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International Currency Sexytime!

Well, this is odd! Let us pray for the children that this ad never airs between 6AM and 10PM. UTTER VULGARITY. (Obviously this online ad will never make it onto American TVs; it was produced for the Web by a German agency, so it’s “way out of the non-queer American mainstream.”) [Copyranter]

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  • Lascauxcaveman

    I’m Bristol Palin, and I approved this message.

  • mylesfromnowhere

    How true! my money has been getting screwed daily, but alas, someone is shooting blanks because there be no offsprings

  • Mr Blifil

    Yeah, POUND her!

  • Serolf Divad

    That is the single best ad that’s never aired on TV. God I want to raise money and have it run on basic cable or something.

  • freppish

    wtf just happened

  • The Cold Sea

    ZOMFG! The best sexy international money commercial EVAH!

  • SayItWithWookies

    The ending wasn’t reflective of the current financial situation — I sort of picture the Dollar/Euro family walking through the park and the camera pulls back to reveal the whole landscape is just a few hairs on Chairman Mao’s mole.

  • ohiolobbyist

    NSFW

  • nbawriter

    I just busted a krona.

  • jaba the slut

    Well, that just saved me thirty bucks this month in pornage fees.

    Yaeh, go China, go fuck the shit out of that currency! She was asking for it. Hot ass international monetary MILF that she is.

  • Custerwolf

    Wow. That floozey could have been me (except the money and kids part).

  • vkladchik

    why does lincoln have tits?

  • WadISay

    [re=310627]Mr Blifil[/re]: The Japanese certainly have a yen to do it.

  • V572625694

    I’d pay 4,000 Laotian kip to see this air in the middle of a “Matlock” episode.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    I’ve always kinda wondered what it would look like if Tim Burton got into the porno business.

  • Custerwolf

    Is it just me or does she look kinda zloty in that outfit?

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    They don’t call it a money shot for nothing.

  • Custerwolf

    To coin a phrase, it appears someone’s burning a hole in someone else’s pocket, eh? Hope the dude doesn’t shoot his whole wad as it strikes me it likely takes a few bucks to satisfy that little dough. Boy, they did look spent near the end though, didn’t they? Can’t believe how even with those crisp little bills in the stroller she could still yen for the new guy.
    I gotta have some coffee.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=310670]Custerwolf[/re]: To be frank, she’s got a yen for it.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    [re=310674]queeraselvis v 2.0[/re]: I’ve always been kinda poor. In fact, this is the first time money has every created a large bulge in my pocket.

  • Come here a minute

    Never expected to see Abraham Lincoln shilling for a foreign bank.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310666]Lascauxcaveman[/re]: For rial.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310682]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Eurover the top!

  • RoscoePColtraine

    I’d give it a D. The music soundtrack sucked shit.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=310679]Custerwolf[/re]: Who knew Abe could go to bhat like that? I just hope he took her to dinar first before leaving her with the ruble of their assignation. He just took a peso her heart and left her with the small bills.

  • V572625694

    [re=310679]Custerwolf[/re]: Win (on style and quantity)

  • Custerwolf

    I’m lucky if I get a quarter of that action.

  • Custerwolf

    It was a nice musical, but I though money talked?

    Can someone please get the hook? Ive got work to do.

  • Custerwolf

    And look, I just spilled my goddamned ‘t.’

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    [re=310693]SayItWithWookies[/re]: Once you go bhat, you never go back.

    [re=310670]Custerwolf[/re]: For riyal. Francly, I thought she looked a bit randy.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=310691]Custerwolf[/re]: Yuan me both.

  • proudgrampa

    Custerwolf, I think I love you.

  • V572625694

    [re=310696]Custerwolf[/re]: You have a job? I mean, besides being a full-time commenter on Wonkette?

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310723]proudgrampa[/re]: Dinar sometime?

  • Bruno

    Come on, everyone know’s the Vietnamese Dong needs to get it on with the Polish Zloty.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310741]V572625694[/re]: I’m supposed to be editing a manuscript, but you guys keep distracting me.

  • Bruno

    [re=310639]ohiolobbyist[/re]: “NSFW”??

    What kind of lame company do you work for? This is just random images of paper pushers, just like any office.

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310751]Bruno[/re]: I thought he meant ‘Non-SufficientFunds Wood.’

  • Judas Peckerwood

    Thanks for that. I’m boiling all my money right now.

  • AxmxZ

    This account of events does not ring true. Everyone knows Lincoln was as queer as a three-dollar bill.

  • One Yield Regular

    Use condoms!

    [re=310679]Custerwolf[/re]: Tres charmant.

  • twingonaut

    I love this ad so much I want to take it behind the school and get it pregnant! Twist!

  • Custerwolf

    I just had to re-watch this oragamisic delight one more time. They really should make another, but with more clams next time.

  • imissopus

    That was beyond awesome.