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John Boehner made this funny thriller movie last week, but guess what, we just saw it for the first time, so deal. It’s about how Barack Obama is the Muslim who caused 9/11 and wants more white people to die, so vote Republican next time you vote on something! (Can you imagine how excited the Republican leadership would be if a few American cities got nuked under Obama’s watch?) [YouTube]
Oh my god I can tell from the crescendo in the music we’re all gonna die!
To be more powerful, the film should have included a scene of Obama playing basketball while the Muslins are chopping off the heads of Americans.
Was that a trailer for a new movie based on those Stephanie Meyer tween vampire novels?
In any event, I actually DO feel safer knowing that the people who put that out aren’t currently in charge.
Wow, when did Barry have time to star in a summer blockbuster? I can’t wait to see this movie!
someone should tell Boehner that when you sound like a pothead with a sinus infection, you are not the guy for voiceovers.
Yes folks, that would be our post-partisan House Minority Leader puttin’ this shit out, can you imagine if a (D) had done something that incendiary under W?
OMG I loves that scary-ass music. Maybe Boner should have made a video like this for Bush prior to 9-11.
Quick! We’re about to get nuked! Someone drive the bus outta here! Oh, hey, how about you, Mr. Boehner? What? You can’t drive right now? What? I can’t understand your blubbering. Oh…I see. Is that fifth bottle of Jim Beam three-quarters empty? Ah. Okay. Maybe ol’ George Voinivich is sober…
Love the montage at the end: Barry; the gaffemaster; Chavez and a Talib - uniting theme? All Muslin Terrsts, natch. Also tag text FTW and also.
freakishlystrong: Cynic, I’m sure if some Democratic group had put something like General Betrayus or something like that, they would be ignor….
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Needs more fake orange tanner.
Larry Fine: = WIN. ‘Nuff said.
After watching that video I certainly feel dumber. Does that count?
2002 called and wants its ad back.
4tehlulz: That was Code Pink, this is the sitting House Minority Leader, so yeah, I’m a cynic, and proud of it..
Needs more Benny Hill music and Sarah Palin caressing a bear corpse.
Nothing is more informative or entertaining than a slowly animated close-up of a newspaper article.
Noodle Salad:
Yakkity Sax would have really driven the point home, you’re right.
Hopey dont play that game: You win. All this is missing is Boner’s voice at the end saying, “This time, it’s personal,” because this sounded exactly like the fake trailer for the Ben Stiller movie at the beginning of “Tropic Thunder.”
Maybe the Rs thought “Tropic Thunder” was real? You know, the way they think Stephen Colbert is on their side?
As I have to explain to the dumb okies when I just can’t take anymore, “Sorry, but I live in a reality-based world.”
Coffee Clutcher 187: zing!
It’s sad watching Republicans dredge up their past horrible failures and then project them onto their opponents as though this would somehow be effective. Sure, we could go back and forth about who ignored the terrorist threat before 9/11 and who authorized torture and invaded another country for no reason, allowing al-Qaida to spread to nations it hadn’t been in before, and increasing world terrorism to the point where the State Department finally just stopped publishing its annual report on terrorism — but that’s living in the past. Instead let’s watch pictures of President Obama shaking hands with — um — the elected president of Venezuela. Frightened yet?
In other news, Gen. Michael Hayden = Red Foreman.
If the Rethugs are going to stay with “the Democrats won, we’re all going to die” theme, seems to me like that sets the bar pretty low for Hopey. If anyone’s left in four years, it’s a win for us!
The headline about the Boehner porno is very misleading. I was expecting to see Congressional buttsecks. I haz a sad.
Tommmcatt: And would have been oddly appropriate to the reaction of the Bush administration to the actual day of 9/11. They could have had W flying all over the map while Cheney hunkered down behind a tree in West Virginia.
Meh. Needs more of that flag-burning stuff. Most ‘muricans aren’t really down with the random torturing of brown people anymore, but burn a few flags and they’ll get all gung-ho again.
What it really needs is clowns to make it scary. Well, those were clowns. But more makeup.
I live in Iowa, so, I think we should put the terrorists here, and make them get gay married.
That’s what the Democrats really want right?
For us all to be gay married?
Shouldn’t Barry bust through the screen at the end wearing a Super-man costume?
For my money, nothing’s more terrifying than cello music. Shiverrrr!!!
Seven years ago I opined that Saddam Hussein was less of a threat to me and my family than George W. Bush, and I think I was proved right. And now, I do feel safer, because the way out of this ugliness is to stop making enemies, which I think Obama understands. So there, and also.
Wait a minute. If you believe the wingnut talking points, President Chávez is a crazed America hater. At this summit, he shook hands with Barry and gave him a present. Surely that means that Obama has CRUSHED THE LATINO COMMUNIST THREAT and now Hugo is his bitch and not longer has to buy his own damn fries?
This is the best he could do?
The Boner’s neon orange skin glaze is clearly seeping into his brain pan.
“And then, this last TV ad has no dialogue. It’s just a hip-hop track with fast cuts back and forth between Obama, Pac Man Jones, Ludacris, Michael Vick, Marion Berry, Al Sharpton, O.J. Simpson, ex-Detroit mayor Kwame Kilpatrick, five minutes of that, uh, Check Berry video, a bunch of blonde strippers, the monster from “Predator”, and, then, Mohamed Atta!”
I’ll only feel safer when “The Boehner” wears a condom. News flash!!!!!!! Organized Crime said they are changing their “verbage” from performing a “hit” on a rival to “techniques”. Oy vey, callin’ torture “techniques” these rehugs via rove really know how to play with words to change the real meaning, just like the Nazi Party did.
President Obama has kept America safe for 100 days. Time for a vacation.
Nerdalicious:
“Yo, Vinnie, go do a “technique” on Tommy Two Times. Did you get the vergage memo from karl rove?”
oops verbage
I love it when Republicans cite Fox News as their evidence. It’s like getting a letter of recommendation from your mom.
i like the tags for the video: Obama Democrat Terrorist National Security Congress Safer
WTF?
America - what a country…
thepurplelantern: You forgot the abortions. Gay marriage and abortions. That’s all Democrats care about.
If this video moves you to any sort of feeling in one direction or another, you are FUNDAMENTALLY DETACHED FROM REALITY.
Can we please put some funding into space programs and colonize other planets so I have some space to get away from the people that make things like these?
I want to see this movie!