make every day like islam day

Muslin Takeover Of America Starts In Obama’s Home State Of Hawaii

Oh you laugh now ...The pineapple heads over in Hawaii have passed the worst piece of legislation EVER, worse even than the Fugitive Slave Act. They have decided to make September 24, 2009 into “Islam Day,” which will feature forcible conversions, public executions, and widespread consumption of halal meats.

Oh, wait:

The resolution does not call for any spending or organized celebration of Islam Day.

Well then fuck that holiday. It makes Kwanzaa look “serious.”

Hawaii lawmakers create ‘Islam Day’ [Honolulu Advertiser]

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62 comments

  1. bfstevie

    palinbachmann.com. SKS? Sounds like the ANTI-muslin dream team. If we could elect the Palin-Bachmann team we could all wear aluminum foil hats on our heads, with underpants liners. And spend every night barking at the moon.

  2. Come here a minute

    This was done in collusion with Google Alerts to generate page views from all the wingnuts. Next the Hawaii legislature will pass Birth Certificate Day, which will also be commemorated with nothing at all.

  3. The Cold Sea

    …and so it begins. The final days until the full Muslin takeover. Half breed only paved the way what with his fake BIRTH CERTIFICATE! Now, it’s on. To the store for ammo and hobo beans.

  4. SayItWithWookies

    It’s important to honor the contributions Islam has made to society — the Teleprompter, the forged birth certificate, the sleeper cell disguised as a political movement…

  5. magic titty

    September 11th, 2001. . .September 24th, 2009. . .Coincidence?

    Didn’t think so!

  6. DangerousLiberal

    Arghh. This is scarier than “Air Force One” flying over Manhattan. I’m going to party like it’s 2001.

  7. Noonan

    One Freeper says :”I’ve never been to Hawaii, now I’ll never go! Perhaps Japanese occupation in WWII would have given them better insight to totalitarianism”

    Classy.

  8. JMP

    I figured the comments on that would be filled with the crazy (and the random ALL CAPS), and man they do not disappoint:

    “I will fight to my death to stop this transfer of power that Muslim-bred Obama has begun—I’m serious, he is evil”

    And bonus racism:

    “No…….THAT’S been moved to 4:20 and will follow the PowerPoint presentation entitled “How to destroy your enemies economy – Mexicans are doing it and so can we”. The “7 steps of owning a convenience store franchise” has been moved to Wednesday.”

  9. Hawaiiexpat

    LOL -

    *proudly puffing up chest*

    Yeah baby, that be my homies in the 808.

    In our defense, we also lead all of America in per-capita consumption of spam (the meat product, not internet advertising).

  10. Monsieur Grumpe

    Hallmark must so excited that they now have a holiday for the exploding card series.

  11. jagorev

    widespread consumption of halal meats.

    Mmmm… I think I’ll go have a gyro on a pita for lunch.

  12. bfstevie

    Just a qualification: The first time I clinked on the link to Honolulu Advertiser the url came up as “http://www.palinbachmann.com/”

    So I’m not a complete idiot. Actually, I may be a complete idiot, but it has nothing to do with my comment about palinbachmann.com. The intertubes was not made for oldsters like me.

  13. thefrontpage

    According to the state legislation and the Governor’s Office, here are some of the planned public activities for “Islam Day:”

    –Public stonings, 1 p.m., 2 p.m, 3 p.m., free, State Capitol Plaza.

    –Public beheadings, 1:45 p.m, 2:45 p.m., 3:45 p.m., free, State Capitol Plaza.

    –Men-only driving contest, noon, 2 p.m., 4 p.m, $100 entry fee, Hawaii NASCAR Racetrack

    –Female public humiliation exercises, 8, 8:30, 9, 9:30, 10, 10:30, 11, through the day, free, State Capitol Plaza.

    –”How to Publicly Criticize Alcohol, Cigarettes and Women But Privately Enjoy All Three,” seminar, workshop and lecture, noon-4 p.m., State House Freedom Room.

