Mike Huckabee Writes Poem About How He Wants Nancy Pelosi To Resign
Hmm, what are the Republicans acting outraged about today? The usual -- Obama offended the Hunchback of Notre Dame, Biden said something about his basement, Nancy Pelosi is a California lady who has an important job, etc. There are probably Twitters on all these important subjects! But, as the Twitter fad seems to be fading faster than the new Tom Hanks movie about terrible airport paperbacks, the GOP's hundred warring factions need a new way to scare off the rest of America. Hmm, what's something that's destined for failure even when theprosdo it? Poetry!
Mike Huckabee, remember that dumb guy? We thought he gay-married Chuck Norris at the Alamo when it seceded back to Mexico, but we do not readWorld Net Dailyenough to say for sure. One thing wedoknow is, like every has-been on Earth, Mike Huckabee has a personal website that's all about Mike! For example, you could donate money to Mike, right on Mike's website. Everybody likes to donate money, to Mike!
Also, jesus fucking christ, he has posted a "poem" about how he wants Nancy Pelosi to, uhm, resign, we guess from Congress? Why are southern white men angry at Nancy Pelosi, that woman, today? BECAUSE OH MY GOD THAT LIBERAL LADY says the CIA -- which hides everything it does and was run bypsychopathsfor the past eight years under the direction of an actual hell monster who, to this day, is still braying in bug-eyed joy over his proud role intorturingpeople -- didn't tell her all the details of the illegal torture it was doing, to people.
Mike Huckabee is so upset about this that he wrote a terrible gay abortion of a poem or a limerick or fuck even knows what he was attempting, and you can read it, if you hate yourself. Here's a sample:
If forced to believe whether the CIA and her colleagues in Congress are lying;
Or it's Speaker Pelosi whose credibility and career is dying.
I believe in the integrity of the men and women who sacrifice to keep us safe;
Not the woman who has been caught flat-footed, lying to our face.
I say it here and I say it rather clear-
It's time for Nancy Pelosi to resign and get out of here.
Palin-Huckabee 2012!
Fancy Nancy [Mike Huckabee]
UPDATE: More and more the timeline is raising the question of why, if the torture was to prevent terrorist attacks, it seemed to happen mainly during the period when the Bush crowd was looking for what was essentially political information to justify the invasion of Iraq.