• May 27, 2012

Limbaugh: I Was An Addict, And Democrats Are Like The Hobbits In That Movie

by Jim Newell  5:53 pm May 14, 2009

The Rush Limbaugh program is a very entertaining program, it’s true. This segment with a caller is funny enough when he’s explaining to her what an addiction is like, and how the liberals are all “addicted to power,” whereas he was merely addicted to a tasty opiate. But then, after an awkward few seconds of silence around the 4:00 mark, he asks, “Did you see the Lord of the Rings movies?” Amazing. “I don’t remember the name, the character we never saw, desperate to get his rings back? Zoron-Zoron, whatever his name was? He had an army, HE HAD AN ARMY… the guy was miserable, couldn’t get the rings back.” [Media Matters]

{ 156 comments }

Joshua Norton May 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm

He and Paula Abdul should form a support group about how to keep it together while you’re on the air.

Cicada May 14, 2009 at 5:59 pm

Yes, the DEMONcrats are all Sauron’s minions. Are you surprised?

I’ve always suspected that Pelosi is an orc.

Bearbloke May 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm

Fat fuck says “what”?

Mr Blifil May 14, 2009 at 6:00 pm

He. Did. NOT. Do. That. Did he? Compare himself to Sauron? Was he FUCKING high?

Lascauxcaveman May 14, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Hoo-boy, Rush. Do NOT eff with Sauron.

(I’m pretty sure he’s the guy who signs your paychecks.)

Mista Eko May 14, 2009 at 6:01 pm

Botching Gollum’s name is permissible for non-nerds. But to confuse an all powerful unblinking red eye entity with a gangly royal we speaking cave dweller as the metaphor for “absolute power corrupts absolutely” is just plain embarassing.

Did this guy sit through the movie all strung out on……nevermind.

charlesdegoal May 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm

So is Rush likewise miserable? Not getting the message? Addiction is a cunning enemy of life. Get your ass over to a meeting.

gilgamess May 14, 2009 at 6:05 pm

We own the car companies and we’re still not happy. Gee, I really thought that was going to do it too.

Rosalindavenue May 14, 2009 at 6:06 pm

First– this is the first time I have listened to this fat sack of shit for more than 20 seconds in 5 years (Thanks XM!!). Second, he’s still about as intellectually coherent as Miss South Carolina. E,g, Democrat Bloggers are powerless but their addiction to power is what keeps them going. Eh? Also. Third, who the fuck is he talking about in Lord of the Rings? The major ring addict is Gollum, and he’s addicted but he ain’t powerful. Fifth, Jesus, the call screeners only let through the stupidist boot-licking toady callers. Sixth, I bet he wishes he’d chosen another analogy instead of addiction.

snideinplainsight May 14, 2009 at 6:09 pm

If he says “Zoron-Zoron” too many times, he’s going to invoke Second-Life Helen Thomas and her halfling army, and then he will be sorry.

forgracie May 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm

ME PRECIOUS!!

chascates May 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm

FAIL

WadISay May 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm

Zorin was the villain, played by Christopher Walken, in the awful Bond flick A View to a Kill. He wanted Silicon Valley, which is actually already owned by the Dems, and seems to make them pretty happy.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 6:11 pm

That is the first time I have ever listened to Rush Limblob speak. I now think less of American society than I did 7 minutes ago. I gotta go hit the head so I don’t puke on my keyboard.

SayItWithWookies May 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm

[re=317134]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Eh — Sauron’s just an entertainer.

Giant Robot May 14, 2009 at 6:12 pm

Ha ha ha. We de-bwatched his culture. As if.

lmj May 14, 2009 at 6:13 pm

Making fun of an obese drug-addled insanatic is uncivil.
I am suing Wonkette for all of its pixie dust and unicorns for making me click to that, whatever it was.
I feel Newt’s pain now. Liberals have no empathy.

Lets Go Vertigo May 14, 2009 at 6:15 pm

“Yet the lies that Limbaugh sowed in the hearts of Elves and Men are a seed that does not die and cannot be destroyed; and ever and anon it sprouts anew, and will bear dark fruit even unto the latest days.”

Red Zeppelin May 14, 2009 at 6:16 pm

In fairness, when Rush goes to a movie he is high as a kite, and usually spends most of the time gobbling knobs in the back row. So, it’s kinda hard to follow the plot and shit.

snideinplainsight May 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm

What really shocks me is the dreamy/screamy tiger-beat reverence in which Rush devotees K-Lo and Glenn Beck talk about the man’s accomplishments – hold that up against the dismal quality of any random ten-minute segment of his actual show. It’s clear from this one that he’s more familiar with the views of leprechauns and pink unicorns than the actual democrats he professes to be so expert on. If he were even a credibly-smooth BS artist, there might be some value in listening to him. If I just wanted to kill brain cells, gin would be a far better choice.

