Austrian Hippie Just Wants To Smoke Weed All Day Instead Of Running California
Hmm. In late April, Bank of America CEO Ken Lewis said the bank didn't need any more capital, but a new "stress test" says it might need as much as $34 billion. [ Bloomberg ]
Violence broke out in the Taliban-controlled Swat valley of Pakistan, and now civilians are trying to get out of there while militants duke it out with government security forces. [ BBC News ]
Arnold Schwarzenegger is just not a real Republicanat all,with his insane notion that maybe we should start talking about legalizing and taxing marijuana. [ Reuters ]
Health officials who recommended that schools be shut for two weeks if a kid showed a sign of a (pig) sniffle have reversed their decision, much to the chagrin of students everywhere. [ Washington Post ]
Mexicans who got stuck in a Chinese quarantine returned home and were happy to be there instead of hanging out in Guanghzou, doing nothing. [ AP ]
Ford announced it would retool one of its SUV plants to produce jet-powered Ford Focus cars that run on lasers, baby sweat, and dreams. [ Wall Street Journal ]