• May 26, 2012

Important Information: Terry McAuliffe Backed Clinton In The 2008 Primaries!

by Sara K. Smith  

Maniacal boozebag sociopath clown.Little-known fact: Virginia gubernatorial candidate and beloved Clinton pimp Terry McAuliffe spent the first half of 2008 dancing around Hillary Clinton like a court jester on meth, going on morning talk shows and doing shots of rum and laughing right along with his hosts about how wink wink Hillary was totally going to be president, even though not enough people voted for her in the primaries. He was the most underminey best friend in the WORLD.

But forget about that, because Hillary Clinton who? Terry McAuliffe is President Obama’s number one fan!

Every Democrat on earth supports the president, particularly all the ones in heavily Obama-leaning states like Virginia, so the Democratic primary here is shaping up into a contest of who loves President Obama the most.

Brian Moran has the natural edge because he did not appear on every major news show in the world last year talking about how awesome Hillary Clinton was, but whatever. Does he have to rub it in?

The Moran campaign is hoping a new 60-second radio ad running on black radio stations in Virginia will remind African-American voters — likely to be a crucial voting block in the June 9 Democratic primary — of McAuliffe’s full-throated support for Clinton.

“Terry McAuliffe may have a lot of big money for his campaign, but don’t let that hide the truth,” the ad’s narrator says. “The truth is, Terry McAuliffe led the campaign that ran the ’3 a.m.’ attack ad against Barack Obama. McAuliffe worked to put up the ads that questioned Obama’s ability to be president.”

Virginia politics, man. Crazy nonsense empathetic!

McAuliffe blasted by rival for supporting Hillary Clinton [Political Ticker]

{ 26 comments }

Red Zeppelin May 18, 2009 at 10:59 am

Get a Brain, Moran!

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 18, 2009 at 11:06 am

McAuliffe’s deep-throated support for Clinton.

/fixed

effinHel May 18, 2009 at 11:09 am

Why can’t we all just get along?

Come here a minute May 18, 2009 at 11:10 am

THERE are also certain high officials in the State Department who approved these ads — mole much?

germansteel May 18, 2009 at 11:20 am

McAuliffe/Palin 2112

VeganBolagnaSucks May 18, 2009 at 11:22 am

He should of added”Terry McAuliffe is also a Jimmy Buffet fan”.

If I heard that,I’d move to Virginia to vote against him for that reason alone,true or not.

germansteel May 18, 2009 at 11:24 am

Maybe I meant 2012, I don’t know.

Bypartizoa May 18, 2009 at 11:25 am

I expect he will create an alter ego named “T-Mac” and respond with some freestylin’

Mr Blifil May 18, 2009 at 11:27 am

To Terry’s credit, however, he has thus far never been caught sticking a cigar in anyone’s cunt.

Sussemilch May 18, 2009 at 11:30 am

Terry McAuliffe grew up in New York, home of Alex Rodriguez. A vote for Terry is a vote for steroids in your drinking water.

magic titty May 18, 2009 at 11:34 am

[re=319119]Sussemilch[/re]: Hey, as a New Yorker, currently on steroids, I resent the implication. Alex Rodriguez’ home is in Miami.

Custerwolf May 18, 2009 at 11:38 am

[re=319108]VeganBolagnaSucks[/re]: I thought the same goddamned thing.
[re=319118]Mr Blifil[/re]: He was smart. he told his women to just suck it up.

Sussemilch May 18, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=319126]magic titty[/re]: That’s the steroids talking obviously. You won’t find that kind of crazy in Wisconsin. You metro guys up there – *cough* *HACK* *cough* … ah, ‘scuse me. Sometimes the BGH backs me up a bit.

bago May 18, 2009 at 11:40 am

Who amongst us is not a maniacal boozebag sociopath clown?

Lascauxcaveman May 18, 2009 at 12:05 pm

[re=319130]bago[/re]: So what you’re saying is we’re all qualified to be Gov of Virginia?

Cool!

Cape Clod May 18, 2009 at 12:09 pm

If I was in Virginia, I would vote for the ginger for governor. Prop comics like McAuliffe tend to make poor leaders.

TGY May 18, 2009 at 12:29 pm

[re=319108]VeganBolagnaSucks[/re]: Perhaps he’s just wastin’ away again in Margarittaville?

Woodwards Friend May 18, 2009 at 1:04 pm

Wait Terry McAuliffe was serious about running for Governor of Virginia? I hope the Republicans nominate George Allen to run against him. That would be a super fun time of FAIL!

Hart88 May 18, 2009 at 1:18 pm

That had better be a bottle of Virginia Gentlemen he’s holding up.

tehbenton May 18, 2009 at 1:59 pm

He was just on one of our local NPR shows an hour ago, babbling about green JAAABS and how he installed solar panels on roofs in Central VA to promote said JAAABS.

As if JAAABS wasn’t enough evidence that he’s a dirty foreign, he pronounces “roofs” as “roughs.” OUT, OUT, INTERLOPER!

Filthy Crapcan May 18, 2009 at 2:10 pm

[re=319130]bago[/re]: Nobody. Er, everybody? *burp*

torera May 18, 2009 at 2:37 pm

well if I lived in Virginia I would totally vote for McAuliffe because I was a natural born Hil supporter but it was the 3 a.m. ad that swung me to Obama. Shit yes I want the One answering the phone.

Scandalabra May 18, 2009 at 8:05 pm

Who except Barry would have the natural genius to realize that appointing Hillary as our Diplomat-in-Chief would be the best way to get her to STFU?

problemwithcaring May 18, 2009 at 9:05 pm

I hope this stupid shit actually works – run out all the old bitterz!

S.Luggo May 18, 2009 at 11:12 pm

Could be worser:
http://www.spinner.com/2009/05/15/nbc-news-brian-williams-premieres-britunes-with-deer-tick/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spinner.com%2F2009%2F05%2F15%2Fnbc-news-brian-williams-premieres-britunes-with-deer-tick%2F

Alessandro May 19, 2009 at 12:57 am

This is an embarrassingly bad topic. To just go along with reverse racism in the state of Virginia as if it is something else is lame.

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