Giant Robot May 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm

LOTR was a fairly long book, written by a philologist, who worked at a pretty fancy college. Interested conservatives can click the “images” link on google, type in “hobbit” and look at the pictures…

The Station Manager May 14, 2009 at 6:19 pm

This guy’s making like how many hundreds of millions of dollars, right? And he’s complaining about the Democrats not being happy with having enough? Sounds like a perfectly reasonable argument to me. Logic that circular is great for hula-hooping.

TeddyS May 14, 2009 at 6:20 pm

Now Zoron will go crawling back to the Fat One to beg forgiveness. The Fat One admits in his screwy diatribe that he was an addict and addicts are irrational. He was on the air that whole time … and he was irrational. Still is.

glamourdammerung May 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Does Rush normally sound this pathetic? I am being serious here as I have only heard clips of his show. He sounded like he was not sure if he should continue talking or waddle outside and empty a pistol into his brainpan.

WideStance May 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm

Rush was being careful with his question about the caller’s history of addiction because he didn’t want to jeopardize her chances at getting reelected Governor of Alaska.

Red Zeppelin May 14, 2009 at 6:21 pm

I’m wondering if it’s time to bring out that old Wonk-nerd favorite passtime, the who reminds you of what LOTR character game? Here’s mine: Cheney = Grima Wormtongue.

Tommmcatt May 14, 2009 at 6:22 pm

When-oh-when will the massive stroke happen? At this point I’d settle for the heart attack or the diabetic coma. Any of those will do.

ZorinZorin May 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

BLARRRRRRRRGH!

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

The dim bulb on the other end of the line did not seem to be getting the point. I would be happy to grab her by her scraggly hair and shove her so far up Rush’s ass she can see everything the way he does.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 6:23 pm

[re=317164]WideStance[/re]: score.

Tommmcatt May 14, 2009 at 6:25 pm

[re=317165]Red Zeppelin[/re]:

Nononono, Cheney = This Guy

Red Zeppelin May 14, 2009 at 6:25 pm

[re=317167]ZorinZorin[/re]: Man, Zorin, you need some Prep-H on that stuff!

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 6:26 pm

[re=317167]ZorinZorin[/re]: What’s with the huge inflamed twat?

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Limbaugh seems more like the ginormous (sp?) spider Shelob. I always suspected her of popping more pills than she should have.

qwerty42 May 14, 2009 at 6:27 pm

oh any reference to the trilogy should include:
” Ash nazg durbatulúk, ash nazg gimbatul,
ash nazg thrakatulûk agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.”

ManchuCandidate May 14, 2009 at 6:29 pm

I spoke about myself today
Addicted to pills
I focus on Gollum
The only thing that’s real
My logic tears a hole
The old familiar burn
Try to kill it all away
I blame Dems for anything

What have I become?
A drug addicted fiend
And the GOP I lead
Fails anyway in the end
I have had it all
My collection of pills
I will pop’em down
So I will be insane

I wear this crown of dumb
Upon my round bulbous head
Full of broken thoughts
I cannot make sense
Beneath the layer of fat
Then reality disappears
I am powerful
I am the GOP!

What have I become?
A drug addicted fiend
And the GOP I lead
Fails anyway in the end
I have had it all
My collection of pills
I will pop’em down
So I will be insane

If I could start again
A million pills ago
I still blame Libs
Now just a pipe dream

Advocatus_Diaboli May 14, 2009 at 6:34 pm

Spoken without a lick of irony. Damn, he’s good.

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm

Is Rush saying Sauron is gay? And if so, how would he know? What are you hiding, Rush? (Hint: big fat buttsecks.)

MalS May 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm

What makes him think we’re not happier? We are happier, Rush! Whee! We are so fuckin’ happy we don’t even NEED drugs anymore. We are dancin’ with the unicorns on the South Lawn. We are scoring 1 gazillion on the Happymeter. We are sprinkling rainbows and sparkly stars all over the Capitol steps. In all the Democratic statehouses, at the end of the legislative day we are raising a glass of cheap domestic champagne (because although, unlike Republicans, we cannot afford Moet we DON’T FUCKIN’ CARE) and drinking toasts to how much happier we are. We are singing the Ode to Joy from Beethoven’s 9th symphony every morning in the shower.

And every time some dumbass nitwit Repuglican opens his or her mouth to say something incredibly ignorant, stupid, and bigoted on the record, which is about three times a day now, it makes us even happier. So thanks, Rush. Listening to you is giving me an endorphin high.

Advocatus_Diaboli May 14, 2009 at 6:43 pm

Inspector Rush has cracked the case:

politicians like power!!11!!

Get out the Drudge Siren!

