POLITICAL COMEDY  4:00 pm May 6, 2009

Pictures of Republican Clowns, In Clown Makeup!

by Ken Layne

Buy my cereal!Hey-ho, it’s Republican actual crazy person Michele Bachmann, but with clown makeup! Cuz she’s a clown, geddit??! Here go look at more pictures like this, if you want. Politics: So funny! I wish my fucking plane had crashed on the way home, that’s what.

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AnnieGetYourFun May 6, 2009 at 4:03 pm

Huh. Two wrongs still make a wrong. Weird.

Mr Blifil May 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm


the bf May 6, 2009 at 4:04 pm

I’d still hit it.

Mild Midwesterner May 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

Actually, that’s Michelle without any make-up.

StephanieInCA May 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

And now I will never, ever sleep again. Thanks, Ken. Fuck my life.

MiddleFinger May 6, 2009 at 4:05 pm

First of all, I have to admit that I’ve always been afraid of clowns. Not a big deal, but they freak me out. I also have a deep-seated fear of Republicans. Combine the two, and I feel like wetting my pants and hiding under the bed.

Crab1 May 6, 2009 at 4:06 pm

I can’t wait to get off work so I can furiously masturbate to that picture!

NoWireHangers May 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

It’s the Insane Clown Possee but with fewer matted dreads and braided beards!

magic titty May 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

Wow. Her husband can jizz out a spectrum?

freakishlystrong May 6, 2009 at 4:10 pm

John Wayne Gacy painted clowns, these are way more terrifying…

tunamelt May 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Oh, oh Christ. Do you know how much I’m going to have to drink to black these out from my brain?

suchsweetthunder May 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Photoshopping politicians to look like clowns . . . it’s just so spectacularly unclever. I’d be willing to wager all my money that the images were made by a Republican, if all the targets weren’t also Republicans.

NoWireHangers May 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm
Sarah Palin (vp@whitehouse.gov) May 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm



SayItWithWookies May 6, 2009 at 4:11 pm

Now we know how Peggy Noonan gets her insightful appraisals from the street — she goes incognito.

Lascauxcaveman May 6, 2009 at 4:12 pm

WOW! I have never been afraid of clowns, ever. But now…

cranky May 6, 2009 at 4:13 pm

[re=309931]magic titty[/re]: michelle will never know, she’s not man, or boy, enough for him.

cheeto_jeebus May 6, 2009 at 4:13 pm

I’m thinking she might be trying to sap and impurify my precious bodily fluids? The harridan.

or maybe:


Joshua Norton May 6, 2009 at 4:14 pm

OMG! Killer Klownz From Outer Space flashback.



Rush May 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

What a bunch of Bozo’s.

freakishlystrong May 6, 2009 at 4:15 pm

[re=309936]NoWireHangers[/re]: Well, if the clown makeup fits..and all that!

tunamelt May 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm

I finally clicked through to the Flickr photoset and now I’m going to curl under my desk and rock back and forth in fetal position, weeping, for a bit.

NoWireHangers May 6, 2009 at 4:18 pm

So Rush Limbaugh really does live in the sewer.

sevenrepeat May 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm

this pleases me more than gaying over america one state at a time.

rev_matt_y May 6, 2009 at 4:20 pm

Man, I wish I had the free time to come up with crap like this. Not that I would, I just wish I had that kind of time…

Custerwolf May 6, 2009 at 4:21 pm

She’s got smoker’s mouth. That or she sucks extremely small cocks.

Boojum May 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Alien monster death-whore clowns. Of course.

LittlePig May 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm

I truly wish I didn’t find that picture of Bachmann as arousing as I do.

queeraselvis v 2.0 May 6, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Oh please. The Flickr pic is just Michele after she did her hair. You want scary? Here’s the before.

Big Liver May 6, 2009 at 4:25 pm

It’s creepy for sure, but after going to the website and seeing them all, it also started to seem pretty funny, but in a creepy way. I like the one of Sarah Palin.

Custerwolf May 6, 2009 at 4:27 pm

Do you think if you went down on her she’d taste funny?

The Cold Sea May 6, 2009 at 4:34 pm

Noonington’s fits. Perfectly.

Tommmcatt May 6, 2009 at 4:36 pm

That is far more terrifying than the Boehner video.

Tommy Says Soooo, Jugdish! May 6, 2009 at 4:38 pm

I’d hit it if she wore a corset.

SayItWithWookies May 6, 2009 at 4:43 pm

[re=309915]the bf[/re]: With a banana cream pie.

