• February 14, 2012
GRRR WHO DEFIETH ME?

Rush Limbaugh To EAT Old Roberta McCain

by Jim Newell

1:57 pm May 14, 2009

It’s probably happening on his radio show, right now, or whenever it’s on: fat Rush Limbaugh burping and groaning as he feasts on the roasted carcass of 97-year-old “Rockefeller Republican” Roberta McCain, John McCain’s lovely “gaffe-prone” mum, who told Jay Leno last night that she simply does not care for this Rush Limbaugh. [Ben Smith]

{ 57 comments }

DoktorZoom May 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm

McCainMom is clearly a RINO, and must be purged.

ManchuCandidate May 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Rush is a man of honor. He’d never attack Mrs Burns, er, McCain like he’d never attack a 12 year old Chelsea Clinton.

Cicada May 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm

97-year-old bones will be no match for Limbaugh’s meaty jaws.
crunch-crunch-slurp

The Cold Sea May 14, 2009 at 2:02 pm

97! She took her pills.

NoWireHangers May 14, 2009 at 2:03 pm

Roberta McCain could beat Rush to death with cane or mow him down in her Rascal. That’s some salty old sass right there. Gin and vinegar. Spicy that one.

SmutBoffin May 14, 2009 at 2:05 pm

“In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over 1000 years.”

Joshua Norton May 14, 2009 at 2:07 pm

She’s hawt! What comes after Couger?

How come she looks younger than her son? Also.

CockedAle May 14, 2009 at 2:08 pm

And the shootout heats up between the Fatfiends vs. McCoyns.

TimeCubist May 14, 2009 at 2:09 pm

[re=316654]SmutBoffin[/re]: Gozer the Traveller – he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him – that of a giant Slorr! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slorr that day, I can tell you!

DeLand DeLakes May 14, 2009 at 2:10 pm

[re=316646]ManchuCandidate[/re]: Actually, it was John McCain who came up with the lafftastic barb about lil’ Chelsea being so ugly because she was the spawn of Janet Reno. Which brings me to this wonderful Roberta broad: judging by her comments on the campaign trail, I would say she hates her son even more than I do!

boatapple May 14, 2009 at 2:11 pm

I’d hit it.

heuristicdevice May 14, 2009 at 2:12 pm

wherez teh bief?

Monsieur Grumpe May 14, 2009 at 2:12 pm

I’ll bet she listens to Bill O.

McDuff May 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Let’s invoke the 29th Amendment — the one that says moms can take their kids’ Senate seats during national emergencies so the tough decisions can actually get made.

tootsieroll May 14, 2009 at 2:16 pm

[re=316650]NoWireHangers[/re]: Hee my Nana used to say “piss and vinegar!”

[re=316658]Joshua Norton[/re]: LOL!

JSDC007 May 14, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Grinning goblin Michael Steele will be made to apologize as follows for Grammie McCain’s comments:

“That was not Mrs McCain…that was Bea Arthur propped up to look like Mrs McCain by evil gay liberal ventriloquist Kevin Spacey.”

MeDigEm May 14, 2009 at 2:19 pm

At 0:47 she almost called him a retard…

MeDigEm May 14, 2009 at 2:21 pm

[re=316667]boatapple[/re]:

Lascauxcaveman May 14, 2009 at 2:22 pm

Ninety-seven, really? She doesn’t look a day over 95.

Scrodd May 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm

I hope Rush lives as long as her, spending the next 40 years alone and being reminded how he can’t maintain any relationship other than the Dominican cabanaboys he frequently visits.

shortsshortsshorts May 14, 2009 at 2:25 pm

Going after Mama McCain will surely propel Limbaugh’s image and CERTAINLY not push him into the fringe. After all, who does this 97 year old woman think she is? GRILL HER LIMBAUGH. NO MERCY. BEAT HER DOWN. She must SUFFER.

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 14, 2009 at 2:26 pm

[re=316690]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: Oh, I dunno. She looks better preserved than, say, Keith Richards.

CockedAle May 14, 2009 at 2:28 pm

[re=316697]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: Better preserved than Cindy.

sanantonerose May 14, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Didn’t she have an affair with Gene Hackman?

sanantonerose May 14, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=316650]NoWireHangers[/re]: Salty old sass. I have a new goal in life.

sanantonerose May 14, 2009 at 2:30 pm

[re=316658]Joshua Norton[/re]: Sabretoothed tigress?

Texan Bulldoggette May 14, 2009 at 2:31 pm

I think Roberta is too tough, stringy for Limbaugh. Rush better stick to eating the likes of the Huckabee kids or K-Lo. They’ll provide enough sustenance to last him through his next show.

SwanSwanH May 14, 2009 at 2:32 pm

[re=316649]The Cold Sea[/re]: So did Rush.

Bearbloke May 14, 2009 at 2:32 pm

[re=316695]Scrodd[/re]: Hopefully Rush’s next 40 years alone will be at Gitmo.

[re=316696]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: I’m curious to see if McWALNUTS has any honor left to go after that fat fuck for dissing his mom…

Naked Bunny with a Whip May 14, 2009 at 2:33 pm

She looks familiar. Did Mom McCain have a cameo in “Airplane!”?

sleepy May 14, 2009 at 2:34 pm

(roberta) mccain / (barabara) bush in ’12!

