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AMERICA'S RUM-SOAKED CARPETBAGGING CLOWN

Important Information: Terry McAuliffe Backed Clinton In The 2008 Primaries!

Maniacal boozebag sociopath clown.Little-known fact: Virginia gubernatorial candidate and beloved Clinton pimp Terry McAuliffe spent the first half of 2008 dancing around Hillary Clinton like a court jester on meth, going on morning talk shows and doing shots of rum and laughing right along with his hosts about how wink wink Hillary was totally going to be president, even though not enough people voted for her in the primaries. He was the most underminey best friend in the WORLD.

But forget about that, because Hillary Clinton who? Terry McAuliffe is President Obama’s number one fan!

Every Democrat on earth supports the president, particularly all the ones in heavily Obama-leaning states like Virginia, so the Democratic primary here is shaping up into a contest of who loves President Obama the most.

Brian Moran has the natural edge because he did not appear on every major news show in the world last year talking about how awesome Hillary Clinton was, but whatever. Does he have to rub it in?

The Moran campaign is hoping a new 60-second radio ad running on black radio stations in Virginia will remind African-American voters — likely to be a crucial voting block in the June 9 Democratic primary — of McAuliffe’s full-throated support for Clinton.

“Terry McAuliffe may have a lot of big money for his campaign, but don’t let that hide the truth,” the ad’s narrator says. “The truth is, Terry McAuliffe led the campaign that ran the ‘3 a.m.’ attack ad against Barack Obama. McAuliffe worked to put up the ads that questioned Obama’s ability to be president.”

Virginia politics, man. Crazy nonsense empathetic!

McAuliffe blasted by rival for supporting Hillary Clinton [Political Ticker]


10:56 AM on Mon May 18 2009
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Red Zeppelin says at 10:59 am, May 18th, 2009

    Get a Brain, Moran!

  2. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 11:06 am, May 18th, 2009

    McAuliffe’s deep-throated support for Clinton.

    /fixed

  3. effinHel says at 11:09 am, May 18th, 2009

    Why can’t we all just get along?

  4. Come here a minute says at 11:10 am, May 18th, 2009

    THERE are also certain high officials in the State Department who approved these ads — mole much?

  5. germansteel says at 11:20 am, May 18th, 2009

    McAuliffe/Palin 2112

  6. VeganBolagnaSucks says at 11:22 am, May 18th, 2009

    He should of added”Terry McAuliffe is also a Jimmy Buffet fan”.

    If I heard that,I’d move to Virginia to vote against him for that reason alone,true or not.

  7. germansteel says at 11:24 am, May 18th, 2009

    Maybe I meant 2012, I don’t know.

  8. Bypartizoa says at 11:25 am, May 18th, 2009

    I expect he will create an alter ego named “T-Mac” and respond with some freestylin’

  9. Mr Blifil says at 11:27 am, May 18th, 2009

    To Terry’s credit, however, he has thus far never been caught sticking a cigar in anyone’s cunt.

  10. Sussemilch says at 11:30 am, May 18th, 2009

    Terry McAuliffe grew up in New York, home of Alex Rodriguez. A vote for Terry is a vote for steroids in your drinking water.

  11. magic titty says at 11:34 am, May 18th, 2009

    Sussemilch: Hey, as a New Yorker, currently on steroids, I resent the implication. Alex Rodriguez’ home is in Miami.

  12. Custerwolf says at 11:38 am, May 18th, 2009

    VeganBolagnaSucks: I thought the same goddamned thing.
    Mr Blifil: He was smart. he told his women to just suck it up.

  13. Sussemilch says at 11:40 am, May 18th, 2009

    magic titty: That’s the steroids talking obviously. You won’t find that kind of crazy in Wisconsin. You metro guys up there - *cough* *HACK* *cough* … ah, ’scuse me. Sometimes the BGH backs me up a bit.

  14. Who amongst us is not a maniacal boozebag sociopath clown?

  15. Lascauxcaveman says at 12:05 pm, May 18th, 2009

    bago: So what you’re saying is we’re all qualified to be Gov of Virginia?

    Cool!

  16. Cape Clod says at 12:09 pm, May 18th, 2009

    If I was in Virginia, I would vote for the ginger for governor. Prop comics like McAuliffe tend to make poor leaders.

  17. VeganBolagnaSucks: Perhaps he’s just wastin’ away again in Margarittaville?

  18. Woodwards Friend says at 1:04 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Wait Terry McAuliffe was serious about running for Governor of Virginia? I hope the Republicans nominate George Allen to run against him. That would be a super fun time of FAIL!

  19. Hart88 says at 1:18 pm, May 18th, 2009

    That had better be a bottle of Virginia Gentlemen he’s holding up.

  20. tehbenton says at 1:59 pm, May 18th, 2009

    He was just on one of our local NPR shows an hour ago, babbling about green JAAABS and how he installed solar panels on roofs in Central VA to promote said JAAABS.

    As if JAAABS wasn’t enough evidence that he’s a dirty foreign, he pronounces “roofs” as “roughs.” OUT, OUT, INTERLOPER!

  21. Filthy Crapcan says at 2:10 pm, May 18th, 2009

    bago: Nobody. Er, everybody? *burp*

  22. torera says at 2:37 pm, May 18th, 2009

    well if I lived in Virginia I would totally vote for McAuliffe because I was a natural born Hil supporter but it was the 3 a.m. ad that swung me to Obama. Shit yes I want the One answering the phone.

  23. Scandalabra says at 8:05 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Who except Barry would have the natural genius to realize that appointing Hillary as our Diplomat-in-Chief would be the best way to get her to STFU?

  24. problemwithcaring says at 9:05 pm, May 18th, 2009

    I hope this stupid shit actually works - run out all the old bitterz!

  25. S.Luggo says at 11:12 pm, May 18th, 2009

    Could be worser:
    http://www.spinner.com/2009/05/15/nbc-news-brian-williams-premieres-britunes-with-deer-tick/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl2|link2|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.spinner.com%2F2009%2F05%2F15%2Fnbc-news-brian-williams-premieres-britunes-with-deer-tick%2F

  26. Alessandro says at 12:57 am, May 19th, 2009

    This is an embarrassingly bad topic. To just go along with reverse racism in the state of Virginia as if it is something else is lame.

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