Wonkette
Oh look, former Wonkette “Pornographer to the Stars” and current Washington Times gossip reporter Liz Glover went on the MSNBC teevee this weekend during a rare furlough from her regular job selling knick-knacks in the ghetto for the glory & prestige of Rev. Moon. She and her “less eccentric” (media-trained) partner discuss things that you will not want to hear about at all, like fashion and the power-politics dynamic of the White House Correspondents Dinner, but it’s fun to watch Liz randomly dancing and putting on props and breaking her microphone completely. [YouTube]
SO HIP
SO DEMURE
sooooo, what was the surprise from 2006?
The irony in that joke of course is that Laura’s miserable failure of a husband was responsible for creating all those deperate housewives (not to mention their families).
SO WHAT?
Sorry, nothing will top her interview with Sarah the Dog.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-CSGnT5w5g
Fap. Also.
Liz is much hotter than Newell. Newell is more cuddly, though.
Seven minutes? I’ll have to wait until I get home, when I can watch this under the influence of brownies and beer.
Liz, please forgive me if I feast on the banquet of your glorious decolletage.
This is the first time three attractive people have been on the screen at the same time on MSNBC.
I’m amazed the Wash Times still exists. Rev. Moon must be pouring the slave wages of his crazed followers into that rag.
She’s so ironic-cool.
Clip needs more titz.
I’m going to make comments to myself regarding Liz’s cleavage, and they will not be appropriate comments.
Our little girl, all growed up ‘n’goin’ to the prom. It’s so purdy!
Last time you’ll see her on MSNBC, unless she loses the top entirely.
Former? But she’s still Wonkette’s official Video Producer according to the sidebar.
Glenn Close is HAWT. But how come neither the corsage twins nor the unfunny news ladee mentioned Spielberg’s wife? Is Kate Capshaw just some dung he carried in on his shoe? I recommend seeing her in ‘The Locusts.’ I SOOO wanted to see Vince Vaughn fuck her, but I suppose it wouldn’t exactly have meshed with the script. Still, I would have volunteered to be her stand-in.
Where did the microphone land?
Boobies!
Nah, Liz’s beauty comes from her “I’m barely holding my insanity in check” facial expressions. She is the ugly duckling that turned into a beautiful cuckoo or whatever.
Yup, Liz has two candidates, I’d agree with that.
MSNBC could really improve their Nielson’s if they would just show some tit once in a while.
Seeing Liz Glover in such a state of undress makes me wish they panned the camera down. A lot.
Custerwolf: also ironic because her father-in-law was schtooping (with big pharma aid & sponsorship) one of the stars. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJZoai2HIeA
Liz’s wardrobe malfunction was not complete enough for my state of happiness.
NO ONE IN THE REAL WORLD GIVES A DAMN ABOUT THIS DAMN DINNER!
Really, that about sums it up regarding the WHCA thing.
Of course Todd “got his tux in Alaska”. It was in the RNC-labeled garbage bags in the basement.
i totally saw lizzy glover’s nip. also, too.
thefrontpage: I did care when I heard Colin Firth was going to be there- but then I forgot about it. And I am as real as it gets- just completely unnewsworthy.
thefrontpage: K.Lo., is that you?
thefrontpage: Don’t take it so personally, I don’t think anyone from MTV was invited.
Custerwolf: Glenn Close is a man.
Liz could barely keep her clothes on and kept wanting to bust out with irreverance at the least provocation. Was she on meth? If not, next time I would like to see her on a panel having just snorted meth.
When is the Green & Glover porno coming out. That would be change I could believe in!
1) zzzzzz
2) Washington Times? Really? That’s a stink that doesn’t ever wash out.
hobospacejunkie: Okay. Is she well hung?
Custerwolf: I don’t want to know. I’m still grossed out by him crying in the shower in that one movie, whatever it was, moobs flopping all over the place.
ShaqsDong: You’re not supposed to count Liz AND her boobies…silly
hobospacejunkie: I get his movies movies mixed up - was that shower scene in the movie where she’s the psychotic killer (Fatal Attraction) or where Jeff Briges is the psychotic killer (The Jagged Edge)? Not that it really matters, I suppose.
Donating the desserts to the homeless shelter? Let them eat cake.
Oh Liz, you can be my prom date anytime *sigh*
Ouch, not ready for TV
Sheesh, I thought Liz was going to put her shoe on her head for a second there.
me love summertime dresses for zee ladies
Hey! Liz… yeah… I’d hit that.
I admit my heart raced faster than it ever has during a three-person split-screen segment, and it skipped a beat when Liz’s strap fell demurely down.
drink, drank, drunk.
So this is what it’s like to be in love.
I have been pursuing the “gay agenda” for close to three decades, but I repeat my claim from the GOP convention that Liz is a goddess and I renounce my ways. So why the fuck is she working for the Moonies?
Definitely “Non-Mooo.”
Oh, sorry, Custer. Didn’t see you there.
Neilist: Of course I’m here, darling. I’m always here if you need anything.
Anything.
Really.
…and now that I’ve seen the video; they’re really referring to this as Nerd Prom? That nickname has been used for years for the San Diego Comic-Con; sorry, but try to find something that’s not already been (figuratively) copyrighted.
Custerwolf: The Big Chill
I didn’t listen to the audio and only watched half-way through……….Liz looks cute. RE: footage of the guests arriving - Michelle was the only person who didn’t look like she was swanning about. It looked more like a C-list Golden Globes party than a WHCD, but what do I know.
Biden Time: You’re right. I thought it odd that the Jagged Edge would have such a good soundtrack. Thank you for clearing that up.
Liz was cutest thing I’ve seen on TV in quite some time. I think they should use this clip in Media Training classes as a top-and-bottom before-and-after example. Rachel Sklar is better at framing a picture, though: http://www.flickr.com/photos/rachelsklar/3518492790/
And with this clip, Liz Glover continues to enrapture the hearts of men. She can be cute as a button, or sexy as all hell. She’s a girl who seems crazy in just the right ways. When she gets hit on by creepy old men, she’s classy about it. She’s got a smile and a way about her that says “I’m fun, and if you stay with me, you’ll have fun.” If she’s awkward, it’s in an adorable cute way. If she’s immature, it’s in a way you hope she never grows out of. And if she’s unhappy, you’ll want to listen why.
What man could resist the great Liz Glover? So much <3
kill, marry, fuck