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BEAUTY PAGEANT POLITICS: “During an appearance last week with MSNBC’s Keith Olbermann, Michael Musto jested that Miss California officials also paid for Carrie Prejean to ‘cut off her penis’ and likened her to Klaus Barbie, a Nazi war criminal believed to be responsible for up to 4,000 deaths.” [Fox News]
Ummmm…so?
Responsible for hordes of young men going blind and losing their hands maybe.
When boob jobs are outlawed, only outlaws will have grapefruit-shaped boobs.
Leave Carrie alone!
Plus she was way much more hawwtt w/dark hair and humanoid boobs (see Figure 1, above).
Well, it was a “jest,” so what are they whining about?
I actually don’t mind this chick too much. As long as they’re showing only pictures and video without audio of her, she reminds me of a trashy, stupid version of Tricia Helfer.
I finally heard someone speak this fucked up bitch’s name and realized the ‘j’ is pronounced as softly as her silky smooth skin.
The peen removal might go a long way to explaining her martyrdom among wingnuts. I always thought her hands were too masculine.
Brendan M.:
Nope. Only one Six.
http://triciahelferfansite.com/images/wallpaper/Tricia_Helfer_008.jpg
V572625694: I imagine that titty-fucking her would look like someone spilled a fruitbowl.
moar liek Klaus Barbie Doll amirite?
She is a scumbag cusz she perpetuated the stereotype that pretty people don’t advance themselves academically cuz they get by on their good looks.
Musto is just so jealous. Prejean has had more dicks inside her in the last week than he will ever have if he lives to be 100.
“She’s being attacked for her opinion; she’s getting creamed for just giving her perspective. It’s just another example of the intolerant left…”
Umm..Project much? So I guess the Dixie Chicks were just giving their perspective, intolerant right?
Great — it looks like the Republicans have found their next faux Everyperson. They glom onto some simpleminded twit who parades her idiocy in public and then cry “liberal elitism!” when she gets beaten up for her dumbass views. From Sarah Palin to Joe the Plumber to Michael Steele and now this dipshit. And no, she’s not being criticized because she contradicts the liberal agenda — she’s being mocked because she’s a dumbass. There’s a difference.
To remedy these controversies, just give all the beauty-pageant prizes to Kim Kardashian all the time. Then let Lottery Winners get to beat her ass with a rubber hose, and give the money to charity.
mrpuma2u: Is it a stereotype if it’s true?
Custerwolf: You….oh….my.
V572625694: Yes, darling, but business is business, and if management saw fit to give her the keys to the company tits, you can’t blame her for getting attached to them.
Custerwolf: So are you.
ManchuCandidate: I figured that would provoke a response, likely rage. I would totally go gay for Tricia Helfer, and I’m already a straight male.
freakishlystrong: “She’s being attacked for her opinion; she’s getting creamed for just giving her perspective.”
Jesus that sounds like the screenplay for her new porno.
At least Musto didn’t compare her to Pope Pius. Hypocritic homophobe? Actually… that would have been about right.
The FOX article fails of its promise, however. This early sentence:
“She’s getting creamed for just giving her perspective,” said Daley
Just didn’t go where I hoped. However, they do explain that she hates homos because she’s bitter that her Dad is gay. So that’s a consolation prize.
V572625694: Yup
ManchuCandidate:
must . . . not . . . touch . . . my penis
well that was a lost cause right from the get-go.
She’s the female Joe the Plumber - the conservatives never vet their props before propping them up….
Custerwolf: Yes, bonus points for “creamed”, out of the mouth of some Focus on the Family douche, but the hyprocrisy of it took over and I couldn’t snark…
Custerwolf: If I crash and die on the road home it’s your fault for putting this image in my head.
Brendan M.:
I’m not a fan of Mz Prejean because of her overpowering stupid. I like women to have a brain, but I guess I’m just a dork.
Carrie & Gary Sinise may be the face of a kinder, gentler GOP:
http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/05/11/actor-gary-sinise-floated-as-possible-gop-savior/
If Steele can figure out how to bury Cheney, Gingrich, et al.
