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Panda Pregancy Is Not So Black And White (Sorry!)

  • It doesn’t matter whether the National Zoo’s panda’s uterus is half full or half empty—the important thing is how you look at it. [DCist]
  • Like a sullen teenager, the DC Metro is looking towards food to fix its problems. [Washington Post]
  • A bunch of firefighters were hurt during a local accidental tragedy at a strip mall that involved a gas leak, a strip mall, and injured firefighters. [DC Examiner]
  • If you hurry, you can maybe catch the tail end of Jack Kemp’s memorial happening now at the National Cathedral. [WTOP]
  • Premise: Wunderkind, in DC-speak, is apparently anyone younger than the arbitrary age of 40. Proposition: Meet 40 White House beat reporters younger than 40. Bonus tautology: Jake Tapper! [Fishbowl DC]

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  • Bruno

    I say allow eating and drinking on the Metro. But only sell Chicken Vindaloo and Rum.

    It would be so lowbrow to have hotdogs and beer.

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