Terry May 14, 2009 at 6:43 pm

From the size of him, Rush is addicted to greasy food, too.

Red Zeppelin May 14, 2009 at 6:45 pm

[re=317180]MalS[/re]: Well, I’ve got a caffeine high that will soon morph into a martini buzz, but I know what you’re sayin.

lawrenceofthedesert May 14, 2009 at 6:47 pm

At least when Bob Newhart stammered, it was funny. This was the sound of air escaping the balloon; of course, with a blimp like Rush, there is a lot to deflate.

shortsshortsshorts May 14, 2009 at 6:48 pm

[re=317181]Advocatus_Diaboli[/re]: I DON’T BELIEVE YOU. THAT COULDN’T BE TRUE.
Have I been deceived this whole time?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!!11one!!1!!nar!11

RoscoePColtraine May 14, 2009 at 6:49 pm

I need somebody to walk me through this. We’re talking about personal addiction, then political power and the idea that things are fine the way they are. Lastly Rush brings up Sauron who was depicted as either (a)some kind of sick looking vagina or (b)painful mouth ulcer in the endlessly boring movie trilogy about fairies and elves. Was there a common thread to all this that I might have missed?

ZorinZorin May 14, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=317173]Custerwolf[/re]: IZ MY EYE, LOOKING FOR FAT ADDIXXX AND RINGSES!!!

tootsieroll May 14, 2009 at 7:01 pm

Do you know what Rush talked about today? (I know because I was searching something else) He analyzed Obama’s address to the graduates of ASU. He takes 4 sound bytes and basically twists it as Obama said:

“America sucks, American exceptionalism (sic) is over, the American military is immoral, and you shouldn’t strive toward anything that involves improving yourself.”

He sucks huge ass. We hates him! We hates him forever!!!

http://www.rushlimbaugh.com/home/daily/site_051409/content/01125109.guest.html

NYNYNY May 14, 2009 at 7:02 pm

[re=317180]MalS[/re]: Right? Who here is unhappy? You should have seen election night. I’m still happy. Satisfied is something different, but I’m generally satisfied that things are being handled much better. Should, by all rights, Bush and Rumsfeld be frogmarched through the country to be hissed at and have garbage thrown at them and then tossed in a cell for a couple years? Probably, but if it isn’t to be, we’re all still happy.

RoscoePColtraine May 14, 2009 at 7:05 pm

Tomorrow’s analogy Rush will talk about the mixed blessing of having an anal cyst. On the one hand their painful, on the other they keep you from getting your fat ass shot in Vietnam.

CockedAle May 14, 2009 at 7:20 pm

Tell me again what is wrong with enhanced interrogation. There must be ways to make him NOT speak.

hobospacejunkie May 14, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Rush is obviously projecting again. While he says the Democrats are unhappy he is by far the fattest he’s ever been, is unable to string two thoughts together over the course of five minutes, speaks gibberish in public while sweating enough to provide water to a small African country (CPAC,) and is allowing Obama’s popularity to help him take the last few steps over the edge to insanity.

Surely someone out there has a Rush deathwatch, no? He surely can’t last even these first four years without something inside him exploding.

edgydrifter May 14, 2009 at 7:34 pm

That scene where Yoda fights Duran-Duran in the volcano to get the ring, and then he’s all like “Yeah! I got it! Oh no, I’m falling down to the lava!” That totally portrays the DEMONcrat administration.

Cloudman May 14, 2009 at 7:44 pm

So Olbermann has declared WAR ON WONKETTE. He hacked out a gargantuan Daily Kos blog post whining about Layne.

AnnieGetYourFun May 14, 2009 at 7:45 pm

Yes, Jane, I’m sure your husband turned to you and said, “What do the Democrats want? They already own the car industry, they don’t want us to go to college… what do they want?” That sounds exactly like the kind of thing that a conservative husband would say to his conservative wife while driving home from wherever you were driving home from. Totally plausible situation, really likely, as far as conversation starters go.

I can’t even get to the part where Limbaugh talks, because the caller herself is such a weirdo.

Bearbloke May 14, 2009 at 7:46 pm

[re=317192]NYNYNY[/re]: I want the Bush Death Cult to be shipped to Den Haagthen I’ll be happy…

problemwithcaring May 14, 2009 at 7:47 pm

This shit is so funny… “Liberals you find blogging” are sooo addicted….TO POWAH!!

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=317194]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: I’m thinking Rushbo enjoyed the hell out of that cyst

AnnieGetYourFun May 14, 2009 at 7:51 pm

[re=317209]Cloudman[/re]: Linky?

american mutt May 14, 2009 at 7:52 pm

I just did vodou in my head and gave that man cancer.

DagNabbit May 14, 2009 at 7:56 pm

YEAH I KNOW. I emailed tips@wonkette.com that mystical/non-existent email account, that we are supposed to send TIPS to, with this info hours ago. Keith via Kos directed at Ken is DECLARING WAR!

