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He seethes with rage at these RepublicansYou know your party has hit new lows of odiousness when even a rat-eyed tax-delinquent creep who makes propaganda videos for Pajamas Media wants nothing to do with you. So congratulations, Republicans, Joe the “Plumber” is dumping your ass.

Samuel Wurzelbacher, better known as Joe the Plumber, tells TIME he’s so outraged by GOP overspending, he’s quitting the party — and he’s the bull’s-eye of its target audience.

Fine, great! He can go be a Teabagger, or whatever, and make money sucking the balls of True American Patriots who demonstrate by the dozens outside of city halls in a variety of third-tier American cities.

But he also said he wouldn’t support any cuts in defense, Social Security, Medicare or Medicaid — which, along with debt payments, would put more than two-thirds of the budget off limits.

Jesus christ, even Joe the Plumber is a socialist now. Somebody get him a Senate Committee chair!

Republicans in the Wilderness: Is the Party Over? [TIME]

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