19kevin8 May 6, 2009 at 5:11 pm

[re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: That’s a terrible, terrible thing to put into people’s minds.
I do wonder…

Min May 6, 2009 at 5:17 pm

I wonder how many Republicans we could fit into a tiny little clown car?

hobospacejunkie May 6, 2009 at 5:24 pm

I’m so confused. I thought it was real. Then realized it wasn’t. Then thought yeah, they are clowns, but no longer scary. At least since it’s not real I can continue to say “I’d hit it” about Michelle Bachmann. Otherwise it might have turned me against her.

chitownlib May 6, 2009 at 5:28 pm

Peggington’s is the best. It’s what she looked like when contemplating the DC Inauguration rickshaw ride.

hobospacejunkie May 6, 2009 at 5:29 pm

Also, this isn’t so much clown as the facial equivalent of putting rhinestones and whatnot all over your face. Or maybe actual human blingees. Too many colors for real clowns. The more different colors, the less horribly frightening.

cranky May 6, 2009 at 5:30 pm

[re=310063]Min[/re]: have you disarticulated them, or are they whole?

Custerwolf May 6, 2009 at 5:38 pm

[re=310079]hobospacejunkie[/re]: Putting on this kind of game face might just add some subtlety to her next screed.

Custerwolf May 6, 2009 at 5:44 pm

Not sure which cereal Ken was referring to in the alt-tex, but I’ll assume it’s this one.


Custerwolf May 6, 2009 at 5:48 pm

[re=310080]cranky[/re]: “Disarticulate.”
I believe that word definies what Sarah Palin and George Bush do to any idea they try to communicate.

Mista Eko May 6, 2009 at 5:48 pm


hobospacejunkie May 6, 2009 at 5:53 pm

[re=310099]Custerwolf[/re]: Crazy Cow looks nutritious!

One Yield Regular May 6, 2009 at 5:55 pm

Clearly issued by the Department of Redundancy Department, nyuck nyuck nyuck. (Actually I hate these; they’re the visual equivalent of Vegas-nightclub-style jokes about politicians=idiots, and what’s more: clowns, ick).

Min May 6, 2009 at 5:58 pm

[re=310080]cranky[/re]: Whole, but badly creased.

DeLand DeLakes May 6, 2009 at 6:04 pm

Oh, fuck you, Ken. My whole family lives in Bachmann’s district, and now I have to fear for their safety even more than usual, as I sob while curled into a ball.

rocktonsammy May 6, 2009 at 6:05 pm

Can you paint her tits?

That would be cool.

cranky May 6, 2009 at 6:14 pm

[re=310121]Min[/re]: oooh, that’s going to be tough, creasing is the enemy of maximum fill. five, maybe six if you shave off the helmet-hair first.

President Beeblebrox May 6, 2009 at 6:15 pm

Oh I get it, it’s shooped. I almost had a heart attack there.

Although seeing Limbaugh and Boehner as Violent J and Shaggy would be teh cool.

Not to mention Michael Steele as Homie the Clown.


dougbob May 6, 2009 at 6:52 pm

you’re welcome, ken.

TheTeeth May 6, 2009 at 6:58 pm


Oh, sure, it’s all funny games when the Lefties do this, but when I photoshop obama holding bucket of fried chicken & a shrunken head on a pole, people are all like ‘racism’ and stuff.

viviangrrrl May 6, 2009 at 7:19 pm

[re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: you’re so dirty! it really IS a good question though. The makeup makes me think “cotton candy”, but then I remember what she actually looks like, and I think “rancid sour arugula”.

Mad Farmer Manifest May 6, 2009 at 7:34 pm

[re=309953]NoWireHangers[/re]: That what I thought. Holy shit, Rush looks like Pennywise. Come to think of it, I’ve never seen them both at the same time…

proudgrampa May 6, 2009 at 7:35 pm

[re=309915]the bf[/re]: With a stick?

mrpuma2u May 6, 2009 at 7:50 pm

[re=309971]Custerwolf[/re]: I am assuming that A Michelle B boink would be grudge secks, and that should never involve something that might actually gratify her, this would deviate grossly from her normal sexual experience, she would be neither ready nor appreciative.

Knob Gobbler May 6, 2009 at 8:26 pm

Rush looks like John Wayne Gacy. You don’t suppose….nah..couldn’t be…

June Cleaver 2.0 May 6, 2009 at 9:24 pm

Oh my God! I have a dress like that! Talbots: A place for Clowns

bodypolitik May 6, 2009 at 11:38 pm

That looks like Katherine Harris.

speckitis May 7, 2009 at 12:03 am

Republicans wearing combustible face-paint. It doesn’t get any better.

RoscoePColtraine May 7, 2009 at 3:38 am

It totally looks like her. With a major case of chapped lips, and the fetid blood/serum/pus fluid from Rush’s anal cyst still clinging to her nose.

horned_viper May 7, 2009 at 9:20 am

I see a new Sony release in the future
Twisted Metal: Head-on Bachmann

DoctorCulturae May 7, 2009 at 10:27 am

[re=310398]bodypolitik[/re]: Separated at birth?

arclight May 7, 2009 at 2:39 pm

Right now, I am so glad flickr is blocked here at my job.

HollowBrain May 7, 2009 at 5:35 pm

I think you’ve got a new Peggy Noonan picture, Wonkette.

trai_dep May 8, 2009 at 3:50 am

Please tell me her snatch shares the same clown-paint stylist.

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