WE ARE SENT TO DESTROY the leftist liberal islamopussies at DK.

Well, you know what I mean, WAR!

P.S. I really do feel bad for Mr Affleck, but fuck him, we got kids to feed.

WAR!

102415 May 14, 2009 at 7:57 pm

[re=317198]CockedAle[/re]: Packing tape,you will need a case of it. Oh, and a rag.

problemwithcaring May 14, 2009 at 7:59 pm

[re=317209]Cloudman[/re]: I mean the guy is hideously insufferable arse even when he is wrong – so, please, a dead mother? We should considered this 100 line screed the height of brevity.

DagNabbit May 14, 2009 at 7:59 pm

THURSDAY! THURSDAY! THURSDAY!

WAR BLOGGIN’ NIGGAS

imissopus May 14, 2009 at 8:00 pm

[re=317209]Cloudman[/re]: He did? Has he mistaken himself for Goldberg?

problemwithcaring May 14, 2009 at 8:01 pm

[re=317215]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/5/14/731439/-Turning-My-Mothers-Death-Into-Gossip

I need to rethink my hatred of Twitter…

Cicada May 14, 2009 at 8:03 pm

[re=317209]Cloudman[/re]: [re=317215]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2009/5/14/731439/-Turning-My-Mothers-Death-Into-Gossip

It’s not primarily about Wonkette, but he does get a couple of jabs at Ken in there.

DagNabbit May 14, 2009 at 8:06 pm

God, how many F’n candle gifs to these people have on the hard drive.

Keith,
My name is Robert Paulson. You will never meet me, but the knees on my jeans looked too clean and your dong looked a little cold, so I just put it in my mouth.

Love your show!

Thanks for all of hard work you do.

Robert Paulson

PS His name, was Robert Paulson

BlueStateLibtard May 14, 2009 at 8:07 pm

[re=317156]Lets Go Vertigo[/re]: My God, that’s God and so true! Yes, Limbaugh is like Sauron, whispering doubt, treachery and envy to men in the days of Numenor before the wave came. Back when Sauron was not hideous to look upon, although he was really fat.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:07 pm

[re=317211]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: “the caller herself is such a weirdo.”
You’re too kind. I’m betting this spinally-challenged brainless pecker receptacle is uglier than a monkey’s armpit.

JMP May 14, 2009 at 8:08 pm
AnnieGetYourFun May 14, 2009 at 8:11 pm

[re=317226]Cicada[/re]: Wow, I couldn’t even get a third of the way through that; it was so boring. I like Keith better when he is dressed in a nice suit and looks like my daddy when he’s angry. Well, like my dad would look if my dad were tall, and had a full head of silver hair.

I’ll be in my bunk.

stumpycuse May 14, 2009 at 8:13 pm

Getting over addition…kicking the hobbit?

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:15 pm

And in case anyone cares (and they shouldn’t)I also thought Wanda Sykes kidney joke was sheer comedy dumbfuckery. But that’s only because I think she is entirely unfunny anyway. Maybe I need a better translator.

problemwithcaring May 14, 2009 at 8:20 pm

[re=317233]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: You’re glad you didn’t make it to the end. He starts on Wanda Sykes and turns to the same “elevating the political discourse” bullshit arguments that people like Frum use to talk about both his and Rachel’s shows.

I don’t like reading about people’s dead mothers. I have a dead mother and I would rather read made-up lies about how someone is guilty of loving Ben Affleck too much. If that’s wrong, I don’t wanna be right.

CaliforniaMike May 14, 2009 at 8:21 pm

Never turn on talk radio looking for logic, intelligent conversation or insight. Limby the Hutt actually got halfway there today, but he wasn’t honest enough to go the rest of the way.

If he had said, “It isn’t just Democrats. It’s politicians. No matter what they have, they want more. No matter how many times they’ve been elected, they’re looking to the next election,” well, he might have said something true.

As for me, I can’t believe I made it through an entire post without mentioning truck nutz, buttsecks or teh gay. I could almost say I wasn’t being snarky, except for Limby the Hutt.

AnnieGetYourFun May 14, 2009 at 8:24 pm

[re=317236]Custerwolf[/re]: I’ve seen her live, and she was funny. But I would agree that the entire press dinner whatever routine was pretty stupid.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:26 pm

The next time I’m befuddled by the politics of our nation or need someone to supply me with a long-winded movie metaphor, I think I’ll give a jingle to an obese megalomanic talk show blowhard addicted to hillbilly heroin and the sound of his own voice.
This country needs more murder-suicides.

