Wonkette
Oh dear, poor Chuckles. His Senate challenger, Wingnut #A, has already thrown together his first secretly-has-gay-overtones attack ad against the orange governor, who is shown “embracing” Barack Obama, intimately, maybe with his mouth. Or are we reading into this too much? Obviously! But still, OY. Being secretly gay will not make this a fun year-long primary season for Charlie Crist. [The Plum Line]
Rubio’s not <a href=”http://www.jacksonville.com/files/editorial/images/lynn/jacksonville/mdControlled/cms/2009/02/18/25404646.jpg”?bad-looking, but what is wrong with his hears? Alien for sure.
i think you’re right, jim. i got a little hot just watching their mouths float around each other. mmm, orange drink… didn’t our prez request Tang at the kids in space day?
Gah. Whores. Teablogging had this hours ago. Also.
Is that Obama’s O-Face? WHERE ARE CHARLIE’S HANDS?
People should not be reading into things just because Crist made his campaign announcement at the Rock Hudson-Paul Lynde Memorial Community Center in Boca Del Vista, Florida.
at the end, is rubio’s log an anarchist flag?
http://marcorubio.com/
it totally is.
DAMN. Again: Rubio’s not bad looking. The ears bother me. Florida freaks.
Yay, more Cubanos in the Congress! Let’s keep that embargo in place forevah! Cuz Cuba’s such a huge threat to the US!
POLO! FISH OUT OF WATER!
I’m sure much worse than this is coming down the pike. How ’bout a montage of Crist, Obama, Jeremiah Wright, Harry Reid and whoever else they can get, set to the tune of “Crazy Little Thing Called Love” and just dripping with hearts and flowers? By the time the RSCC is done with him, he’ll be wishing he was just a drag queen with a heroin problem.
Pretty cagy strategy there, tying your opponent to the guy with a 70% approval rating.
norbizness: goddamnitalltohellandback
Does Obama look like he has a little toothbrush mustache in the pixilated fade-to-black at 0:25?
Crist had better not. Rahm Emanuel will kick his ass.
For what it may be worth - those of us who live in the Land o’ Flowers are fully aware of wingnut stud-muffin Rubio’s long-time friendship (until the “recent unpleasantness”) with Mark Foley…
Dave J.: You caught that one, too.
What a planet.
That expression on Crist’s face has got ’size queen’ written all over it.
Is “embrace” a code word for picking an empathetic Supreme Court justice?
sanantonerose: When this debate begins, there’s going to be a lot of
tongue-lashing!
That ad makes me want a fish taco.
At the fade to black at about 0:27, is the border of the image of Obama and Crist heart-shaped? It looks like a valentine.
They used the same scary music that used to go over images of Osama Bin Laden in the 2004 campaigns. Somehow a pixelated dissolve of Crist and Obama doesn’t have the same oompf. They should add an image of the twin towers falling in the background, or some gay leather daddies.
Pierce Moffett: The dissolve of Crist and his New Master sure seemed to evolve into a heart shape.
Pretty cagy strategy there, tying your opponent to the guy with a 70% approval rating.
We don’t call it the Know-Nothing Party for nothin’, Jasper!
Hoping we’ll see this soon:
Report: Crist Circulating ‘Make Out Tape’ To Squash Gay Rumors
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/28/report-crist-circulating_n_103856.html
Marco Rubio??? He sounds spicy!
…and gay.
The real threat is gloomy Philip Glass impersonators.
Just because Crist likes to be ass-fucked by men, it doesn’t mean he’s gay. Fuck, you people sometimes….
Marco has a purty mouth.
Here’s the video of Crist announcing his bid for the Senate. I’m curious to see how, if at all, Crist’s prominent appearance in the documentary ‘Outrage’ will affect his campaign.
http://www.gotchamediablog.com/2009/05/charlie-crist-announces-bid-for-senate.html
Won’t this wingnut’s campaign implode when he’s caught soliciting a male gay homo man’s penis? I thought Crist was a threat to the Senate seat because his Republican homosexuality is by comparison secretive and well-guarded.
That looked an awful lot like the teaser trailer for Outrage, complete with pixilations. A coincidence, I’m sure.
Ha ha, the election is “coming” into focus!
I am sure I saw Rubio strip at the Boardwalk in North Miami Beach in the late ’90s. I distinctly remember stuffing a one into his g-string. He later set up camp for clients in his Hyundai in the parking lot outside Eckerd’s.
kthxbai…also: just making an early appeal to florida’s strong anarcho-syndicalist community, obvs.
but seriously they need to get top of their shit because the colors are reversed AND I AM OFFENDED BY UPSIDE-DOWN FLAGS LIKE ALL GET OUT.
Marco Rubio? He even looks like an italian movie gladiator from the 70s. SWORDFIGHT!
http://www.bookcase.com/~claudia/mt/archives/sword.jpg
I’d like to make an endless loop of the first fifteen seconds of this video, mute the sound, and watch it with about three good bong hits.
Daily Kos posted that picture yesterday (actually a slightly gayer version from the same event) and gifted it to the FL primary contenders. And the contenders bit down hard on it apparently.
Dr. Spaceman: Me too! You DO mean the Hayden-Harnett advert right?