    –Kosher Food Feast, featuring matzo-ball soup, knishes, latkes, brisket, matzoh, deli foods, pickles, State House Cafeteria, all day.

  14. RoscoePColtraine

    Hey SKS! You got your doc to go ahead and refill your adderall scrip or what?

  15. RoscoePColtraine

    And holy fucking shit, what now? This is undeniable unrefutable PROOF that Barack HUSSEIN Obama is a goddam muslin. HE was born in that state people!!! Bill O’Reilly should call for a total boycott. Hawaii is so dead.

  16. V572625694

    [re=310698]thefrontpage[/re]: Shouldn’t there be free circumcisions for women too?

  17. Vewol Mevemont

    [re=310704]RoscoePColtraine[/re]: No, no, and no. The first rule of Free Republic membership is that you may not admit that he was born in Hawaii — fake birth certificate, hello!?! Everyone in the Tundra-tard fan club knows that he was born in Mecca.

  18. proudgrampa

    [re=310648]SayItWithWookies[/re]: And don’t forget the demolition of downtown Manhattan…

  19. RoscoePColtraine

    [re=310721]Vewol Mevemont[/re]: Hey, I have no problem holding onto two opposing views at once. That’s why I’m smarter than you libtard bitches! So suck that! He’s a christian muslin, prooved by the fact that he went to that Jeremiah Wright’s church where he listened to “god DAMN america” and then thay went off to smoke hooka’s full of weed and drink tea.

  20. A Better American Than YOU

    09/24/09 — DON’T YOU SEE THE SYMBOLISM?!?

    Me neither. (Sorry for the wingtard caps)

  21. Lascauxcaveman

    Time: one year ago
    Place: Hawai’i Tourism Bureau boardroom

    Chairman Pai’eke: “OK, people, as I said in the memo, we called this meeting to come up with an action plan that will help us deal with startling new market research that has troubling potential repercussions for our tourism paradise here. Manu, you want to want to give us a summary?”

    Manu: “Yeah, well here it is in a nutshell. Survey after survey has revealed that the number one thing that visitors say would keep them from coming back to our isles is the prevalence of old white people here. They’re everywhere, and they are perceived as a nuisance, at best. Lotsa reasons given; they’re ugly at the beach; lousy drivers (too slow even for Hawaii), always complaining, always whining about their goddam senior discounts, lousy tippers, smell funny … the list goes on and on.”

    Chairman Pai’eke: “Thanks for the summary. And now here’s Abdulla, with the first of many suggested steps to deal with this problem…”

  22. TGY

    What can one expect from a state with a thousand words for fish and they’re all about the same fish!.

  23. One Yield Regular

    Un-unh. There ARE no halal meats in Hawai’i, unless you can count ono grilled in a banana leaf.

  24. qwerty42

    I saw this over at Balloon Juice. I confess i suspected one of you guys, but no link was provided (drat). Still, clearly the plot continues.

  25. Jackie Jormp Jomp

    Well he’s definitely muslin… How do I wear muslin. I hear muslin is very thin.

  26. OpusOne

    NO! I knew our muslin presnit was going to somehow ruin my birthday. Now all the freepers are going to take over the internet. Can’t Hawaii move this to some other day? Maybe two weeks earlier? And make it a three-day weekend by having it on a Friday.

    NEVER FORGET 9/24!!!11!!ONEHUNDREDELEVEN

  27. assistant/atlas

    [re=310782]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: That made me smile. Mostly because I, too, hate old people.

  28. kvtxzsvzxhktz

    Wow, now it’ll be right up there with “Pleasant Holidays” day (December 9, 2005), a real holiday in the state of Hawaii when we gather together to celebrate a package travel company.

  29. cranky

    [re=311458]Jukesgrrl[/re]: that’s only because they make every muslin, white.

    by the way, if you do a search for muslin clothes or fabric, google image with “correct” it to muslim clothes because it more likely that people are stupid than that they have an interest in fabric? so proud.

  30. Custerwolf

    [re=311559]Go Figure[/re]: Goddamnit, I had to come all the way back here just to thank you for that one.

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