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Arkansas state Sen. Kim Hendren (Wingnut) wants to be a real-life senator in Washington, so he described Chuck Schumer to some local wingnut group as “that Jew.” But he didn’t mean anything by it! Schumer’s a Jew, after all. Just making note of the facts! “I ought not to have referred to it at all,” Hendren told the AP. “When I referred to him as Jewish, it wasn’t because I don’t like Jewish people. I shouldn’t have gotten into this Jewish business because it distracts from the issue.” Well said! [New York Daily News]
“I shouldn’t have gotten into this Jewish business because it distracts from the issue.” I bet Hitler felt the same way.
“I shouldn’t have gotten into this Jewish business because it distracts from the issue.”
He’s a movie producer?
Anyone ask him what he thinks of Obama?
Arkansas Senator Kim Hendron ” That Cocksucker”………..
Republican Nazi Party, anyone?
Starring Marlo Thomas?
NOOBAMA WHAT DO WE REALLY KNOW ABOUT HIM WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FIRST AMENDMENT THAT JEW SCHUMER CAN’T BE DESCRIBED BY HIS JEWISH JEWISHNESS???1!! ZOMG HE IS A JEW SHEEPLE WAKE UP A JEWISH JEWISH JEW. FROM NEW YORK YOU DONT GET MORE JEWISH THAN THAT AMOUNT OF JEWISHY JEWDOM. HE WILL ALWAYS BE THAT JEW TO ME BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT HE IS THAT JEW
“I shouldn’t have gotten into this Jewish business because it distracts from the banking issue.”
/fixed
You should know better than to get into the Jewish business, they own all the fucking banks for chrissakes.
Mr Blifil: Hey- is that JEW?
Hey, he didn’t say ‘that skinflinted, big-nosed, weird-shit eating, diamond selling, Jeebus killing sum-of-a-bitch’. So, yeah, that’s progress in AR, where the state flower is a satellite dish and Jews are as plentiful as Mensa members.
“I shouldn’t have gotten into this Jewish business because it distracts from the issue.”
The issue being that he can’t stand Jews.
Arkansas Senator Kim Hendron - that inbred mouthbreather!
He should have said “that Red Sea Pedestrian.”
how can we fast track this man to the US Senate? Hero.
Wait, this guy’s name is “Kim”? That Tranny FAG… JAP CHINAMAN!
That guy on the left isn’t a nazi. He’s just wearing a pretty pinafore and doing a “I’m a little teapot” dance, whilst trolling for ass.
Clear the streets for the brown battalions.
Clear the streets for the stormtroop men!
Millions already look hopefully up to the swastika.
The day is breaking for freedom and bread!
Kim Hendren, looking forward to kicking some Jew ass on Easter Sunday.
Arkansas state Sen. Kim Hendren bases his values on The Andy Griffith Show (?). Andy never called anyone, “That Jew”. George Bush: the unrepentent town drunk who lets himself in and
out of jail. Remember Otis?
memo to Hedren: Andy and Opie supported Barack Obama and they did an ad for Obama.
Wonder if Republican Sen. Kim Hendren loved the 80+% top tax rate that was in effect at the
time of The Andy Griffith Show?
That Jew = That One = a bumpersticker waiting to happen.
Mr Blifil: Knock-knock?
Who’s there?
Oy am sure glad jew didn’t say “Jew” again!
Well, I hope this guy wins the race against Blanche Lincoln. Better to have Hendren (Wingnut-AR) than Lincoln (Walmart-AR). Hopefully labor will support this guy as payback if they can’t do it in the primary.
New RNC Chairman-Elect?
YES TO THAT HOT MESS.
Fox n Fiends:
Yarmulke, Kosher, Menorahs,
That Jew
Banking, Media, Zion…
Is That Jew
He’s matzo in a soup…
He’s everything that every Jew should be!
Torah, Bris Milahs, Seinfeld,
That Jew
Inquisitions, Israel, Messiahs…
Is That Jew
He’s New York’s Jew, but luckily for you…
If you find a Jew to vote for,
Only one Jew to vote for,
Schumer’ll be That Jew too…
That Jew!
No, he’s right, Charles Schumer is yiddish for “that Jew”.
CANT A MAN EXPRESS HIS FREEDUMB OF SPEECHES? FIRST CARRY JEANS, NOW THIS GREAT AMERICAN KIM WHATSERFACE.
YOU NOOBOTS ARE KILLIN THE CONSTITOOSHUN!!1!!
tootsieroll: Why, some of my best friends are guys named “Kim.”
