MAKE EVERY DAY LIKE ISLAM DAY  11:07 am May 7, 2009

Muslin Takeover Of America Starts In Obama’s Home State Of Hawaii

by Sara K. Smith

Oh you laugh now ...The pineapple heads over in Hawaii have passed the worst piece of legislation EVER, worse even than the Fugitive Slave Act. They have decided to make September 24, 2009 into “Islam Day,” which will feature forcible conversions, public executions, and widespread consumption of halal meats.

Oh, wait:

The resolution does not call for any spending or organized celebration of Islam Day.

Well then fuck that holiday. It makes Kwanzaa look “serious.”

Hawaii lawmakers create ‘Islam Day’ [Honolulu Advertiser]

 

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ManchuCandidate May 7, 2009 at 11:12 am

I sham, you sham, we all sham for Islam?

bfstevie May 7, 2009 at 11:13 am

palinbachmann.com. SKS? Sounds like the ANTI-muslin dream team. If we could elect the Palin-Bachmann team we could all wear aluminum foil hats on our heads, with underpants liners. And spend every night barking at the moon.

Come here a minute May 7, 2009 at 11:13 am

This was done in collusion with Google Alerts to generate page views from all the wingnuts. Next the Hawaii legislature will pass Birth Certificate Day, which will also be commemorated with nothing at all.

Min May 7, 2009 at 11:13 am

Someone’s been at the pineapple wine again.

bfstevie May 7, 2009 at 11:13 am

Also.

The Cold Sea May 7, 2009 at 11:13 am

…and so it begins. The final days until the full Muslin takeover. Half breed only paved the way what with his fake BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Now, it’s on. To the store for ammo and hobo beans.

Tron Stuart Mill May 7, 2009 at 11:15 am

Islam Day is haram.

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 7, 2009 at 11:16 am

Is there such a thing as halal poi?

Noonan May 7, 2009 at 11:18 am

Freeper land should be fun today.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2009 at 11:18 am

It’s important to honor the contributions Islam has made to society — the Teleprompter, the forged birth certificate, the sleeper cell disguised as a political movement…

magic titty May 7, 2009 at 11:18 am

September 11th, 2001. . .September 24th, 2009. . .Coincidence?

Didn’t think so!

DangerousLiberal May 7, 2009 at 11:19 am

Arghh. This is scarier than “Air Force One” flying over Manhattan. I’m going to party like it’s 2001.

Doglessliberal May 7, 2009 at 11:19 am

I can haz felafel and hummus, plz?

Noonan May 7, 2009 at 11:20 am

One Freeper says :”I’ve never been to Hawaii, now I’ll never go! Perhaps Japanese occupation in WWII would have given them better insight to totalitarianism”

Classy.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2009 at 11:21 am

Also, I nominate today as “SKS on Speed” day. Posting like a maniac.

TimeCubist May 7, 2009 at 11:22 am

Do I get to slam you on Islam Day?

freakishlystrong May 7, 2009 at 11:22 am

There will be no Spam served on September 24 also.

jodyleek May 7, 2009 at 11:23 am

Assalamu alaikum is the thing to say/
on a bright Hawaiian Islam Day!

JMP May 7, 2009 at 11:25 am

I figured the comments on that would be filled with the crazy (and the random ALL CAPS), and man they do not disappoint:

“I will fight to my death to stop this transfer of power that Muslim-bred Obama has begun—I’m serious, he is evil”

And bonus racism:

“No…….THAT’S been moved to 4:20 and will follow the PowerPoint presentation entitled “How to destroy your enemies economy – Mexicans are doing it and so can we”. The “7 steps of owning a convenience store franchise” has been moved to Wednesday.”

slumcat May 7, 2009 at 11:30 am

If Sept 24th is my birthday, does that mean I’m Islamic?

magic titty May 7, 2009 at 11:30 am

[re=310648]SayItWithWookies[/re]: An easy Win. Thank you.

Hawaiiexpat May 7, 2009 at 11:34 am

LOL -

*proudly puffing up chest*

Yeah baby, that be my homies in the 808.

