Hey-ho, it’s Republican actual crazy person Michele Bachmann, but with clown makeup! Cuz she’s a clown, geddit??! Here go look at more pictures like this, if you want. Politics: So funny! I wish my fucking plane had crashed on the way home, that’s what.
POLITICAL COMEDY
May 6, 2009
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Huh. Two wrongs still make a wrong. Weird.
Menopause?
I’d still hit it.
Actually, that’s Michelle without any make-up.
And now I will never, ever sleep again. Thanks, Ken. Fuck my life.
First of all, I have to admit that I’ve always been afraid of clowns. Not a big deal, but they freak me out. I also have a deep-seated fear of Republicans. Combine the two, and I feel like wetting my pants and hiding under the bed.
I can’t wait to get off work so I can furiously masturbate to that picture!
It’s the Insane Clown Possee but with fewer matted dreads and braided beards!
Wow. Her husband can jizz out a spectrum?
John Wayne Gacy painted clowns, these are way more terrifying…
Oh, oh Christ. Do you know how much I’m going to have to drink to black these out from my brain?
Photoshopping politicians to look like clowns . . . it’s just so spectacularly unclever. I’d be willing to wager all my money that the images were made by a Republican, if all the targets weren’t also Republicans.
Homer, you’ve got it set on “whore”.
http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/5131/1758/320/%5Bsimpsons%5D%20Classic%20moment%20makeupgun.jpg
OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! ALSO!!!11!!
-SP
Now we know how Peggy Noonan gets her insightful appraisals from the street — she goes incognito.
WOW! I have never been afraid of clowns, ever. But now…
[re=309931]magic titty[/re]: michelle will never know, she’s not man, or boy, enough for him.
I’m thinking she might be trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids? The harridan.
or maybe:
http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/multimedia/2007/11/gallery_star_trek_monsters
OMG! Killer Klownz From Outer Space flashback.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/
Mommy!
What a bunch of Bozo’s.
[re=309936]NoWireHangers[/re]: Well, if the clown makeup fits..and all that!
I finally clicked through to the Flickr photoset and now I’m going to curl under my desk and rock back and forth in fetal position, weeping, for a bit.
So Rush Limbaugh really does live in the sewer.
this pleases me more than gaying over america one state at a time.
Man, I wish I had the free time to come up with crap like this. Not that I would, I just wish I had that kind of time…
She’s got smoker’s mouth. That or she sucks extremely small cocks.
Alien monster death-whore clowns. Of course.
I truly wish I didn’t find that picture of Bachmann as arousing as I do.
Oh please. The Flickr pic is just Michele after she did her hair. You want scary? Here’s the before.
It’s creepy for sure, but after going to the website and seeing them all, it also started to seem pretty funny, but in a creepy way. I like the one of Sarah Palin.
Do you think if you went down on her she’d taste funny?
Noonington’s fits. Perfectly.
That is far more terrifying than the Boehner video.
I’d hit it if she wore a corset.
[re=309915]the bf[/re]: With a banana cream pie.
[re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: That’s a terrible, terrible thing to put into people’s minds.
I do wonder…
I wonder how many Republicans we could fit into a tiny little clown car?
I’m so confused. I thought it was real. Then realized it wasn’t. Then thought yeah, they are clowns, but no longer scary. At least since it’s not real I can continue to say “I’d hit it” about Michelle Bachmann. Otherwise it might have turned me against her.
Peggington’s is the best. It’s what she looked like when contemplating the DC Inauguration rickshaw ride.
Also, this isn’t so much clown as the facial equivalent of putting rhinestones and whatnot all over your face. Or maybe actual human blingees. Too many colors for real clowns. The more different colors, the less horribly frightening.
[re=310063]Min[/re]: have you disarticulated them, or are they whole?
[re=310079]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Putting on this kind of game face might just add some subtlety to her next screed.
Not sure which cereal Ken was referring to in the alt-tex, but I’ll assume it’s this one.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/cc.jpg
[re=310080]cranky[/re]: “Disarticulate.”
I believe that word definies what Sarah Palin and George Bush do to any idea they try to communicate.
Y SO SERIOUS, BACHMANN?
[re=310099]Custerwolf[/re]: Crazy Cow looks nutritious!
Clearly issued by the Department of Redundancy Department, nyuck nyuck nyuck. (Actually I hate these; they’re the visual equivalent of Vegas-nightclub-style jokes about politicians=idiots, and what’s more: clowns, ick).
[re=310080]cranky[/re]: Whole, but badly creased.
Oh, fuck you, Ken. My whole family lives in Bachmann’s district, and now I have to fear for their safety even more than usual, as I sob while curled into a ball.
Can you paint her tits?
That would be cool.
[re=310121]Min[/re]: oooh, that’s going to be tough, creasing is the enemy of maximum fill. five, maybe six if you shave off the helmet-hair first.
Oh I get it, it’s shooped. I almost had a heart attack there.
Although seeing Limbaugh and Boehner as Violent J and Shaggy would be teh cool.
Not to mention Michael Steele as Homie the Clown.
Also.
you’re welcome, ken.
DOUBLE STANDARD!!!
Oh, sure, it’s all funny games when the Lefties do this, but when I photoshop obama holding bucket of fried chicken & a shrunken head on a pole, people are all like ‘racism’ and stuff.
[re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: you’re so dirty! it really IS a good question though. The makeup makes me think “cotton candy”, but then I remember what she actually looks like, and I think “rancid sour arugula”.
[re=309953]NoWireHangers[/re]: That what I thought. Holy shit, Rush looks like Pennywise. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen them both at the same time…
[re=309915]the bf[/re]: With a stick?
[re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: I am assuming that A Michelle B boink would be grudge secks, and that should never involve something that might actually gratify her, this would deviate grossly from her normal sexual experience, she would be neither ready nor appreciative.
Rush looks like John Wayne Gacy. You don’t suppose….nah..couldn’t be…
Oh my God! I have a dress like that! Talbots: A place for Clowns
That looks like Katherine Harris.
Republicans wearing combustible face-paint. It doesn’t get any better.
It totally looks like her. With a major case of chapped lips, and the fetid blood/serum/pus fluid from Rush’s anal cyst still clinging to her nose.
I see a new Sony release in the future
Twisted Metal: Head-on Bachmann
[re=310398]bodypolitik[/re]: Separated at birth?
Right now, I am so glad flickr is blocked here at my job.
I think you’ve got a new Peggy Noonan picture, Wonkette.
Please tell me her snatch shares the same clown-paint stylist.
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