ANNALS OF SHITTY ETIQUETTE  1:58 pm May 4, 2009

Giuliani Bags On Gay Friends’ Wedding

by Sara K. Smith

Always a bridesmaid.Everybody knows that the thrice-married, opera-loving Manhattan dandy Rudy Giuliani lived with a gay couple while in between wives. You’d think that was mean he was pretty OK with the hedonist homosexual gay lifestyle, but apparently you’d be wrong, because he had his secretary phone in his regrets two days before the wedding of his very good friends Howard Koeppel and Mark Hsiao. What a cock. [New York Post]

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{ 39 comments }

Cicada May 4, 2009 at 2:02 pm

Rudy Giuliani is such a mean tranny bitch.
Fuck her.

Scarab May 4, 2009 at 2:05 pm

And to think, he came THIS close to be our president
… OK, there was no way.

ManchuCandidate May 4, 2009 at 2:05 pm

Well, 9ud1 has an incredibly successful political career and consulting firm to protect.

Bearbloke May 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Jealous bitch!

CrunchyKnee May 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm

Annals of shitty etiquette, indeed. Poor Rudi couldn’t bring himself to get them a wedding gift ‘cuz they were registered at the “OH NOES HOMOS GETTING MARRIED STORE WILL BRING ABOUT THE MARRIAGE OF ANIMALS AND HUMAN-ANIMAL HYBRIDS PLUS IT WON’T PLAY IN TEH SOUTH.”

Custerwolf May 4, 2009 at 2:06 pm

That looks like two hellaciously expensive suits kissing.

Texan Bulldoggette May 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm

He is also a stupid cock. RW fundies aren’t ever going to cozy up to him … (see 3 marriages, foreigner-sounding last name & picture above) & he’s pissing off the moderates by dumping on his friends who were there for him in time of his need. I hate Rudy ‘noun verb 911′ Giuliani.

SayItWithWookies May 4, 2009 at 2:07 pm

Rudy just doesn’t want their personal friendship to impose on his political integrity. Because people tend to titter inappropriately when you talk about the sanctity of marriage after having divorced your cousin and tried to have your wife booted out of Gracie Mansion so your girlfriend could move in. So for the last time, the affairs of public servants should be private. It’s the affairs of private citizens that should be public business.

x111e7thst May 4, 2009 at 2:08 pm

Fuck that ferret hating fascist.

RoscoePColtraine May 4, 2009 at 2:08 pm

The two friends deserved it. What you get for being “Status Queens.”

Larry Fine May 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

His crossed-eyed whore of a wife didn’t wanto to go either.

Advocatus_Diaboli May 4, 2009 at 2:09 pm

Shorter: Still deluded that he has a chance for public office again, Rudy hates on teh gayz to win over teh bitterz.

JMP May 4, 2009 at 2:11 pm

Rudy, there’s no way that you’re ever going to get nominated for President, so there’s no need to suck up to the christianists.

V572625694 May 4, 2009 at 2:12 pm

[re=307593]x111e7thst[/re]: The broadcast of Guiliani’s ferret ran justifies a public radio contribution.

Bruno May 4, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Giuliani did not bag on the wedding. He was there. As pixxx’ed in the photo to avoid the papparazzi

CollegeStudent May 4, 2009 at 2:13 pm

Of course he made his secreatary call, it was her fault for not getting his dress back from the cleaners in time.
Jeesh

bitchincamaro May 4, 2009 at 2:13 pm

“I don’t relate to people as white, black, Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, gay, lesbian, heterosexual,” the then-mayor told reporters at Gracie Mansion.

“I relate to them as a free-loading Nazi without any social graces, sohelpmegod.”

The Schadenfried PAC May 4, 2009 at 2:14 pm

If I sent him application to season 2 of Ru Paul’s drag race, would that be wrong?