In our defense, we also lead all of America in per-capita consumption of spam (the meat product, not internet advertising).

Monsieur Grumpe May 7, 2009 at 11:36 am

Hallmark must so excited that they now have a holiday for the exploding card series.

jagorev May 7, 2009 at 11:38 am

widespread consumption of halal meats.

Mmmm… I think I’ll go have a gyro on a pita for lunch.

dave666 May 7, 2009 at 11:40 am

Not a trucknuts day yet????????????????

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:40 am

Those goddamned Hawaiians are always trying to make waves.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:40 am

[re=310675]slumcat[/re]: No, it just means you’re not dead yet.

bfstevie May 7, 2009 at 11:45 am

Just a qualification: The first time I clinked on the link to Honolulu Advertiser the url came up as “http://www.palinbachmann.com/”

So I’m not a complete idiot. Actually, I may be a complete idiot, but it has nothing to do with my comment about palinbachmann.com. The intertubes was not made for oldsters like me.

thefrontpage May 7, 2009 at 11:51 am

According to the state legislation and the Governor’s Office, here are some of the planned public activities for “Islam Day:”

–Public stonings, 1 p.m., 2 p.m, 3 p.m., free, State Capitol Plaza.

–Public beheadings, 1:45 p.m, 2:45 p.m., 3:45 p.m., free, State Capitol Plaza.

–Men-only driving contest, noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m, $100 entry fee, Hawaii NASCAR Racetrack

–Female public humiliation exercises, 8, 8:30, 9, 9:30, 10, 10:30, 11, through the day, free, State Capitol Plaza.

–”How to Publicly Criticize Alcohol, Cigarettes and Women But Privately Enjoy All Three,” seminar, workshop and lecture, noon-4 p.m., State House Freedom Room.

–Kosher Food Feast, featuring matzo-ball soup, knishes, latkes, brisket, matzoh, deli foods, pickles, State House Cafeteria, all day.

RoscoePColtraine May 7, 2009 at 11:52 am

Hey SKS! You got your doc to go ahead and refill your adderall scrip or what?

Cape Clod May 7, 2009 at 11:54 am

Cokie Roberts warned us that Hawaii was a foriegn country.

facehead May 7, 2009 at 11:56 am

This is all a ploy by the dems to bailout the tea industry.

RoscoePColtraine May 7, 2009 at 11:57 am

And holy fucking shit, what now? This is undeniable unrefutable PROOF that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a goddam muslin. HE was born in that state people!!! Bill O’Reilly should call for a total boycott. Hawaii is so dead.

V572625694 May 7, 2009 at 12:00 pm

[re=310698]thefrontpage[/re]: Shouldn’t there be free circumcisions for women too?

chascates May 7, 2009 at 12:02 pm

I’m still waiting on ‘Terrorist Day.”

facehead May 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm
saridout May 7, 2009 at 12:03 pm

oh hey! that’s my birthday. now i can say i was born on Islam Day, 1985.

Bruno May 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm

Couldn’t they pass some more useful law like gay marraige or free pot for all?

Vewol Mevemont May 7, 2009 at 12:09 pm

[re=310704]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: No, no, and no. The first rule of Free Republic membership is that you may not admit that he was born in Hawaii — fake birth certificate, hello!?! Everyone in the Tundra-tard fan club knows that he was born in Mecca.

proudgrampa May 7, 2009 at 12:12 pm

[re=310648]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And don’t forget the demolition of downtown Manhattan…

RoscoePColtraine May 7, 2009 at 12:26 pm

[re=310721]Vewol Mevemont[/re]: Hey, I have no problem holding onto two opposing views at once. That’s why I’m smarter than you libtard bitches! So suck that! He’s a christian muslin, prooved by the fact that he went to that Jeremiah Wright’s church where he listened to “god DAMN america” and then thay went off to smoke hooka’s full of weed and drink tea.

Holy Cow!! May 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm

Still no word on my Religion is Plague Day.

proudgrampa May 7, 2009 at 12:39 pm

[re=310761]Holy Cow!![/re]: Ooh! I’ll sign that petition!

