Alan Keyes Keeps His Word, Gets Arrested At Notre Dame

Alan Keyes wanted to get arrested at Notre Dame and thrown in jail forever so very much that... well he just COULD NOT WAIT until the actually graduation ceremony in nine days! He and some friends were apprehended on the Notre Dame campus today, for trespassing: "Keyes was among a group of 26 protesters, some of them pushing baby carriages with dolls covered in fake blood." Is your pscyhology all fucked up now, liberals?! Oh. Anyway all of these folks turned down the $250 bail option and will starve to death in this jail... meaning more abortions for the rest of us! [ Chicago Breaking News ]