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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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  • AnnieGetYourFun

    Huh. Two wrongs still make a wrong. Weird.

  • Mr Blifil

    Menopause?

  • the bf

    I’d still hit it.

  • Mild Midwesterner

    Actually, that’s Michelle without any make-up.

  • StephanieInCA

    And now I will never, ever sleep again. Thanks, Ken. Fuck my life.

  • MiddleFinger

    First of all, I have to admit that I’ve always been afraid of clowns. Not a big deal, but they freak me out. I also have a deep-seated fear of Republicans. Combine the two, and I feel like wetting my pants and hiding under the bed.

  • Crab1

    I can’t wait to get off work so I can furiously masturbate to that picture!

  • NoWireHangers

    It’s the Insane Clown Possee but with fewer matted dreads and braided beards!

  • magic titty

    Wow. Her husband can jizz out a spectrum?

  • freakishlystrong

    John Wayne Gacy painted clowns, these are way more terrifying…

  • tunamelt

    Oh, oh Christ. Do you know how much I’m going to have to drink to black these out from my brain?

  • suchsweetthunder

    Photoshopping politicians to look like clowns . . . it’s just so spectacularly unclever. I’d be willing to wager all my money that the images were made by a Republican, if all the targets weren’t also Republicans.

  • NoWireHangers
  • Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov)

    OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!!!!!!11!!!!! ALSO!!!11!!

    -SP

  • SayItWithWookies

    Now we know how Peggy Noonan gets her insightful appraisals from the street — she goes incognito.

  • Lascauxcaveman

    WOW! I have never been afraid of clowns, ever. But now…

  • cranky

    [re=309931]magic titty[/re]: michelle will never know, she’s not man, or boy, enough for him.

  • cheeto_jeebus

    I’m thinking she might be trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids? The harridan.

    or maybe:

    http://www.wired.com/entertainment/hollywood/multimedia/2007/11/gallery_star_trek_monsters

  • Joshua Norton

    OMG! Killer Klownz From Outer Space flashback.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095444/

    Mommy!

  • Rush

    What a bunch of Bozo’s.

  • freakishlystrong

    [re=309936]NoWireHangers[/re]: Well, if the clown makeup fits..and all that!

  • tunamelt

    I finally clicked through to the Flickr photoset and now I’m going to curl under my desk and rock back and forth in fetal position, weeping, for a bit.

  • NoWireHangers

    So Rush Limbaugh really does live in the sewer.

  • sevenrepeat

    this pleases me more than gaying over america one state at a time.

  • rev_matt_y

    Man, I wish I had the free time to come up with crap like this. Not that I would, I just wish I had that kind of time…

  • Custerwolf

    She’s got smoker’s mouth. That or she sucks extremely small cocks.

  • Boojum

    Alien monster death-whore clowns. Of course.

  • LittlePig

    I truly wish I didn’t find that picture of Bachmann as arousing as I do.

  • queeraselvis v 2.0

    Oh please. The Flickr pic is just Michele after she did her hair. You want scary? Here’s the before.

  • Big Liver

    It’s creepy for sure, but after going to the website and seeing them all, it also started to seem pretty funny, but in a creepy way. I like the one of Sarah Palin.

  • Custerwolf

    Do you think if you went down on her she’d taste funny?

  • The Cold Sea

    Noonington’s fits. Perfectly.

  • Tommmcatt

    That is far more terrifying than the Boehner video.

  • Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish!

    I’d hit it if she wore a corset.

  • SayItWithWookies

    [re=309915]the bf[/re]: With a banana cream pie.

  • 19kevin8

    [re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: That’s a terrible, terrible thing to put into people’s minds.
    I do wonder…

  • Min

    I wonder how many Republicans we could fit into a tiny little clown car?

  • hobospacejunkie

    I’m so confused. I thought it was real. Then realized it wasn’t. Then thought yeah, they are clowns, but no longer scary. At least since it’s not real I can continue to say “I’d hit it” about Michelle Bachmann. Otherwise it might have turned me against her.