“Hey, I didn’t say ‘that Jew-boy‘, at least give me credit for that!”
Matt Yglesias: “GOP efforts to court Jewish voters should start paying dividends any day now. “
Texan Bulldoggette: That is put-down raised to an art form there, Missy.
He did not retract the part of Jews having horns and a tail because he touched a Jew on the head one time and, by God, there were little pointy horns on it! NRC Chairman Michael Steele and the National Republickkk Senatorial Committee are danged proud to have another outstanding Republicker candidate.
Mr Blifil: Not only is a he Jewish Jew,he’s Jewiest Jewish Jew who ever Jewed his way out of paying retail.
Jews.
boatapple: I was going for that subtle irony whereas “I-be-snarky-by-pretending-to-sink-to-their-level-of-ignorance-and-stupidity” type of thing.
The issue is he forgot he wasn’t pandering to a crowd of drooling, in-bred rednecks. Remember, Kim, national stage now. Gotta keep those inside words inside.
SOME OF HIS BEST FRIENDS ARE JEWISH.
I’m hurt - I want to be called “that Jew” one day. How special must Chuck feel!! I must not be Jewy enough to be THAT JEW.
They don’t like Jooz much in them parts because Jooz, why thar opposed to incest.
Scrodd: Too many pagans in the house.
Jeebus was the original That Jew.
That Clipped Penis Person
Schumer’s response to being called ‘That Jew’.
Still have I borne it with an ancient shrug,
For sufferance is the badge of all our tribe.
You call me misbeliever, cut-throat dog,
And spit upon my Jewish gaberdine,
And all for use of that which is mine own.
Terry: Sure–Obama would be “that nigger.”
That’s SENATOR Jew to you, you Walmart frequently, cousin lusting, banjo toe tapping, moon shine swilling pig fucker. Excuse me, Razorback fucker. My bad.
Well, maybe we got it wrong. Maybe someone just overheard Hendren on the phone with Schumer - “Hey, Charlie, is dat jew?”
I’ve never understood those who say the Holocaust was fake. If they hate Jews so much, wouldn’t they be thrilled that Hitler et al killed so many of them? Any Nazis out there who can answer? Maybe I should head over to the Corner or Free Republic…
And we know how many blacks & Hispanics were on the Andy Griffith show as well you asshole. I’ll come by later to throw rocks through your windows, by the way.
proudgrampa: Sorry, Custerwolf - you were there first!
jodyleek: I was just about to ask the same thing. It’s weird that the Holocaust deniers are the same ones who would most likely think it was a good idea. And after looking at that photo I might deny evolution for a little while — at least until I feel better about things.
There’s no business like Jew business.
Arkansas: knuckle-dragging, pig-fucking, cousin-marrying, and proud of it since 1836!
Boy, give the guy a break. He goes out of his way not to say “that Christ killer”, and everyone still gets their noses out of joint!
“I don’t use a teleprompter [sic] and occasionally I put my foot in my month,” Hendren told Arkansas blogger Jason Tolbert.
YOu don’t use the TelEPromPterz, fool, the TeleProMterz use you!
If you called Hendern an inbred, stumpbroke closet homo moron, you would just be stating what everybody already knows!
Best ALT text ever.
Mr Blifil: yes, but does he keep kosher?
Why did he ever refer to Shumer’s religion? I hope he finds the final solution to the Jewish question.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Knuckle-dragging?!!
Heh. You ought to hear the hard-core guys - Kim is minor league.
I wanna blindfold this guy, drop him into Boro Park, and watch his head explode.
It was a misquote, he talks quickly.
What he actually said was “Is that you, Schumer?” and its sounded like “That Jew Schumer.”
Also, he actually said that “Obama’s a knee cur”, meaning he owns a small dog.
The guy on the far right is a total nazi FAIL, he looks more like a pharmacist who just spotted his friend in the crowd.
He probably also calls Michael Steele “that jew”.
This is why Walnuts is a superior class or Republican. He only referred to Barry as “that one” rather than “that negroidal” which is what he was thinking, which was the fashion at the time
BTW, Schumer isn’t a jew. he is German-American
Unfortunately, there may be no place in the Big Tent for the likes of Kimbo. [See last line.]
space stout:
http://www.thecitywire.com/?q=node/3839
“GOP Senate seat seeker analyzed
04/28/2009
State Sen. Kim Hendren, R-Gravette, is the first Republican to get in the race for the 2010 U.S. Senate race in Arkansas. …
….
Hendren’s drawbacks, according to [Republican blogger] Tolbert, are that he is not as conservative as some would like.”
….
Arkansas.
