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Oh you laugh now ...The pineapple heads over in Hawaii have passed the worst piece of legislation EVER, worse even than the Fugitive Slave Act. They have decided to make September 24, 2009 into “Islam Day,” which will feature forcible conversions, public executions, and widespread consumption of halal meats.

Oh, wait:

The resolution does not call for any spending or organized celebration of Islam Day.

Well then fuck that holiday. It makes Kwanzaa look “serious.”

Hawaii lawmakers create ‘Islam Day’ [Honolulu Advertiser]

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