Cheney’s Secret Bunker Was … In His Basement?

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Bunker/abbatoir, actually.Well, this is rather confusing news! Apparently at that Gridiron Club dinner, the one where President Obama “pulled a Cleveland” and didn’t show up, Joe Biden blabbed some thing to his dining companions that he should not have blabbed. Unbelievable, no?

He mentioned that there was an actual fancy underground lair beneath the Naval Observatory, where “his most trusted aides were stationed” “when Cheney was in lock down.” (But where did Cheney go?)

Depending on which whose reader comments you look at, this news about the bunker is either not news at all, or it is a felony breach of national security. And the VP either hides under his house like a common hobo during national emergencies, or he just hides his advisers there, or the whole lot of them go to some cave in Pennsylvania. Either way, it’s hard to see how the terrorists don’t win.

Biden Reveals Location of Secret VP Bunker [Fox News]

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