TGY May 14, 2009 at 2:35 pm

Damned if we haven’t found someone who won’t apologize to Rush.

2druk2phluq May 14, 2009 at 2:36 pm

[re=316667]boatapple[/re]: Oh the myriad pleasures of false teeth. Are you with me? Henggggh? Henggggh?

She’s simply seen the way Rush looks at her meds. I’m right there with her on that. Being a Republican Assphluq is one thing, scoping out my Oxy is another. Bust a cap in his ass if he gets too close, Roberta!

x111e7thst May 14, 2009 at 2:37 pm

[re=316696]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: What does A Coulter think? We need a cogent and well-informed opinion on the many failings of this (birth certificate??) 97 year old disgrace.

moldilox May 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm

after she apologizes, the rushter thinks he would hit that,… also

momus May 14, 2009 at 2:43 pm

She looks like she’s reading from a TelePrompTer..

Servo May 14, 2009 at 2:52 pm

Cool. A Fat Fuck vs. Old Fuck buffet scrimmage in the making.

zenferret May 14, 2009 at 2:53 pm

[re=316719]SwanSwanH[/re]: Rush took Mother McCain’s pills? Figgers…

She looks like Dave’s Mom. Are McCain and Letterman related?

[re=316730]TGY[/re]: Someone not apologizing to Rush. Might actually prevent the death of the GOP. Dang.

arclight May 14, 2009 at 2:54 pm

I’ve always secretly thought Roberta McCain was pretty cool for a crotechy old person. I want to see her beat a would-be mugger to a pulp with her purse!

Crank Tango May 14, 2009 at 2:56 pm

I t[re=316658]Joshua Norton[/re]: what comes after cougar?
Looks like sabre-tooth tiger to me!

Lorax May 14, 2009 at 2:57 pm

Is Memaw reading from cue cards? Who the hell is she talking to? It’s like she’s the guest host on SNL and didn’t come to rehearsal.

Crank Tango May 14, 2009 at 3:00 pm

[re=316708]sanantonerose[/re]: oops. beat me to it.

sezme May 14, 2009 at 3:01 pm

Thank you for mercifully not showing any Leno in that clip. It will would have killed the mood for my Roberta McC. (and Kevin Spacey) fapfest.

sarcasticusername May 14, 2009 at 3:15 pm

what the hell is mccain’s mom doing on leno? is jay really that hard up for guests?

prophet1195 May 14, 2009 at 3:15 pm

She can’t get enough of that nice, clean-cut college boy, Keith Olberman.
She tells her friends, “I’d let Keith mow my lawn, any day!!!”

Kenneth the NBC Governor May 14, 2009 at 3:43 pm

Jesus…when the fuck is Conan taking over, again?

dijetlo May 14, 2009 at 3:49 pm

I have to agree with Roberta on this one, the guy I feel sorry for is Michael Steele. He joined the Republican party thinking that’s where all the smart white people hung out only to discover, there are no smart white people. It’s nothing but bible clutching bitters from sea to shining sea.
He tries, Lord knows he tries to depict his party as something other than a pack of simple minded lemmings ever rushing over the same cliff, but he’s surrounded by crazy white people who get pissy if you get between them and the cliff.

Tommmcatt May 14, 2009 at 4:06 pm

Pretty fucking spry for 97, wouldn’t you say? Doesn’t look a day over 84.

Joey Ratz May 14, 2009 at 4:23 pm

[re=316665]DeLand DeLakes[/re]: Rush had a different one, back in the day of his failed TV show. He talked about Clinton’s cat Socks and then asked “Did you know there is a White House dog?” and held up a pic of Chelsea. Rush: funny and classy!

Bruno May 14, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Oh, she’s still around? I assumed she was another campaign prop like Trigg or Tripp or whatever

Bruno May 14, 2009 at 4:36 pm

Can someone ask her what the sex life is like with a Panamanian rear admiral? America needs to know this vital information

Mustang May 14, 2009 at 4:45 pm

[re=316667]boatapple[/re]: GGGILF?

Cicada May 14, 2009 at 5:50 pm

Holy fuck. Rush actually went after her.
http://mediamatters.org/clips/200905140023

I actually thought he might leave it alone for the sake of not looking like a big fat bully beating up on an old lady, but naw.

You stay awesome, Rushbo.

Mad Cabbie May 14, 2009 at 5:56 pm

I don’t know about you guys, I think Roberta McCain is hot!

assistant/atlas May 14, 2009 at 6:10 pm

Definitely hotter than Meghan, that’s for sure.

imissopus May 14, 2009 at 8:28 pm

“Send McCain’s mother out to dump on me.”

Whoa Rush, if that’s your trip I’m sure the cabana boys can be coaxed into it for an extra fifty.

hamletta May 14, 2009 at 10:54 pm

[re=316780]arclight[/re]: No need to wait for a mugger. She’ll beat down the poor bastard sent by the GOP to get her to grovel to Rush! Even if it’s her own son!

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