Jim Newell May 14, 2009 at 8:26 pm

[re=317237]problemwithcaring[/re]: He’s going to say that we made fun of his dead mother, I assume. Because he can’t read. Ken called him self-important for saying we were “beneath contempt” for linking to a news report.

I find that people who rant about the evil of our jokes and gossip are the ones who do it most themselves.

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 8:26 pm

[re=317211]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: I was driving two interns home (I’m a Bill Clinton fan) when one of them said to me: “X111E what does Rush Limpaugh want, deep down, what does he really want?”.

rocktonsammy May 14, 2009 at 8:27 pm

Rush seems to be in his ‘fat Elvis’ stage.

Soon to peter out on the crapper jerking off to a picture of himself.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:27 pm

[re=317243]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: It did not seem to be a good forum for her style.

ioksotot23 May 14, 2009 at 8:28 pm

but what has its got in its pocketses!!!!!

the problem child May 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=317176]ManchuCandidate[/re]: NIN Zing!

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:31 pm

[re=317246]Jim Newell[/re]: That’s fine, but I’m hoping you’ll still run the story about how Keith was caught fucking Jason Bateman at the basketball game in tomorrow’s edition.

problemwithcaring May 14, 2009 at 8:33 pm

[re=317236]Custerwolf[/re]: Rush is the probably the only comedian in the world I hate more than I hate Wanda Sykes. She is the worst thing about everything she is in – she even ruined Pootie Tang for me. How can you degrade the comedic value of fucking Pootie Tang?? She managed.

I remember vividly at the 03 or 04 Emmys, after all the controversy caused by Bill Cosby’s “Blame it All on the Ebonics Speaking Darkies” speech at Howard – and oh how I hated him! Wanda Sykes walked the aisles, hamming it up all the way. She loudlily cackled some annoying question at Bill about how he and other Black comics managed such success back in the day, you know, being Black and all.

Bill Cosby goes, “We spoke English.”

That shit was so funny, I forgot how to feel….

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:33 pm

[re=317247]x111e7thst[/re]: and your answer…..?

AnnieGetYourFun May 14, 2009 at 8:37 pm

[re=317231]Custerwolf[/re]: True, true. I actually felt bad for her, kinda. The way I feel bad for retarded people when you see them drooling on themselves.

Yeah, really, like Wanda Sykes is good for when you are really, really drunk, and so is she, and she rants about how drunk she is, and then swears a bit.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 8:40 pm

[re=317254]problemwithcaring[/re]: Now THAT’S funny.

AnnieGetYourFun May 14, 2009 at 8:43 pm

[re=317247]x111e7thst[/re]: But that’s so easy! Small Dominican boys, right? Oh, god, was that O’Reilly? I can’t keep these assholes straight (heh) anymore.

K. Signal Eingang May 14, 2009 at 8:58 pm

[re=317173]Custerwolf[/re]: apparently he’s some kind of radio talk show host? Never heard of this limbagh guy myself.

WagTehGod May 14, 2009 at 8:58 pm

I always thought Rush was the fat hobbit.

Servo May 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm

I can’t wait until the Velveeta hardens in the veins of this fat, cushion-sniffin’ cockaholic.

CaliforniaMike May 14, 2009 at 9:00 pm

I actually interviewed Limbaugh’s late mother back in 1996, a few years before her death. A classy lady (and if you’re curious, not at all fat), I think she actually helped keep “Rusty” sane while she was alive.

Certainly not a stretch to argue that most of the megalomaniacal, Dominican boy-loving, drug-addicted crap happened to him after his mom died.

Probably the only woman who ever loved him, unless you count Mann Coulter.

Rush May 14, 2009 at 9:10 pm

“Must get the precious”

Hunger Tallest Palin May 14, 2009 at 9:10 pm

Get a brain Zoron!

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 9:19 pm

[re=317255]Custerwolf[/re]: Having Hannity suck on his anal cyst.

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 9:25 pm

[re=317263]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: With O’Reilly it was something about loofahs or falafels, maybe both. In the shower. When Limpy got buted with viagra he was indeed coming back from the DR but I always thought that looked a lot like a headfeint. Bringing viagra to the DR is about as necessary as bringing it to Bangkok. They got plenty on hand. Prescriptions not required.

dijetlo May 14, 2009 at 9:29 pm

Now now…mouth breathing ditto heads need heroes too. This is America, everybody gets the chance to speak.
I personally would wish the Leader and Guiding light of the Republican Party a long and productive career on that quaint wireless contraption he’s mastered.Well done Rushbo. I’m hoping to hear your words come out of Republican politicians mouths for at least the next couple of decades.

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 9:30 pm

[re=317302]x111e7thst[/re]: Got busted with viagra – learn to spell.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 9:31 pm

[re=317296]x111e7thst[/re]: That sounds kinda hawt actually.

