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It’s probably happening on his radio show, right now, or whenever it’s on: fat Rush Limbaugh burping and groaning as he feasts on the roasted carcass of 97-year-old “Rockefeller Republican” Roberta McCain, John McCain’s lovely “gaffe-prone” mum, who told Jay Leno last night that she simply does not care for this Rush Limbaugh. [Ben Smith]
1:57 PM
on Thu May 14 2009
By
Jim Newell
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McCainMom is clearly a RINO, and must be purged.
Rush is a man of honor. He’d never attack Mrs Burns, er, McCain like he’d never attack a 12 year old Chelsea Clinton.
97-year-old bones will be no match for Limbaugh’s meaty jaws.
crunch-crunch-slurp
97! She took her pills.
Roberta McCain could beat Rush to death with cane or mow him down in her Rascal. That’s some salty old sass right there. Gin and vinegar. Spicy that one.
“In his belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over 1000 years.”
She’s hawt! What comes after Couger?
How come she looks younger than her son? Also.
And the shootout heats up between the Fatfiends vs. McCoyns.
SmutBoffin: Gozer the Traveller - he will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Valdranaii, the traveller came as a large and moving Torr! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex supplicants they chose a new form for him - that of a giant Slorr! Many Shubs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slorr that day, I can tell you!
ManchuCandidate: Actually, it was John McCain who came up with the lafftastic barb about lil’ Chelsea being so ugly because she was the spawn of Janet Reno. Which brings me to this wonderful Roberta broad: judging by her comments on the campaign trail, I would say she hates her son even more than I do!
I’d hit it.
wherez teh bief?
I’ll bet she listens to Bill O.
Let’s invoke the 29th Amendment — the one that says moms can take their kids’ Senate seats during national emergencies so the tough decisions can actually get made.
NoWireHangers: Hee my Nana used to say “piss and vinegar!”
Joshua Norton: LOL!
Grinning goblin Michael Steele will be made to apologize as follows for Grammie McCain’s comments:
“That was not Mrs McCain…that was Bea Arthur propped up to look like Mrs McCain by evil gay liberal ventriloquist Kevin Spacey.”
At 0:47 she almost called him a retard…
boatapple:
Ninety-seven, really? She doesn’t look a day over 95.
I hope Rush lives as long as her, spending the next 40 years alone and being reminded how he can’t maintain any relationship other than the Dominican cabanaboys he frequently visits.
Going after Mama McCain will surely propel Limbaugh’s image and CERTAINLY not push him into the fringe. After all, who does this 97 year old woman think she is? GRILL HER LIMBAUGH. NO MERCY. BEAT HER DOWN. She must SUFFER.
Lascauxcaveman: Oh, I dunno. She looks better preserved than, say, Keith Richards.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Better preserved than Cindy.
Didn’t she have an affair with Gene Hackman?
NoWireHangers: Salty old sass. I have a new goal in life.
Joshua Norton: Sabretoothed tigress?
I think Roberta is too tough, stringy for Limbaugh. Rush better stick to eating the likes of the Huckabee kids or K-Lo. They’ll provide enough sustenance to last him through his next show.
The Cold Sea: So did Rush.
Scrodd: Hopefully Rush’s next 40 years alone will be at Gitmo.
shortsshortsshorts: I’m curious to see if McWALNUTS has any honor left to go after that fat fuck for dissing his mom…
She looks familiar. Did Mom McCain have a cameo in “Airplane!”?
(roberta) mccain / (barabara) bush in ‘12!
Damned if we haven’t found someone who won’t apologize to Rush.
boatapple: Oh the myriad pleasures of false teeth. Are you with me? Henggggh? Henggggh?
She’s simply seen the way Rush looks at her meds. I’m right there with her on that. Being a Republican Assphluq is one thing, scoping out my Oxy is another. Bust a cap in his ass if he gets too close, Roberta!
shortsshortsshorts: What does A Coulter think? We need a cogent and well-informed opinion on the many failings of this (birth certificate??) 97 year old disgrace.
after she apologizes, the rushter thinks he would hit that,… also
She looks like she’s reading from a TelePrompTer..
Cool. A Fat Fuck vs. Old Fuck buffet scrimmage in the making.
SwanSwanH: Rush took Mother McCain’s pills? Figgers…
She looks like Dave’s Mom. Are McCain and Letterman related?
TGY: Someone not apologizing to Rush. Might actually prevent the death of the GOP. Dang.
I’ve always secretly thought Roberta McCain was pretty cool for a crotechy old person. I want to see her beat a would-be mugger to a pulp with her purse!
I tJoshua Norton: what comes after cougar?
Looks like sabre-tooth tiger to me!
Is Memaw reading from cue cards? Who the hell is she talking to? It’s like she’s the guest host on SNL and didn’t come to rehearsal.
sanantonerose: oops. beat me to it.
Thank you for mercifully not showing any Leno in that clip. It will would have killed the mood for my Roberta McC. (and Kevin Spacey) fapfest.
what the hell is mccain’s mom doing on leno? is jay really that hard up for guests?
She can’t get enough of that nice, clean-cut college boy, Keith Olberman.
She tells her friends, “I’d let Keith mow my lawn, any day!!!”
Jesus…when the fuck is Conan taking over, again?
I have to agree with Roberta on this one, the guy I feel sorry for is Michael Steele. He joined the Republican party thinking that’s where all the smart white people hung out only to discover, there are no smart white people. It’s nothing but bible clutching bitters from sea to shining sea.
He tries, Lord knows he tries to depict his party as something other than a pack of simple minded lemmings ever rushing over the same cliff, but he’s surrounded by crazy white people who get pissy if you get between them and the cliff.
Pretty fucking spry for 97, wouldn’t you say? Doesn’t look a day over 84.
DeLand DeLakes: Rush had a different one, back in the day of his failed TV show. He talked about Clinton’s cat Socks and then asked “Did you know there is a White House dog?” and held up a pic of Chelsea. Rush: funny and classy!
Oh, she’s still around? I assumed she was another campaign prop like Trigg or Tripp or whatever
Can someone ask her what the sex life is like with a Panamanian rear admiral? America needs to know this vital information
boatapple: GGGILF?
Holy fuck. Rush actually went after her.
http://mediamatters.org/clips/200905140023
I actually thought he might leave it alone for the sake of not looking like a big fat bully beating up on an old lady, but naw.
You stay awesome, Rushbo.
I don’t know about you guys, I think Roberta McCain is hot!
Definitely hotter than Meghan, that’s for sure.
“Send McCain’s mother out to dump on me.”
Whoa Rush, if that’s your trip I’m sure the cabana boys can be coaxed into it for an extra fifty.
arclight: No need to wait for a mugger. She’ll beat down the poor bastard sent by the GOP to get her to grovel to Rush! Even if it’s her own son!