A Better American Than YOU May 7, 2009 at 12:40 pm

09/24/09 — DON’T YOU SEE THE SYMBOLISM?!?

Me neither. (Sorry for the wingtard caps)

S.Luggo May 7, 2009 at 12:41 pm

Meka Leka Hi, Meka Hiney Ho

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2009 at 12:44 pm

Time: one year ago
Place: Hawai’i Tourism Bureau boardroom

Chairman Pai’eke: “OK, people, as I said in the memo, we called this meeting to come up with an action plan that will help us deal with startling new market research that has troubling potential repercussions for our tourism paradise here. Manu, you want to want to give us a summary?”

Manu: “Yeah, well here it is in a nutshell. Survey after survey has revealed that the number one thing that visitors say would keep them from coming back to our isles is the prevalence of old white people here. They’re everywhere, and they are perceived as a nuisance, at best. Lotsa reasons given; they’re ugly at the beach; lousy drivers (too slow even for Hawaii), always complaining, always whining about their goddam senior discounts, lousy tippers, smell funny … the list goes on and on.”

Chairman Pai’eke: “Thanks for the summary. And now here’s Abdulla, with the first of many suggested steps to deal with this problem…”

american mutt May 7, 2009 at 12:48 pm

[re=310634]Come here a minute[/re]: ah, win.

S.Luggo May 7, 2009 at 12:55 pm

Next: Japanese Tourist Day (Dec. 7th).
Motto: This time, stay a little longer.

TGY May 7, 2009 at 1:16 pm

What can one expect from a state with a thousand words for fish and they’re all about the same fish!.

One Yield Regular May 7, 2009 at 1:33 pm

Un-unh. There ARE no halal meats in Hawai’i, unless you can count ono grilled in a banana leaf.

qwerty42 May 7, 2009 at 1:37 pm

I saw this over at Balloon Juice. I confess i suspected one of you guys, but no link was provided (drat). Still, clearly the plot continues.

Jackie Jormp Jomp May 7, 2009 at 1:55 pm

Well he’s definitely muslin… How do I wear muslin. I hear muslin is very thin.

OpusOne May 7, 2009 at 2:10 pm

NO! I knew our muslin presnit was going to somehow ruin my birthday. Now all the freepers are going to take over the internet. Can’t Hawaii move this to some other day? Maybe two weeks earlier? And make it a three-day weekend by having it on a Friday.

NEVER FORGET 9/24!!!11!!ONEHUNDREDELEVEN

Lord Growing May 7, 2009 at 2:14 pm

And the Shawarma Initiative begins…

JadedDIssonance May 7, 2009 at 3:18 pm

alt text ftw.

assistant/atlas May 7, 2009 at 6:51 pm

[re=310782]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: That made me smile. Mostly because I, too, hate old people.

kvtxzsvzxhktz May 7, 2009 at 6:55 pm

Wow, now it’ll be right up there with “Pleasant Holidays” day (December 9, 2005), a real holiday in the state of Hawaii when we gather together to celebrate a package travel company.

Jukesgrrl May 7, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=310926]Jackie Jormp Jomp[/re]: Be careful. It’s not very slimming.

cranky May 7, 2009 at 10:12 pm

[re=311458]Jukesgrrl[/re]: that’s only because they make every muslin, white.

by the way, if you do a search for muslin clothes or fabric, google image with “correct” it to muslim clothes because it more likely that people are stupid than that they have an interest in fabric? so proud.

Go Figure May 8, 2009 at 12:39 am

Islam hangs 10!

Surfing– I’m talking about surfing!

Custerwolf May 8, 2009 at 2:54 am

[re=311559]Go Figure[/re]: Goddamnit, I had to come all the way back here just to thank you for that one.

Thomas12 May 9, 2009 at 7:39 am

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-768956312207897325

Above video shows how much Islam brought damage to Europe “when Moors ruled Sapin” If Hawaiian senate and congress seen this video they would have never voted or passed this bill and they would have learn about how much damage Islam brought to Europe by ruling Spain for over 600 years.

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