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 9:36 pm

[re=317308]Custerwolf[/re]: Something less ugly/more interesting
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_bHJsS0yY2Hk/SXRWDXx86dI/AAAAAAAAAoo/BqP3wim2jlw/s1600-h/working.jpg

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 9:38 pm

[re=317309]x111e7thst[/re]: Wow. Where is it?

shortsshortsshorts May 14, 2009 at 9:40 pm

WHEN THE LIBERALS HAVE ALL THE POWER AND THEY’VE DESTROYED THE COUNTRY, WHAT WILL BE LEFT?

WELL HAVE YOU EVER SEEN LORD OF THE RINGS?

NO I AM AN IDEOLOGUE. JESUS TOLD ME NOT TOO.

I LIKE YOUR LOGIC.

YES YOUR’S TOO.

TELL ME MORE.

There’s something wrong here.

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 9:43 pm

Northern VietNam somewhere between Diel Bien Phu and Sa Pa. Hill tribe. Black Thai or maybe Dao. I think she is so beautiful.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 9:45 pm

[re=317316]x111e7thst[/re]: Indeed. And I’ve heard VietNam is gorgeous.

norbizness May 14, 2009 at 9:50 pm

He looks so much like a bloated version of my Dad that it’s painful to look at even a still photo of that waste of (a lot of) space.

prophet1195 May 14, 2009 at 9:53 pm

I think he’ll marry Miss California and name their kids, Bristol, Trig and Tree
Stump, Syringe, Huggy Bear and Baretta.

shortsshortsshorts May 14, 2009 at 10:09 pm

[re=317322]prophet1195[/re]: Yogi Bear would be better. Sarah keeps being indicted for jacking various picnic baskets.

animalmagnetism May 14, 2009 at 10:22 pm

[re=317158]snideinplainsight[/re]: The last time I saw an issue of Tiger Beat Sajid Khan was on the cover.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 10:36 pm

Okay, so you know how I’m always saying that my boyfriend is borderline retarded? Well, just now he comes up to me and looks over my shoulder and goes, “Hmmm…..Wonkette…..Now, why TWO ‘t’s?” And I shrug “Shit, I don’t know – it’s WONKETTE. And then he goes, “Oh. So the second ‘t’ is silent.”
And now you see why he keeps me laughing constantly, yet he has only laughed at approximately six jokes that I have cracked over the course of the last 12 years.

Okay, back to talking about Rush OxyMoron.

CaliforniaMike May 14, 2009 at 10:40 pm

[re=317322]prophet1195[/re]: You really think she’ll have teh secks with him six times?

MonaLisa65 May 14, 2009 at 11:03 pm

I’m in non-gender-specific love with MalS.

Blender May 14, 2009 at 11:09 pm

Fuckitalltohell, my imaginary girlfriend is sitting across the table listening to that shit.

What a tool; no wonder he’s loved by the twenty-percenters.

Blender May 14, 2009 at 11:10 pm

and I think the caller is masturbating. Sick.

Vegastard May 14, 2009 at 11:11 pm

Oh my god I’m craving a few lines of Zoron right now.

RationalMan May 14, 2009 at 11:12 pm

[re=317209]Cloudman[/re]: I just saw Olbermann rip Wonkette a new one on his show. I love Wonkette, but they blew it on this one.

FAIL.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 11:12 pm

[re=317347]Blender[/re]: I got that same feeling.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 11:17 pm

[re=317349]RationalMan[/re]: And your lame opinion matters because you are who, now?

Vegastard May 14, 2009 at 11:17 pm

Fat lines of Zoron. Mmmmm.

RationalMan May 14, 2009 at 11:42 pm

[re=317353]Custerwolf[/re]: Wow. I think my opinion fares pretty well compared to your trenchant analysis.

Mazement May 14, 2009 at 11:45 pm

The original Lord of the Rings was a movie by Ralph Bakshi. J. R. R. Tolkien wrote a novelization of it, and tacked on a happy ending. (The original story ended ambiguously, right after the Battle of Helm’s Deep, with the Sauron subplot left unresolved.). Peter Jackson made a trilogy of movies based on Tolkien’s novelization.

Bakshi also did a Saturday morning cartoon, “The New Adventures of Mighty Mouse”, which was canceled after Rev. Donald Wildmon complained about the episode where Mighty Mouse snorts cocaine. (See http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0161170/ for a quick summary.) This was probably the event that lead to Mr. Limbaugh discovering the Lord of the Rings.

