuses.

  8. If I would have known what I do know, I would have totally gone on a raping and pillaging spree back in 2002-2003 because I could have argued that it would have been reasonable for me to go on a raping and pillaging spree due to 9/11 and the Supreme Court would have been okay with it.

  9. Whew. As long as there was no racial profiling going on, I guess we did the right thing, then.

    This is why, on 9/12, I put my mattress right on the floor, so that Ashcroft & Co would not have to personally check for towel-headed boogiemen under the bed. I moved the porn stash, too.

  10. [re=319511]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: Oops, I should have noted that I was quoting the concurring opinion of Justice Thomas.

  11. Scalia: “Look, Islam isn’t a race so this obviously isn’t racist. So shut your whining towelhead mouths.”

    Thomas: “If this was racist, I’d obviously have a problem with it since I’ve been told I’m black. Also – what Joe Pesci there just said.”

    Roberts: “We didn’t waterboard them to death and THIS is the thanks we get? The nerve of some people.”

  12. When’s the next time the SCOTUS all fly on a plane together? And can we alert the guy who made Wellstone’s crash look like an accident? Tell him we’ll triple any offers he gets. I smell court packing!

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