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If all the newspapers in America disappeared tomorrow — instead of next year, as scheduled, because of Gmail — you would never know about this story. Think about it. [LA Times/Christian Science Monitor]
SAVE OUR MEDIA!
Biden Insults Obama’s Black Dog
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Biden seems to be enjoying his Alzheimer’s. Next he’s going to think he’s Reagan or something.
Bo is better at sports.
Can I hire this guy to give a toast at my wedding? Would he do it for $85 and all you can eat gravy?
Both dogs, however, are smarter than Joe Biden. Better housebroken, too.
magic titty: and has a bigger cock.
bo knows how to stay on script. also, too.
It’s time for Biden’s new fact-finding mission to Mexico City, in 5..4..3..2…
Bo, as in the dog, or Biden’s son?
Does Bo fellate Joe without peanutbutter? Dumb, DUMB dog.
GOP talking point #122111
This is elder-abuse… HATERS!
this is a matter of dogs, not say medical advice, so biden (being a world-class houndsman) probably knows what he’s talking about here
Have we considered it might be true? What if Bo Obama is just the dumbest of dumb dogs? Is that a bad thing?
WIDTAP: BO NEEDZ A TELEPROMPTER!!!1!!!
How is this even a story? Everyone knows that white dogs are smarter than black dogs.
There will always be a soft spot in my heart for Biden.
that article should rec3v the ban hammer
Jesus christ. I have two dogs. I know which on the smart one is. And honestly, Bo doesn’t look like he has much going on under the head plate.
Does this mean that Joe Biden is actually saying something both calculated and correct for a change? That is a story worth investigating. Where’s Woodward when you need him…
Levi Johnston was practicing cap-and-trade, except when he wasn’t! Sorry honey!
Thank you, I’ll be here all week -
(Whoops, wrong thread. You get the idea.)
So the dumb one is in the White House and the smart, calculating one lives at the Naval Observatory. This reminds me of something…. can’t quite put my finger on it.
It is not an insult to say a dog is dumb. If it had been, beagles and Pomeranians would have gone extinct out of shame. QED.
Crab1: Obv.
Scrodd: Win.
“Black Dog”? I know his “Stairway to Heaven,” sucked, but I’d never heard him attempt anything else by the mighty Zepp.
Maybe I’d better read the article.
The LA times will receive a Pulitzer for this, because it sucks so bad.
“Oh yeah? Well my dog’s dick is bigger than your dog’s dick!”
Lionel Hutz Esq.: One dog is German, the other is Portuguese.
take from that what you will. just the facts.
Well yeah! German Shepherds are pretty darn smart!
(But what do I know…my dog eats his own poop.)
SayItWithWookies: But what if Beagles and Poms are too stupid to know you’re calling them stupid? Kinda like the airhead blonde who laughs “with” people even though those people laughing *at* her. The only reason Beagles are still alive is because nobody can hate such a cute face…!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Champ is black and tan. That must make him 3/4 as dumb as Bo.
Bo will be losing his baby teeth about the time Champ’s hips give out.
Natural selection has never been big on inbreeding, maybe people should pay more attention.
Biden should be seen and not heard.
I was thinking of getting one of those self-neutering breeds:
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/balls.jpg
Joe’s unsuccessful attempt at re-directing his anger at Barry being his boss. “Well, he may be pretty, but at least I’m smarter!” Sorry, Joe. Fail.
Joe is merely guilty of schoolyard braggadocio. Puffery. It’s like laundry detergents that claim to get your clothes 33% BRIGHTER! Uh-huh. How you gonna measure that claim again?
In this case, Joe’s probably wrong about the dogs, I read that Porties are pretty damn smart, and what’s he got, golden retrievers?
Lascauxcaveman: “It’s like laundry detergents that claim to get your clothes 33% BRIGHTER! How you gonna measure that claim again?”
Well, I suppose it depends on how stupid your clothes were to begin with.
Will work for shoes: Actually, upon further study, I have found out that white dogs are just as smart as black dogs, but that lighter brown dogs are smarter than darker black dogs. Just ask the President of the New York School for the Hard of Hearing.
Well, Bo, you have been served! It’s on!
I don’t think Joe even earned a puppy.
Well, I’ve found Biden’s dog to be much more conversational on foreign affairs issues, but Obama’s dog to be much more in touch with domestic terrorism.
Here is yet another example of Democrats failing to get their talking points right. The well-coordinated GOP knows the answer to the dog intelligence question lies only with one man, Rush.
Does Joe the Plumber have a hypothetical dog in the same way he has hypothetical kids who are afraid of queers and a hypothetical plumbing license/business. Because I’d like to know what JTP dog might hypothetically think on this matter.
Our Army and Marines are in the field and this is what passes for journalism in this country? I hope the fucking newspapers all go away. They’ve been lying to us and feeding this shit for news for decades.
“add that one to the gaffe book.”
Did that reporter really fucking write that? Two guys dissing on each other’s dogs is one for the “gaffe book”? Jesus Christ in a laundromat.
this is really stupid. somehow joe biden has become the ‘george bush’ of this administration when the ‘george bush’ of the previous administration was well, george bush and just kind of a waste.
also, president.
biden is a first rate intellect, his politics are juicey and his ‘gaffes’ are utterly delightful.
bored now.
Since Obama just compared Biden to Bo, though, doesn’t that mean Biden’s saying his dog is smarter than he himself is? That’s fucking adorable.
Bruno: Being a dog’ he would just pee on it.
zenferret: Oh noez, too much helium in my comma!
zenferret: I thought your voice sounded higher than usual.
Whoa, I thought black folks had white dogs!