“Fritz the Cat”, another Bakshi movie, is probably the first instance of furry porn in popular culture.

hobospacejunkie May 14, 2009 at 11:45 pm

[re=317335]Custerwolf[/re]: Well, for someone learning the language that’s not necessarily an illogical assumption. Spelling in English is sooooo conservative. Rarely changes, so many silent letters or weirdly pronounced combinations of letters, you know, GHOTI and all that.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 11:46 pm

[re=317367]RationalMan[/re]: “trenchant analysis??” WTF is THAT?
Are you saying my mind’s in the gutter?
I wouldn’t know I don’t keep track of it.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 11:48 pm

[re=317369]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Wait – so you’re saying he may not be retarded?

hobospacejunkie May 14, 2009 at 11:50 pm

[re=317349]RationalMan[/re]: How exactly did Wonkette ‘blow it’ on this one? Your presumed analysis does not take into account any facts of the situation apart from KO’s side of things. I hate repeating myself so I’ll simply direct you over here & here so you’ll understand why Wonkette most certainly did not ‘blow it’ on this one.

hobospacejunkie May 14, 2009 at 11:52 pm

[re=317371]Custerwolf[/re]: Well…let’s say his intelligence may reside in other areas if he’s still discovering some of the more elementary aspects of our difficult native language.

Custerwolf May 14, 2009 at 11:58 pm

[re=317374]hobospacejunkie[/re]: So you’re saying he’s DEFINITELY retarded, then?

hobospacejunkie May 15, 2009 at 12:00 am

[re=317376]Custerwolf[/re]: I think I’ve said too much already!

Blender May 15, 2009 at 12:17 am

Now that we’ve devolved into neener-neener talk, can we just put this topic to bed by saying (all together now),

WONKETTE IS WORSE THAN HIIIIIIIIIIIIIITLER!

You’re welcome.

p.s. is it illegal to place wagers on which wingnut congresscritter is going to draft the Articles Of Impeachment for that torturing torturer Nancy Pelosi?

RationalMan May 15, 2009 at 12:46 am

[re=317372]hobospacejunkie[/re]: KO is not perfect, but he’s legendary at calling out hypocrisy. I wasn’t aware there is virtually no attempt to verify information before reposting on Wonkette. Knowing that reduces the value of the site. I agree that KO’s spokesperson should not have included the “beneath contempt” part in the rebuttal, but that doesn’t justify continuing to ridicule him after being informed he was tending to his mother’s passing. Wonkette’s reputation has been irreverent snark, but basically fun. Now it seems dark and unnecessarily cruel.

Custerwolf May 15, 2009 at 12:51 am

[re=317393]RationalMan[/re]: Are you telling us how to do our job?

hobospacejunkie May 15, 2009 at 1:42 am

[re=317393]RationalMan[/re]: Do you know how many blogs post links to news stories which appear in all manner of newsgathering publications? Are you suggesting that each & every blogger independently verify, i.e., write the story all over again, before posting the link? Have you thought about this at all other than in an emotional context?

And just who is continuing to ridicule him after being informed he was tending to his mother’s passing? Commenters here? Probably. That’s their right. Ken Layne didn’t. Ken responded to the denial issued by MSNBC and specifically to the ‘beneath contempt’ remark, which, as I have pointed out elsewhere and above, implies that all blogs should independently verify every story they link to. If that is your position, if you believe blogs should actually do that, you are living in a fantasy land or else have little knowledge of the time & effort necessary to produce factual news stories.

KO could’ve kept private moments private by simply issuing a denial and ignoring the rest. Why he didn’t choose this route I have no idea.

RationalMan May 15, 2009 at 2:05 am

[re=317413]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Just because you disagree with me doesn’t mean I’m emotional. Verifying a story does not require rewriting it. If you’re reposting from unreliable sites, you could send an email asking the subject. KO was being smeared while tending to his mother’s death, and for some reason, Wonkette thought it was funny to pile on, even after learning of KO’s situation. It wasn’t funny.

hobospacejunkie May 15, 2009 at 2:26 am

[re=317423]RationalMan[/re]: So you know that CityFile is an unreliable site and so Wonkette should know that also? Can you tell by looking at the website if it’s reliable? And how exactly did Wonkette pile on? By publishing MSNBC’s denial in full? That’s piling on? Printing a denial of allegations from a previous post is piling on?

BobLoblawLawBlog May 15, 2009 at 2:52 am

[re=317371]Custerwolf[/re]: I’ve met retarded kids. I’ve played with, laughed with, and never once been appalled by retarded kids. Rush, sir, is no retard.

electrasteph May 15, 2009 at 5:46 am

RationalMan: Olbermann, stop sock puppeting on Wonkette. It makes you look like a petty turd.

the lady MS.Sheila Dixon May 15, 2009 at 7:54 am

[re=317451]electrasteph[/re]: please don’t have him doing a speech on this shit. I can’t stand another reporter reporting on himself. These people think they are news instead of reporting the news. I don’t give a fuck about the personal life of these navel gazing nerds outside of political snark. I am curious about Rachel’s life tho. She’s hawt. Also.

gurukalehuru May 15, 2009 at 8:36 am

[re=317393]RationalMan[/re]: “I wasn’t aware that there is virtually no attempt to verify information before reposting it on Wonkette.” I am shocked. SHOCKED.

gurukalehuru May 15, 2009 at 8:46 am

Well, I just read the article, and KO (and by extension, Rational Man), may have a bit of a point. In any event, I can see why Keith was upset. It can get a bit rough over here at Wonkette.
And Ken Layne can, as everyone knows, be an asshole.