  • chitownlib

    Peggington’s is the best. It’s what she looked like when contemplating the DC Inauguration rickshaw ride.

  • hobospacejunkie

    Also, this isn’t so much clown as the facial equivalent of putting rhinestones and whatnot all over your face. Or maybe actual human blingees. Too many colors for real clowns. The more different colors, the less horribly frightening.

  • cranky

    [re=310063]Min[/re]: have you disarticulated them, or are they whole?

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310079]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Putting on this kind of game face might just add some subtlety to her next screed.

  • Custerwolf

    Not sure which cereal Ken was referring to in the alt-tex, but I’ll assume it’s this one.

    http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/cc.jpg

  • Custerwolf

    [re=310080]cranky[/re]: “Disarticulate.”
    I believe that word definies what Sarah Palin and George Bush do to any idea they try to communicate.

  • Mista Eko

    Y SO SERIOUS, BACHMANN?

  • hobospacejunkie

    [re=310099]Custerwolf[/re]: Crazy Cow looks nutritious!

  • One Yield Regular

    Clearly issued by the Department of Redundancy Department, nyuck nyuck nyuck. (Actually I hate these; they’re the visual equivalent of Vegas-nightclub-style jokes about politicians=idiots, and what’s more: clowns, ick).

  • Min

    [re=310080]cranky[/re]: Whole, but badly creased.

  • DeLand DeLakes

    Oh, fuck you, Ken. My whole family lives in Bachmann’s district, and now I have to fear for their safety even more than usual, as I sob while curled into a ball.

  • rocktonsammy

    Can you paint her tits?

    That would be cool.

  • cranky

    [re=310121]Min[/re]: oooh, that’s going to be tough, creasing is the enemy of maximum fill. five, maybe six if you shave off the helmet-hair first.

  • President Beeblebrox

    Oh I get it, it’s shooped. I almost had a heart attack there.

    Although seeing Limbaugh and Boehner as Violent J and Shaggy would be teh cool.

    Not to mention Michael Steele as Homie the Clown.

    Also.

  • dougbob

    you’re welcome, ken.

  • TheTeeth

    DOUBLE STANDARD!!!

    Oh, sure, it’s all funny games when the Lefties do this, but when I photoshop obama holding bucket of fried chicken & a shrunken head on a pole, people are all like ‘racism’ and stuff.

  • viviangrrrl

    [re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: you’re so dirty! it really IS a good question though. The makeup makes me think “cotton candy”, but then I remember what she actually looks like, and I think “rancid sour arugula”.

  • Mad Farmer Manifest

    [re=309953]NoWireHangers[/re]: That what I thought. Holy shit, Rush looks like Pennywise. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen them both at the same time…

  • proudgrampa

    [re=309915]the bf[/re]: With a stick?

  • mrpuma2u

    [re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: I am assuming that A Michelle B boink would be grudge secks, and that should never involve something that might actually gratify her, this would deviate grossly from her normal sexual experience, she would be neither ready nor appreciative.

  • Knob Gobbler

    Rush looks like John Wayne Gacy. You don’t suppose….nah..couldn’t be…

  • June Cleaver 2.0

    Oh my God! I have a dress like that! Talbots: A place for Clowns

  • bodypolitik

    That looks like Katherine Harris.

  • speckitis

    Republicans wearing combustible face-paint. It doesn’t get any better.

  • RoscoePColtraine

    It totally looks like her. With a major case of chapped lips, and the fetid blood/serum/pus fluid from Rush’s anal cyst still clinging to her nose.

  • horned_viper

    I see a new Sony release in the future
    Twisted Metal: Head-on Bachmann

  • DoctorCulturae

    [re=310398]bodypolitik[/re]: Separated at birth?

  • arclight

    Right now, I am so glad flickr is blocked here at my job.

  • HollowBrain

    I think you’ve got a new Peggy Noonan picture, Wonkette.

  • trai_dep

    Please tell me her snatch shares the same clown-paint stylist.