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Barack Obama has had enough of this Joe Biden and his Gaffes about how we will all die if we go indoors, so he’s just cold exilin’ that dingbat to Hell in a couple of weeks: “WASHINGTON (CNN) - Vice President Joe Biden will travel to Bosnia, Herzegovina, Serbia and Kosovo in Southeastern Europe the week of May 18th, the White House announced Friday.” Biden has responded that America, the Balkans, it’s all the same bullshit to him, he just can’t find his goddamn pants right now is the thing. [CNN]
Oooh I hear Eva Herzigova is very nice this time of year. Mmhmm yes very nice indeed . . .
that’ll learn ‘im. and if it don’t, next time he’ll be sent to georgia, texas, and alaska. we don’t expect he’d come back from that one.
Should send him on a pig inspection tour to Mexico.
magic titty: And the sand in Sudan is especially ..uh.. sandy.
It’s a one-way Amtrak ticket.
magic titty: Man, you know he is totally going there to check out the nude beaches on the Dalmatian coast. And, why the fuck not?
I didn’t know Amtrak went all the way to Zagreb.
And with his popularity with the travel industry, he might have problems getting that second packet of peanuts.
Red Zeppelin: They should send Neal Horsely — he’d fuck a dalmatian.
Red Zeppelin: Fat, hairy German tourists in speedos, that’s why not.
“Vice President Joe Biden will travel to Bosnia, Herzegovina, Serbia and Kosovo in Southeastern Europe” in a private government airplane, not some snot-infested, disease-carrying commercial airliner. Joe Biden isn’t being exiled, he’s gettin while the gettin’s good! SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS!
Red Zeppelin: And you know Joe can talk a blue streak about a pair of tits.
“I remember this dame, ‘71 I think it was. Dirty blonde, maybe 21 years old. Maybe. Tell ya right now, greatest tits of all time. You’ve never seen a pair like that pair, Ace. Ann-Margret eat your goddamn heart out . . . this babe was outta sight. Damn this old age - what was her name again . . . ?”
Thing is, they’re going to keep him on the plane (in the air, on the tarmac) at all times so that he can overcome his gaffiness.
Check the map — guess which countries don’t have any swine flu! Dude is cold escapin’.
Will the sec’y of state be there to help him avoid sniper fire?
what, did Jay Leno already use that one?
Also, “Bosnia, Herzegovina, Serbia and Kosovo” is only three countries! What’s he trying to hide?!
This would make a perfect situation comedy, “That’s Joe!” about the first Afican-American president and his loveable sidekick Joe who’s always saying the wrong thing, damn it! This week: Joe puts his foot in his mouth yet again, alienating the mass-transit and airline industries. Obama: “Joe, I’m sending you off to Bosnia, and this time I mean it!” Can Joe get Obama to change his mind? Look for an unexpected, but sappy ending.
Joe Biden Vindicated! We luv you Joe!
http://www.thebostonchannel.com/cnn-news/19343617/detail.html
Awww. What a nice picture. I loves me some Joe, blabbermouth and all. After VAWA, he’s forever cool in my book.
Come here a minute: OT kind of, but still pig plague. I wish this virus would pass through every fucking farm and ranch in North America and maybe we’d wise up and quit eating meat.
Had a conversation with a supposedly smart guy last night about the guv’s race in OK and how sad I was that two good Democrats, Jeri Askins and Drew Edmondson, might be running against each other.
Rancher/banker dude opines that the ag community thinks Drew, our Attorney General, is against farmers because of OK’s lawsuit against the Arkansas chicken farmers (who have destroyed our rivers). Bottom line: He and the rest of these people are pissed (get the pun) that Drew is trying to demonstrate that shit is toxic and could ruin the water table.
Bottom line, they’re cool on the Arky corporate farms having destroyed the purest rivers and lakes in our state, as long as OK farmers and ranchers can match them, turd for turd.
And these douches, my friends, are the people you’re supporting every time you buy meat at the grocery. Or eggs. Pig plague could save us–how’s that for a silver lining?
‘Nuff said. My paralyzed, Bell palsied eye (haven’t mentioned it for, what, two whole days?) is killing me so I’m going to go into a dark room and watch an inspirational Indian film about girls’ field hockey. Yeah, I’ll let you know how that turns out for me.
Perspective check, please. Joe’s advice re H1N1: wash your hands. Tom Ridge’s advice re threat of possible terrorist attack: purchase duct tape and plastic sheeting to create a safe room in your house.
Perfect choice — he’s a wild and crazy guy!! Will Ackroyd and Steve Martin accompany?
Joey just swore in two cabinet officers, Commerce and HHS, without a single gaffe. So get off his ass everyone.
Barry bought him a ticket on a boat so doesn’t have to fly. A nice trip to Bosnia via the coast of Somalia.
Nice picture. He hasn’t grayed much since his Dynasty days.
Come here a minute: So lemme get this straight… Ol’ uncle Joe & his ’special friend’ David Souter are escaping the horrible MEXICAN PIG-FUCKER ZOMBIE DEATH PLAGUE PANDEMIC in romantic ‘New Europe’ while our Wise & Valiant young Caliph Barockstar O’Bama, Sword of Islam, remains at the helm with his Foxy Lady ‘Big Guns’ Michelle and cold saves the WORLD without missing a jump shot?
Wow, how soon can we get that into theaters? It sounds waaay better than ‘Wolverine’!
DustBowlBlues: Stop eating meat? And drain/pollute our water table at 1/10th the rate of today? Use all that extra grain to feed people instead of cows/pigs/chickens? Put all those heart surgeons out of business? Create more customers for those fruity faggy hippy vegan co-ops & restaurants? Your way is madness, friend, and I want no part of it.
I, for one, am getting sick of the right wing’s constant references to Joe Biden’s giraffes.
Send Big Joe to Chicago, we’ll keep him busy golfing and shit.
“I love Mexico. It’s so…Mexican.” -Eve Arden in Mildred Pierce
I thought he said that he does not think flying is a good idea? mmmm, pirate attack.
I wish him well with the chevaps. But isn’t that sniper territory? Wouldn’t Hillary be better suited to visit?
But the wars in those countries were wrapped up years ago–no possibility whatsover of stray mortar fire taking care of the Biden problem. I thought Obama was on top of these things.
and Biden will travel to his exile by public transportation:
“One day after saying he wouldn’t travel in tight quarters because of the swine flu scare, Vice President Joe Biden rode a train Friday from Washington to Delaware.”
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30527598/
I loves me some Joe Biden, and I hope he gets help for his Torrets.
twitterpaters: To be fair, he never saidhe wouldn’t travel with the unwashed masses, but that he wouldn’t want his loved ones to do so. Don’t go into the light, Joey B.! You’re still valuable to many, many
hack comedianspeople!hobospacejunkie: My hippie commie views of meat and factory farms must be what caused me to give birth to a lesbian, 25 or so years ago.
DustBowlBlues: & hobospacejunkie: yep. Plus there’s this:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=103744881
Meaning, you should get used to us beand and green eating hippies, since we’ll be around longer than the rest of y’all. Hopefully, we won’t waste those precious extra years watching Ken Layne’s homemade videos with his underpants-only-wearing friends…
What did I tell ya? Today it’s Bosnia-Hotstentottia, tomorrow it’s Antartica. NASA will get they’re G*# D&*$% funding if they promise a slot for Uncle Joe on the next manned launch to Mars.
The Balkans? Really? Is that wise, Mr. President?
Love this guy. Hope Obama does not die though.