Wonkette
Goddamnit, OF COURSE the first “residents” of Washington to get the pig AIDS are a couple of twats at the most expensive school in America, George Washington University. From the GW newspaper: “[Department of Health head Peter Pierre] Vigilance said that the cases have been sent the Centers for Disease Control for further testing. The two female students were infected because one student traveled to ‘an area of concern’ and then passed the virus to the other student, Vigilance said.” Thanks a lot, lesbians! [GW Hatchet]
Was this “area of concern” she traveled to by any chance a part of her girlfriend’s anatomy?
two girls, one bug
I only know this ’cause I work at a local public health organization, but the Health Director for DC is actually named Pierre Vigilance. This is a name that’s not nearly as funny as Peter Vigilance, tragically.
Can we blockade the school with the bodies of ReThuglican interns?
Huzzah. Our first president of the non-white persuasion. Someone tell Hannity.
Women’s dorms, especially the bathrooms on weekends, are vile. I remember paying “communal charges” for some of the most revolting shit I had nothing to do with.
Custerwolf: Bing! slappypaddy: Bang!
Two direct hits in a row!
“LOLz” Also.
Oh dear: http://abookaboutdeath.blogspot.com/
The boss of GWU’s Department of Health is Peter Vigilance?
That’s kind of badass.
Soon, all of the Late Night Snots will have the MEXICAN DEATH PLAGUE as well.
I never knew that virology was so sexy.
However, it must be hard to perform cunnilingus with both a dental dam and a surgical mask. Jim! We look to you to fully investigate this!
Lionel Hutz Esq.: virile is as virile does.
Obvious hatchet job.
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Isn’t the title somewhat of a spoiler?
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Jesus Christ, I never knew eating out was so expensive.
Country Club Jihadi: If you have details and/or pix, this is the place and the time to bring them.
m_supercomputer: I HAVE FIX’D THAT thank u
Jim Newell: Isn’t Pierre French for Peter - or do they just say “dick” like the rest of us?
Today, I risked getting a deadly case of Pig AIDS by going to the taco truck for lunch. Will I succumb to the porky death? Only Mexican God (Yahweh) knows.
The evil NOOBAMA plot to kill whitey with porkfluenza moves one step closer to completion. Soon Georgetown will be cordoned off and the black helicopters will be flown in.
MUSLINS DONT EAT PORK!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!!
Custerwolf: Well, Mr. Custerwolf, we all know we’re going to die but we do stick around to check out the plot, no? Hey! Why not contribute a “page” for the book? Perhaps a swine dive?
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Well I’m pretty sure I saw a photo of Sinead O’Connor in there somewhere, and I’m pretty sure she’s still alive, so I won’t take your comment as an insult - yet.
Um didn’t you get the memo? It’s called hybrid flu or H1N1 NOT swine/pig flu or any other pork-related name!
http://democralypsenow.blogspot.com/
Of course NOBama is using lesbians to spread ManBearPigFlu, especially in pairs. What man can resist the charms of a pair of lesbians? No man, that’s who. ManBearPigFlu will now spread like Larry Craig in an airport restroom.
Custerwolf: Mr Custerwold, Cecil Touchon who took the photo, cropped it from a larger photo of homeless shelter in Fort Worth. I am waiting for the H1N1 entry.
Country Club Jihadi: Having had to clean some women’s restrooms as a poor college student/waiter, I will agree they are disgusting. Much more so than your average men’s room.
Here’s a question: why is it that no one has accused these diseased bulldags of starting this horrendous scourge by having unprotected sex with Mexican pigs they way they said that regular AIDS started with those backwards pygmies in Afroca having rough play with monkeys? I cry foul!
I miss the good old days when the reports of an unclean person made you grab your torch and run for the campus, clubbing to death the first person you encountered. Unless she was cute.
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Well, as mucus provides a rather effective barrier against viruses, you may want to try blowing your nose so as to provide a more welcome environment.
Custerwolf: le dick.
Lazy Media: ah…merci beaucoup!
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Actually I perused a couple of the links and I have to say it’s worthwhile taking a peek.
Notice this isn’t happening at Georgetown University. They’re Jesuits. They KNOW women are unclean.
Custerwolf: Should get interesting death-wise, art-wise, as the project expands. Come September when the exhibition opens, we hope to have 1000 pieces. Plus the venue is wonderful. Anyone can contribute. Like I said, waiting for the Big Pig to drop one.
Does it raise anyone’s index of suspicion that immediately upon being admitted to the hospital, the bulldyke patient zeros asked for a double-headed thermometer?
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: Being a poor man’s artist (i.e., illustrator), I am deeply envious of these people’s abilities - I was born with “artistic” talent, but these are true expressions of creative ability, and I’ve been a miserable failure in that regard. If I were still living in Manhattan I wouldn’t have missed this one.
Custerwolf: Hey Mr Custerwolf, be in the exhibition! It’s a big tent, and getting bigger. Would love to have your work there… Connect w/me on the site. I’m the Buddhist in the bathtub.
Custerwolf:
“Zob”, actually.
Tommmcatt: You don’t say - or DO you?
MISTAHCOUGHDROP: With the fedora?
I officially call for the retirement of the “close the barn door after the horses are gone” metaphor for the border issue and to replace it with “we can’t just stick our fingers in the dike.”
Why isn’t our Secretary of State urging us to increase our use of illegal drugs, which would lead to increased violence in Mexico, thereby killing all the infected Mexicans before they can spread their germs to us?