Diane Keaton: “You’re what Grammy Hall would call a real Jew.”
Woody Allen: “uh, thank you.”
Diane Keaton: “Oh, no. Grammy Hall HATES Jews.”
John Demjanjuk thinks he’s a racist.
tootsieroll: “That Tranny FAG… JAP CHINAMAN!”
No no. We can’t get into this tranny, fag, jap, chinaman business because it distracts from the issue.
I hope this will be on the nightly Jews this evening…..
Kim Hendren: Your Honor! I object to my reference to Chuck Shumer being a Jew! It distracts from the issue at hand (how I’m just like ya’ll, cause I hate Jews, that is).
Judge: The Jury is instructed to ignore that identification of Chuck Shumer as a Jew. Forget about it — it never happened.
A new candy bar - the Jarleston Jew…
jodyleek: SayItWithWookies: Well, if I may get all serious and shit - the reason many anti-Semitic people are Holocaust deniers is largely because they hate the idea that something might garner sympathy and compassion for Jews. The Holocaust makes most, you know, not asshole people feel badly, and in particular feel badly for Jews who may have lost relatives and such. They say, wow these people were treated like absolute shit and six million of them were murdered and the goal was to kill every last one…that’s awful, I feel badly for them. Which makes anti-Semites all angry and pissy, because OMFG DON’T FEEL BADLY FOR THOSE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE PEOPLE. They don’t want there to be any reason at all to treat Jews like…..um, humans.
Accordion-o-rama: Their hooked noses out of joint.
Wooooooo, PIG! JEWEY!
dave666: Do what now? Wiki says he was born in Brooklyn to Jewish parents. Are you saying he was cured?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Schumer
dave666: Why would the one negate the other?
I gotta say, the Jewish business turns a pretty sweet profit by year 13.
As a native Okie, it was kinda cool growing up and having Arkansas right next to us… Here was an Idiot State we could look over and down on, and opposed to Texas, which we just looked down on - Period.
Well, calling Obama “that one” sure worked out well for Walnuts, so by all means borrow his strategy.
Every bigot’s excuse is “but I didn’t mean anything by it.” I have actually heard more than one person in rural OK use Jew as a verb, as in “to jew” meaning haggle. Someone actually said it at church and I said, that’s not right. “I didn’t mean by anything by it.” Then I had to explain that it didn’t matter. Like someone calling her a bitch, but they don’t mean anything by it.
Which is why I have so many friends. Other than on “my wonkette” of course.
spryte: I understand that they want to dehumanize Jews and others. I just think it’s a good way to call out bigots. Because I am sure if I pulled a Borat on them, they would totes give me the “Hi five!” if I pretended to relish that fact that 6 million non-Jeebus lovers were starved, gassed, or worse. I also find their argument that whites are the master race really silly. If whites are the master race, then why in nearly all “mixed” race relationships do the kids look like the non-white parent? White people are basically a sack of recessive genes. It is useless on my part to think one could use logic and science to knock some sense into these morans. Ahh, bigots…their stupid knows no bounds.
jodyleek: You’ve proven you’re own point.
I hope he finally finds a solution to his Jew business.
Mr Blifil: This was v. v. funny, except you fucked up. See, here: “YOU DONT GET MORE JEWISH THAN THAT AMOUNT OF JEWISHY JEWDOM” you were supposed to say “YOU DONT GET MORE JEWISH THEN THAT AMOUNT OF JEWISHY JEWDOM” because everyone nose wingnutz don’t no there homo-fucking-nyms. Homos. I could tell when you used the right word there, that you were just satirizing.
You forgot the best part:
“Defending himself again to the Arkansas News, Hendren went further, saying he didn’t know why the words “that Jew” came out of his mouth. He added that there is a Jewish person in history he admires - Jesus. He’s also partial to Connecticut Sen. Joe Lieberman.”
Hendren in the Arkansas News: “I was simply making a point about those two points. I believe in those traditional values like Andy Griffith, Aunt Bea, Barney and Opie. But now all that was lost with this statement,” Hendren said.
“I don’t have any issue with Jews or Jewish people or whatever the politically correct term they wish to be identified as,” he said. “I very much respect Senator Joe Lieberman”.
“Whatever the politically correct term they wish to be identified as”? Has this man ever even met any actual Jews?
Speaking as a son of Israel, I wish to be identified as a Better than You, You Ignorant Shit-American.
Unlearned Hand: “Whatever the politically correct term they wish to be identified as”?
Just keep talking your way out of trouble, Hendren - its bound to work.
By the way, all your conversations are now being taped by the Moussad.