Miss California Gets To Keep Crown, Even Though She Took Underwear Photos And Doesn't Like Gay Marriage

You know why we have not written about this too much? Because number one, who gives a flying fuck what Miss California thinks about political "things." And number two, any beauty pageant contestant whodoesn'thave a boatload of topless photos in her closet is just not trying hard enough. Anyway Donald Trump, the owner of the Miss USA and the world's wealthiest muskrat, determined that Carrie Prejean's hawt pre-boob-job photos did not diminish her ability to attend ribbon-cuttings at county fairs and other important Miss California-related events. It is a sad day when Donald Trump is the sanest man on television. [ USA Today ]