Capricatony: Remember to wash those fingers before you rub your eyes or pick your nose.
Q: How do you pick up your date at GW?
A: Stand outside her dorm and yell, “bring out your dead.”
Haha, actually, trick question. GW students don’t reproduce sexually.
WadISay: I’m here to pick up Fran Liebowitz.
Alpha O. Mega: For some reason I thought that call had already gone out. Wanting to do my patriotic best, as any good citizen should, I decided to skip smoking or cooking of any kind and simply swallowed 3.5 ounces of AK assisted only by a glass of water and a desire to hear streetlights talking to me. I’m not really sure what’s going on right now, but if I see a pig I’m gonna catch it and fry it like bacon.
tl;dr - I’m stoned.
WadISay:
I always thought the best line was “I know a buffet that has the best brisket.”
But I like them chubby and Jewish.
wow… Jim, you’ve really cornered the market on being a supercilious bitch…
wickedlittledoll: Mexican pigAIDS
Alpha O. Mega: I mean Fawn.
waste_of_my_time: Wow, there’s a market for that? Looks like I’ll be sitting pretty this recession.
hobospacejunkie: I think I can resist lesbians in pairs… this pair, however, has occasionally caused me to touch myself in my special places…
Alpha O. Mega: Apparently 2druk2phluq is conducting field tests on likely infection vectors as we speak.
I for one, feel safer.
Bearbloke: That’s quite a pair!
Country Club Jihadi:
Don’t you mean communal discharge?
Bearbloke: GAH!
(Again, as a heterosexual male, sir), I say GAH!
Lascauxcaveman: What, did the big one poke your eye out?
Lascauxcaveman: BTW, I’m still waiting to start that beard-off with you & Layne…
Feh. David Brooks, in one of his NeoCon psycho-babble NYT columns, will explicate how the interception of the GW students represents yet another step in the death of the free market and mule-sex. But, I would view any unexplained mention of the latter by Brooks as evidence of his conflict of interest, also.
Que?
Ugh. It’s the freaking FLU people. And not even H5N1 or any dreaded recombination thereof. If you get it, chances are you’ll feel like ass for a week, then you’ll get better (unless you’re really young or really old). Can we talk about something else now?
Bearbloke: This would be called, “The Tchaikovsky challenge.”
Gawd, I hate being so entertained by my own subtlety.
slappypaddy: so win.
We’re not the most expensive school in the nation anymore!
Meh, this entire experience is nothing without the drunk, lesbo Facebook photos from some random bar in Cancun.
Time to change the subject - like Sarah Palin on her bearskin rug.
Hawaiiexpat: She prefers the feel of bearskin on her back. So any bears out there interested in fucking her should remember to come at her from behind.
‘preciate it.
Funny t-shirts on swine flu! Yes, swine flu is a sad thing, and we all want to see it stopped, but heh, you still need to be able to keep a happy spirit no matter what.
Check em out:
http://www.davesdailydose.com/?s=swine+flu
Custerwolf: That’s me. Happy to have a contribution from you, political or other. Photographs, drawings, collage are all welcome… see the first entry (or the downloadable PDFs) for all details. We’re looking for a very varied response to the call for A BOOK ABOUT DEATH. And yes, funny works about swine flu are also of interest… Thanks, all.
funnyDave: OK, those aren’t that funny except for the bacon ribbon. Had to admit to snorting at that one. Snorting, ha! Geddit?
Bearbloke: Is that Gene and Ole Anderson? Are you insinuating some kinda faux-incestuous Minnesota grappling between those Minnesota grapplers? Cause that just ain’t right; next you’ll be claiming the Iron Sheik is incontinent.
Capricatony: Did you know the male equivalent of a fag hag is referred to as a Dutch boy? True story.
Custerwolf: There’s a difference between virile and viral. I think.
wickedlittledoll: The problem is H1N1 looks like heinie, and if you say Heinie Flu, it sounds like a buttsecks related STD.
Thus opening up a whole nother can ‘o worms.
Also, Pierre Vigilance deserves his own TV show. DC Vigilance sounds good.
Oooh, thinking about your spam-purse!
Woo-Hoo!
Oooh, thinking about your gash!
No wonder it’s so virulent.
gurukalehuru: Actually the virulence of a virus is a measure of its virility.
Lazy Media: If it looks anything like the Dutch Boy on the paint can, that’s always’s been the equivalent of saltpeter for me.
Custerwolf: I’m savin’ myself for the next time Bristol Palin wants to be ‘celibate’…
wickedlittledoll: Influenza A H1N1: Any way you want to slice it, it ccomes from swine, not Walmart.
nappyduggs: I thought that HIV/Aids came from eating monkey meat that was HIV/Aids infected, as is the custom in some of the more rural and economically disadvantaged areas of the continent…oh, OH MY! C’est vrie!
Bearbloke: Gotcha.
Custersdeadhorse: And I don’t think I have to remind anyone what happens if you eat horsemeat.
http://i389.photobucket.com/albums/oo336/brontie2/horseface.jpg
Country Club Jihadi:
our bathrooms in thurston are not vile,
we all have our own in our rooms
and they are cleaned every week
kthanks
Lord, spare the lesbians….we need them for porno
dijetlo: and to reduce the competition.
Why couldn’t they come back from Mexico with a nice veneral disease, like all the frat boys do?