So, is everybody happy now? Big hug. Smiles all around.

groove May 15, 2009 at 10:21 am

Can we still be assholes?

AuntieLola May 15, 2009 at 10:22 am

It’s hard to listen to two people who simply agree with each other without saying anything of import, but what’s with the “Democrats don’t want us to go to college” bit? I hadn’t heard that tidbit of propaganda before. Seems like many Democrats would ENCOURAGE anyone, especially Republicans, to get a bit of education.

Those who read know the difference between Sauron and Gollum, and Vader and Cheney.

Custerwolf May 15, 2009 at 10:39 am

[re=317423]RationalMan[/re]: “…being smeared while tending to his mother’s death.”
A beautiful line of bullshit if I’ve ever seen one.

Custerwolf May 15, 2009 at 10:40 am

[re=317535]groove[/re]: An asshole doesn’t need permission.

engulfedinflames May 15, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=317563]Custerwolf[/re]:”mole hill, meet mount olberman.” i was hoping he’d let this slide or make some small mention of the “controversy” instead he affirmed my worst suspicions, that he has become greatly impressed with himself and all that issues from his pie-hole. he was good when he was the only one calling the bush admin. on their lies, but in retrospect it seems he was being a journalist who had recently seen the edward r. murrow movie. he became a spit projecting caricature of himself long ago. too bad.

GreatOldOnesParty May 15, 2009 at 11:33 am

Democrats are addicted to power?
Damn, did the entire Republican party have a collective black-out of their embarassing behavior over the past EIGHT YEARS?

d4g33z May 15, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=317230]BlueStateLibtard[/re]: Damn. I wanted to make the first Silmarillion reference. Rush is one of the Maia, servant of the Valar Melchor, called Morgoth, who is Dick Cheney, emanation of the thought of Illuvatar who is Ronald Reagan. Elrond the half elf played guitar for Queensryche, etc, blah…

God help us.

iburl May 15, 2009 at 12:01 pm

C’mon liver failure!

WideStance May 15, 2009 at 12:20 pm

RationalMan, I’m still not seeing how Wonkette “blew it on this one,” even after reading Olbmermann’s diatribe.

Olbermann acknowledges that his emotional meltdown (allegedly a belated reaction to his mother’s death three weeks earlier) occurred “more or less contemporaneously” with the Affleck scheduling issue. He also admits that he was upset about the double scheduling, which he says was due to “really shoddy work by a fill-in publicist.”

Olbermann says that while preparing to do a show at his workplace, he suddenly hit an “emotional wall” and left the building, supposedly due to his mother’s death. He did not do his next three shows; instead of going to work, he mourned his mother by attending several Major League Baseball games. To be diplomatic, this explanation is difficult to believe.

Olbermann deserves a lot of credit; he took some courageous stands when it was scary to speak out against the Bush administration. Nowadays, to me he comes across as pompous and his anger seems contrived. Personally I’d rather watch Shepard Smith, especially when he’s been drinking.

Custerwolf May 15, 2009 at 12:21 pm

[re=317637]engulfedinflames[/re]: Agreed. But then who can say we wouldn’t do the same ourselves given the opportunity. I’m just an egomaniac like the rest of us.

engulfedinflames May 15, 2009 at 12:36 pm

[re=317693]Custerwolf[/re]: well put. i guess i have high expectations, and you know where that gets you. i too am an egomaniac but i’m a selfish egomaniac. i can think of few worse fates than fame.

RationalMan May 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

I could try to sift out a few actual points from all the unhinged responses, but it’s not worth it because attempting to respond will be futile anyway.

Custerwolf May 15, 2009 at 1:10 pm

[re=317710]RationalMan[/re]: Why don’t you give your fingers a rest and just think these things quietly to yourself.

zenferret May 15, 2009 at 1:21 pm

[re=317535]groove[/re]: How could we not?

Elm Hugger May 15, 2009 at 1:37 pm

[re=317188]ZorinZorin[/re]: I liked flaming twat better.

RationalMan May 15, 2009 at 3:44 pm

[re=317757]Custerwolf[/re]: Oh yeah?
Well, I’m going to think these things LOUDLY to myself.
How do like that, dickhead?

Custerwolf May 15, 2009 at 9:23 pm

[re=318078]RationalMan[/re]: I like you better already.

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