Bruno May 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm

Did they get gay married in Iowa, cause I’d like to really let it all hang out in Des Moines*

*Which I have been to once, and it sucked…and I stayed in the best hotel in town – the Crown Plaza. At least it was on the expense of one of the world’s largest cigarette manufacturers.

TheVeryHungryCaterpillar May 4, 2009 at 2:16 pm

I’d hit it.

bitchincamaro May 4, 2009 at 2:18 pm

Believe me, if this prick could have figured a way to stiff the taxpayers for his gift and attendence at this shindig, he’d'ave done it.

freakishlystrong May 4, 2009 at 2:20 pm

Oh fuck all, now it’s “noun-verb-gay marrying” Gui911ni..

S.Luggo May 4, 2009 at 2:24 pm

Bitches, there was a close-out sale at Bendel’s that day! (Or maybe it was Capezio’s. Oh, Mary, I forget.)

Colander May 4, 2009 at 2:25 pm

I don’t typically snark on women, but Guilliani is a dumb, fogey-ass bitch.

S.Luggo May 4, 2009 at 2:26 pm

[re=307612]TheVeryHungryCaterpillar[/re]: May I suggest a two-by-four soaked in 40 Weight.

NoWireHangers May 4, 2009 at 2:29 pm

Yes, but if you’re a Log Cabin Couple that befriends such a fine human being as Mayor 9/11, what exactly were you expecting? Integrity? Compassion? A gift certificate to Sur La Table?

AfghanVet May 4, 2009 at 2:31 pm

It wasn’t political…it was emotional. No more threesomes!

DemmeFatale May 4, 2009 at 2:34 pm

Glad to see him returning to the pre-911 weasel he truly is.

Bruno May 4, 2009 at 2:38 pm

The more I think about this one, the more I’m amazed that Rudi thought he had a shot at being prez after shackin’ up with a bunch of gayz queerz and the Christian Right would be cool with this. (Of course they are cool with it behind closed doors, as I can tell you with much authority, but to state it publically, is a completely different matter…with Republicans)

Bruno May 4, 2009 at 2:40 pm

Maybe he’s just having a hissy-fit that NY does not yet marry the gayz

bfstevie May 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm

From the story in Rupe’s rag: “Giuliani has stated he has no problem with civil unions but told The Post he’d speak out against gay marriage if he runs for governor.”

Maybe he wants to be governor of Texas, or Mississippi. Or one of those other states where it’s okay to marry your cousin.

Alldat May 4, 2009 at 2:49 pm

[re=307640]DemmeFatale[/re]: Or ferret. Interesting that he finds the poor mustelids so very unlovable.

McDuff May 4, 2009 at 3:09 pm

Rudy the Rude has the secretary call? I think he needs a beat down from Emily Post, stat!

x111e7thst May 4, 2009 at 3:13 pm

[re=307585]Custerwolf[/re]: The one on the right looks like Brooks Brothers (note the way it does not fit quite right around the collar) the one on the left may be bespoke – but in Hong Kong or even Ha Noi not on Saville Row.

Cape Clod May 4, 2009 at 3:23 pm

After the embarrassing and loathsome speech he gave at the RNC in Minneapolis, I sort of understand why he wouldn’t want to show his face in public.

chascates May 4, 2009 at 4:35 pm

At least he didn’t announce this at a press conference. Which as I recall is how his last wife found out they were getting divorced.

lawrenceofthedesert May 4, 2009 at 4:59 pm

Sometimes it seems as if Rudy is trying to hold onto something that slips through the fingers like water. The tighter he grips, the less he has.

Scandalabra May 4, 2009 at 6:32 pm

That picture is worth a thousand everythings. It is our one shield against this sociopath ever being elected to a higher office.

qaf May 4, 2009 at 11:51 pm

[re=307591]SayItWithWookies[/re]: You forgot how he had to leave the mayor’s mansion to his wife and stayed with a gay couple. The couple who’re getting married in this story! I love circles.

[re=308007]Scandalabra[/re]: Just like the one of Mittens getting ready to serve fudge.

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