RON PAUL'S WORST NIGHTMARE  10:52 am May 7, 2009

International Currency Sexytime!

by Sara K. Smith

Well, this is odd! Let us pray for the children that this ad never airs between 6AM and 10PM. UTTER VULGARITY. (Obviously this online ad will never make it onto American TVs; it was produced for the Web by a German agency, so it’s “way out of the non-queer American mainstream.”) [Copyranter]

 
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{ 44 comments }

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2009 at 11:01 am

I’m Bristol Palin, and I approved this message.

mylesfromnowhere May 7, 2009 at 11:03 am

How true! my money has been getting screwed daily, but alas, someone is shooting blanks because there be no offsprings

Mr Blifil May 7, 2009 at 11:05 am

Yeah, POUND her!

Serolf Divad May 7, 2009 at 11:06 am

That is the single best ad that’s never aired on TV. God I want to raise money and have it run on basic cable or something.

freppish May 7, 2009 at 11:06 am

wtf just happened

The Cold Sea May 7, 2009 at 11:07 am

ZOMFG! The best sexy international money commercial EVAH!

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2009 at 11:13 am

The ending wasn’t reflective of the current financial situation — I sort of picture the Dollar/Euro family walking through the park and the camera pulls back to reveal the whole landscape is just a few hairs on Chairman Mao’s mole.

ohiolobbyist May 7, 2009 at 11:14 am

NSFW

nbawriter May 7, 2009 at 11:16 am

I just busted a krona.

jaba the slut May 7, 2009 at 11:16 am

Well, that just saved me thirty bucks this month in pornage fees.

Yaeh, go China, go fuck the shit out of that currency! She was asking for it. Hot ass international monetary MILF that she is.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:20 am

Wow. That floozey could have been me (except the money and kids part).

vkladchik May 7, 2009 at 11:20 am

why does lincoln have tits?

WadISay May 7, 2009 at 11:24 am

[re=310627]Mr Blifil[/re]: The Japanese certainly have a yen to do it.

V572625694 May 7, 2009 at 11:24 am

I’d pay 4,000 Laotian kip to see this air in the middle of a “Matlock” episode.

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2009 at 11:25 am

I’ve always kinda wondered what it would look like if Tim Burton got into the porno business.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:26 am

Is it just me or does she look kinda zloty in that outfit?

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 7, 2009 at 11:29 am

They don’t call it a money shot for nothing.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:35 am

To coin a phrase, it appears someone’s burning a hole in someone else’s pocket, eh? Hope the dude doesn’t shoot his whole wad as it strikes me it likely takes a few bucks to satisfy that little dough. Boy, they did look spent near the end though, didn’t they? Can’t believe how even with those crisp little bills in the stroller she could still yen for the new guy.
I gotta have some coffee.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2009 at 11:36 am

[re=310670]Custerwolf[/re]: To be frank, she’s got a yen for it.

Lascauxcaveman May 7, 2009 at 11:37 am

[re=310674]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I’ve always been kinda poor. In fact, this is the first time money has every created a large bulge in my pocket.

Come here a minute May 7, 2009 at 11:38 am

Never expected to see Abraham Lincoln shilling for a foreign bank.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:47 am

[re=310666]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: For rial.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:47 am

[re=310682]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Eurover the top!

RoscoePColtraine May 7, 2009 at 11:48 am

I’d give it a D. The music soundtrack sucked shit.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2009 at 11:48 am

[re=310679]Custerwolf[/re]: Who knew Abe could go to bhat like that? I just hope he took her to dinar first before leaving her with the ruble of their assignation. He just took a peso her heart and left her with the small bills.

V572625694 May 7, 2009 at 11:48 am

[re=310679]Custerwolf[/re]: Win (on style and quantity)

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:48 am

I’m lucky if I get a quarter of that action.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:49 am

It was a nice musical, but I though money talked?

Can someone please get the hook? Ive got work to do.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:50 am

And look, I just spilled my goddamned ‘t.’

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 7, 2009 at 11:54 am

[re=310693]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Once you go bhat, you never go back.

[re=310670]Custerwolf[/re]: For riyal. Francly, I thought she looked a bit randy.

SayItWithWookies May 7, 2009 at 11:59 am

[re=310691]Custerwolf[/re]: Yuan me both.

proudgrampa May 7, 2009 at 12:10 pm

Custerwolf, I think I love you.

V572625694 May 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

[re=310696]Custerwolf[/re]: You have a job? I mean, besides being a full-time commenter on Wonkette?

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

[re=310723]proudgrampa[/re]: Dinar sometime?

Bruno May 7, 2009 at 12:20 pm

Come on, everyone know’s the Vietnamese Dong needs to get it on with the Polish Zloty.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 12:24 pm

[re=310741]V572625694[/re]: I’m supposed to be editing a manuscript, but you guys keep distracting me.

Bruno May 7, 2009 at 12:25 pm

[re=310639]ohiolobbyist[/re]: “NSFW”??

What kind of lame company do you work for? This is just random images of paper pushers, just like any office.

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm

[re=310751]Bruno[/re]: I thought he meant ‘Non-SufficientFunds Wood.’

Judas Peckerwood May 7, 2009 at 12:34 pm

Thanks for that. I’m boiling all my money right now.

AxmxZ May 7, 2009 at 1:27 pm

This account of events does not ring true. Everyone knows Lincoln was as queer as a three-dollar bill.

One Yield Regular May 7, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Use condoms!

[re=310679]Custerwolf[/re]: Tres charmant.

twingonaut May 7, 2009 at 2:49 pm

I love this ad so much I want to take it behind the school and get it pregnant! Twist!

Custerwolf May 7, 2009 at 11:22 pm

I just had to re-watch this oragamisic delight one more time. They really should make another, but with more clams next time.

imissopus May 8, 2009 at 12:11 am

That was beyond awesome.

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