It’s Official!

And, right on cue, he’s being disinvited from the Republican party.

“That said, Crist’s work with Obama on the stimulus speaks to a larger truth: the far-right Republican base tends to hate the Florida governor … the governor will face a very aggressive Republican opponent — former Florida House Speaker Marco Rubio — who will run far to Crist’s right. In fact, Rubio, laying the groundwork for his primary message, recently said, “If you agree with Susan Collins or Olympia Snowe on some of these issues, you might as well become a Democrat.”

Rubio recently won plaudits from the Weekly Standard, will no doubt enjoy support from the Club for Growth, and is rumored to enjoy the quiet backing of Jeb Bush. He’s going to spend the next year throwing red meat to the party base, dismissing Crist as an unprincipled moderate.”

Join us, Charlie. We have cookies and sane people.

We have cookies and sane people.

And lots of left-over cupcakes. If K-Lo didn’t eat them all.

[re=314131]Tra[/re]: Though it would be better for the Dems if the crazy right-wingtard wins the republican primary, I will experience a simulacrum of pleasure when CC wipes the floor with the wingtard’s ugly butt.

[re=314120]themightysea[/re]: Mind you, they can’t always be hypocrites. some southern Republican leadership really do hate gheyness, but their stance alone may cause uncertain judgment about their possible “closet-state”.

For a different explanation, try the evolutionary argument. If they could legislate history, this place would be 6,000 years old ON PAPER, BY GOD.

Gee won’t he miss her an awful lot while he’s out on the campaign trail?

From a report right before his wedding:
He said he was “blessed” to have found Rome, adding of his wedding: “In just nine days, it gets consummated in a very formal way in my hometown of St. Petersburg, and I’m looking forward to it.”
If you’re wondering, “in a very formal way” meant he had to do it in front of three witnesses. No trick photography or simulation allowed. Say what you want, but I’m proud of the man. It must have been difficult. Thankfully, he’ll never have to do it again.

Not only does Charlie have a wife, but she’s the multi-millionaire heiress to a Halloween costume company. How gay is that? And she has a place on fabulous Fisher Island, just a short ferry ride from South Beach. If you have to marry your beard you could do a lot worse.

I wonder if he has campaign staff that will exercize the doomsday option if it looks like he’s going to win.

“She wore the same type of wedding dress Nicole Kidman and Katie Holmes did!”

Ghey.

Hey, we teh ghayz have a big tent (we inherited it from Ethel Merman, bless her heart). Big enough for that petite, white-haired version of George Hamilton and his costume-laden wife, certainly. Dibs on the stash of Pirate hooks!

[re=314155]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Nah, Charlie’s good-looking enough to avoid having to be a bathroom goblin. I’m thinking cleverly-worded ad on Craigslist.

Wife, beard, whatever. Charlie just doesn’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.

This is actually pretty awesome, considering there’s a whole MOVIE out now, full of guys saying they fucked Charlie in college. You go, Charlie. Haterz step back, this girl is going to WASHINGTON!

Ethel Merman was not “gay.” And neither was George Hamilton, for that matter.

George Hamilton for Senate! I loved him in “Zorro: The Gay Blade”

It’s just two or three short steps from here to resigning to spend more time with your family.

[re=314156]Cuthbert J Twillie[/re]: But who’s the guy on the other side of her?:

http://bigheaddc.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/charlie-christ.jpg

You could say he’s thrown his beard into the ring.