Brendan M.: I’m no model, a model’s just an imitation of the real thing.
- Mae West
There aren’t too many swishy dishy journalists I like, ‘cept for Musto, and maybe that Sullivan guy.
chascates: Nooooooooooo!!!!!! Please not Gary Sinise? I love that guy. Huh? He got fat and old? Oh, okay - GOP can have him.
chascates: Well, they’d make beautiful babies if they got together…
chascates: Off on a bit of a tangent here. But, Gary Sinise can’t be the next savior of the GOP because he champions veterans causes, and Sean Hannity hates the troops. Which is why Sean won’t be waterboarded for a veterans’ charity. So, do the math: Gary Sinise = TYRANNY.
Glen Beck ain’t got nothing on me. Also.
Why do we pester beauty pageant contestants with questions? Do we yell “Show us your titts!” during the Nobel awards ceremony? Evening gown, swimsuit and then have them fire ping pong balls from their lady parts for distance, extra points if you can drop one in a fish bowl.
THAT’S America, Baby.
RoscoePColtraine: Jesus - I’m glad I read this before I looked. Sinise was high up on the fuckability ladder for me back in the days of Gump.
ManchuCandidate: Fag.
ManchuCandidate: There are many copies…
ManchuCandidate: That’s why Cylons are sexxxy.
Custerwolf: Yeah, that one and Apollo 13. Lot’s of material for the “lonely times.” Which reminds me, we still get to keep Ed Harris don’t we?
ManchuCandidate: Brendan M.: I have to agree with Brendan on this one I’m afraid. Gay or straight, nothing says “fuck me HARD” like stupid.
Miss California to James Dobson: ‘Satan Was Trying to Tempt Me’
http://www.usnews.com/blogs/god-and-country/2009/05/11/miss-california-to-james-dobson-satan-was-trying-to-tempt-me.html
Larry Fine: Even Donald Trump can’t afford those kind of electrolysis bills.
dijetlo: But if we don’t ask them questions, we can’t pretend it’s a “scholarship” pageant. Then the fem-nists will get all cranky and shit.
dijetlo: I would actually watch a beauty pagent under those circumstances.
RoscoePColtraine: I agree, to a certain extent. But it is a superficial, short-lived kind of attraction. I mostly agree with ManchuCandidate.
Anita Cocktail: See, that’s why I’ve recently opened the “Uncle Dijetlos school of Modeling”, where we teach young pageant hopefuls to hit the fucking fishbowl.
Cape Clod: That’s what I’m sayin’.
This email just leaked….(from Donald Trump to Carrie Prejean)
Dear Carrie,
So, what I need to know is how bad do you want to keep that crown? Because mycrown’s got needs, bitch. Don’t forget to use your tongue. Oh, and it’s called “sucking” for a reason.
See you in an hour. Just tell the doorman I’m here to polish Mr. Trump’s crown.
Later,
Donald
chascates: Apparently her God didn’t mind so much when she got the boob job, or undressed for the camera…He waited until now to decide the pageant wasn’t all that important. Funny guy, that God.
I hate it when Fox News doesn’t allow for comments…
She’s the Klaus Barbie Benton of the American Right.
You people are so judgmental. Did not our Lord and Savior say “Let he without implants cast off the first thong?”
Sinise can’t do the GOP Savior thing – only one bass player allowed per band, and Hucklebuck’s already there.
I like this gal, she speaks to me, especially with her top off.
chascates: Whenever I hear the name “Gary Sinise,” all I can think of the quote from Being John Malkovich.
“You, me,…Gary Sinise.”
V572625694: Having seen the evidence, I would have to agree. I mean it’s one thing to need the same shoes or handbag as this day’s girlyfool, but having surgery and all that is just pitiful. Just so that you can look like a generic bimbette, and be the runner-up in some glorified wet tee-shirt contest.
Custerwolf: You mean lose them in a forest of palm-hair? I can never grow hair on my palms, no matter how hard I try. It’s the half-japanese genetics no doubt.
Ha, take that transgendered people! You’re always so uppity with your… uh.. whatever, you guys are weird and gross! In your faces! Haw haw!
Bigot got back.